I was hoping someone would relate to this, so I didn’t know I was going crazy! Thank you!
@nyrman2 ай бұрын
@markadebonis yeah man, I'm the producer 🤣
@BloodyBamPot5 ай бұрын
Show director at 5:02 …”aaaand cut to the Chinese looking woman! Now! Now! Now!”
@davidkovalchuk91775 ай бұрын
And everyone forgets you afterwards aswell atleast at the Olympics you represent your country to millions over millions of people on America's got talent you get a little fame and lose it and like 5 million people see you do it and 99.9 percent forget about you
@Zalic237 ай бұрын
Yeah i definitely cleaned those at least every other day at the bowling alley i worked at.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Happy to know someone does!
@dumduq7 ай бұрын
This is a stolen joke
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
I have been doing this joke for a long time. Close to 10 years - just getting views on it now
@dumduq7 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis then Chad Daniels owes you money bub.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
It was Chad Daniel’s you heard this from? That’s for sure interesting. Thanks for letting me know, I will check out his joke
@dumduq7 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis Chad Daniels "mixed reviews" I swear its almost exactly the same. Even the finger food stuff
@dumduq7 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGLOh6Vpr9Ctbacsi=Cw8FBrPczk-G_79K 24 minute mark
@PerfectSaga7 ай бұрын
I remember when my friends and I used to go to the alley and finger all three holes. We never went bowling, though. Probably would have been a good time.
@darrenseaman14327 ай бұрын
Never going bowling again
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Good!
@VocalQiVr7 ай бұрын
My germaphobic self as soon as he said no one was cleaning it i had a anime flashback with blue bird playing 😭 eww
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yes. I’m sorry lol
@tallyjaxval7 ай бұрын
This is just not true.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Totally is
@scottydog13137 ай бұрын
He's obviously never heard of candle pin. A candle pin bowling ball is much smaller and has no finger holes. A friend of mine's dad owned and operated a bowling alley. We'd go bowling all the time. I'd see them cleaning the balls every day, and this was back in the 70s and 80s.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Also in Canada there is 5 pin
@LordAlucard227 ай бұрын
Pinsetter mechanic here, we absolutely clean the finger holes for every house ball twice a week. Most alleys do this just in case, as sometimes the balls may have a chance of cutting your finger, and we would want the chance of infection to be as low as possible.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Good to know you do!
@chasepalagi76757 ай бұрын
True, but when is the last time you think they cleaned that Mic you are voluntarily sticking in your face?
@shilohwehrmacht29477 ай бұрын
Look at that mic again ain't no way a cheap ass club owner bought that mic most comedians bring their own mic's when performing
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Mic is for sure a known gross thing. Trying and stay 6 feet from it
@chasepalagi76757 ай бұрын
@@shilohwehrmacht2947 I'd bet it belongs to the club.
@chasepalagi76757 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis touchè!
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
For sure it does!
@elijsha95097 ай бұрын
One hand for bowling the other for food I’ve already had it figured out sense the second time I went bowling lol
@lukemaunder48397 ай бұрын
some people make the hardest things seem so simple... you're going to change the world with this.
@elijsha95097 ай бұрын
@@lukemaunder4839 lmao that was funny , thanks for the laugh 😆
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Good plan!
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
I’m not here to ruin it. Just create awareness
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Good!
@CaseyBlake-n8o7 ай бұрын
Omg!!! I know exactly what you're saying and I get made fun of all the time!! I will Leave the pool as if there were a shark for God's sake....😂😂😂
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yeah. Totally hard to deal with mentally!
@Kwijiboi7 ай бұрын
Bottom guy is a dumbass. People can like what they like. Why you shaming somwone and othering them for mint chocolate chip? Lmfao
@floatinggoose91977 ай бұрын
Mint chocolate is the cigarette of the chocolate world 😅
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
It’s a classic!
@simplecharles52967 ай бұрын
Mall rat, innit?
@MichaelDavis-yx8xp7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@SilentDeathPotato7 ай бұрын
Are both of these comments bots? Wtf lol
@dezareesieben73427 ай бұрын
No! I was the first one to comment, idk why that person copied mine exactly
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
I was wondering the same thing
@bradyward21777 ай бұрын
My guy is playing the long game with his jokes 😅
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Planting joke seeds to grow over time
@dezareesieben73427 ай бұрын
My guy is playing the long game with his jokes 😅
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
All about the slow burn!
@StickEm.z7 ай бұрын
bro is getting ragged for this one.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Time to go off the grid!
@StickEm.z7 ай бұрын
I don't know. He's live streaming how to be off the grid, so people who aren't on a live stream can be off the grid.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yeah it got deeper than I expected!
@Robertas9197 ай бұрын
boy you are not the brightest star in the sky...
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
On or off the grid
@CountryGuyLiving7 ай бұрын
Dont quit you day job.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
This is my day job! The show was at 1pm
@arthurcheeseman90957 ай бұрын
Off grid is to not be dependant on your national services such as power, for example, supplying your own... Edit-the fact his face is on internet which is on grid is the argument which makes total sense too, may just be down to opinion idk
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
That is a loose definition for something that means living with no power in all aspects of life
@arthurcheeseman90957 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis no it isn't. In the UK you have the NATIONAL GRID , that's where the term comes from
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
I think we got to the bottom of the internet is “on the grid”
@arthurcheeseman90957 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis 'the internet' being what you watch it on? Or what its uploaded from? Its uploaded from his personal power supply off grid
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
That is good to know!
