Bien sûr, voici un texte de rap humoristique pour te faire sourire : --- Couplet 1 : J’suis dans la cuisine, j’prends un bol de céréales, Mais le lait est fini, faut que j’aille faire des courses à la vite, Je suis dans l’ascenseur, il s’arrête au 5e étage, Je monte à pied, c’est la vie, je m’en fais pas un drame, J’ai mis un pied dans la rue, et j’ai croisé un pigeon, Le gars m’a regardé, j’ai cru que c’était un espion, J’suis dans le bus, j’ai mon oreille qui gronde, Mais c’est pas de la musique, c’est juste mon ventre qui répond ! Refrain : J’suis un rappeur drôle, j’te fais des blagues à gogo, Si t’as pas ri, c’est que t’as pas compris le tempo, J’mets des chaussettes dépareillées, mais c’est mon style, Si tu rigoles pas, c’est que t’as pas vu l’plus grand de mes fils. Couplet 2 : J’vais au taf en slip, mais j’te jure que c’est la mode, T’as jamais vu ça ? Attends, je t’laisse une anecdote, J’ai mangé des pâtes, y’a du ketchup sur mon T-shirt, Je suis un expert dans l’art de tout mettre à l’envers, Ma voisine m’a dit : "Tu veux de l’aide pour ton linge ?" J’ai répondu "Non, merci, j’le mets au lave-linge", J’ai mis du sel dans le café, j’ai cru que c’était du sucre, Maintenant j’ai le goût de mer, ça me fait un peu de la fièvre ! Refrain : J’suis un rappeur drôle, j’te fais des blagues à gogo, Si t’as pas ri, c’est que t’as pas compris le tempo, J’mets des chaussettes dépareillées, mais c’est mon style, Si tu rigoles pas, c’est que t’as pas vu l’plus grand de mes fils. Outro : C’est la fin de mon rap, j’vais me poser avec des nachos, Faut que j’arrête, j’ai trop mangé, mon ventre fait des échos, J’vais dormir sur mon canapé, pas besoin de réveil, Parce que moi, je vis comme ça, sous le signe de l'émerveil. --- Un texte léger et décalé, avec des situations quotidiennes transformées en blagues. Parfait pour rigoler un peu !
@EgovLaB-h6p20 күн бұрын
0:14 woa woa. If u even heard this sound, u are a real driller
@Gabagoulgod21 күн бұрын
I made a song just now I might use this beat is that ok?
@amonetupa23 күн бұрын
Sponge be poppin now, They ain't gonna let it slide
@calebinglis108425 күн бұрын
This drip to hard!🔥🔥
@salt4821Ай бұрын
he came from the bottom bikini 😂😂
@BwamelchesdadАй бұрын
Another day, another BANGER recommended by YT😎
@nethakasandamith7152Ай бұрын
they are dealing sea weed
@Lightmachjne-hi8xqАй бұрын
808 slides clean
@SarrixxАй бұрын
In Bikini Bottom, it’s darker than it seems No jellyfish fields, just shadows in your dreams Krabby Patty schemes turn grime behind scenes Sponge movin’ silent, where the cold current streams Pineapple home, but not all is bright Bob lurks in the alley, under dim street light Pat’s eyes hollow, he ain’t starry tonight Squid’s got a sharp blade, drawn tight in sight Gary glides slow, leavin’ trails that gleam Stalkin’ steps hidden, veiled in a sheen Through the emerald kelp, where the fiends convene A chill in the water, no one’s safe on the team Plankton’s back schemes, lurkin’ in the haze He plays dirty moves, tryna end Bob’s days Crabs in the office, countin’ more than pay Blood runs thick, but the debt don’t fade Crabs count coins, keepin’ dark deals hushed Recipe under lock, with their dreams left crushed Plankton creepin' low, his ambitions never rushed Two shells meet steel, and peace gets flushed No more bubbly laughs, that’s all in the past Sponge holdin’ grudges like anchors that