0:35 Just look what I got Her And not just her... I got Disco piped unto the cloister I got glitter whenever you gaze I got celibate nuns Out there shaking their buns Shrieking you and your son's holy praise I got altar boys prancing in silver lame Requiem mass with a strobe light display Lord, if you're testing my faith, may I say-it's not fair With everything I got I haven't got a prayer Lord. you're test

Eddie: Sweaty Eddie. Sweaty eddie! All of my life, That's what they've called me, And that's what i've been. The blur in the background, The king of uncool. The first at the office, The last in the pool. And it's true. But what can I do? Tell me, why can't she see There's much more to me Deep within’ Picture a guy, A knight in rhinestone armor. Gleam in his eye, A zillion-watt smile. Sharp threads, Moves that get 'em starin'. A turner of heads, Cool beyond comparin'. Bringin' the pride With a spring in his stride, And a fistful of style! And I I could be that guy. I could be the cock of the walk, And the talk of the town. Leadin' the pack When the action goes down! Yeah, I I'll betcha I could set the World astir. If I only let myself try, Well, I could be that guy For her. Eddie/street people: Foolish, I know (oh, no!) I've never been a charmer. (charm her, charm her, charm her) Just can't let go - (ooh - let go!) But if I could I would show 'em, but good. That I I could be that guy! I could be the dude all in white, Bathed in light on the floor. Livin' out loud As the crowd shouts for more! Yes, I I could holler "yes!" to destiny! Time to step out. No more fear, no more doubt. It's time to grow some wings And start to fly! (oh, I) Oh, I (I could be that guy) I just gotta relieve I just gotta, gotta, (I could be that guy) Gotta believe. (I could be that guy) If I'd only believe, (I could be that guy) If I'd only believe, (I could be that guy) That I Yes, I could be that guy! I could be the cream of the crop Set to pop! All the rage! Blistering hot In a spot center stage. Yes, I I got what it takes (hey!) To break away! (break away!) Eddie: [aw, who am I kidding? I'll always be Sweaty Eddie to her.] But before it's my time to die, Hell, I will be that guy, Someday. Ooh, maybe someday? Maybe someday.

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Deloris: Take me to heaven... Take me to paradise... Mother superior: Receive my humple prayer... The faith that i bear... Accept my sacrifice. Mary robert: Take all my heart and soul... Mary patrick: My joy and love... Mary lazarus: I am ready, sweet lord above. Nuns: [take me, take me, take me, take me, take me Take me, take me, take me, take me, take me] Deloris: I've got my sisters by my side. I've got my sisters love and pride. And with my sisters here, I have no fear - I'm right where i should be. And with my sisters in my heart, I know we'll never be apart. And no one on this earth Can change that fact - My brave sisters, My sweet sisters, My strong sisters, All my loving sisters - I'm part of one terrific sister act.

MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [Welcome back, faithful followers old and new! And now to raise the temperature even higher, we have a brand new hymn by our very own Queen of Angels - or should I say Disco Queen of Angels - choir! Hit it, sisters!] DELORIS/NUNS: Spread the news! It's time to rock the pews! We've got the sunday morning fever! It's a sound that turns your soul around until it makes you a believer. Every priest, every deacon, everyone who feels the beat starts freakin'. Catch the bug! Ride the groove! Boogie 'til you feel your spirit move! Come and get that sunday morning fever. Give the Lord a try! MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Queen of Angels is not your grandma's church anymore. God help your grandmother if it were.] Everything that woman does infects us more and more. Things were bad the way it was, but Lord, you're killing us with the cure! MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [Welcome back, o multitudes! Our humble sanctuary overflows with your fabulous devotion! So, get down, get down, get down on your knees, and show the Lord how deep is your love.] MARY PATRICK: Girls and boys, come make a joyful noise and do the sunday morning hustle! Bump that thing in praise of Christ the king until you pull your pelvic muscle! NUNS Get confessed! Get anointed! Then get down like you were double-jointed! Feel the flow! Dig the scene! Shake it like you're Mary Magdalene! Come and let that sunday morning fever! Make your footsies fly! EDDIE: [“By popular demand, Queen of Angels Church has expanded to eight mosses per Sunday, all fuelled by the high octane choir direction of the fabulous sister Mary Clarence.” Deloris - what part of "hiding out" don't you understand?] This keeps goin' and crowds keep growin' - the word is gonna spread. Every mention just brings more attention. And you won't be so fabulous if you're dead. ALL NUNS: Now, put your hands in the air! And wave 'em all around in prayer! Let your funky behavior show that you and the savior got each other like Sonny and Cher! MARY LAZARUS: A hip, hop. A hippity a hippity a ding dong dippity dee! I'm a celibate sister, but I'm hot as a blister so hang onto your rosary! Now I may be a fossil, but my skills are colossal, and I rock the mig just like an apostle, and I don't stop 'til your doubts go pop. And I take you over the top! We got Matt, Mark, (Matt, Mark) Luke and John. (Luke, John) Those guys are pros, and that ain't no con. So let's party on 'til the break-break-a-dawn like a sanctifunkadelic orgasmatron! NUNS: Get the vibe, make some noise! Do the bus stop with the altar boys! You can bet that sunday morning fever is the reason why! MARY ROBERT/NUNS: (Aw - beep beep!) Dudes and chicks, (beep deep!) whip out your crucifix, (toot, toot) and join the sunday celebration! (uh-huh! Join the celebration!) Genuflect, (toot, toot) Give God his due respect. (Beep, beep) Then put your backside in rotation! (Well, well, well, well) Raise your hands! (Uh-huh!) Get them clappin’! (Uh-huh!) And you’ll see that miracles can happen! (Aw - beep, beep!) MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [Sisters, sisters! I bear remarkable news! A miracle has happened! Bishop Donahue read last week’s newspaper article about our choir…] NUNS: Ooh! MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [No, no, no… Wait that’s not the news! He called Archbishop Narsutis, who colled Cardinal McCanna, who has invited us to sing this week…] NUNS: Ooh! MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [Uh uh hum, uh uh hum let me finish! He has invited us to sing this week for a special visitor... a very special visitor from the Vatican!] MARY PATRICK: [You mean the Po-ho-ho - the Po-ho-ho -] MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Calm down, sister! You mean the Po-ho-ho -] MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [That’s right - can you believe it? The Po-ho-ho himself!] DELORIS/NUNS/CONSTRUCTION WORKERS: Praise the Lord! Join the flock! Party 'til you make the cloister rock! Won't regret that sunday morning fever - Kiss those sins goodbye! Fill the church! Pass the plate! Everybody transubstantiate come and get that sunday morning fever. Supernatural high! Mass appeal was never so real and can'tcha feel that sunday fever... MOTHER SUPERIOR: Just imagine what the Pope will make of them! Every sequined booty-shake of them. Let us pray he isn't too censorial, and that somehow God's trae glory'll rise. Sunday fiver rise! EDDIE: Cool it down, ya gotta promise me ya will. Or you'll blow it, guarantee ya will. And the odds that Shank will see ya will rise. Sunday fever rise! MONSIGNOR HOWARD: Good Lord! Thanks to you! All this, right in front of our eyes. Sunday fever rise! NUNS/WORKERS: Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Thank God it's sunday! Sunday fever rise!

