You are so creative, Knight, may God make your face whiten!
@d7oom855Ай бұрын
Such a good review! thank you for the great game أبدعت يا فارس الله يبيض وجهك من 10
@mohammd129Ай бұрын
uwu
@Smiley_face1212Ай бұрын
ابدعت يا فارس الله يبيض وجهك
@omiorahman6283Ай бұрын
I have to try this game thank you for your objective reviews
@omiorahman6283Ай бұрын
More like rating 69/10 amirite It’s a scary game though
@omiorahman6283Ай бұрын
The most reliable review channel a review of ratuz Or Travern crawl might be fun
@i3lueHorneTАй бұрын
one gig too big - 1/10
@TotallyObjectiveReviewsАй бұрын
(read the disclaimer)
@coldSsnapАй бұрын
I sill love these and they will never get old
@quetz1779Ай бұрын
Holy moly, was that review objective!
@coldSsnapАй бұрын
Yay
@MisterSigaАй бұрын
the devs are agressively banning people in their comments who post any negative opinions about it. am so glad i did not pre order.
@SorinoirАй бұрын
HW 1 was the best, 2 was mid 3 is garbage.
@nonyabisness6306Ай бұрын
Oh wow, not gonna talk about Cataclysm eh?
@RabesternАй бұрын
Cata was kinda sidestory HW. I liked it a lot. HW2 felt grindy and cluttered so I did not like it. HW 1 was masterpiece.
@SuperCosmicChaosАй бұрын
I can Install malware on my computer to do the same thing!
@coldSsnapАй бұрын
i nominate kitchen simulator 2
@coldSsnapАй бұрын
*clap* *clap* *clap*
@arinacharya7836Ай бұрын
animal well please
@coldSsnapАй бұрын
10/10 review
@Nachy2 ай бұрын
It's good to be back with these hard hitting reviews
@Sur3sT2 ай бұрын
kitchen
@coldSsnap2 ай бұрын
kitchen simulator 2
@coldSsnap2 ай бұрын
yay
@hanswang78912 ай бұрын
Finally, the objectively best review channel for only objective information on games is back in action!
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
The long global nightmare is over.
@chadafiy2 ай бұрын
Split screen on pc?
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
According to steam, no.
@chadafiy2 ай бұрын
@@TotallyObjectiveReviews you reviewed the game, did you not check?
@coldSsnap2 ай бұрын
10/10
@coldSsnap2 ай бұрын
L ove you
@coldSsnap2 ай бұрын
best channel
@kabhes90402 ай бұрын
This review contains nothing but facts from the store page. You gave no information about the gameplay or why you gave it a 10/10.
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
This is an objective review of games. We don't delve into the 'why' of a rating, as that allows for opinion and subjectivity.
@kabhes90402 ай бұрын
@@TotallyObjectiveReviews Why would I view this video if I can just read the steam page?
@Nachy3 ай бұрын
I don't know if you're still looking at this account but I was looking for it for the longest time again until I finally remembered the exact channel name. I don't know if these reviews are supposed to be satirical or really supposed to fill the niche of something completely objective, or both, but it is funny and honestly has been handy to find some obscure titles. Just wanted to say appreciated this channel.
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
Be sure to subscribe, so you don't miss any objective reviews in the future!
@Nachy2 ай бұрын
@@TotallyObjectiveReviews Subscribed, and welcome back!
@fusseltomate56424 ай бұрын
nah bro
@rygarchamp8 ай бұрын
Great little game for free on Oculus go. I've only gotten through 5 levels but the experience is challenging and relaxing. Relaxing wind-chime sounds and a dazzling neon look. There are fireworks when you get through a level. Gives me the same kind of thrill as a classic pacman or lady bug game.
@Joshisgood2 Жыл бұрын
... how do you see the dislikes on videos?
@mmh5699 Жыл бұрын
i remember playing this on the 3ds
@greek1237 Жыл бұрын
I give the game ten pixy crawl animations out of ten lol.
@agrillhasnoname Жыл бұрын
Are you dumb? Lmao. The fact you gave it a 10 out of 10 (which is wrong) is literally your dumb, subjective, wrong, fanboyish opinion. This is not even a review, it's bullshit. Here's 1 buck, go buy yourself a brain.
@trik6727 Жыл бұрын
👍
@ribps289 Жыл бұрын
Sorry but Jerma said it sucks
@SkillIncarnate2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if your still making these reviews but you might be able to get a better reception if you include more details about the game such as the high points and low points of the campaign, bugs, areas of improvement etc. I hope this helps you and good luck with future videos.
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
Sadly, including high or low points would allow my own personal opinion into the mix, destroying the objectivity that the reviews are designed to offer.
@TheRabidCabbage2 жыл бұрын
I think this is an attempt at comedy? If so, it didn't work. In either case, a waste of time.
@DaigeDemonslayer2 жыл бұрын
Still not a review. Why not try to actually make a real review?
@swagg71092 жыл бұрын
Dude what the heck, I have been waiting 8 month's for another video. I want to know what game gets 10/10.
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
Sorry for the wait - kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKSaqHavbLSprMU
@POOKISTAN2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your quality reviews - I hope you post more as I'm sick of relying on shill mainstream reviewers...
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
Sorry for the wait - kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKSaqHavbLSprMU
@omiorahman62832 жыл бұрын
The game looks pretty chill like resident evil
@omiorahman62832 жыл бұрын
A game of culture
@omiorahman62832 жыл бұрын
My favorite game
@omiorahman62832 жыл бұрын
i thought this was hardcore henry in the beginning
@omiorahman62832 жыл бұрын
Review some mech games if you want to
@TotallyObjectiveReviews2 ай бұрын
Great idea! We were just send a copy of last mech standing!
@omiorahman62832 жыл бұрын
i was looking for fps rpg wizardry style. for some time