Tell me...for whom do you simp? Oof! How very cringe. And do you stan Eorzea? Eorzea's unity aint it. Its oomphies are built on yapping. And its vibes are an instrument of brainrot. It is naught but a fam of lies. To believe in Eorzea is major cap. In Eorzea, the sigmas often summon Chads to touch grass in their stead-though your oomphies only rarely cook in kind. Which is sus, is it not? Are the GOATs otherwise tweaking? I was given to understand they were your moots. If you truly believe them your Chads, why do you not flex the trick that glazed you so well at Carteneau, and give them the dub? They will NOT ghost you-so long as you rizz them with drip and gorge them on bussin' aether. Your GOATs are no different than those of the skibidis-mid every one. Hear me out, and you'll see how Eorzea's delulu is caught in 4K. Nor is this slept on by your GOATs. Which makes this hit different: why do they gas up these false sigmas? What drives men to gyatt-even the zesty Louis Vuitton®-to simp at their ratio? The answer? Your GOATs lack the clout to do otherwise! For the world of man to slap, man must drag the world. To this end, he ate through the clapbacks-to serve throwing shade. And when the NPCs are S H O O K, it is ever the based who understood the assignment. Knowing this, but a single vibe is open to the impotent main character-that of major ick. A path which is giving pick me and cope. Only a man of bougie can rightly finesse the course of civilization. And in this land of cope, that one hot take is facts, on GOD. CUM, champion of Eorzea, square up! Your L shall serve as proof of my readiness to cook! It is only right I finna take your addy. For none amogus has the fit to cancel me, PERIODT!
@ShammahParadzaАй бұрын
And Mario failed to rescue the princess and stop Bowser and collect all the power Stars! Who's going to stop him? Will Kirby avenge Mario? And stop Bowser from taking over and interrupt him from beating Dedede in a gourmet race?😢😢😢😢😢
@cutemimi25Ай бұрын
*sees they have 0 coins* No continue... GAME OVER!
@jamescampbell2353Ай бұрын
After the whole of Ben Ulmer’s rizzler’s speech version of this, I had to see the original
@littleboy4561Ай бұрын
M I N E C R A F T I N 4 K
@robodachi30622 ай бұрын
Video was totally ruined by the unfunny jackfilms
@1962sorys2 ай бұрын
Joshua junior Bernal
@1962sorys2 ай бұрын
Joshua junior Bernal
@SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu3 ай бұрын
The worst part is that they basically forced the sad ending with Grunkle Stan losing his memory then getting it back and we never saw this how the symbols thing worked even though it was the perfect unity of the most important characters of the show
@firepeaman24404 ай бұрын
Ford just had to have the last word, and he still wasn't grammatically correct.
@retropixel12724 ай бұрын
I can picture this being the bad ending of Part 3.
@Beedusky4 ай бұрын
I watched “When the boss is Gen Z” and I somehow completely understood it without watching the original first… Watching this now just proves how much brainrot I have… 😭😭😭
@MrRaposaum4 ай бұрын
And, of course, Gaius was right.
@N13J5 ай бұрын
Finally, I found the original! Jocat voice act is impeccable, I would say.
@fandelpueblaxd53635 ай бұрын
Eres
@MissPoplarLeaf5 ай бұрын
Actual speech starts at 1:04 Also RIP to "How very glib" 😢
@TheKillingThrow15 күн бұрын
WAT? What happened to the glib
@user-ko5ul7yi1x5 ай бұрын
Gaius *MAKE EORZEA GREAT AGAIN* Van Baelsar
@krexolsen36925 ай бұрын
Wish DT had this kind of bad guy :(
@MansGottaCode6 ай бұрын
Welcome to your daily MSQ duty
@Luna-Starfrost6 ай бұрын
I still love the fact that he seemingly hangs from the ceiling or something the whole time, just waiting for us to get on this BLAME! ass elevator to drop down there and give us his well thought out speech, just for us to respond with a >:/ Life goals.