MONSIGNOR HOWARD: [Welcome this Sunday morning. Oh ye few, but faithful. The choir, I am told, has been working diligently all week long under a new director, Sister Mary Clarence, who will now lead them in sacred hymn. Sisters...] NUN CHOIR/DELORIS: Benedicta tu (benedicta tu) in mulieribus (in mulieribus) et benedictus fructis ventris tui Iesus (Iesus) MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Ay, Sisters, that's the loveliest you've ever sound -…] DELORIS: [A one-two-three-four! Here they one, falks! Hot off their novenas, blisterin’ with sisterhood. Queen of Angels is proud to present - The divas who Believe-a. The nuns with the Fun, voulez-vous prier avec The Little Sisters of Our Mother of Perpetual Faith!] NUNS: I been thinkin' aboutcha since receivin' your call. Can’t see livin’ withoutcha, You’ve got me mind, soul, body and all! DELORIS/NUNS: Pray and I pray every night and each day - DELORIS: Hopin' that you'll drop a line. DELORIS/NUNS: Pray and I pray 'til you sweep me away - DELORIS: Straight to cloud number nine! DELORIS/NUNS: Aw, you are simply too divine! Take me to heaven (heaven!) take me to ecstasy (ecstasy!) NUNS: I'll give you all I've got, 'cause nothin's as hot as when you groove with me! No, no, no, no. DELORIS: And when you strut your stuff, and do your thing. I just can't help surrendering! DELORIS/NUNS: You're so strong, you’re so sweet, you’re what makes me complete. I just worship at your feet! Take me to heaven, take me to kingdom come I'll take any vow - DELORIS: Just take me now! MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Monsignor. I'm shocked - I don’t know what to say!] MONSIGNOR: [Neither do I! Look, people are coming in off the street to hear them!] DELORIS/NUNS: (You know) Ooh, baby, (just how to thrill me -) I wanna praise your (ah!) name to the skies! MOTHER SUPERIOR: [What are you doing?!] DELORIS: [And puttin' booties in the seaties, Mama!] DELORIS/NUNS: Ooh, baby, (only you can fulfill me) I've given up on all other guys! (Ah -) MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Sister Mary Clarence!] DELORIS: [Be with ya in a sec, I'm workin' the room!] DELORIS/NUNS: Take me to heaven! Take me to paradise! Give me your healing touch I need it so much! (And, oh, it feels so nice!) Just tell me what you want I can't refuse day or night I’m yours to use! (I’ll get on my knees - Just take me please!) DELORIS: [If you like our sound, falks, shake your pockets to the beat! And toss whatever you find in the offering basket, so we can keep giving the love to The Man Up Above!] MARY PATRICK/NUNS: Don't know how you do what you do, (unh - unh) it's like you're almost too good to be true (unh- huh) you're my hope! (Hope!) You're my dream! (Dream!) DELORIS/NUNS; You rock my world! You reign supreme! MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Sister Mary Patrick, oh dear Lord! Mary Lazarus! You know better than this!] MARY LAZARUS/NUNS: You put the boogie - uh! (uh!) into my soul! You got the boogie - uh! (uh!) makes me lose control. (Beep beep!) NUNS: Hoo hoo hoo! MARY ROBERT: My booty’s headin’ for a special place, where people shake it, baby, wrapped in love’s embrace! MOTHER SUPERIOR: [No! Not little Mary Robert!] PHOTOGRAPHER 1: [Philadelphia Inquirer.] MOTHER SUPERIOR: [This is profanity!] DELORIS: [It’s fabulous!] PHOTOGRAPHER 2: [Smile, sisters!] PHOTOGRAPHER 1: [Smile!] PHOTOGRAPHER 2: [Smile!] DELORIS: [Come on, Mama, smile!] NUNS: Take me to heaven! MOTHER SUPERIOR: [This is an abomination!] DELORIS: [Maybe so, but the crowd’s eatin’ it up!] MARY PATRICK: [Look at those tithings pour in!] MARY LAZARUS: [This’ll save our parish, for sure!] MOTHER SUPERIOR: [Get out of my sanctuary!] DELORIS: [Back offa my stage!] MONSIGNOR: [Oh, sister - you do make a joyful noise! And Reverend Mother - bless you for seeing the light. Sister Mary Clarencce is our salvation!] NUNS: Take me higher! Take me higher! Aww. Take me to heaven! Aww. Take me to heaven! Aww. Take me to heaven! Take me there!

