Snoochie bootchies

Legit!

The slide was my favorite.

Im really shocked that Mc Chris never Fully Made it... But the same time im glad cause he deff wouldnt be the same

612 warf avenue? I know that place, it's right next to the gentleman's club

I think this makes it pretty clear he didn't contribute much in the writing room of ATHF

This song popped into my head after like 20 years of not hearing it. I searched the lyrics that were in my head ("of a mr john gotti"). So weird. Why did it hide in my mind for 20 years and then just resurface now?

I'm just trying to exist idk why everyone has a problem with that and me specifically.

Yo where can I download this to my phone?

Fuck you add this too the playlist.

Got to see this live last night it was probably the highlight of my summer

The tussin

I would watch this today

🔥🔥🔥

Lyrics: As much as I love comics and these video games I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame 'Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name As much as I love comics and these video games I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame 'Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name [Verse 1] I'm a snuggle bear, write poetry and blog a lot In a hurry for a birdie I can snog a lot I'm the kinda guy that you should get to know Give you a neck message, make your vagina explode I like pop, punk, hip-hop and NPR If I had a Huffy, you could ride the handlebars Got some battle scars but that means I survived Now I'm lookin' for a lady to walk by my side Better like Boy meets World and Lost Gotta have a little bit of soul, no WASPs Red hair helps, keep those hips on lock No fatties, no fuglies, I only hunt fox Do you like Metal Gear, cause I wanna see your box Do you like what you hear cause I got the bon motts If you're a snuggle bear, got the cuddle onslaught Yo, I rhyme about the booty, but I like it on top [Chorus] As much as I love comics and these video games I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame 'Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name As much as I love comics and these video games I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame 'Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name [Post-Chorus] Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby Ooh-bop-sh-bop, my baby [Verse 2] You don't have to be a nerd, yo Could you do the opera, could you do an Ergs show? I step off the stage and I'm totally alone Maybe's why I'm always runnin' to the 'dro I need a counterpart, need a better half; Good sense of humor, yeah, you better like to laugh Cause I'm always joking. See, the war gives me a rash If you're not a democrat, then you can kiss my ass Would you just be troublin', keep it bubblin' like a boulabaise? Go to the VMAs, would you rock the T and A? I need a cutie face, conversate for days Wake up in the morning, act like we're still on a date And would you care, would you listen, would you love me for me? Promise not to get jealous because my shit is so "leet"? Stick with me through the thick and thin? I think that we should meet Fuck the Boulevard of Broken Dreams, I got that shit beat [Chorus] As much as I love comics and these video games I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame 'Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name As much as I love comics and these video games I need a little something, not just any old dame I need a little lady, make my life less lame 'Cause the future's harder to say than M.I.A.'s last name Ooh, Shalina, walkin' down the street, ten times a week I said it, I meant it, I stole my momma's credit I'm cool, smooth, hit me in the stomach one more time.. [Outro] Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go Down, down, baby, down by the roller coaster Sweet, sweet baby, I'll never let you go

Lyrics: I'm like Kenny Rogers in "Six Pack," girls won't give my dick back All this sex affects my syntax, the pistol I pack's impact Make's you gasp in fact, so sit back, relax While I grind this axe on your Brazillian wax Without finishing fast I bask in the slash Underneath your cinnamon ass, about ten minutes it lasts I pull it out and pass gas My name is mc chris, kinda cute, kinda crass Ladies love me sending pics where they're scantilly clad Send some back then invite them to come crash at my pad They're like O M G, oh whattup, that'd be so rad We make the beast with two backs until we both get whiplash [Hook] Get with the program, strip to the slow jam Slip on a Trojan, kissin the toes and Move to the knees, go back, repeat The job ain't done 'til you ruin the sheets My name is MC, and your name is a creep Because you creep into my bed about every week Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak Tractor beam on my bed Got you actin' le freak I should be flirtin with virgins instead of jerkin my gerkin I should be working the circuit assertive for certain With little aversion they all open they curtains Mini-Me starts emergin to be rid of his burden Did I fail to mention all the ladies say word Got a panty collection like a Japanese perv They're prepared to purr and to serve up they curves I skip the main course, I prefer the hors'douerves I like thongs, like grannies like any old panties Hanging on the lampshades as I tap on her back space I like bows, like lace, like suckin her face I like fuckin her waist, I make a bucket of paste When her eyes roll back it means her memory's erased Slow-mo, tip-toe my ass out of her place I quickly run to the clinic, a Q-tip in my diddick I wait two very long weeks to know if these nuts need a medic So c'mon