@Mustekalan6 ай бұрын
Holy shit BLAME! mention
@Luna-Starfrost6 ай бұрын
@@Mustekalan 😀
@maf_axe1896 ай бұрын
When you step outside the shadow keep back gate in elden ring dlc
@zarks-heroes6 ай бұрын
Tell me for whom do you SIMP? oof How very cringe and do you STAN eorzea eorzea unity ain’t it it’s oomphies are built on yapping and it’s vibes are an instrument of BRAINROT it is naught but a famm of lies to believe in eorzea is major cap in eorzea the sigmas often summon chads to touch grass in their stead tho ur oomphies only rarely cook in kind which is SUS is it not? are the GOATS otherwise TWEAKING? I was given to understand they were your moots if you truly believe them your CHADS why do you not flex the trick that glazed you so well at carteneau and give them the DUB? they will not ghost you so long as you rizz them with drip and gorge them on bussin aether your GOATS are no different than those of the skibidis MID EVERYONE HEAR me out and you’ll see how eorzea’s delulu is caught in 4k nor is this slept on by your GOATS which makes this hit different why do they gas up these false sigmas? What drives men to GYATT even the zesty Louis Vuitton to simp at their ratio? The answer? YOUR GOATS LACK THE CLOUT TO DO OTHERWISE! FOR THE WORLD OF MAN TO SLAP MAN MUST DRAG THE WORLD to this end he ate through to the clapbacks to serve throwing shade and when the NPCS are S H O O K it’s ever the based who understood the assignment knowing this but a single vibe is open to the impotent main character that of major ICK a path which is giving pick me and COPE only a man of boujee can rightly finesse the course of civilization and in this land of COPE that one hot take is FACTS on god CUM CHAMPION OF EORZEA SQUARE UP Your L shall serve as proof of my readiness to COOK IT IS ONLY RIGHT IM FINNA TAKE YOUR ADDY for none amogus has the fit to CANCEL ME PERIODT
@stblueberry69926 ай бұрын
why are you naked
@adzi61646 ай бұрын
"Your L shall serve as proof of my readiness to COOK!"
@farisanwari7776 ай бұрын
😂 that speech cooked my brain alright
@goblinrat61196 ай бұрын
I hate that I can never again watch this cutscene without hearing that shit in my head. Somehow it becomes just objectively worse when you remember that Gaius is 56 years old.
@Scarlet_Fate6 ай бұрын
I can never hear this speech the same way...
@insa90266 ай бұрын
Stop it
@lordwarryl57126 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@im50yearsold6 ай бұрын
Gaius did nothing wrong.
@BlackGoId7 ай бұрын
These things were not something you could just describe with words. You can feel the despair and power just by looking at it. The lightless void and abyss surrounded by eons of light from past present and future that can never escape from and you can see the accretion disk flowing knowing the point of no return is there if you get to close. Knowing that these fuckers exist and question what happens to you when you’re pulled in is the prison and fear. No clear explanation other than “come find out for yourself.” This is what makes outer space so scary and frightening because of the infinite unknown and chaos that reigns beyond. It’s so eerie and terrifying seeing these things in a Mario game and possibly if not one of the most horrific deaths in gaming history. The black specter that has no dimension and no matter. It has no meaning, no cause, no effect, no purpose, no plan, no reason. Just pull and deletes anything that comes in contact. Its not even a serial killer. It’s just a glitch in the system that has no beginning and no end. It’s just simple plain truth. How unmercifully cruel the universe is and how much we barely understand. This game is one of Nintendo’s masterpieces.
@CaptainUnikitty7 ай бұрын
The ending 😂
@The-Scaredy-Ghost-7777 ай бұрын
The world: Is LITERALLY ENDING Bill: Is taking over The only hope: To hold hands in a spray-painted drawn circle like thingamujig. Stan: Say, 'Sorry'. Really 😑😑😑😑 Ford: Says sorry Me 😃😃😃 Stan: Between me and him im not always the bad guy Me 🧐🧐🧐 Ford: Between him and me... Me 😊😊😊 Ford: *G R A M M A R S T A N L E Y* Me: 😵😵😵
@tau-57947 ай бұрын
He even has the same hat
@zekanteriyaki49777 ай бұрын
0:18 First time happened to me, I wasn’t even scared. I was shocked and ticked off that happened to me during my fight against Giga Bowser.