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Welcome back, faithful followers old and new And now, to raise the temperature even higher We have a brand-new hymn by our very own Queen of Angels Or should I say Disco Queen of Angels Choir Hit it, sisters! Spread the news It's time to rock the pews We've got the Sunday morning fever It's a sound that turns your soul around Until it makes you a believer Every priest Every deacon Everyone who feels the beat starts freakin' Catch the bug! Ride the groove! Boogie 'til you feel your spirit move! Come and get that Sunday morning fever Give the Lord a try! Queen of Angels not your grandma's church anymore God help your grandmother if it were Everything that woman does Infects us more and more Things were bad the way it was But Lord, you're killing us with the cure! Welcome back, O multitudes! Oh, our humble sanctuary overflows with your fabulous devotions! So get down, get down, get down On your knees And show the Lord how deep is your love Girls and boys Come make a joyful noise And do the Sunday morning hustle! Bump that thing In praise of Christ the king Until you pull your pelvic muscle! Get confessed! Get anointed! Then get down Like you were double-jointed! Feel the flow! Dig the scene! Shake it like you're Mary Magdalene! Come and get that Sunday morning fever! Make your footsies fly! By popular demand, Queen of Angels Church expands to eight mosses per Sunday, All fueled by the high octane choir direction Of the fabulous sister Mary Clarence Deloris, what part of "hiding out" don't you understand? This keeps goin' And crowds keep growin' The word is gonna spread Every mention just brings more attention And you won't be so fabulous if you're dead Now, put your hands in the air! And wave 'em all around in prayer! Let your funky behavior Show that you and the savior Got each other like Sonny and Cher! A hip, hop. A hippity a hippity A ding dong dippity dee! I'm a celibate sister But I'm hot as a blister So hang onto your rosary! Now I may be a fossil But my skills are colossal And I rock the mic just like an apostle And I don't stop 'Til your doubts go pop And I take you over the top! We got Matt, Mark, Luke and John Those guys are pros And they ain't no con So let's party on 'Til the break-break of dawn Like a sanctifunkadelic orgasmatron! Get the vibe, make some noise! Do the bus stop with the altar boys! You can bet that Sunday morning fever Is the reason why! Aw - beep beep! Dudes and chicks (beep beep!) Whip out your crucifix (toot, toot) And join the Sunday celebration! (uh-huh, join the celebration!) Genuflect (toot, toot) Give God His due respect (beep beep) Then put your backside in rotation! (well, well, well, well) Raise your hands! (Uh-huh!) Get them clappin'! (Uh-huh!) And you'll see that miracles can happen! (Aw, beep, beep!) Sisters! Sisters, I bear remarkable news A miracle has happened! Bishop Donahue read last week's newspaper article About our choir! No, no, no, wait, that is not the news! No He called Archbishop Narsutius Who called Cardinal McCanna Who has invited us to sing this week! Will you let me finish? He has invited us to sing this week For a special visitor A very special visitor From the Vatican! You mean the Po - Po - Po The Po-po-po Calm down, Sister You mean the Po -? That's right, sisters! Can you believe it? The Pope himself! Praise the Lord! Join the flock! Party 'til you make the cloister rock! Won't regret that Sunday morning fever Kiss those sins goodbye! Fill the church! Pass the plate! Everybody transubstantiate Come and get that Sunday morning fever Supernatural high! Mass appeal was never so real And can'tcha feel that Sunday fever Just imagine what the Pope will make of them! Every sequined booty-shake of them (cool it down, you gotta promise me you will) Let us pray he isn't too censorial (or you'll blow it, guarantee you will) And that somehow God's true glory'll rise (and the odds that Shank will see you will rise) Thank God it's Sunday (rise, rise, rise, rise) Thank God it's Sunday (rise, rise, rise, rise) Sunday fever rise!

SPREAD THE LOVE AROUND From Sister Act the Musical All things being even, Here’s what I believe in - Nothing matters more than love. Friendship and affection... Real connection... It’s a gift from above. Every song that we play - Every prayer that we pray - Makes a bond in a way that’s profound. We’re just here to spread that love all around... Spread it around... Spread it around! Start a conversation, Throw a celebration, Let whatever’s in you out! Welcoming and sharing, Simply caring That’s what life is about. Don’t just sit on the side, Go along for the ride - With your heart open wide as it goes! Let love’s music fill you down to your toes! And get up! Get up and join the crowd on the floor! Jump in! Jump in, that’s what your spirit is for. Reach out! Reach out, embrace the love thatcha found! Then go ahead. Let it spread all around! Get down! Get down, with all your heart and your soul! Dance on! Dance on, become a part of the whole! Don’t stop! Don’t stop, until you’re lost in the sound! Life’s only love - Spread the love around! Everyone, Join your hands together! Everyone, Find the common ground! Everyone, Sister and brother, Love one another, Spread it around and get down! Get up! Get up, and join the crowd on the floor! Jump in! Jump in! That’s what your spirit is for. Reach out! Reach out! Embrace the love thatcha found! Then go ahead let it spread all around! Get down! Get down! With all your heart and your soul! Dance on! Dance on! Become a part of the whole! Don’t stop! Don’t stop! Until you’re lost in the sound! Life’s only love! Spread the love! (spread it) Spread the love! (spread it) Spread the love! (spread it) Spread the love Love Love around!

THANK YOU!! I’m using this song for a last minute audition this week!

