Oh oh! This should be done with Gilbert Gottfried's voice. RIP.

Elder toguro: I'm back from the gulag. Younger toguro: go back to the gulag.

Of course the Finger Mother wouldn't understand the Foot Father

Lmao

I'm getting second hand throat pain listening to this

Perforated rectum 😔

deletd my prvious comment, this is a parody, nice.

lol

!!! CURSE YOU BAYLE !!!

Was your voice okay after doing this?

So uh, how's the halls tasting after that one? 😂

The Skyrim font gives this GLORIOUS video the tiny pinch of spice that makes it IMMACULATE. 10/10.

You know I didn’t realize just how much he uses the ad hominem fallacy during his speech. Both for Eorzea itself and its defenders. His elitist view obviously taints his argument, but if he was really trying to get us to join, he could have told us something like how magitech is more reliable compared to the 12, and that it would help user in a new age without gods and veils. He does make a good point about the 12 being unreliable and needing so much just to fix a problem, but the reason behind it is weak.

Toad? This is more like a Marge impression. "Homer, how very glib. And you believe in Springfield?"

I knew it was toad all along. Thats the face under the helmet hiding his twisted fantasy of a third reich.

*kneeling*

This is terrible in the best possible way.

I should do one of these as well lmao

I KNEEL BEFORE YOU, KING

you are a goober I appreciate that

“And, if you take a liking to your position, I can promote you to manager! Then, I can leave. Please, let me leave. I’m begging.”

I'm in!

You should add more accessories like the weapons the runes the blood stones and the items you can buy to the messengers

i was kinda hoping that in the end he would scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE LIKES FISHERMAN ABD NOT FISHY MAN!"

I always thought Solaire's questline was the weakest of the npc's. I know that they had to cut it down due to time constraints, but what they removed sounded pretty cool. I remember Miyazaki saying something about it in an interview in the early days of DS. Apparently, he was supposed to basically play the game alongside the player, before going hollow somewhere in Izalith. There were theories that there was a hidden way to save him, which was confirmed when Illusory Wall found cut dialogue of Solaire in Izalith, and, later, unused code showing that Solaire would have had a summon sign outside Gwyn's boss room. That would have made my first playthrough soooo much easier. What was weird was that the dialogue used the word "sun" instead of "son", which, is a sloppy way to rewrite plot. Having someone look for a "sun" makes so much more sense in Dark Souls than a wannabe dad. I know people have complained about this a lot, but I'd rather that they cut the character entirely and found another way to give the White Soapstone to the player, than to have an entire quest that consists of a single dialogue option. I'm surprised that someone hasn't made a mod that adds Solaire's story back in yet. But why would they? Going through all that effort to just add some story to the worst npc in the game. But, maybe one day they'll remake the game again and include the cut content. It's unlikely, but I remain hopeful.

Will there be any servings of umbilical cords at the function ?

Need Gehrman's wake up call rn

What a friendly little gentleman

Very convincing!

THIS HAS ME WHEEZING HELP-

Boo, n Minsc very funny, but Wht¿?🤕❤️‍🩹💯 We will call U on more Have lunch some time. 👍🏼👥

Somebody’s gotta stop the Christmas Spirit from leaking into October

Shadowheart's voice must have taken hours to nail 😂

HA!

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WITNESS

I am a bit baffled

What 😂

The perfect loop doesn't exsi-

Idek why but this reminded me of the binding of Isaac like the Narattor 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

If you heart every comment I will find you

I tried to do this joke on 3 people and they all said "idk" HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT NOISE A TURKEY MAKES

Tarky 🍕

Wtf

Chopper saying "Where is the island of snipers" got me 💀

That epicly epic

Great voice acting but😂 he sounds like he’s in his room trying not to be heard by his parents 😂

Tbh, great impersonation!

True.