this is fuckin dumb

“What is a Sith Lord?” “I’ll explain later”

I need to hear him say: "I will take your weapon. It will make a fine addition to my collection."

Would Peacemaker help the Viltrum Empire annex and conquer Earth? After all, his goal is all about keeping the peace no matter what. The Viltrumites would have zero tolerance for infighting among their subjects. That's an effective kind of peace!

Old Kratos: Your love for Bi-han is commendable but your devotion has made you blind Sektor: What do you know about devotion, Kratos?

Didn’t anyone notice that kenshi closes his eyes when he wears glasses?

Sektor had the chillest response with kenshi making me think sektor and kenshi are neutral lol

I love the way he says “SHUT! UP!” 😂😂

Based reiko

This dude is making people that are enemies of each other want to take him out.

wtf is this game

"Let me-" "Speak? Absolutely not."

Now we need a mortal Kombat reference in the show

Reiko had the sickest burn

Reiko is asking the real questions

That’s not Joker that’s Jester

“Water is Chaos” is arguably the coldest line here.

Noob: How are you blind to the benefits of Chaos? Old Kratos: I've seen it firsthand more than you do boy.

"The Umgani would be the first to fall." Hard line

Listening an 18 years old wokesplain the world to everyone else is truly insufferable.

Wow, this sucks.

Waller plants bombs in the head of people to push into illegal operations to cover her own ass… what moral conniptions.

full misunderstanding of situation, ungratefulness and just being bossy and annoying, oh yeah it's DEI slop alright

That's the Joker, baby!

I cannot wait to Ghostface and omni man intros

Got to be honest I don’t like this deadshot

"can I please just finish a...." Noob: "Sentence? Not likely."

"the tourist yaps about his daughter joining the suicide squad"

Most ungrateful kid ever

That’s not cyrax

I love the star wars reference 😂

Johnny’s damn ego always makes him fumble someone even slightly interested. 😂

That’s Chris motionless

Straight Outta Latveria isn't gonna like the Kitana intro

Ngl, Kung Lao made a point

If that's Mockery your dead mannn😂

Who came up with her getup, concord devs?

the first one wasn't him interrupting

Low-key hope we see Noob fight Ermac and Shao in the next game. Those will be some intense fights

Ermac:" Be gone, son of anarchy!" Kurt Sutter:(Pops up from out of nowhere)"Wait. Say that again."

"What is a Sith lord?" I find your lack of faith disturbing

“Don’t run that’s too easy” “Shiiet I can teleport” 💀

Sektor doesn't want to die but she will. 😂😂😂

Sento could wipe out most of The Lin Kuie on it's own.

In the french version Johny talk about dark vador and noob Said he dont get the réf

He basically finished their sentence in his own way

That was not my plan.when she says that,she looks smiling.

She's so soft and sweet with her voice and feminine with ther mannerisms. Theyve mustve used a real life African woman to get these subtle nuances down pact.

If she’s “boring him” why would he laugh? That doesn’t make sense. And that “die today” line…was that written by a third grader? My god.

Some of those lines would be perfect for Beetlejuice vs Omni man