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Ey, Schon siet der Katholischen Schule Hör′ ich diese Leier Jahrelang machten Nonnen mir klar, Dass ich einfach nichts kann Produzenten, Agenten und Clubchefs Das gleiche Geseier; Ich bin zu dies, bin zu das Bin zu sehr, Bin nicht, Bin zu laut, Bin zu fordernd, Zu krass und zu schlicht; Doch wer glaubt, ich geb' auf, Dem sag′ ich ins Gesicht: Honey, öffne die Augen-Ich zeig dir das Licht! Schau ganz genau, in mir steckt ein Star! Guck, dieser Look unverwechselbar! Seht und versteht, und dann wird euch klar: Ich bin fabelhaft, Baby! Mit jedem Schritt geb' ich zu versteh'n Ich hab Charisma und Sex für Zehn! Mann, so was kann doch′n Blinder seh′n Ich bin fabelhaft, Baby! Ich bin gebor'n für das Rampenlicht Ich weiss ich tiumphier′! Ich hab' den Style von dem jeder spricht Schon bald hört die Welt von mir Hört auf mich, glaubt mir Ich Bin fabelhaft, Baby! Ich hab′s drauf GebÄ nicht auf ich weiss was ich kann Und ich hocke hier seit ner Ewigkeit Heut' hau′ ich ab, Ja, Ich bin soweit! Ich bin fabelhaft, Baby! Fang' was fabelhaft großes an "Du bist fabelhaft Baby!" "Fabelhaft Baby!" "Unbekannt" "Ohne Moos" "Chancenlos" "Kein Zweifel! Du bist der Wahn" "Ja, sagt was ihr wollt, geht und lacht mich aus Glaubt mir, schon bald komm' ich ganz groß raus Ich bin fabelhaft Baby!" "Du bist fabelhaft baby" "Irgendwann tobt ein Blitzlichtgewitter Wo immer ich bin " Irgendwann rufen tausende Fans Weil sie sich nach mir sehnen! Ich bin Diva und Göttin Ein Stern im Zenit! Ein rockendes Wunder Ein ganz heisser Beat! Ein Hit und ein Hammer Ein Engel auf Speed und nun wird es Zeit, Dass die Welt es auch sieht Hört auf mich! Glaubt mir ich "Bin fabelhaft Baby!" "Schaut genau Diese Frau hat Starquality Sagt, was ihr wollt, Mich kriegt keiner klein Ich bin zu heiß um ein Flopp zu sein! Ich bin fabelhaft Baby! Einfach fabelhaft Baby! Ich werd fabelhaft sein und wie Ich bin fabelhaft Baby! Frech, Frisch, Fabelhaft Baby! Frei und fabelhaft, wie noch nie!

DELORIS: Gonna walk out that courthouse and find me a nightclub to sing at. [and none of this downtown disco - some place classy.] Gonna get me an agent, the money the fame the whole deal, [and this time aint nothing stopping me] Gonna knock the world out, and there ain't any fence I won't swing at. I’m tomorrow sensation, the new disco queen, the next double deckered, hit record machine. A bomb shell-to-be like the world's never seen. And, no, I won't miss that whole sister routine! [Ladies and gentlemen, get ready! Deloris Van Cartier is back!] Look at my star risin' right on cue! Look at my dreams as the all come true! Look at me now, baby, dig that view! [Lights! Glitter! Glamour!] Look at my act, baby! Ain’tcha wowed? Everything goes, and it's all allowed! I’m back in business with my own crowd! [Backups! Dancers! And of course my fans! C’mon, people! Lemme feel the love!] Look at me! Can'tcha see - BACUPS: She's fabulous baby! DELORIS: I’m fabulous baby! Check me out! Ain't no doubt where this girl should go! BACKUPS: No No No! DELORIS: So don’t hold me back, 'cause I'm good as gone. (Ooooh) Straight down the track, honey, movin' on! (movin' on) Me I'm fabulous baby! Much too fabulous to... NUNS/DELORIS: Ave Maria, Ave Maria, gratia ple.. DELORIS: No! BACKUPS: D-e-l-o-r-i-s. D-e-l-o-r-i-s. D-e-l-o-r-i-s. DELORIS [I can't go back. Curtis'll find me there. I gotta testify tomorrow, put him away, and and get on with my life. Yeah!] BACkUPS: Yes, Yes, Yes! DELORIS: Look at my look, ain't I lookin' good? Look out, Manhatan and Hollywood! Look, I'm at last doin' what I should! NUNS: Salve Regina, Mater misericordiale, vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra salve. DELORIS: [I gotta go back, and even shank ain't crazy enough to shoot me in front of no Pope. My girls need me.] BACKUPS: You're fabolous, fabolous, fabolous, fabolous, fabolous! DELORIS: Gotta get to a place where for once I can say I succeeded! BACKUPS: D-e-l-o-r-i-s! DELORIS: Gotta get to a place where at last I can feel I belong NUNS: De profundis clamavi! DELORIS: Gotta get to a place where at last I'll be loved and be needed! NUNS: Look at me! DELORIS: [Stop...] BACKUPS: Look at me! DELORIS: [No...] NUNS: Look at me! DELORIS: [Please...] BACKUPS: Look at me! DELORIS [Just, let me be...] BACKUPS: Look at me! BACKUPS/NUNS: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look! Look! Look! Look! DELORIS: [Stop!]

I don't need a spotlight I don't need a crowd I don't need the great wide world To shout my name out loud Don't need fame or fortune Nice as those things are I've got all I need To feel like I'm a star! I've got my sisters by my side I've got my sisters' love and pride And in my sisters' eyes I recognize the star I want to be Jacob Collier 'Little Blue' Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified And with my sisters standing strong I'm on the stage where I belong! And nothing's ever gonna change that fact I'm part of one terrific sister act And yes, I love that spotlight Yes, I crave acclaim I'll admit I love the sound When strangers scream my name All that glitz and glamour They're all right no doubt! But what are you left with When the lights go out? I'll have my sisters with me still I'll have my sisters, always will And with my sisters' love No star above will shine as bright as me And as a sister and a friend I'll be a sister ‘til the end! And no one on this earth can change that fact I'm part of one terrific sister act

Look at my style, could it be more glam? Look at my look, can you say 'hot damn!'? Look and at once you know what I am Me, I'm fabulous baby! Look at my moves, don't they blow your mind? Drama and talent and sex combined Hell, you can tell even if you're blind See, I'm fabulous baby! I'm meant to be where the spotlight shines Born to be on display Built to be dressed to the ninety nines And ready to stand and say Skip Ad UMI 'Wherever u r' Official Lyrics & Meaning | Genius Verified Look at me, can't you see? I'm fabulous baby Look right here, ain't it clear? Where I'm heading to And look at the time honey, I can't stay Look while you can 'cause I'm on my way Me, I'm fabulous baby I've got fabulous things to do Just stand back and clear the track 'cause Look at me, can't you see? I'm fabulous baby! Check me out, ain't no doubt where this girl is found So joke all you want, go ahead and laugh One day you'll beg for my autograph Oh I'm fabulous baby! Can't you see me lit up on a stage as the cameras adore me? Can't you see me out walking red carpets or doing TV? Can't you see all the millions of fans screaming desperately for me? I'm a diva, a godess, a star on the brink A house-rocking vision, in hot shocking pink! A party, a riot, the whole kitchen sink! It's time for the world to find out, don't you think? Oh, look at me can't you see? I'm fabulous baby! Feast your eyes, can't disguise My star quality! So laugh all you want, I won't be denied! What I have got is too hot to hide I am fabulous baby So damn fabulous baby I'll do fabulous, guaranteed! I'll be fabulous baby Fresh, free, fabulous, baby Fine and fabulous Wait and see!

