Hawkeye and Quicksilver’s rivalry is probably the funniest part for me

'Cap , you got incoming'. 'Incoming already came in'.

"The Avengers are coming" "Can we hold them?" *"They're the Avengers"*

Captain America's LANGUAGE

Where is wakanada

One rewrite that I agree with is to make Ultron non-lethal due to his programming, it would make more sense for him to recruit the Maximoffs to do the dirty work for him, then make Vision to circumvent his programming to kill

The realest thing is Cap not being able to afford the rent in Brooklyn😭

Tony just said Ultron a Puffy? Ik what he’s saying! 😂

there are nearly 13 minutes worth of jokes in an ultron movie!?

Bro just bust through the door and says hi💀💀

First scene is so quippy

12:03 this is why Ultron worked, cause James Spaders ability to go from 0-60

So this is the level of comedy Justice League 2017 was trying to copy.

I have never heard the "No it wasn't" before after Tony does his quip and I've watched AoU a lot. That's wierd.

This is honestly pretty decent since Love and Thunder was all a joke

that last one cracks me up every time!

Man we need more ultron

12:05 "oh for god's sake" is such a perfectly delivered line

How is no one talking ab: Bruce: "How's he doin?" Tony: "Unfortunately, he's still Barton." Bruce: "Oh that's terrible."

🇺🇲👑 Captain America 👑🇺🇲

Lmao love the way chris evans says “if you get killed walk it off”

Ultron is my favourite Marvel villian, he's just so hilarious

6:18 - missed the part of the movie when Iron Man punched Hulk causing him to lose a tooth, then Tony saying a meek, "I'm sorry." 😂

“LANGUAGE!!”

ulysses klaue is probably the best south african character in a mainstream movie tbh. love him🇿🇦

"it's the avengers" "can we hold them?" "they're the avengers😟"

Dont take from my pile. Lol

Oh come on the funniest part is when Cap makes Mjolnir move and Thor sees it and says "haha. Nothing."

These are leagues ahead of the past 15 years

“Can we hold them?” “They’re the Avengers!” C’mon, Bob, grow a spine!

how can the producer thought of motorbike crashing to a car can make the car stop and flip over

Don't take from my pile Tony should've taken from Steve's pile😂

Oh well, at least it wasn’t josstice league cringe

Primanota 😂

Now make "Every joke in Deadpool".

1:10 is my favourite

11:02 Steve: Fury, you son of a b*tch. Fury: Ooh-hoo, you kiss your mother with that mouth? Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"We are fighting flying robot and I have bow and arrow none of this makes sense " it crack me

I can't with this one 1:02 "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door...yay!"😂😂 11:35 Thor: "is that the best you can do?" *More robots appear* Steve: "You had to ask"

11:29 Romanoff, you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.

*Vision picks up Thor’s hammer casually* Everybody: what the- (9:01)

Fun fact: Tony's line, "please be a secret room.. yay" was improvised by Robert Downey Jr

I like to think that vision can wield the hammer cos he's basically a newborn baby, he hasn't done anything wrong

"can we hold them?" "They're the Avenjuz..." 😂

I hate every second of this so much

That prima nocta line was crazy

Ultron was such a good villain too bad they took him out early!!!!

So how is the "evil plan" bit not part of "every joke"

3:15 rhodey was like: "I knew it, it was funny" 😂

"Language" ❤