Bauhaus se už zlobí na DPMB že sešrotovali krásnou KT8D5R.N2 1717 s vtipnou reklamou Bauhaus.

Frajel dělá penetraci 40 let štětcem 😂

Značka piva BAUBEER mě pobavila, stojí vedle radiomagnetofonu.

Když slíbím, že něco udělám. Nemusí se mi to hned připomínat každého půl roku.

10:15 co to sakra je?? Ta volná závitová tyč na které drží matka jen na dvou závitech? 😂😂😂

Boží 😂😂😂

Další vtipná reklama, stejně jako ta: "A vezmete mě sebou?" :) Bravo :)

Tak jak toho Kotka nemám ráda a není mi 2x sympatický, musím uznat že tímhle se totálně vykoupil.

Bauhaus buzernat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Buzernat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bauhaus buzernat 🤣🤣

Bauhaus buzernat 🤣🤣

Bauhaus buzernat 🤣🤣🤣

Bauhaus buzernat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Ten chlap je absolutně boží ❤😂a Kotek taky😊

Tohle je prostě dokonalé :-)

Totální dno a žumpa.Hnusnější sračku jsem neviděl.

Kdo hraje tu hezkou ženu :

Nejlepší reklama vůbec👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Dobrej song ..

Je to parodie na nějakou písničku? A jestli ano, na kterou?

Bauhauuuuus, když se to maaaa podařit. Velmi povedený "song"

Vypadá to jako fajn akce, plánujete podobnou událost třeba i v Liberci? 🙂

Perfektní :D

To je saddddd

😄😄Prej, že mu odcházejí stroje! (Smích) 😄😄😄 Ten Vojta Kotek je idiot.

Doslova já

Hudba kdo?

Skvělá reklama, když nějakej vercajk skvěle funguje hodně let, člověk se s ním těžko loučí 👍

1 Like the prophets of the Bible, in April 1993, I, Kacou Philippe, a man who had never been in a church, I receive in a vision, the visitation of an Angel who commissions me for a Message destined to the whole earth in fulfillment of Matthew 25:6 and Revelation 12:14. This is the account of my conversion, as well as the three great visions of the call and commission as I received them: 2 I came to conversion on April 24, 1993 according to Daniel 10:4 to 11 by a vision in which I saw myself standing on the sand of the sea and then on top of a high pyramid and then again on the sand of the sea in another place and I saw an old military truck coming out of the depths of the sea and leave behind me. I turned and I saw that it contained living people. They were women and one of them was mixed-race. 3 Then two doves came toward me and went back over the waters. And there was an eclipse, then a man having the appearance of a Cloud and holding a sword came down from Heaven with a Lamb and the earth was illuminated again. They stood on the waters and the Lamb began to speak to me in an unknown tongue. The sound of his voice came into me and I fell dead. My soul went to stand on the waters with them while my body was lying on the sand of the sea. When He had finished speaking to me, my soul came into me and I became alive again but I no longer saw Them. 4 Then a crowd of people came toward me from the right side and I asked them if they had seen the Angel and the Lamb. They said, "No!" And I said: “But, how did you not see the Angel and the Lamb and all the things They have done?” They replied, "We have not seen the Angel and the Lamb and we have not heard the Words the Lamb pronounced, but we entirely believe It because what God gave and that the devil took, has now been restituted to you ". I looked up and I saw a ladder set up between the sky and the earth, above the waters and angels ascended and descended. And the vision ended and I felt what I know today to be the Holy Spirit and I wept and I believed in God on the spot. [Kc.64v3] [Kc.130v9]

20 Either you are a Christian and you follow the prophet that the Lord Jesus-Christ has sent in your time or you remain home. You cannot be a Christian today unless you are a disciple of Kacou Philippe, the prophet that God has sent for your time. [Ed: The congregation says, Amen!]. As at the time of Noah, you could not be a Christian unless you were a disciple of Noah the prophet that God had sent for your time. You see? Stop to be Catholics, Protestants, evangelicals and Branhamists. Stop to follow the devil and come to God through His living prophet. Because John 6:28 says that the work of God is to believe in him whom He has sent. [Kc.88v14]

19 And you know that Catholic monasteries, seminaries and convents are nurseries for homosexuals and lesbians and many priests come out of them with serious sexual crises and their victims are little boys, starting with altar boys. The headquarters of sodomy on earth is the small city of the Vatican and the pope is its godfather. Since all civilizations, like left-handed people, homosexuals are born in all nations, races and languages of the earth. There are not more homosexuals in Europe than Africa. But the Vatican was founded like Sodom and Gomorrah. The Vatican is the place on earth where there is the greatest number of homosexuals.