DELORIS: EU NÃO PENSO EM MAIS NADA DESDE QUE VI A LUZ SEM VOCÊ EU NÃO VIVO COM SEU AMOR VOCÊ ME SEDUZ REZO DE DIA E DE NOITE TAMBEM PARA VOCÊ ME NOTAR REZO E PEÇO ME LEVE DAQUI PRAS NUVENS CELESTIAIS SEI QUE VOCÊ É DEMAIS PRO PARAISO, ME LEVA AO ÊXTASE (ÊXTASE) PODE ME POSSUIR, PORQUE SÓ VOCÊ VAI ME FAZER SENTIR (SÓ, SÓ VOCÊ) QUANDO VOCÊ CHEGAR E ME MOSTRAR EU SEI NÃO VOU MAIS RESISTIR ME COMPLETA, É DEMAIS É O MELHOR, NOTA DEZ ME AJOELHO AOS SEU PÉS PRO PARAÍSO ME FAÇA FLUTUAR VOU TE IDOLATRAR, SE ME LEVAR QUERO VOAR ALTO QUERO VOAR ALTO, ALTO DELORIS Obrigada por me deixar fazer o teste, Curtis. DELORIS: EU NÃO SEI SE DÁ PRA EXPLICAR VOCÊ É O CARA QUE ME FAZ FLUTUAR MEU AMOR, O MEU REI É O MELHOR, EU ME DEI BEM DELORIS Gostaram meninas? Preste atenção, essa parte eu chamo de ‘’Curtis’’. DELORIS: ME ENLOUQUECE! ME ENCENDIOU! ME ENLOUQUECE! ME ENFEITIÇOU! DELORIS E quando a plateia pirar Curtis, então vem a melhor parte, é aí que o bicho pega. DELORIS: PRO PARAISO, ME FAÇA FLUTUAR...

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MARY LAZARUS: 3:48 A hip, hop. A hippity a hippity A ding dong dippity dee! I'm a celibate sister, But I'm hot as a blister So hang onto your rosary! Now I may be a fossil, But my skills Are colossal, And I rock the mig just like an apostle, And I don't stop 'Til your doubts go pop. And I take you over the top! We got Matt, Mark, (Matt, Mark) Luke and John. (Luke, John) Those guys are pros, And that ain't no con. So let's party on 'Til the break-break-a-dawn Like a sanctifunkadelic Orgasmatron!

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Sung) The joy of waking up at four A.M, right on the dot The thrill of meditating all day long in just one knot Mary Lazarus: Or how 'bout reading scripture 'Til your eyes begin to glaze Mary Patrick: Or basking in the magic of your favorite Latin phrase Mary Lazarus: The peace when you surrender all your pride Mary Patrick: Your name Mary Lazarus: Your gender Mary Patrick: Consuming holy wafers by the ton It's bracing Mary Lazarus: It's a tonic! Mary Patrick: It's a moral high colonic Mary Patrick/Mary Lazarus: Praise the Lord! It's goof to be a nun Mary Martin-of-Tours/Nun 9: It's grim and un relenting, But for those who love repenting Deloris: Praise the Lord! Nuns: It's good to be a nun Nun 8: [no no no you forgot the best part] Mary Lazarus: [Yeah?] Nun 8: [Yeah] There nothing like the rush Of doing chores for Christ our Lord Nun 7: Renouncing all possessions Is of course it's own reward Nun 6: And how about confessing For an hour? Nun 8: Two! Nun 7: No, three! Nun 10: Or teaching little children How to keep their palms hair-free? Nun 2: I love the sweet sensation Of extreme self flagellation Nun 3: And genuflecting always pretty fun Nuns: And we didn't even mention All the sexual abstention Deloris: Praise the what? Nuns: It's good to be a nun. Mary Lazarus: And hey, that's just for starters Nuns: All the lucky girls are martyrs Hallelu! It's good to be a nun Nun 1: Sacrifice Nun 5: Humility Nun 9: Obedience Nun 1/Nun 5/Nun 9: Hooray! Nun 1: Poverty Nun 5: Seclusion Nun 9: That's the best Nun 1: Oh, yes Nun 5: Indeed Nun 1/Nun 5/Nun 9: Amen Nun 4: And should Heaven will it, even misery okay Mary Lazarus: Only when you're miserable Can you feel truly blessed Mary Patrick: [So, the spotlight's back you, Sister. Your turn.] Deloris: [Right, okay. My favorite part of being a nun.] The whole no men with guns thing-- I mean no men, that's great That's tough to beat We eat Thank God I'm gonna lose some weight Costume disguise habit Gotta say, Woohoh And two big thumbs up For keeping out of public view You girls seem pretty sweet As for the rent it can't be beat And hey, not being dead That's always number one Plus no one's gonna guess I've gone commando 'neath this dress Christ, you're right All: It's good to be a nun Mary Patrick: Ha-ha-ha-ha Nuns: The strictness Mary Lazarus/Mary Patrick/Nuns: The compunction Nuns: The extremeness of the unction Mary Lazarus/Mary Patrick/Nuns: No, the praying Nuns: No, the kneeling Mary Lazarus/Mary Patrick/Nuns: No, that fresh just-baptized feeling Nuns: No, the sackcloth Mary Lazarus/Mary Patrick: No, the ashes Mary Martin-of-Tours: No, our little mou--moustaches Deloris: Jesus freakin Christ, what have I done? [I mean, yay!] Mary Lazarus: One thing's very clear Mary Patrick: We're gosh-darn lucky to be here Mary Lazarus/Mary Patrick: What's more our path to Heaven's just begun Deloris: [Kill me, now.] Mary Theresa: [Patience, sister.] Nuns: Yes, the world's our oyster When you're locked inside a cloister Hallelu, it's good to be a- Praise the Lord, it's good to be a- Glory be, it's good to be a nun Amen!