@arthurcheeseman90957 ай бұрын
'the grid' isnt power... Its commection to the national supply of power. He isnt connected to the grid broski... Edit:- but his love streams get uploaded to the grid
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yes, so the internet is connected… so live streaming is “on the grid”
@arthurcheeseman90957 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis I see, if you include internet, which I can understand I guess, I can't argue
@arthurcheeseman90957 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis the guy I'm talking about - Nate Patrolski (I think) has solar so his power is OFF grid
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yes, this is what I mean
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
This is about live streaming
@creeth1107 ай бұрын
The grid has nothing to do with wifi. If he's making his own power in this situation, its off the grid.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
To me it still seems if you are using wifi you are connect to “a grid” so it’s hard to believe you are fully “off the grid”
@creeth1107 ай бұрын
@markadebonis your opinion doesn't change your joke from being objectively wrong.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
But I don’t think it is - you can’t be on the internet and be off the grid. Makes no sense
@njm56427 ай бұрын
@@creeth110a joke is not supposed to be objectively correct, in fact most jokes aren’t lol comedy is probably not your thing
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
It isn’t for everyone for sure, just like the grid
@OP-er3pv7 ай бұрын
Generally, the grid refers to power,water, and sewage grid.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yes, and you need power to charge your phone to be live streaming
@blakake7 ай бұрын
@markadebonis they're typically using solar power, so they don't pay to the "grid"
@christopherw45277 ай бұрын
@@blakake Yes you do. The solar panels are made with the "grid".
@lark237 ай бұрын
@@christopherw4527having solar panels doesn’t mean your on the “grid” just because they were made with things on the “grid” doesn’t mean they are on the grid themselves
@christopherw45277 ай бұрын
@@lark23 Couldn't do your clique like lifestyle without the grid to make it possible.
@samanthapayne777 ай бұрын
U know it's possible cuz when u call 911 it starts recording before it even starts ringing while ur dialing.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
That’s actually pretty crazy
@chrisliveinyourroom8 ай бұрын
Mark: I don't know what a setter is... Dog Lady: Picture an Irish setter... Mark:...........
@markadebonis8 ай бұрын
It honestly was mind boggling! And it’s not even the whole clip
@alfredhaynes86778 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He is Funny As Hell...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@markadebonis8 ай бұрын
🥸
@1337lll9 ай бұрын
Wow, almost like how binary is????? Crazyyyyyyyyyy
@markadebonis8 ай бұрын
Yes! In the whole clip we get into how binary is the answer!
@tron3entertainment9 ай бұрын
That's it. I'm going back to Roman Numerals.
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Same difference
@aaronfaulkner27329 ай бұрын
That weed hit him hard.
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
The weird thing is, I’m not wrong
@aaronfaulkner27329 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis Yes, but that fact that it took this long in life to realize this opens up possibilities of being wrong on so many other levels is astounding.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Yes for sure, math!
@sophiiniko9 ай бұрын
How high is he?
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Next levek
@maddinnix78589 ай бұрын
*Americans understanding the basics of math at 35*
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Didn’t say I was wrong
@maddinnix78589 ай бұрын
@markadebonis Well because you are completely right, it just boggles my mind that the school system has failed Americans for centuries lol.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
I know it’s a crazy system out here
@tupoa3609 ай бұрын
it is not shorthand it is symbolic.
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Yeah, but still 3 is just 1 1 1
@mustangnawt19 ай бұрын
Showerthoughts man
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Very true
@Necromorphicon9 ай бұрын
Not sure if this is satire or if the average person is this simple
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
It’s so complicated that it seems simple
@willperez34699 ай бұрын
Clare!!! Oh BOYYYY😂😂😂😂😂
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Doesn’t know what she got herself into!
@caff--9 ай бұрын
if the moon stopped then.. well then we'd just have to wait slightly longer for the sun to move...
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
Unless it all stopped
@phill75079 ай бұрын
Happens numerous times around the globe a year. Just because it happens to land in North America again in the last 7 years doesn’t mean shit
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
But imagine
@phill75079 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis imagine what? I don’t live in a fantasy world sorry. Cosplay isn’t one of my hobbies either.
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Is it happening right now!!
@susancioban-dwyer256910 ай бұрын
The photographer was Joel Brodsky.
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
That’s good to know, thank you
@romerider100011 ай бұрын
Whoooooooooo cares 🦉
@markadebonis9 ай бұрын
🦉🦉🦉
@korinogaro11 ай бұрын
"why though" Because it reflects physical world. Imagine what would happen with a roll of paper on a stick. And you turn the roll with your finger moving down or up. Coding real life expectations into apps is what makes using them better.
@markadebonis11 ай бұрын
It will just always seem unnatural maybe cause it’s not on the screen
@korinogaro11 ай бұрын
@@markadebonis but does it seem unnatural? Is it always making you stop for a second? Or do you start to think it is weird only when you actually focus on it for some reason? Do you always need to think 1st which way to move to get behaviour you desire? Or do you do it without thinking?
@markadebonis7 ай бұрын
Scrolling is weird for sure!
@Katy9047511 ай бұрын
There's sometimes a thing at the side that you can use to scroll up and down the other way.
@markadebonis11 ай бұрын
I for sure change it
@MrDavidMoyer11 ай бұрын
Next time you scroll, click your middle mouse button first. Now drag your mouse around to the top or bottom of the screen, watch what it does.
@markadebonis11 ай бұрын
I will be mentally prepared for whatever happens
@PuffinSmurf11 ай бұрын
It’s the same for our phone… why is it a big deal…
@markadebonis11 ай бұрын
It’s the biggest deal cause no one can explain why!