1 Like the prophets of the Bible, in April 1993, I, Kacou Philippe, a man who had never been in a church, I receive in a vision, the visitation of an Angel who commissions me for a Message destined to the whole earth in fulfillment of Matthew 25:6 and Revelation 12:14. This is the account of my conversion, as well as the three great visions of the call and commission as I received them: Prophet kacou Philippe

1 First of all, I want to talk a little about Genesis 4:15-16. Let’s take our Bibles then. [Ed: Brother Philippe reads Genesis 4:9 to 16]. Well, I would like to insist on verses 15 and 16. We see there one of the very first courts of humanity. Cain was tried and condemned to execution but appealed. To the supreme authority, he was condemned to be marked by a spirit. And according to verse 16, he left presence of God. Why? Because it was under the grace. First, it was the law: "Do not do this, do not eat that…" and when Adam and Eve fell and God smote them and drove them out in his Anger, one day God went down to the Garden, and He remembered them and changed that law into grace and went even towards them as He did in Jesus towards us for our sins. 2 A sign or a seal in the Bible means in this sense a spirit. God put an evil spirit upon Cain. From that moment, when Cain was sleeping, he saw in his dreams that he was fighting with, killing and wounding people causing them to bleed. Because the sign that had been put upon him was a spirit of murder and he should look for being delivered from it for him not to go to hell. If he is delivered from that spirit, at the last judgment, that crime will not be imputed to him. But also, if he is not delivered, as soon as God sees him coming, he will see that sign on him and He will know that it’s the assassin of Abel. And until his death, Cain will never stop seeing those things in dream. It’s hell shouting against him. 3 And after that, one day, he masturbated and spilled his seed of copulation upon the ground like Onan in Genesis 38, the ground cried to God for a curse without any cause upon it and God put another sign upon Cain. Then, in some dreams, he would defile himself and sometimes he woke up, defiled in his seed of copulation. Why? God had put upon him a spirit that caused his seed to spill upon himself to defile him. The curse he threw upon the ground fell on himself and on all that belonged to him and on all that he laid his hand on. Each sin put a sign upon Cain. Then, he had had a sexual relation with a woman for whom he had not paid the dowry and now, he had sexual relations with women in dream, he was eating in dream, he was flying away in dream, he was pursued in dream…What is this? Under the law, he deserved death but under the grace, God put signs which are evil spirits upon him and gave him the opportunity to be delivered before his death and have the eternal Life through a prophet messenger that He would send on earth. Yet, the same way God dealt at the beginning, thus will He deal up to us. Amen! 4 Now I would like to tackle the subject which refers to the comparison between Darby, Ostervald, David Martin and Louis Segond bibles. The same way the Church has a history, thus has the Bible had a history too. I have gone through a few books of history. And I have nothing to rectify of all that I have preached to this day. History confirms the true Word of God. I saw like Eusebius, Polycarp, Cyprian, Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley and all the others.

The will of God for your salvation is not what your family or everyone else does around you, but it is what the living prophet of your time tells you. You were born alone and be aware that one day, you will die alone and also, you will go to judgment before God alone. Neither your father nor an priest , or anyone else will answer for you. But God who is just will send a prophet in your lifetime, to show you the way to heaven, just as before you, He also sent prophets to show the way to heaven to generations before you. #PropheteKacouPhilippe

