1:59 LMAOOOOOO

4:03 TOMO😭😭😭😭😭

1:41 "SHI-"

“EVERY BREATHE YOU TAKE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION RAISES MY SELF ESTEEM!” 😤🔥

Yooooooo

OMFG , yas a native german voiceing fischl , bc i always get EXTREMLY angry when my fischl in my Team Sais "Die Prinzessin der verurteilung" but it us with a HEAVY english Accent, but i still love the voice actors youre great❤

I ship ❤❤ Cyno x nilau❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Bro that Melus voice is on point lmao!

It's been awhile. I miss you voicing Xiao.

XIAO IS CRAZY NOWWWWWWWWWW

UR BACK!! PLS KEEP MAKING VIDEOS!!

This is so dumb lmfao 😂😂😂 The cyno bit had me dieing

0:59 1:00 1:01 1:02 1:02 1:03 the backround😭

wow that was 4'11 accident

So many visible references in this i love it

1:37 i can confirm mother left me at McDonalds , to this day i'm still there .

5:55 Xiao bud ur too short to get hit by a bullet anyway🥴🤚

Be- OH MY GOD

Lol Neuvillette

Hey comradodadodadodaodoadodaodaodoad

That was fun :)

The Russian is leaking out of him.

Love how mommy Acheron is just standing there not saying word. You know she’s just thinking why do I not know ANY of these people?? I am still in Star rail, right?🤔

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY T T!! Keep it up Man and May Yah always be with you and your loved ones in all you all do in righteousness!! Stay safe!!!❤️🍒🌹❤️<333

youre hilarious please dont die

ITS BACKKK

The “AUGH” was personal 3:44

bro made a deal with the VA of ADAM from sk8 aka technically the devil

this is the real mcdonalds x genshin collab

SCARAMOUCHE KEEPS GIVING CHILDE THE "iM gOiNg To KiLl U" look🙏🏻💀

NOT CAT IN THE HAT PRAHSE 💀🙏🏻

"I need friends :3" Got me rolling and crying at the same time xd

MUALANI DANCING IS SO ADORABLE!! SHE'S A CUTIE

my life if yours I NEED to ingest scara content immediately 🙏🙏

I'm the number one aether fan trust🙏🙏

We’re so back

Is it me or the quality has become far more better

It's even funnier that Traveler goes there looking for his sister after knowing he's the boss there, lol.

EÉÉW RABADAOOOOOOOOLOÔÔÔ *Coughs* oh yeah you can't move...

The fact he made this while or right before the genshin collab with mcdonalds is awesome 😍😍😍