Lyrics: I got the bass for your face Yes, I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd mental stimulation Voter Registration patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords Feeling cheeky five feet weekly I beseech thee let's be daring No preparing no agendas Let's go where the paper sends us Open mic perhaps a slam Don't care where, I need to jam Grab your purse and clip-on earrings Sorry I'm so commandeering Air in tires and tank's got petrol Acting weird cause I was let go Say I'm boring like I'm dead Say I lack a cutting edge I will show them that I'm golden Jam while jerks can kiss my colon Nouveau guys won't stand a chance Please park it Margaret I must dance Are you joking? It's too smoky There's a cover, we should leave Let's not panic, let's beat traffic And get home in time for tea Kids have access nostalgia waxes Can't relax if I can't breathe Let's just exit, we're not sexy I feel fat and elderly Let's play Scrabble, let's play Boggle Discovery channel with Ted Koppel Kids are awful, they're all moshing So obnoxious sneezing, coughing Spilling beer and breaking glasses They're no fun, these trust fund fascists No more head tricks, we've got Netflix Let's grow beehives and mustaches There is vomit on the toilet And no soap I can dispense Girl named Wendy grabbed my testes Now I have no confidence Can't believe it, I smell reefer We might get a contact high I feel loopy I see snoopies I need pizza with these doobies I feel mellow, legs are jello Hold me up or I might nap Someone dosed my Diet Coke It's not a joke so please don't laugh Freaky Friday might go my way I feel like a different person Now I'm tripping, ceiling's dripping Wait a minute, no crowd surfing I got the bass for your face I got the bass for your face I got the bass for your face I got the bass for your face (Yes, I can hold it down)

This version hits way harder than the other one. The production is off the chains.

My wife and I have a running gag about this skit, we often use the "there's these long scenes of people just *walking*" quote when mocking a movie

Yo, check it, I'm ridin' in my Jedi Jetta No turbo boost, but the Force directs it better Lightsaber shifter, instead of a key Hyperspace button, for mobility No need for gas, just midi-chlorians strong Navigatin' the galaxy, all night long Yoda's in the passenger seat, givin' advice Avoidin' the dark side, that's really nice Cruisin' through the stars, feelin' the breeze Jedi tunes playin', on cosmic frequencies No traffic jams, just asteroids to dodge Jedi Jetta, that's my cosmic lodge

can someone please put this on spotify

hey i heard this voice before

Just stopping by to show my love. Hope tour is going well.

This what happen

I rhink those not good punks were pickingnon my mc shirt but i did a reap/reep sew/sow they were shooting all sorts of gross projections at me and harassing me via a speck they reped up my nose on a COVID test i thought it was the COVID test line at rhe hospital in Chatham county nc

We shall never stop because of wiid.

Hey DeBarge is pretty good, bro.

candayyy

Robot dog for Christmas

Loved watching him do this live in 2024.

Saw him live 2 days ago

❤

Me

Wow i grehated that

LAST TIME I SAW YOU YOU JUMPED OUT THAT WINDOW AND CHASED THAT DOG

Hahaha omg i had the best concert ever because of this guy my friend brought the diapers! He got a bunch of people to put them on and his shower caps he even got called an alcoholic 😂 then at the very end he was about to buy us all shirts and merch and its like i guess ue doesn't want money but jesus man that was SO funny. We got it all on video too thabks for matching his dickhead energy with being a dickhead yourself! Even the venue owner told us he thought you were just as much of a cock 😂😂 will definitely see you again i laughed all night long!!!!

i want candi bubelgume and taffi skiep to tha sweept sgop im a shugar daddi sasw

Hey

Jammin' on ESO I'm fkn Sorceress!😂

Yo potato cakes are back

Once you hear it, the original becomes the parody.

LOOKS GOOD

Oh so this was what Rap God was a response to

Thanks for taking my request to play this last night! Your show was awesome! Big titty Mandalorian out!

Friend who showed me this died from fenatol

The best cobain still in my brain

Suck Dickman! LoL

Saw you in Eugene, Oregon in 2018 at WOW Hall, even was up on stage with you for the T-Shirt contest and will see you again in August at John Henry's bar, cannot wait!

2024 bb

Where you at Chris?