Him describing how Michael Jackson just wanted to flex on kids is hilarious and sounds more likely to be true than him being an abuser. He lost his child hood, he was forced to be a performer since the age of 4, now that he was an "adult" and finally "in charge" of his life he did and bought all the things a child would want.
@FadingVitals14 сағат бұрын
He sounds exhausted. And bitter. This wasn’t the funny Dave in a good mood! He has a dark voice, sounds sad. And his jokes aren’t witty anymore! Just crying, simple jokes, and annoying to me. Sad to watch!
@XAirForcedotcom19 сағат бұрын
You mix the names of Dave because it was Timmy who wanted to become the president of the United States in 2020 but both political parties cheated him out of it even though he told the world about COVID-19 five weeks ahead of the government doing anything substantial. Timmy was the president and it wasn’t Joe Biden because Timmy did the right thing when no one else would. Lol
@XAirForcedotcom19 сағат бұрын
Then Timmy told the United Nations what happened and they wouldn’t say anything either, so Timmy promoted himself to a Starfleet admiral above all of the politicians in the world. He told them to unify and take care of people and the environment or die at their own hands. Timmy knows in his mind what AI could do and tried to protect the entire world.
@XAirForcedotcom19 сағат бұрын
18 months prior to that I had quit using heroin after spending two years addicted because I was going to prove to the call girl that I met and found out she was addicted that you could start and stop. I got her into treatment, but then she walked away and I had to quit on my own. I was evicted from the house I was living in illegally right after I quit so I was living in a hotel and still am. Can you dream that big under that much pressure?
@XAirForcedotcom19 сағат бұрын
I just told the United Nations that I resigned as of today from being president since the American public wanted to vote a felon into office. I can’t do everything by myself so now it’s the rest of your turns to carry on that dream if you wanna be safe. You have to write a universal constitution to take into account all wide forms to include those we have not met yet and artificial intelligence, and then unify to save people and the environment and that is the quickest way to bring the entire world back in line so that it is safe. Nothing else in this world makes more sense than doing that.
@XAirForcedotcom19 сағат бұрын
30,000 skilled technicians built the pyramid of Giza in 20 years so think about what 8 billion people could do working together towards our goals. There is nothing that we could not accomplish working together.
@WestPat2319 сағат бұрын
Do you think his comedy is painful to him? Even though people laugh, there is a measure of pain in almost everything he says. It seems like he sees the world in a way the rest of us miss, and he is said that we can’t see what he sees.
@blazeweaver7467Күн бұрын
Am I really watching a Chinese woman teach me mandarin after a Chappelle joke about a Chinese woman?!
@Cinepobrefilmfestival2 күн бұрын
que Pedo güey
@larryturfus58973 күн бұрын
Please tell me why ho looks so different from his early content??? Dolly the sheep was cloned back in the 90's...
@alexd543213 күн бұрын
The GOAT
@proman45924 күн бұрын
Great show, strange ending.
@robertdunn15454 күн бұрын
Unsubscribe ----->
@carolehoffman59005 күн бұрын
Who cares if it isn't from 2024 Dave Chappelle is classic and timeless
@bbokern5 күн бұрын
Stop trying to profit from this man's art. You're a piece of shit.
@mikehowe27688 күн бұрын
I grew up poor but never cold because we heated with wood and it was always hot as hell and poor
@mcartxca19908 күн бұрын
Click bait. He should sue
@jekeiedwards55869 күн бұрын
I was watching a Dave Chappelle stand up mix and ended it watching an Asian woman coloring at 1 hour 7 minutes.
@rositageorge84243 күн бұрын
Continue what you are to be! God Bless You Always+
@Angel-f1b2y9 күн бұрын
My nigga you are the truest and realest of them all . Your truth is real and needs to be heard even if people think it’s propaganda or not politically correct . You have been from the bottom To the top and k ow what’s important and it’s not fame or money but love and respect and loyalty. Be like Dave he is my Angel bird of love today and is beautiful inside and out ❤
@Pronitroboom10 күн бұрын
Dude is awesome
@Martin415-o8j11 күн бұрын
Dave chappelle greatest comeback ever
@o.g.geezer705811 күн бұрын
It’s not him!
@carlsmith476712 күн бұрын
if it doesn't say bill burr next to the thumb nail it's just someone trying to make money off bill.
@Rickdiculous41313 күн бұрын
Bitch asses. On my mother. Lol sounds a little fukkkked but you know what I mean
@meierb7513 күн бұрын
6:56 My god. Back in the day when I used to go to the clubs in DC, I used to get bottles of Moët. You could get a beer for $8. A mix drink for $14. No one would look at or you or care. But once I found that mark ups on Champagne were just a tiny fraction, I started having them serve me up. I would have a team bring out these silver bucket/stands filled with ice, present me the bottle, open it, place a fine towel around it and sat it in the ice. I’d have 5-8 bitches come up to me and started rocking it. The price for a bottle was $48-$60 at the most. Damn I felt like a pimp.