No words required, this is a masterpiece

“Oh my god he sent another” 😭😭 why tf did he say it so calm lmao

You should do five nights of Freddy’s but Genshin version

"like it is your mommy got me yelling" 👁️👄👁️

SUBTITLES LOL aether - and stay out you lazy bum! beta Xiao - *crying, screams* AH- aether - hey you! do you wanna job? xiao - now why’d I say yes… aether - so mr xiao… I-I do have a couple of questions. xiao - oh yeah sure go ahead ask whatever I’m sure whatever you ask I will be very understanding. aether - alright, sir…Xiao…or should I say justt_xiao, *squeaky laughter from ooc visible* in a world where fries could speak and communicate, what would fries say to chicken nuggets? Xiao - what- aether - on a scale of French fry to Big Mac, how much would you rate ur dancing skills? xiao - uhm… chicken nugget? aether - if a chicken nugget where to give you life advice… would you take in that advice, or would you dip it in sauce and eat it? xiao - uhm- I mean- what- what are these- aether - URGH. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION. xiao - OKAAYYY JESUS CHRIST aether - oopsies, I spilled my coffe :) ms.shenheee!! can you head over here, I made an oopsie whoopsie(s) :> hi shenhe… thank u! oh yh can you clean the table and-and the floor and can you also get my face please hbdcuhrbduhbrfss- GET OUT- this is going very well…. Xiao- welp, guess I’m hired. dainsleif - I would like a number one. to go. Xiao - yes ofc, scan right here pls! alright here’s ur order! ahh, such a normal order. I wonder what can go wrong. hi little one! hi! how are you, what would you~ like little one? klee - uhvhhdjbkdjdbhcrdygvrhdgrvhdjjrbdibjrbdihrbihhribdvyu *laughter* ubhedbhurdirbhurbduhrbhgy *crunching* - *gurgling* Xiao - why hi, what would you like to order? freminet- uhm… I’d like a- Xiao- wait I can’t hear youuu! what?!! freminet - I-I-I want a number nine please. Xiao - what- I can’t- I-I literally can’t hear you, can u come closer? *silence* Mika - wev up those fwyers cuz I’m sure hungwy for one- woahhhhhhh woahhhhhhh woahhhhhhhh woahhhhhhhh woahhhhhh *faint* woa- Xiao - you know what I’m going drive-thru screw this- hello welcome to McDonald’s what would you like to orderrrrrrrr cyno - ahh, I would like… the order of butter noodles. Xiao - um… you know what, we actually don’t ~sell buttered noodles. yeah, real shame. cyno - taht’s unfortunate… in that case… 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 55 100 SAUCE 100 PIZZA 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 (pencils?) 55 SUSHI 55 HAPPY MEALS 155- *cough* pfu- *cough cough* uhm… hello? are u still there? alhaitham - I NEED FRIES NOW. Xiao - uhh… o-kay? here ya go! *music* alhaitham - are *these* the world’s most crispiest fries? let’s find out. albedo - hello, strange person. It is I, strange albedo. Xiao - Jesus Christ is that your gimmick now? albedo - I strangely don’t know what you’re strangely talking about. I would like (the) strange meal to go please. Xiao - I have no idea what that is but lemme go check in the back.😉 *clicking* voice - hey… do you wanna see a magic trick?? Xiao - uhh… I guess. Lyney - boom!! Lyney!! dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dune dun dun dun dun dun Xiao - (?) can you pretty please go away. cyno - hi there! you absolute fool. did you really think you could simply ignore my order? I am the general mahamatra and I DEMAND my extra-large order of butter noodles, my limited edition genius invocation trading card game happy meal, and the rest of my 55555 ordered items. Xiao - cyno I’m gonna call the cops. cyno - cyno? hah, who’s cyno? *finger wag* I’m not cyno. in fact, I’m not even here~ Xiao - what the fu- yes what would you like? Kazuha - oh, are u talking to me? *applaud* *continued applaud* xiao - yeah I still hate you. what would you distinguished gentlemen like? melus - ah, yes, I would like to order two of the mcchicken sandwiches. ahh *sips air* the mcchicken. when demoiselle was a young girl growing up in portus master callas would always bring her back a mcchicken every week. silver - I can confirm. Navia - wait guys stop- stop you’re embarrassing me :( you guys are - you guys just… *screeches and disappears* Xiao - wha- where the f*ck did she go???!! melus - ahh, I hate it when she does that. silver - I can confirm. neuvillette - good evening. I would like to purchase a large cup of your purified mcqingce water, which was advertised to be locally sourced from the most natural and- thanks to the most sacred glaciers in the spring, I knew I simply had to taste it for myself. ahh, my sincere apologies. I did not realise I had gone on a bit of a ramble there for a moment. I can step to the side if that is satisfactory. kinich - oh no, that’s okay. it’s almost as if I didn’t wait here for 50 F*CKING MINUTES! xiao - oh my god, can this day get ANY worse? cyno - hey xiao >:( xiao - huh? cyno - I said I want my order… NOW! *shoot* *singing* now i see trains of green…. red roses too… I see them bloom for me and you… and I think to myself… what a wonderful world! *BOOOMMMM* xiao - *grunts* urggghh! *inhale* erm… that just happened! huh, okay, but on a much brighter note, you can get in-game rewards using the McDonald’s app starting TODAY. you’ll be able to get primo gems a glider and uhh- purple things. you’ll also get an in-game apple pie recipe which is also cool I guess. click the link down below if you’re interested. oh my god he sent another. *fart*

Red Xiao got rote in the death note 0:09

❤️💜🩷🖤🖤🖤🖤

3:29 THE SILENCE OMFG😂

Acheron got lost again

My name is Xiao and im here to say i am super duper gay ^_^