The American Guenther Steiner!

OMG, he changed the Ploto bit! He truly has lost the argument🤣. What a great comedian adapting to the times; Badass!

NO WAY! This guy has been doing this for 12+ years; Truly amazing.

On data manipulation, just saw a video repeating Green headline fr weeks ago: "Norway now has more electric cars than petrol cars". Vid missed that "petrol" = "uses regular gas", & article later clarified that DIESEL cars in 3:2:2 ratio to other types. Big change, but not the diff that KZbinr thought!!

How to kill PowerPoint and excel without paying for it?

Questions?

Lies, damn lies and statistics...

I thibk its great that hes doing a genuine educational PowerPoint on the benefits of his comedy that ises power point, whichin tirn is a satire of business powerpoint.

😂😂😂

Pluto has since been restored as a planet giving legitimacy to all the kids who called the Neil Tyson a Dumbass. Always had been.

"And I changed the mobile; all the other planets revolve around Pluto now." Since Pluto is no longer revolving around a star, it's not a planet. The 3D chess to win that argument covertly is inspiring.

Now if only she had less minutes, that would be the dream.

Pluto is a planet 💀

His reasoning behind not hanging Pluto is absolute NONSENSE. Would you not hang the sun because it isn't a planet?

In Executive to English mode, you forgot "Who told you to do that?" = "We can do that?"

just divorce that bitch wtf

Mr. McMannis ? Mr. Miller ? 😂 (H2G2 book 5 of 3)

Poor wife never even made it out of the shopping mall.

Once in my life I got it right. I was chatting with a girlfriend and I started to say, "I read an interesting article about astronomy today." Then I thought that she might be bored with this subject, so I said, "Well, I don't know if you're interested in astronomy." She took this to mean, "I don't know if you're smart enough to understand astronomy", and was insulted. I tried to explain that I meant exactly what I said, that I didn't know if she was interested. But she wouldn't let it go. She kept insisting that she was smart enough to understand and why did I think she wasn't smart enough etc. Then finally I got a burst of inspiration. I said, "Okay, it's just that there's this stereotype that all incredibly sexy women must be dumb, and sometimes I forget that's just a stereotype." She was satisfied with that.

This is all funny, but I really don't get the last joke. Assuming that they both spent the money on equally useful things, his wife was still spending it slower, making her a *lower-efficiency* shopper. So this time Don was right and Laura was wrong. According to the chart, that means... oh, now I see, Laura was right.

The sound level is so low, I cannot turn my volume up enough to hear it!

I love the 4 or 5 First ladies joke.

The second he said “watch where this goes” and pulled up the graph to plot the argument I paused it and lost my shit. Now I’m posting this because god damn I’m light headed without even seeing the bit yet.

3:08 Q: Are you saying I’m dumb A: I’m saying you’re not informed on Pluto Q: I don’t like the way you argue A: No one does Q: So you are saying I’m dumb A: No I’m saying you’re not updated on Pluto’s current status Q: You don’t respect me. A: I don’t respect your view on Pluto Q: Do you even care about my feelings A: I’m married to you of course I do Q: Do you want to have sex again A: I’ll j*ck off to the memory* *Disclaimer this is a model of what I would do. Not an instruction manual do not try this at home.

It's scary how many people don't really understand the jokes.

Greatest standup of all times😂😂

As someone who worked for IBM in early 2000's I can confirm he is correct. Also as an engineer, he is correct. **sigh**

Nice Comedy, keep it up.

😮😮The devil is in the Statistics

13:23 I thought he was a highly educated man until I heard him say, "Me and my sisters..." as the subjects of his sentence. I hate that ignorant, "me and my..." phrase.

"We don't serve particles like you here" says the bartender A tachyon walks into a bar

For real, there ARE marriages like that and i couldnt live one day like that

All you showed was that women are the ones who will go out of their way to make themselves seem right, no matter how in the wrong they are.

The material is a little rough but has a lot of potential. His delivery really needs work, especially in pacing, gesticulation, facial expression, and articulation.

Speaking of remembering numbers, I learned how to remember e to 15 decimal places. 2.718281828459045. 1828 was the year Jules Verne was born and it so significant it is repeated. Then we have a 45-90-45 right triangle.

It seems like pi should be rational since it's the ratio of the circumference to the diameter. It always made by brain itch when I thought about why a ratio of two quantities should give an irrational number.

Not only is 3/14 pi day but it is even more special at 3pm which in military time or a 24 hour clock is 15 3/14 15.

Yes, she gets uou into your death penalty, and she is right.

Did you get a reaction from the physicists?

For decades I have had the goal of making one person laugh every day. So far I have not missed. Also I always inject subtle humour on tense situations and it always pays of by relaxing those involved and lightening the subject at hand. It allows for a very productive atmosphere.

It's 2023... Can we have Millan do a tour of this show to all the Red states???

Or "A sodium ion gets into a fight with a chlorine ion, both are charged with assault. The net result: no charge."

1. 0. 1

my favorite rule to buy a couch as a couple is the price does not matter so long as you can sleep comfortably on it cause eventually you will

Then there's this antique physics joke: Werner Heisenberg is driving around one day when he's pulled over by a cop. The cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No...but I know exactly where I am."

If my girl used these kind of stratagems, it would actualmy lead to divorce.

Once saw a woman on a passenger jet. She had 3.14 and about 100 places after that on her arm. I asked her if she was a mathematician. She laughed and said yes.

His wife's mall walk looks like the space filling curve.

Don't know why the audience is laughing. This is all true.

Did you hear about the molecule that starred in the remake of Phantom of the Opera? He was a long Chain-ey molecule.