@Becky_Cal14 күн бұрын
“These are the muthafuggahs that killed Denzel Washington in Training Day.” 🤣🤣🤣
@thenibnetwork463814 күн бұрын
I watched to the end. Greetings from Hershey PA, USA! Thanks for posting! Nice job coloring 😊
@Roderica-o3w14 күн бұрын
Dave Chappelle you is the Best I Love you.
@sonnyg96014 күн бұрын
WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON AT 1:07:03?!?!?!? And why is absolutely no one addressing this in the comments???
@sonnyg96014 күн бұрын
WHAT IS THIS?!?!
@droskifullcircle15 күн бұрын
Chappelle Flipped Patrice Oneal's joke witht the 25k is like having a pussy on u all the time
@C.R.515 күн бұрын
Damn Dave, you really taught me something... Society pimps us out then beats us down until we feel forced to be grateful for them "rescuing us" all the while they are just running a game on us...thank you my brother!!! And you are SOOO right about Collen Kaepernick
@johalmag330416 күн бұрын
Naw man you don't want to be claiming no will smith shit. He's a bitch for slapping Chris Rock & a straight up bitch for taking it up the ass at diddys. aka PUFFSTEEN! Will smith is a closet Dreamer you don't want to be dreaming in tge same hood as ol will and nozi X cause you be waking up with lipstic on. No no no Dave you definatly don't want to be claiming no will smith shit.
@patdoe468716 күн бұрын
How did this not start with “when I was 22 years old I got involved with the Russian Mafia”?
@joshroddey732017 күн бұрын
Just say no to Hollywood
@Dewon6964 күн бұрын
nah ima do my own thing
@ElvisRosario0017 күн бұрын
CHAPELLE IS TELLING US HE CANT BE THE HERO AND SAY STUFF STRAIGHT UP BECAUSE THEY WILL KILL HIM SO HE JUST LIVES HIS COMEDIAN DREAM WHILE OBSERVING TELLING THE HOLLYWOOD STORY LONG FORMAT ESSENTIALLY A INVISIBLE HERO. CHAPPELLE SAYS THE OLD MAN/TIMMY WHO IS A G3W , SEES CHAPPELLE TALENTS AND BRINGS HIM TO HOLLYWOOD TAKES HIS WEEWEE OUT AT THE FIRST MEETING AND MASTURBATES THEY PUT IT ON NY TIMES CONTROLLED BY G3Ws, THEN THEY PORTRAY AS A CRACKHEAD.. it’s a lot to write just wake up this is not a comedian special. THEY RAPED HIMM THOSE SCUICIDES AND ASSASSINATIONS HE TALKS ABOUT RHEN IMMEDIATELY OULLS OUT A DEATH STICK IS HIM CALLING FOR HELPP!!
@Snceday118 күн бұрын
Dave is the best comedian ever
@LocalGems-g1h3 күн бұрын
Hmmm or Chris Distefano
@doittoday118 күн бұрын
A humble and visionary poet
@TheKapplegate18 күн бұрын
Damn. So good.
@joemiranda872519 күн бұрын
Corny! Every test shouldn't be cast ! Love Dave Chappelle! Clearly a comic has a unique mindset! Thinking but some of this shit is over the top and doesn't mesh with other topics! People laughing for what? Because it's dave? He bombing period!
@CruzControll19 күн бұрын
Love how he jokes then everyone goes quiet as he teaches us then back to laughing
@unclebanana20 күн бұрын
36:14
@Nakkokakum.europeenjiggalo21 күн бұрын
Haha, Dave is a legend. I missed him so much.
@sinjara22 күн бұрын
15:00 Part 2 starts
@schrapnellcotton341322 күн бұрын
So gosh I wonder if the lying producers were 'white'?
@curt500322 күн бұрын
Where is the comedy your just telling shit like it is its not funny.. you used to be hilarious
@mr.eastwest196522 күн бұрын
Man I didn't appreciate this the first time I saw this, but wow. "That's why gay people are so mean" had me LOLing And then the comparison to will Smith and Chris rock was so profound.
@High-Overlord-Snarffie-Pug23 күн бұрын
horrific stuff
@AHPUROshankarMALDITO23 күн бұрын
The ending lol
@byrdhemenway36923 күн бұрын
Dave for president
@papajay11123 күн бұрын
Russian Mob??? But they're all UKRAINIANS!!! True,, they all speak Russian and LOOK LIKE Russians,,, but Ukrainians just don't have the same "FEAR FACTOR"!!! AND the American audience don't even know where Ukraine is,,,,, SO we gonna call them scary RUSSIANS!!! Much bigger impact!!! BUT A TOTAL LIE!!!! Even Dave don't know!
@bublikoff300424 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Brandon-iy4li24 күн бұрын
I'm just a girl.... I'm gonna go play jump rope 🤣🤣🤣🤣