This game was first playable in 2013. I don't remember seeing it back then. Hilarious to see Renish engage with a tutorial mode for once, but he was forced to because it's the only playable mode. He certainly wasn't happy about it. 3:31 "I'm so not reading all this!"

A student project quality of video game is on display here. It's amazing how many major bugs, unpolished nonsense and exploits Renish found in less than ten minutes. Entering into an honest-to-goodness "soft lock" scenario is always the icing on such nasty cakes.

12:13 So cool that he wears sunglasses indoors.. On *Planet Araenu... The World of **_Endless Night._* The visuals in this are amazing, however I detect a foul scent in the dialogue, which might indicate Reddit writing.

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The repetitive, simplistic and mind-numbingly boring gameplay is *thin* to the point of not even counting as a proper gruel. It's really bad. 0:20 _"Released in September of 2022"_ At first, I thought he was wrong when he continued to say, "So, just about four years old." But it wasn't bad math, it was bad mouth. His mouth said "September of 2022" when he meant to say "September of 2020."

I tried to get into this one but I didn't know what the heck I was doin'.

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This is an ideal game for Renish: it doesn't waste his time with any tutorials!

This is one of the most impressive games I've seen on Steam Cleaning so far. At first I thought it was another classic 4th Generation game, like Gourmet Warriors, until I noticed the animations were a little too smooth and a bit too detailed for a Genesis/SNES to run it.

This game makes my head feel hurt. Too much!

Sometimes Steam Cleaning is an exercise in archaeology; bringing lost,.forgotten and inaccessible games back to the surface.

Who doesn't love a good Filipino one button bullet hell dodgemup?

I've never seen a video game that takes "hand holding" to these lengths. I will even read the skill tree out for you. I don't think this offloading of mental effort is good for young children's development.

The controls problem reminds me of trying to use a DualShock controller to play early PlayStation games that didn't support analog input. Thumbstick inputs just snap to the eight directions of a digital pad.

I know that there are issues like not having much to do besides running around, especially in the beggining and I'll try to fix that issue with the next updates (there's already some more stuff to do in the new update). Anyways, thanks for playing my game! :D

Gotta get the dread out.

Oh, look. Another chicken game... Amazing how the random selection of games landed on so many 🐔. I wonder if Renish's brief dabbling in thousands of random (allegedly!) games as part of "Steam Cleaning" has lead to him being able to recommend obscure "hidden gems." Let's try it! Mr. Renish, can you recommend an indie beat-em-up that is better than Cyber Chicken?

With four chicken-related games released on the same day, my belief in "pick the games out at random" is barely hanging on. I won't lose my faith just yet!

Another independently developed and published multiplayer-focused party game that was a "Hail Mary" attempt at becoming the next 'Among Us' surprise indie hit and viral sensation. With no marketing to build a playerbase, it's 99/100 odds that such unlikely passes will land incomplete. RIP!

Multiplayer-focused independently-developed games with zero marketing budget is a graveyard full of fun little party games that are unplayable. RIP!

Borrowed this game from a friend WAY back in the day for the Genesis. Even with the control pad, the controls for the fight scenes were super clunky. I really wanted to get into the game, but I could never get the hang of it and gave up. I'm sure this would be a great game if someone would revamp the controls.

12:40 "Definitely closer on the sim side." *_then rewinds the flow of the fuggin' time/space continuum_*

This looks to be a great puzzle game with unique mechanics and a very creative presentation. I just feel uneasy about how all that work was put into creating the backgrounds.... and then the gameplay is basically drawn as stick figures. It's unsettling and counterintuitive!

This was the most awesome game in its time, I completed it twice. You probably shouldn't even have uploaded this given you have little patience

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Relentlessly garish audio, visuals and gameplay combine to create a sensation of high physical stress upon the mind and body. Literally, heart attacks and strokes could happen if unhealthy people try to play it.

We can see that the Professional Bowling Association aren't stuffy and stodgy. It doesn't take itself too seriously and was willing to put their name on a game that includes silly, silly, SILLY bowling-ish gameplay. Noice.