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NON MI SERVE IL MONDO NÉ MAREE DI FANS IL TALENTO È DENTRO ME E NON MI LASCERÀ NO NON HO BISOGNO DI CELEBRITÀ ORA SO COS’È CHE FA DI ME UNA STAR LE MIE SORELLE ACCANTO A ME PIENE DI ORGOGLIO ACCANTO A ME CON LA SEMPLICITÀ LA VERITÀ CHE MANCA AI SOGNI MIEI LA LORO FORZA SENTIRÒ E SU QUEL PALCO SPLENDERÒ UN MARE DI EMOZIONI NASCERÀ DAL NOSTRO TRAVOLGENTE SISTER ACT SI, VORREI LA GLORIA COSA NON DAREI PER CANTARE E VIVERE DI TUTTI I SOGNI MIEI MA IL SUCCESSO È UN LAMPO COME VIENE VA QUANDO TUTTO È SPENTO COSA RESTERÀ? LE MIE SORELLE ACCANTO A ME COL LORO AMORE ACCANTO A ME NESSUNA STELLA MAI RISPLENDERÀ PIU FORTE DELLA MIA E GIURO NON LE LASCERÒ UNA SORELLA ANCHIO SARÒ UN MARE DI EMOZIONI NASCERÀ DAL NOSTRO TRAVOLGENTE SISTER ACT

I know the way that she thinks, I know her habits and kinks. I know the staff she's all about. I know the people she knows At all the places she goes. I know her up, down, inside out. I know the needs that she's got, I know what gets the girl hot. I know I've got the inside track. And yeah, I know she's upset - Well, let her play hard-to-get. 'Cause if I know one thing, I'm gettin' her back! Because I know that girl! I mean, I feel that girl! I understand that girl! And if I want that girl! I'm gonna get that girl! Ain't gonna let that girl get away! No way! And when I find that girl, I'm gonna kill that girl! I'm gonna wham! Bam! Blam! And drill that girl! Won't rest until that girl Is safe and sound six feet below - no! When I find my baby, I ain't lettin' her go! I bet wherever she's at I bet she's trapped like a rat And pacin' up, down, 'round The floor. (Sure, sure.) I bet she's startin' to sweat. That gir is buggin', I bet. Bet she's got one eye on the door. (Tell us more!) I bet she's missin' her gigs. I bet she's missin' her booze, I bet she's tearin' out her hair. (Yeah, yeah!) I bet she's missin' her fun, And gettin' ready to run. And when she does, You bet I'm gonna be there. Because you know that girl! (I know her!) You she right through that girl! (See right through her!) You understand that girl! (I understand what I) And when you get that girl, (Have got to do to her) You're gonna waste that girl, ('cause when I get her) 'Cause you can't let that girl (Ain't gonna let her) Go and squeal. (squeal for real.) I'm gonna shoot that girl! (Shoot that girl!) And then I'll stab that girl, (Stab that girl!) And then I'll take her (Take her!) And shake her, (Shake her!) And make her meet her maker! (Meet her maker!) Let 'em hide that girl (Let 'em hide that girl!) Sure as the tide, that girl Will show - Oh! (Oh!) When I find my baby, I ain't lettin' her go! Yeah, yeah. Oh yes, I know that girl! (Know that girl!) And man, I need that girl! (Need that girl!) I gotta have that girl! (Have that girl!) So I can snuff that girl! (Snuff that girl!) If I know my baby! (Ahhhh!) She's already runnin'! (Ahhhh!) That's how my baby Is gonna be done in! I'm gonna drown that girl! (Drown that girl!) Or disembowel that girl! (Disembowel that girl!) Or give her skull a big dent (Oooooh!) With a blunt instrument! I tell ya, soon that girl (Soon that girl) Is lookin' at a world of woe! - Wo, (wo, wo, wo!) wo, wo! When I find my baby, I ain't lettin' her go! (No!) I know she ain't gone too far! (Oh!) Go and check Each discothecque, Tavern and bar! Go and find my baby - (We'll find your baby.) 'Cause I ain't lettin' her go! (Ah! Oh no!) Oh no!

Picture you and me one Sweet, sweet night In a pool of votive candlelight. Just one thing could make the Mood more right - God droppin' in to sing like Barry White. Hey, lady in the long black dress, Let's give you something to confess. Wo oh oh! Hey lady, take a good long glance. I ain't no pastor - I'm a stone cold master of romance! Loosen up those vestments, just a bit. Drop that Bible, baby yeah, that's it. See, I know what all your Vows permit - And I don't mind keepin' it Immaculate! TJ/DINERO/BONES: Hey, lady in the long black dress, (Hey! long black dress) Let's sneak away and go transgress. (Go transgress) Wo oh oh! (wo, wo) Hev lady, why not (hey lady, why not) Take a chance? (take a chance?) Come on, proud Mary, Meet your missionary of romance. DINERO/TJ/BONES: Why not lose that veil and Wimple, baby! Have some sacramental wine! Let me lay it on ya simple, baby - Sister, you know I gotta... So let me worship at your shrine. And if you got stigmata... TJ/BONES: Show me yours, I'll show you mine! DINERO/TJ/BONES: Ay, mami, en el vestido Provocativo! (oh wo) Porque es Cristo tu hombre Exclusivo? TJ/BONES: Hey lady, no more won'ts or can'ts! Soy amoroso! I'm a virtuoso! And lf I'm just so so... TJ/BONES/DINERO: ... frankly, you won't know, so - Sweet lady in the long, black dress! Sweet lady! Sweet lady! TJ/BONES/DINERO: Please tell me what's latin for 'yes'? Wo oh oh! Hey lady, don'tcha look askance! Come on, say hiya To your love Messiah And don't make me try a new advance. Forget Jehovah, 'Cause the wait is ovah. Come to Casanova For romance. Wo wo baby, baby baby oo Wo wo wo - oo Wo wo yeah veah yeah TJ/BONES/DINERO: Wo wo!