11 Then, stop saying: God spoke to me, God said to me! You see? If Irenaeus and Eusebius and printing works had not gathered the books of the prophets in only one book called the Bible, you would have seen this impure religion very perverted and confused. And the prostitutes of Hollywood would teach her morality. You see? For example, for the Old Testament, the Branhamists would only recognize seven prophets. The evangelicals would only recognize twelve. The Protestants, twenty-four and people like Elisha would never be prophets and no book would come after only one Gospel. Among the four Gospels, they would choose only one, the one of Luke and throw the three others away. And confusion would be ten times greater because we are in the Eden of Satan. [Ed: The congregation says, "Amen!"] 10 Those priests and pastors that you see are the priests of the gods of Egypt! Those Chris Oyakhilome, David Owuor, Emmanuel Makandiwa, Uebert Angel, T. B. Joshua and David Oyedepo are priests of the gods of Egypt! Those Joel Osteen, T.D. Jakes, Doug Batchelor, Billy Graham, Edir Macedo, Valdemiro Santiago, Silas Malafaia, Paula White, Joyce Meyer, Alberto Mottesi, Claudio Freidzon and Dante Gebel are priests of the gods of Egypt! Those Benny Hinn, Manasseh Jordan, Jesse Jackson, John Hagee, Pat Robertson, Joaquim Gonçalves, Donald Parnell, Alejandro Bullón and Guillermo Maldonado are priests of the gods of Egypt! They are all demons. When I saw them in the vision, their bodies were human bodies but their heads were heads of different animals. [Ed: The congregation says, "Amen!"] www.philippekacou.org/an

1 I want to speak about Matthew 25:6 again. We know according to Matthew 24:27 that the Gospel came out of Asia. The Gospel came out of the East with Apostle Paul. The colour of the rising sun is yellow and the inhabitants of Asia, like the Chinese, have a yellow complexion. Then the sun, the Gospel came to Europe where the sun becomes white. There were great men of God in Europe like St. Martin of Tours, Irenaeus, Columban, Martin Luther, John Wesley, and so on. And there, we know that those who live in Europe have a white complexion. Then the sun declined towards the West in the evening time, that is to say America. And in the evening, at sunset, the sun becomes red and the first inhabitants of America have a red complexion, Indians. And there was William Branham with the evening light. William Branham showed that he had the Indian blood through his grandmother. And today, at the time of Africa, Ewald Frank, a White man speaks of the midnight Cry. And yet, we know that after the evening time, it’s midnight, the Blacks, Africa before going back again to the East with the two witnesses of Revelation 11.

Wenn Schwarzafrikaner heute Muslime und Christen sind, dann deshalb, weil es ihre Eltern waren. Sie sind durch Erbschaft Muslime und Christen. Wenn die Kalifen und Sultane die Indianer besiegt hätten, würde der Islam den Hinduismus ersetzen. Und bevor die Sklavenhändler und Siedler ihre christlichen und muslimischen Götter brachten, hatte Afrika seine Götter. Es war nicht Gott, der den Islam, das Christentum und den Hinduismus brachte. Gott bringt keine Religionen, sondern Propheten. 23. Eine Religion predigt einen Gott, der in der Vergangenheit gesprochen hat, aber nicht mehr spricht. Religion ist somit das Synonym für freiwillige Entfremdung. Es ist die Zerstörung der menschlichen Seite des Menschen. Und so ist ein Christ, ein Muslim oder ein Hindu ein Mensch, der seine Erlösung zum Wohle einer Religion geopfert hat. Wenn Schwarzafrikaner heute Muslime und Christen sind, dann deshalb, weil es ihre Eltern waren. Sie sind durch Erbschaft Muslime und Christen. Wenn die Kalifen und Sultane die Indianer besiegt hätten, würde der Islam den Hinduismus ersetzen. Und bevor die Sklavenhändler und Siedler ihre christlichen und muslimischen Götter brachten, hatte Afrika seine Götter. Es war nicht Gott, der den Islam, das Christentum und den Hinduismus brachte. Gott bringt keine Religionen, sondern Propheten. www;philippekacou.org

Boží 😂klidně furt dokola

Ta reklama je boží!

U vás sme v 2021 koupili nafukovacího krokodýla a je super

Perfektni ❤ Uz dlouho me zadna reklama takhle nedostala. Ostatni prepinam, vypinam, prehazuju program... ale tyhle posledni s Kotkem a panem prodavacem muzu videt furt dokola. 😅

Super reklama

Please translate it 😂