Hey kids, just go out to fly kites for real. There's no reason to sit inside and play a game about it.

10:38 <Message appears to explain how to play the game properly> _"Yeah, I ain't readin' all that."_ - *Gamer's famous last words* 🪦 What saves him is that once the brief "Steam Cleaning" recording session ends, Renish intends to never play this game again!

A puzzle game significantly loaded in spatial reasoning, finding an audience primarily among shape-rotating savants. (gonna try writing some one-sentence game reviews in the enigmatic writing style of Salarn)

The ending screens trying to sell the full version of the game are a nice time capsule. Mail-ordering the game directly from the publisher. Listing their America Online and Compuserve handles. It takes a man back in time.

No lasting impact can be detected upon the viewer, either. Next.

Another lifeless, empty and soulless open world game with excessive cutscenes - but done on a shoestring budget. Pass.

There's this handy little control device you should have that would allow you to strafe easily. Its called a keyboard and I think that's how it was designed to be played. I know some people played Doom I with a mouse (I never did except the brief period when turning couldn't be mapped to the keyboard in the recent Doom I and II combo release) but I don't remember anyone playing this with the mouse in the old days.

Deconstructing human beings into discrete materialistic metrics, and being uninterested in the whole person, is a likely future for the current way of doing things. Optimization and efficiency above all.

I bought all the Wolfenstein games recently, so I tried this version to see what's going on with the controls. Yes, they are extremely awkward. Strafe movement is done by holding down the strafe button while pressing the turn buttons. I think to get standard Doom-style controls, you have to use a source port.

Another game on Steam Cleaning that I've played. This one, I've even completed. 100% complete. 200 quills per world seemed daunting to Renish, but I've snatched them all!

I was interested in this because I've enjoyed top-down shooters such as Shadowgrounds and Alien Breed. But this is not good. Ten minutes with no combat? Bleh! This video ends abruptly and I don't think it was intentional.

Just 20 minutes ago, I had posted a comment to the Terrorhedron Tower Defense video, saying that it was the worst game I'd see so far in the Steam Cleaning series. Deathly Dangerous is also absolute trash! Apparently it's a low-cost, low-effort piece of dreck created by corrupt foreigners to trick people into buying it. The game will not be receiving any patches to fix the controls - it's been over a year!

This is definitely the worst game I've seen on Steam Cleaning so far. The user interface is hideous and doesn't scale properly with resolution. The music grates upon the ears. Geometric shapes are not threatening or compelling enemies. Grey blocks could not be a more dull battlefield. This game is absolute dip nuggets.

I'm impressed by the unique, bold and creative look of this game. I wasn't paying enough attention to make a determination on the gameplay, but the bizarre and abstract level layouts could make for some navigation issues.

Just nonsense. On to the next game.

I'm amazed that some people still make arcade-style action games in the modern era. Where's the audience for them?

This is the first game with PSX-style visuals I've seen that successfully simulates the instability of geometry in PSX 3D games. Apparently, the PlayStation had low precision in calculating the position of polygons, causing them to animate in a jerky fashion as the positions snapped into place. They call this effect "polygon wobble" in the settings menu. This game has better graphics than any real PSX game ever could have, so it actually gives me an 'uncanny' feeling to look at it.

It's thin, but only if you discount the extra titillation compared to other VampSurv clones.

The cutscenes are overbearing but the puzzling seems fine - and I _hate_ physics-based puzzle games. That penultimate puzzle was a "screaming the solution at my monitor" type of situation... always a risk when watching someone else play a puzzle game haha!

Played for 50 minutes without sprinting once and died to a rat 💀

Ah, finally Steam Cleaning looks at a game that I own and have played. When it comes to a throwback game like Tormented Souls, it's actually four C's. The CLUNKY factor must be there to properly give the feel of early 3D games from the mid/late-1990s.

Just what the world needed... another Binding of Issac clone! Actually this may be different enough to justify its existence, but I still despise this style of action rogue-lite.

Are these supposed to be the pets of Superman, Batman, etc? How do they have superpowers? This is wild!