Amusing 😂

When you hear the words: “schlankley klankley”…

Norm's dad is dead? I didnt even know he was sick.

Drug smoking prostitute people

Ass over tea kettle wrong

There was an even more impressive performance vs Mexico at Bill McKinley park in Panmure in 1980. We won 4-0. That was the start.

Norm's still the best.

Love his Hitler talk!

Norm helped me get through a tough period in my life, literally saving it in the process, and not in the way you might expect. Many of you may not believe this story. That’s fine, as sometimes I can scarcely believe it myself. I had made up my mind at the time to end my life and so was standing on the steel super structure of a bridge in the dead of night looking down into the ink black waters below and knowing all the while that the black abyss that I was staring into was actually my own impending mortality. It’s a sight I’ll never forget, even long after, I fear, I’ve forgotten the faces of my loved ones. All of the sudden I heard footsteps behind me and then a voice. I turned to see who it was and it was Norm MacDonald. I knew who he was of course, he was Father’s favorite comedian. He looked at me and he said, “You shouldn’t jump.” I told him that he didn’t know why I felt that I had to. “Tell me,” he said. I told him of my father, of years of his abuse and of the high expectations he had for me that I knew I could never live up to. I told him of unrequited love and the heart rending pain I fell asleep to every night, tears still seeping from my closed eyes. I told him of the horribly emaciated visage of my mother, the thin strands of hair left to her clinging to her fevered scalp as the cancer she had fought so hard for 3 years to overcome, afflicting her body with poisons and growing weaker every day all the while, finally claimed its ultimate victory over her. I told him things I had never told anyone. I’ll never forget his response. He looked thoughtfully down at his feet while he stroked his chin for a moment, and then he looked up at me and said this: “Well, all of that may be so…but there’s a fella down under this bridge jerking off punks for $15 a man!”

Outstanding.

Norm never had any interest in promoting anything he was doing. He just liked to tell jokes.

Miss this guy. He was great.

Thak you Internet 🙏🏻

5:13 It's cool the way his shirt is strobing.

September 13? That reminds me of that tragedy

I was having coffee with Norm at Ruby's (HB Pier) one morning. It was a June Gloom kinda morning. I says to him - You know Jimmy don't ya ? He says ya, he's the smartest guy I know. Norm & I knew Jimmy, He's the smartest guy on the Planet !! Jimmy crack corn & I don't care - Ha++

can someone explain the "do a letterman" joke to me

This was an amazing concept

4:40 I don't see "Norm Macdonald and Rusty" on that list 🤨

Taking Norm from us, the reper really pulled a Letterman on us.

Ventriloquist week! I hate I missed that.

No one will ever beat Steve Buckner in his decisions

Very slow person . Sound retarded sometimes

I’ll always adore his ability to make a mundane story ammusing

Working at an Auckland Hardware Store, and a familiar face (but wearng glasses) asks a humble question....Youre Wynton Rufer!!! He was shocked and humbled to be recognised, OCEANIAS FOOTBALLER OF THE CENTURY! If he was allowed to play for Germany 🇩🇪 JAWÒHL!!!! He was that good!!!!

What’s the context on the “letterman” thing

Miss those days. Miss Norm.

Im not sure but did ya have a lot more videos uploaded of various things. Whered they go? Thanks. Oh also were you on a News segment in the past? You were eating in the background.

Tahu was a machine

6:47 Audience laughing because they believe the Americans did it all.

"Oh yeah, France is smelly"!

Good times

Letterman! Where glad you're Norm. 😂🫡😂🤣🤣

<3

I hope those seats weren't too expensive, I feel like being that far and sitting down can't be that great of an experience

Dave ..love ❤

I still remember watching this “live” The cake and half&half still gets me RIP Norm

They’ve let you score 5 in the first half & you trying to be funny Pathetic

Why is the crowd so small?

Dave couldn’t get a word in edgewise!! Lol ❤❤❤❤

Close. The best catch was by Masu Pasupati. kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6bGiGCoh9B7nNk

With the TV recordings you uploaded, what did you use to cap them? Thanks 😊

In 1987 I got off the train in Amsterdam and it smelled like hash and urine. The rest of my trip was pretty much like Norm described.

It does not make any sense to state the obvious again, but good god - is this hilarious! I love chuggin half and half as the next guy, but the more I learn about this Macdonald guy, the more I care for him.

You should learn more about that guy churchill and learn real history.

He acted it

Can i have a coffee? We dont have coffe, we got drugs🤣

Did not realize this was based on a creepyass Japanese exploitation film. But utterly brilliant song. Headless Chickens don't get the credit they deserve, especially their non-Fiona McDonald stuff.