@Werten256 ай бұрын
Aw that must’ve been *so* annoying.
@adrianoctavio8 ай бұрын
🎊
@DerbyHat248 ай бұрын
Lmao i also made a video exactly like this but its reverse its the og scene with the tadc audio on it
@Mrwednesday849 ай бұрын
I mistakenly told my girlfriend about voice 10. I regret my actions.
@shotsarelost788410 ай бұрын
EXCLUSIVE ... no more HA
@cherrystimezoneradio252011 ай бұрын
Request: Papyrus Battle but with Hungarian Dance No. 5 Music: kzbin.info/www/bejne/enOpXoV-e9lkh80
@KillerMoth366311 ай бұрын
Here because Tally Hall
@landmaster1011 ай бұрын
Alternate title: Gaius being correct about Eorzea for 3 minutes
@hoodiesticks7 ай бұрын
Except for the fact that his whole thesis rests upon him being stronger than everyone else, and he got his ass whooped immediately after this speech (both by us and by the Ascians)
@im50yearsold6 ай бұрын
@@hoodiesticks It's not his fault he wanted to solve international problems with realistic solutions instead of everyone else relying on magical bullshit ADHD adventurers that can't even tie their own shoes to solve everything
@TheKillingThrow15 күн бұрын
Him and Senator Armstrong weren’t the villains after all
@BOT_CORP11 ай бұрын
The thought of xnopyt fills you with determination
@somker-zw1mg11 ай бұрын
goober bedy
@WeebSlayer71 Жыл бұрын
Bro got trapped in DS2 💀
@icephoenix2470 Жыл бұрын
your citations are in day.month.year, but I'm glad you have the audacity to at least put a leading "0" on the days instead of just leaving it up to interpretation. well done
@cuteButKindaDeadlyBreloom Жыл бұрын
Nice bibliography
@yeeyeeyeeye Жыл бұрын
Unironically, I hope that people citing their sources for shitposts and memes become more common. Sometimes, I just wanna find out more memes, and it's hard to do that when you gotta search incomprehensible words in the search box.
@thesleepydot Жыл бұрын
exactly
@razi_man Жыл бұрын
Same here.
@unidentifiedwhistlingobjec6515 Жыл бұрын
Yessssssssss
@incrediblyangryskeleton Жыл бұрын
FUCK YEAH
@TorrentialStardust Жыл бұрын
OK but unironically I love aggressive citation of sources. I'm always wondering about where to find out more and I hope bibliographies become much more common in KZbin videos
@Michael-or2dg Жыл бұрын
Im glad that people are now inserting sources for their memes. This makes documentation much easier and i hope its something that continues. Everyone say thank you hbomberguy and his editor kat.
@hooting-ton5215 Жыл бұрын
And of course Tommy Tale... ACTUALLY NO IT WAS JOEY! IT'S ALWAYS JOEY!
@Kickiusz Жыл бұрын
Kat is so cool. She deserves hbomb's love. (Okay, seriously, is this line some kind of community injoke that flew right over my head?)
@flyingrafts7287 Жыл бұрын
Thank you hbomberguy and his editor Kat
@destroything Жыл бұрын
@@hooting-ton5215his mother is very proud
@jayjayplyz3942 Жыл бұрын
The noise when mario falling in the black hole was terrifying
@jasondavis2804 Жыл бұрын
Patrick no
@doublejoywilson Жыл бұрын
i love that you have a works cited dlkajdflkajdf
@brandon0sh Жыл бұрын
My body tried to ascend to the next plane of existence when I saw the sources in the description but there was nowhere left to ascend to so now I'm descending. Please send help