#NabilKnows about Assassin's Creed
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'War on Terror' 9-11 & Afghanistan
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Nabil Abdulrashid  at the comedy cafe
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Nabil Abdulrashid
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@billyboing215
@billyboing215 4 сағат бұрын
Flicksweat and take diabetes medicine?
@slapjuice
@slapjuice 6 сағат бұрын
make the english team english again!
@BCNpod
@BCNpod 2 сағат бұрын
Playing victim? Don’t do that. What you have in your country today is the result of your history of colonization. Welcome them today as they had welcomed you in the past.❤
@JoshuaGrunge2000
@JoshuaGrunge2000 9 сағат бұрын
Lions are from India in Asia not Africa
@ukrainian_emperor
@ukrainian_emperor Күн бұрын
Yeah. Of course british are worse than Islamic occupying and colonization of africa…
@enothariho9827
@enothariho9827 Күн бұрын
Imagine up to now Senegal, bokina faso, Mali, Gabon, Niger are still fighting to chase France from their business
@amanaopaluwa317
@amanaopaluwa317 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@vividemporium4533
@vividemporium4533 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 failed is a freaking understatement. I don’t know what these westerners think of Africa, but if you’re gonna come for us, you better come freaking correct you mothereffing fools 😂
@techWithNaushad
@techWithNaushad Күн бұрын
I had to rewatch it ... :)
@mikechiks983
@mikechiks983 Күн бұрын
@Nabil, as you're Muslim I see it's okay to make a joke that describes the Bible as something that doesn't work anymore. I hope you're not one that'll become incensed if one says the Quran doesn't work - probably never really worked for any good. Because it doesn't take you Muslims much to get incensed when any reference to your religion is made. Just saying!
@TheDecline99
@TheDecline99 Күн бұрын
Yeah the hate Saka etc got was horrible but you are conveniently forgetting all the hate Beckham, Waddle, Pearce and Southgate got and still get to this day. None of them are black.
@assadashiq931
@assadashiq931 Күн бұрын
U think you got it hard try being a pakistani, even if ur indian, Bengali, Sri Lankan, Saudi, Yemen still get called a P**i
@tkautzor
@tkautzor Күн бұрын
Rwandans officials are not Nigerians, they don't issue fake IDs for £3000
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 Күн бұрын
BETA!
@ohenesolomon493
@ohenesolomon493 Күн бұрын
Same with the quram
@WilliamJackdaw-zq7tx
@WilliamJackdaw-zq7tx Күн бұрын
Britain has always been multicultural and always will be. I love your perspective its so interesting. Lions... never considered that before. Its so obvious... but we are not all the same. The rich are racist because its profitable to be so. Nothing they like more than white people up top, black folks playing the game. Black folks selling the drugs, white mps cashing in the JD shares... the Iceland shoppers have lost sight of the fact that we are equal and believe that the rich respect them. They're incredibly short sighted and plenty arr incredibly racist because that's easier but at somepoint they'll smell the bacon a bit. Probably when they've sent all the under 40s to be blown up somewhere. But despite any appearances fundermentally Britain is multicultural. Its a mistake to think otherwise. If you call Britain you home, even if its one of many, than you are British end off. If you don't call Britain home, frankly you're one of the short sighted people that are contributing to these issues and like any brexiteer is completely oblivious to the damage your doing to people and yourself. Also, the state animal would be a wolf, owl, fox or horse. A pigeon is funny, but... how many peoples respect did you have that you've now lost... it matters. If you don't believe in multiculturalism Britain is not for you folks. Tommy Robinson, suella braverman. Farage and rishi are all on the same boat outta here for the simple fact that they don't respect that core principle. And when they are all voted out and when everyone marches for palestine it is because of that same core British principle. They've tried to destroy that cultural ideology for a 1000 years and it ain't dead yet. So if nothing else stop conflating England with Britain. Because its not the same thing. Please and thank you.
@ubpro4112
@ubpro4112 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Cutiethewolf632
@Cutiethewolf632 Күн бұрын
This is Powerful, he just brought down the hypocrisy of the royals and their subjects lol
@wendyoke7872
@wendyoke7872 Күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Night_Mare9001
@Night_Mare9001 Күн бұрын
nah, you are right about the french, the only think they knew us being barbarians enslavers and genociders like what happened in every afrucan country, exept algeria where it was straight up destruction and they even used a nuke
@Mike_EOD
@Mike_EOD Күн бұрын
I would say stick to comedy, but you're shite at that.
@JagjitSingh-bz2kp
@JagjitSingh-bz2kp 2 күн бұрын
😂
@JagjitSingh-bz2kp
@JagjitSingh-bz2kp 2 күн бұрын
😂
@kimjongun2540
@kimjongun2540 2 күн бұрын
Man constantly going about race gets tiring, make some new jokes Nabil
@uta-std-oladejohafeez1575
@uta-std-oladejohafeez1575 2 күн бұрын
“When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.” By Desmond Tutu
@javiereaton6083
@javiereaton6083 2 күн бұрын
diversity is killing this country and some parts of the world, Diversity is a plague that does not want to change or respect or obey, Diversity is lawless and mean.. the English live with it bcz they are forced to do it, no bcoz they love it, Some many people like this guy taken the MIKKy against the English .. is not fair,, the English country has been invaded and you have to understand that its HURTS to them..
