I see... I suppose Ill be taking that milksteak to go then😂

I can’t believe it’s been 14 years and now is when I started getting into it’s always sunny… man time flys

Me during job interviews:

00:45 Me when the cute Chinese girl asked me out on a date in Tokyo

2:54 the fact he said this

1:30 this whole scene, scenario is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣. Non stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣. Even the little things like Charlie giving back the napkin are hilarious. Mac saying "Maul" like we can't hear him 🤣🤣🤣🤣 then they blame Charlie f*cking funny.

4:27 I never seen charlie that pissed before in the show

I like how this series exist❤

Comedy Gold

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One milk steak to go, beak on the side

Love he initially implied he gets hornet stings from being a rapist of kids and dyslexics.

"Its a no-no scenario" 😂😂😂

Lmfaoooo the way he says you finest jelly beans... Raw.

Best. Date. Ever.

I wonder if his dyslexia is turning milkshakes into milksteaks

"A side of your finest Jellybeans, raw" Jesus this show is one of a kind

Africans, dyslexics, children

Accidentally searched for this and I don't regret anything HHAHAHAH

It is a NO scenario!

The way mac and Dennis look at Charlie in the bathroom as he peers at himself in the mirror and glances towards them lolololol they just send him out, go go lol

I always love when Dennis is trying to be subtle and Mac comes completely heavy handed

As someone who regularly buys a pound of cheese and eats it, im with ya charlie, but i didnt know it made your breath stank 😬

Dennis actually fucked up the plan. He was supposed to go back out and ask her about being a lawyer. Dennis panicked and then everyone else panicked.

1:32 never noticed Charlie hands her back the napkin 🤣 underrated

3:34 that noise Dennis makes

I love that he handed the lady back the bloody napkin

Does that calm you down?

They should Have just gone with an importer/exporter.

This is the single greatest scene in any sitcom ever. I still cry laughing just thinking about it.

They're setting charlie up with a lawyer... omg.

I Watch this before every date. Helps me lock in

I'm a "full on rapist" 😂😂😂😂

Philanthropist? Oh yea they set him up for failure with that one. He should have said he was a Therapist, no way he could have said that wrong. Or a professional grape-stomper 🤷‍♂️ Or if he said he was a "rape investigator" it could have action made sound not only as a non-rapist identifying individual, but evenaa someone who was an anti-rapist.... though thats risky cause he might have screwed up and said he was a "rape investor" also known colloquially as a "Spielberg"

The look on her face at 2:20 after he says he's a janitor at a bar is killing me.

She was so nice tho 😭😭😭😭

Bro might be a philanthropist

"Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese."

I love the little details in this scene. Like how she lends Charlie a tablecloth to clean the blood off his face, and he does it and hands it back to her and she just looks a little bit shocked. Or when Charlie orders the milk steak Dennis immediately groans in despair.

Why do you listen to other people!🤔? Jus be wee Cha Lee! Supe, SupA, sexayaay! Mac n Dennis are brutal. Awaze gettin poor Charlie in deep. Wee cheezay, baby its too easy! Canny see, aff gone blind! 😎 Please faythur day suhin. 🙏🏻

3:12

I heard “traded jerks”

Charlie: “Oh god, dude. I am sucking ass!” Mac: “Yeah, dude. You said you were a rapist.”

Under the bridge, take him under the bridge!!! I’m sure he’ll find somebody there…

He could’ve just said he was an exterminator lol

Give me your shirt bro

Anyone who thought of "ghouls, milksteak, hornet stings and full on rapist/philanthropist confusion" deserves a goddamn Nobel Prize for comedy. This is so much happening, it's so absurd but somehow so relatable, i literally get tears laughing. And its like 20th time I've seen this scene

She’s a Lawyer I like that, No No Charlie You Don’t!!!

“Yeah dude, you said you were a rapist” 💀

This is one of the funniest scenes ever made