The man’s not wrong. Perception is reality

"Know your audience." Those recruiters nailed it. I would love to see the other tapes.

As much as I love this movie, this is the most unrealistic scene for one primary reason: WOMEN DONT ACCEPT IT WHEN YOU MAKE A EXCELLENT POINT. Instead they often refuse to accept said point by acting as if you never said it at all, changing the subject, or the ever-classic "whatever" dismissal...

USA recruiting tactics as usual 😂

Funny minus the ghetto title

"Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before Zero Hour, it didn't pay to take chances."

That wicked witch did a great voice! I always thought she was hysterical.

Everyone has run into someone like this once in their lifetime!

00:13 that kid was a young Brick Tamland.

That kid wasn’t an actor he was some actual weirdo

That boy always creeped me out. If I ever was in line for Santa at the mall with someone like him, just like Ralphie, I'd be pretty freaked out, too.

"I like the wizard of OZZZZ" "Yeah" "I like the tin man"

I wonder what the "homosexual" tape was like. This was before "Don't Ask Don't Tell" was removed.

This video saved my life, Yesterday at 7pm I was out for my evening stroll when a 11ft bear came chasing straight for me but then as my life flashed before my eyes I remembered one of the moves I saw in this exact video and quickly disposed of the bear thank you Texas dirtdart ❤

This video changed my life. I’ve had a rough few years in my life recently and this specific video comes to mind every time because this video has shown me there’s always light at the end of the tunnel. Thank you Texas dirtdart

Holy cow!

This is the best video I’ve ever watched it inspired me to get my life together and really make a change thank you Texas dirtdart

Holy cow!

I just noticed the “other” tape has yellow writing. 😂

Sew up your stomach and your ass always be fat

In this episode after when the sergeant asked them if they knew anyone who's been in the military, Butt-head answered, "Beavis' dad was in the Navy. He was a semen." 😂

This is my oldest cousin! My grandma got him the part!

It seems you've assigned yourselves your rank. So which one of you is...Major Woody....and Private Parts? *WHY YOU LITTLE PINKOS!!!!!?*

2:54 Me when I watch Disney’s Hercules 😂😂😂😂

I didn't say nothing about putting no hose up nobody ass 🤣

Wow. Now Kids ALL be like that pilot. Thank you prescription "medication".

I would of sucker punched him 😂

Terre Haute

Yep, we now feel your helping hand on Russia. You may continue your "helping hand" job, guys, until we finish.

0:13 I lIkE sAnTa

This one was so hard to find ow that the other stuff is out. Not a complaint, exactly, but just needed this one right now. Lol

WHITES BLACKS LATINOS OTHER HOMOSEXUALS DISCIPLINE PROBLEMS NO FUTURE

4:18 made me laugh

If you look at the tank dude's chest he has American flag chest hair

*BurrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

that boy said he likes santa but really when he gets on santa's lap he doesn't

Basically Ralphie has a conversation with an autistic girl

I always thought it was odd how the kid went from "I like Santa!" to shrieking his head off at the sight of him, as if he were sitting on Freddy Krueger's lap instead.

Why uh... why does Ralphie pull back the left side of his coat when he turns to deal with the annoying witch? It looks like he's flashing a concealed gun like "back off or else" lmfao

I like Santa 😂

DONT BOTHER ME! I’MMMM ---- THINKING ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

"I like Santa" 🤣🤣

They cut out Beavis saying he looks like the lead singer in Pantera

What type 2 diabetes kids do when they meet type 1 diabetes kids...

Bull Durham (1988) f'u"l'l M'0'V'l"e -------------------- ☛ hereforwatch.blogspot.com/tt0094812/ √™ Lorsqu'une pilule qui donne aux utilisateurs cinq minutes de super pouvoirs inattendus arrive dans les rues de la Nouvelle-Orléans, un adolescent marchand et un policier local doivent faire équipe avec un ancien soldat pour √faire tomber le groupe responsable de sa fabrication."""**" 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品"""""""'"""

Man Judge is BRUTAL with his satire sometimes.

Dat bitch lookin all crazy wit tha goggles

Best movie ever ralphie flick and Schwartz are bff

😂😂😂😂😂

It's like waiting in a long line to go on an amusement ride. LOL