Listen, I got thirty-six expressions Sweet as pie to tough as leather And that's six expressions more Than all them Barrymores put together Instead of just kicking me Why don't they give me a lift? It must be a plot 'Cause they're scared that I got Such a gift Well, I'm miffed 'Cause I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it Wait, they're gonna hear a voice A silver flute - ah ah, ah ah They'll cheer each toot "Yay! She's terrific!" When I expose it Now, can't you see to look at me That I'm a natural Camille? As Camille I just feel I've so much to offer Kid, I know I'd be divine because I'm a natural cougher Some ain't got it, not a lump I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh! Ooh! They'll bend in half Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman? A thousand jokes Stick around for the jokes A thousand faces I reiterate When you're gifted Then you're gifted These are facts I got no axe to grind Hey, what are they, blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star Who is the pip with pizazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as? Who's an American Beauty rose? With an American Beauty nose? And ten American Beaty toes? Eyes on the target and wham One shot, one gun shot and bam Hey, Mr. Ziegfeld, here I am I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn 'Til someone blows it I'll light up like a light Right up like a light I'll flicker then flare up All the world's gonna stare up Looking down You'll never see me Try the sky 'Cause that'll be me I can make 'em cry I can make 'em sigh Someday they'll clamor For my drama Have you guessed yet Who's the best yet? If you ain't I'll tell you one more time You bet your last dime In all of the world so far I'm the greatest, greatest star

Can you do a call from the vatican?

You want my love Take it all You want to watch it all come off Take it all Come on now Show me how You take it all You want my glove Are you enthralled? You want to see it slip away and watch it fall Oh we know Its your show So take it all You want the movement to See what the hips can do Come watch the slinky girl See how the pasties twirl To make your bells all ring Fulfilling everything you ever wanted So go ahead Take it all You want my soul Take it all Its time to leave If I'm to live Because I have no more There's nothing left to give I watch you rise I watch you fall While I am standing with my back against the wall Now its your turn to finally learn You had the world You had your fling You wanted more than everything You got your wish You got your prize Now take it right between your thighs You grabbed for everything my friend But don't you see that in the end There will be nothing left of me

I'm The Greatest Star I am by far! But no one knows it--WAIT They're gonna hear a voice A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh) They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, mmm) When I expose it (Now can't ya see to look at me that) I'm a natural Camille As Camille I just feel I've so much to offer (Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because) I'm a natural cougher (ahoo, aheh, ahay) Some ain't got it, not a lump I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh! (ha ha ha ha) They'll bend in half (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) A thousand jokes (Stick around for the jokes!) A thousand faces I reiterate When you're gifted, then you're gifted These are facts I've got no axe to grind Hey, whaddaya blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn Till someone blows it I'll light up like a light Right up like a light I'll flicker then flare up! All the world's gonna stare up! Looking down you'll never see me Try the sky cause that'll be me! I can make 'em cry! I can make 'em sigh! Someday they'll clamor for my drama Have ya guessed YET! Who's the best yet? If ya ain't, I'll tell ya one more time You'll bet your last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest Staaaaaaar!