last Fists close tight, no kindness to cast Under neon coral glow, shots ring out fast Tides whisper low, truths never run clear Saltwater stings, drip feedin’ your fear Hunters circle slow, no mercy draws near Only darkness thrives in these depths severe Sunny smiles fade as the night blade spins Under black tides, no soul ever wins The sponge sees red, where blue tide begins Where laughter once flowed, now silence wears thin Pat posted outside, just waitin’ for word Squid’s notes play low, as the silence is stirred Going quick for a dip, each sense growing blurred Under black ocean skies, vengeance is heard Bob moves sharp, through the deep sea grime Eyes cold, clockin’ foes, just a matter of time Pat holds the line, stone-faced, no mime Silent reef soldiers-out for the brine In these reef-lined gutters, respect is earned Steel in the spatula, fate overturned Krusty Krab’s quiet, deep secrets burn At the bottom of the ocean, no lessons learned Sharks trail red scents, with a gut to be fed Krabby traps set, where the hungry get led One wrong word, you’ll be left for dead It’s survival down here, and that's all to be said
@e.m.8184Ай бұрын
badman and robbin'
@HaveanOreshnikАй бұрын
🎶 nah that one there was a violation 🎶
@dallascarlson-xj3quАй бұрын
Oh shittttt😂
@capno98192 ай бұрын
Patrick sword fish 🥷🏿
@bigsam26212 ай бұрын
Plankton got put in a spliff 🗣️
@weedenhawf2 ай бұрын
I get the joke but if you find it funny.... you have a shit taste in comedy. Fucking dorks.
@RadBSАй бұрын
Hah! That'll show them man, good one!
@muh032 ай бұрын
Sped up feels different...
@eatingnemo95822 ай бұрын
flipping da ting
@Teekay-t472 ай бұрын
Is my music good enough?
@BrandonMedina992 ай бұрын
😂
@LamborghiniMadeZAZAVLOGS2 ай бұрын
9M
@batuteller2 ай бұрын
i want to get into that
@ShedrachFikayomi-rt3tp2 ай бұрын
The producer cooked bro🔥
@maze5132 ай бұрын
nice crime nice crime
@NA-yb9sj2 ай бұрын
"are you having fun now Mr Krabs??!!"
@MonkaS80002 ай бұрын
i like
@kyriveli2 ай бұрын
Rah I thought this was going to be one of those parody videos where sponge bob talks in a mandem accent. I guess this is good too
@passivestatue2 ай бұрын
Ice Spice definitely stole this idea for Bikini Bottom lol.
@TJukulele2 ай бұрын
Larry be turned into La-Rari
@flobba1232 ай бұрын
watch patrick knife goes stabby stabby!
@AnshhMalviya2 ай бұрын
This sh¡t goes hardddddd 😭🖐🏻
@gecko39502 ай бұрын
Spongebob with the Krusty Mandem
@YegaSRT2 ай бұрын
Still a classic in 2024
@Xinjiekou_新街口_Station2 ай бұрын
lil sponge never paid for a bitch
@ChernobylKid2 ай бұрын
ice crabs
@clomippramine2 ай бұрын
я аж почернела
@clomippramine2 ай бұрын
абаюнда
@ConfusingConfucianism2 ай бұрын
Bikini Birmingham
@prodbychilled3 ай бұрын
If we don't got a gun then my guards gonna poke em 305, 245, 69 DEAD 008, 402, 435 DEAD 004, 001, 133 DEAD 154, 189, 323 DEAD
@abingarcia683 ай бұрын
Wwwwwww yeah yeah
@abingarcia683 ай бұрын
W
@Pushbakgang3 ай бұрын
Oooo thats dope...idk how these SB samples come out sick..really only this sb song is good to sample but this the second one i heard thats fire
@rinsedout3 ай бұрын
Shaking my ass like it's 1999
@TexanTalk282 ай бұрын
Ayo
@JAYJAXMUSIC3 ай бұрын
i want a krabby patty with some drill sauce
@heloisay3 ай бұрын
lil bob and pad-trick 🥷
@AutisticIdiot3 ай бұрын
THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THAT WIERD SUGAR I KEEP SMELLING!!!!!!!!!