in case anyone finds this and is confused about why it's in the wrong key, certain versions (particularly more recent ones) of the MTI score pitch this down a semitone from E into Eb

I could be that guy (portuguese lyrics) Eddie fede, sempre ouvi Por onde andava, gritarem assim O quase invisível, o rei dos manés Primeiro da classe, mas sempre a pé Não era legal! Mas como mostrar e fazê-la enxergar No fundo eu sou o cara Já posso ver um belo cavalheiro Brilho no olhar, sorriso de matar Lindo, bem misterioso Ganha quem quer, é sempre fabuloso Um superstar com seu jeito de andar Ilumina o lugar Eu sei posso ser o tal Posso ser o cara que vai roubar toda atenção Se destacar dentro da multidão O tal E o mundo todo vai se apaixonar Já cansei do homem que sou E por ela eu vou mudar Triste eu sei, eu nunca tive charme Tento vencer a timidez Pra mostrar pra vocês Que eu posso ser o tal Baby posso ser seu Adão pra você me adorar No paraíso pra sempre te amar O tal Eu peço pro destino me ouvir Eu vou lutar para te conquistar Não tenho medo, agora eu vou voar Baby eu vou te provar Baby eu vou te amar Sim, eu posso ser o tal Se quiser ser minha rainha, serei o seu rei Vai ser mais quente do que imaginei O tal Baby agora é hora de te amar Antes do meu tempo acabar eu preciso tentar mudar Vou ser o tal!

DELORIS: Me! Deloris Van Cartier! (D-E-L-O-R-I-S)

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ANNOUNCER: [Here she is, falks! The Queen of the Scene! The Diva with the Fee-vah! Lady Fabulous, 1978! Voulez-vous couchez avec...] DELORIS: [... me! Deloris Van Carty - yaaaaay!] KT/LAROSA: D-e-l-o-r-i-s! DELORIS: [Let's light it up, Philadelphia!] I've been thinkin' aboutcha since receivin' your call. Can't see livin' withoutcha, you've got me mind, soul, body and all. DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: Pray and I pray ev'ry night and each day,... DELORIS: ...hopin' that you'll drop a line. DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: Pray and I pray 'til you sweep me away straight to cloud number nine. You are simply too divine! Take me to heaven (heaven)! Take me to ecstasy (ecstasy!)! I'll give you all I've got, 'cause nothin's as hot as when you groove with me. KT/LAROSA: No, no, no, no! DELORIS: And when you strut your stuff and do your thing, I just can't help surrendering. You're so strong, you're so sweet,... DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: ... you're what makes me complete. DELORIS: I just worship at your feet. DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: Take me to heaven! Take me to kingdom come! I'll take any vow... DELORIS ... just take me now! DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: Take me, take me higher! Take me, take me higher, higher! Ow! DELORIS: [Guess what, y'all - it's my birthday!] KT/DELAROSA: [Happy birthday, Deloris!] DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: Don't know how you do what you do, (unh-uh!) it's like you're almost too good to be true (uh-huh!). You're my hope (hope!), you're my dream (dream!), you rock my world, you reign supreme. DELORIS: [My man's so nice to me] DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: He's got the boogie - uhh! that moves my soul! He's got the boogie - uhh! make me loose control! KT/LAROSA: Beep-beep! Hoo-hoo-hoo! DELORIS: [Now, don'tcha know!] DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: My booty's headin' for a special place, where people shake it, baby, wrapped in love's embrace! DELORIS: [Listen, we're gonna take a quick five, y'all. DELORIS/KT/LAROSA: Take me to heaven! Take me to paradise! I'll get on my knees, just take me please! Take me there!

DELORIS First rule of singin' Get the rafters ringin' Toss everything in Dig down deep inside When you've got a song worth hearin' There's one thing to do Just keep your fear from interferin' And let that sucker burst through Raise your voice! Lift it up to heaven! Raise your voice! Come on, don't be shy! If you feel it, why conceal it? Let your soul rejoice! Raise the stakes! Raise your game! Raise your voice! Okay, now it's your turn Who's gonna step up And make some real noise? Aah, now don't be tryin' to hide from me Mary Robert! Why so quiet? Get right up and try it! It seems so disobedient (NUN) Disrespectful (NUN) LOUD! No, I hear what she's saying It's the word of the Lord, why should we whisper it? Amen, sister! Don'tcha deny it Stand and sing with pride! Go girl! Ahh! (DELORIS) Bigger! (MARY LEZIN) Ahhhh! (DELORIS) Brighter! (MARY ANTIOCH) Ahhhhhh! (DELORIS) Bolder! (MARY WILIGIS) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! (DELORIS) Better! If you want the world to listen Stand up tall and proud Let 'em know what they been missin' And turn that volume up loud! Basses! (BASS NUNS) Ah! (DELORIS) Altos! (ALTO NUNS) Ah! (DELORIS) Sopranos! (SOPRANO NUNS) AH! (DELORIS) Now together! (ALL NUNS EXCEPT MARY ROBERT) Ah! (MARY PATRICK) Wowzers, did you hear that? We actually sang! (DELORIS) Yeah yeah, you sang four notes for like three seconds And some of us weren't even doin' that! Ya gotta work it, ladies! Praise to the balcony! Raise your voice Push it to eleven Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Raise your voice! Turn those speaker high! Do-re-me-fa-so-la-ti-do! Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy Don't downplay it Stand and say it Like you've got to choice! ... Ah? (DELORIS) No! Aaahhhhh! See? (MARY ROBERT) ... Ah? No! Aaahhhhh! Raise your game! Raise some hell! Raise your voice! Ow wooo! OK, girls... lay some pious on me! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Again! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Yeah! Now raise it up! Hallelujah! Raise it up! Hallelujah! Raise it up! Hallelujah! Where's my girl? Ah, there she is! Come on gimmie some Gloria! Gloria in excelsis Deo Er, God can't hear you! Gloria in excelsis Deo! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ok, now, you join in the third! Gloria in excelsis Deo! Ooo, rock that Deo! Now, Mary Laz, can you pick things up without getting to winded? Winded? Step back, sister! Ladamus Te! Benedicimus Te! Admoramus Te! Glorificamus Te! Ok, girls join her! Ladamus Te! Benedicimus Te! Admoramus Te! Glorificamus Te! Gloria in excelsis Deo Ok, now you girls stand up and join in! Gloria in excelsis Deo. Ladamus Te! (Hallelujah) Benedicimus Te! Admoramus Te! Glorificamus Te! Ladamus Te! (Hallelujah) Benedicimus Te! Admoramus Te! Glorificamus Te! Ok, the rest of your ladies! Hallelujah double time, let go! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Now that's what I call a joyful noise! Tu Solus Dominus! Tu Solus Altissimus! PIesu Christe In Gloria Dei Patris! Amen! (NUNS) Raise your voice! Get your mojo revvin'! Raise your voice! Let your freak flag fly! Don'tcha hide it! Why not ride it Like it's God's Rolls Royce! Raise some heat! Raise some Cain! Raise it to a higher plane! Raise a ruckus! Raise the devil! Raise it up! (Raise it up!) Raise your voice! Lift it up to heaven! (Lift it up to heaven) Raise your voice! Spread it cross the sky! Blast it! Blare it! Stand and share it! Help the world rejoice! Raise a sweat! Raise a cheer! Raise it to the stratosphere! Raise your strength (DELORIS) Yeah! Raise your spirit (DELORIS) Come on girls Raise it so the angels can hear it! (DELORIS) Ow! Raise your heart. Raise your soul. You guys are gonna be Fabulous! Raise your voice. (Gloria in excelsis Deo) Raise your voice. (Gloria in excelsis Deo) Raise your voice. (Gloria in excelsis Deo) Raise it... Raise it... Raise it up! Raise your voice!

MOTHER SUPERIOR: Outside, life's a mess. No one's pure of spirit any longer. There's no wrong or right, just wrong and wronger. People have amused themselves to death. Outside, life is grim. Filled with smut and scandal to the brim. I suppose there may be room for Him - Frankly, I don't plan to hold my breath. But here within these walls, days are filled with grace. God is in his place, his wisdom still respected. Here within these walls, life has a different pace from life beyond our doors. And for what it's worth, this life's now yours! Outside all is vice. People now are absolutely shameless. Most, including those who shall be nameless. Hardly seem to know or even care. Outside, all is sin. And I won't have the outside coming in. Trust me, it's a battle you won't win - Frankly, dear, you haven't got a prayer. Here within these walls, life is sweet and good. Faith is understood, and selfishness rejected. Work, prayer, and sisterhood are what life's built upon. That's how it will stay, or else you're gone! So put aside your gluttony! Put aside your pride! As for carnal lust, you need a break, I trust. Put it all aside! Put aside interperance! Profanity as well! Put aside each remnant of your former worldly shell. MOTHER SUPERIOR/NUNS: Here within these walls, (Ave) all is stripped away. Surrender and obey, (Maria) that's all that is expected. Here within these walls, (gratia) all else is kept at bay. Through the world may go astray, (plena) here etenal truths hold sway. Here within these walls, (Salve Regina) Life is truly blessed! (Mater misericordiae) Here you're God's own guest (vita, dulcedo) celestially protected.(et spes nostra salve). Here within these walls, all's for the very best, and always shall be thus and if heaven's will be done, here she'll just be one more nun, (Salve Regina) Safe within these walls as one of us! (salve, salve, amen.)

MOTHER SUPERIOR: Outside, life's a mess. No one's pure of spirit any longer. There's no wrong or right, just wrong and wronger. People have amused themselves to death. Outside, life is grim. Filled with smut and scandal to the brim. I suppose there may be room for Him - Frankly, I don't plan to hold my breath. But here within these walls, days are filled with grace. God is in his place, his wisdom still respected. Here within these walls, life has a different pace from life beyond our doors. And for what it's worth, this life's now yours! Outside all is vice. People now are absolutely shameless. Most, including those who shall be nameless. Hardly seem to know or even care. Outside, all is sin. And I won't have the outside coming in. Trust me, it's a battle you won't win - Frankly, dear, you haven't got a prayer. Here within these walls, life is sweet and good. Faith is understood, and selfishness rejected. Work, prayer, and sisterhood are what life's built upon. That's how it will stay, or else you're gone! So put aside your gluttony! Put aside your pride! As for carnal lust, you need a break, I trust. Put it all aside! Put aside interperance! Profanity as well! Put aside each remnant of your former worldly shell. MOTHER SUPERIOR/NUNS: Here within these walls, (Ave) all is stripped away. Surrender and obey, (Maria) that's all that is expected. Here within these walls, (gratia) all else is kept at bay. Through the world may go astray, (plena) here etenal truths hold sway. Here within these walls, (Salve Regina) Life is truly blessed! (Mater misericordiae) Here you're God's own guest (vita, dulcedo) celestially protected.(et spes nostra salve). Here within these walls, all's for the very best, and always shall be thus and if heaven's will be done, here she'll just be one more nun, (Salve Regina) Safe within these walls as one of us! (salve, salve, amen.)

Outside, life's a mess. No one's pure of spirit any longer. There's no wrong or right, just wrong and wronger. People have amused themselves to death. Outside, life is grim. Filled with smut and scandal to the brim. I suppose there may be room for Him - Frankly, I don't plan to hold my breath. But here within these walls, days are filled with grace. God is in his place, his wisdom still respected. Here within these walls, life has a different pace from life beyond our doors. And for what it's worth, this life's now yours! Outside all is vice. People now are absolutely shameless. Most, including those who shall be nameless. Hardly seem to know or even care. Outside, all is sin. And I won't have the outside coming in. Trust me, it's a battle you won't win - Frankly, dear, you haven't got a prayer. Here within these walls, life is sweet and good. Faith is understood, and selfishness rejected. Work, prayer, and sisterhood are what life's built upon. That's how it will stay, or else you're gone!