@4real4real-cf1ii
@4real4real-cf1ii 2 күн бұрын
Damnit. That woman right there. Definitely know so much about Nigerians. Dundee United is rarely used but when used. It over. The means the person must be very very stupid 😂😂😂😂
@isiomachigbolu1622
@isiomachigbolu1622 2 күн бұрын
Very funny,so true Nigerians have names for things ,especially Dundee United for stupid people, in this case Dundee United the Scottish Football team came to Nigeria for a couple of friendly matches, they lost every game except for one and drew one ,losing three or four games , hence the name Dundee United stuck for losing so many games
@emmanuelewaana3653
@emmanuelewaana3653 2 күн бұрын
Fact.... question for question is strictly a Nigerian thing and we don't even know we're doing it.
@daudaadam8770
@daudaadam8770 2 күн бұрын
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
@OneMission-bw1st
@OneMission-bw1st 2 күн бұрын
Just to be clear, Christianity came to Africa before it got to Britain. The Ethiopian eunuch was tghe first African to become a Christian in AD 33-34.
@staceyatieno5404
@staceyatieno5404 2 күн бұрын
Pigeons 😂
@rdp_mizo
@rdp_mizo 2 күн бұрын
Nah this is crazy😂😂
@davidarchibald50
@davidarchibald50 2 күн бұрын
Hey Bro, those great black players could go play for New Zealand. OK, the pay is crap but the food and scenery is great, we will take them, hell we will take anyone, even Australians. Word to the wise...the team is called The All Whites. Kaha mate!
@JARF01
@JARF01 2 күн бұрын
❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
@hector4818
@hector4818 2 күн бұрын
A lot of hatred does go towards dark players like Saka, Sancho and Rashford when they missed their pens in the final 2020 But a lot of scrutiny and criticism goes towards our manager Southgate, who people dislike because he hasn’t won a major trophy yet and makes us struggle against the likes of Serbia You also see hate for players like Foden (white player) who was being criticised for playing bad for England when he plays very well for his club under Pep Guardiola
@FlyDrowner
@FlyDrowner 2 күн бұрын
Nice one sir. Be safe. Be well. Be groovy! ❤
@joeinigo22
@joeinigo22 2 күн бұрын
Whole personality built around victimhood
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy 2 күн бұрын
Only victim here is you buddy.. I bet you think the immigrants are taking all the jobs 😂
@joeinigo22
@joeinigo22 2 күн бұрын
@@NabilAbdulrashidComedyno not at all, I just don’t entertain bs like this. England’s best players are black and are supported by 99% of brits. It’s the 1% of scumbags that you are trying to group every single white person in with
@joeinigo22
@joeinigo22 2 күн бұрын
“The media”? Have you seen how much the media has been worshiping Bellingham?? You’re the one living under a rock mate
@joeinigo22
@joeinigo22 2 күн бұрын
There’s no way you just deleted my comments 😂
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 2 күн бұрын
@@joeinigo22 he's deleted mine too,what a loser
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 2 күн бұрын
Saka is awesome, ive not seen any racism. There's about 30 lions who live in the wildlife park near me. If you hate England so much .......
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy 2 күн бұрын
They’re not indigenous animals you genius.. and if you haven’t seen any racism towards the black players in our team you either are blind or think the abuse they’ve been getting is ok
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 2 күн бұрын
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy by your reasoning black people aren't indigenous to England. That's your reasoning which is basically a victim mentality
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 2 күн бұрын
@@NabilAbdulrashidComedy don't enter a battle of wits unarmed
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 2 күн бұрын
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy by your reasoning black people aren't indigenous to England. Your reasoning is that of a professional victim. Are views worth it??
@Gokhan202
@Gokhan202 2 күн бұрын
@@billyboing215 Troll
@muizzsiddique
@muizzsiddique 2 күн бұрын
Is that where "jack" comes from? Another euphemism for tugging suddenly becomes street slang for robbery.
@davidroberts633
@davidroberts633 2 күн бұрын
Victim mentality that’s all I see here
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy 2 күн бұрын
Angry whiteman on an anonymous account.. that’s all I see here 😂
@davidroberts633
@davidroberts633 2 күн бұрын
@@NabilAbdulrashidComedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my name is David Roberts lol it’s 2024 no one holding you bk buddy wake up
@aadesina163
@aadesina163 Күн бұрын
​@@davidroberts633Hi David, just happened on tour comment now. I am Nigerian but been residing in different parts of Europe for the past 20 years. Heck, have more practical experience of Europe than the average European person! Here's why I first narrated my qualifying experience : There is a lot holding back non occidental peoples who are living in the occidental world. Prejudice and racism are some. of those things. Yes I know that they (prejudice, xenophobia etc) are a bit less than they used to be 40 years ago but they are still here in europe strongly enough to quatitatively affect the lives and experiences of non occidental peoples. When you deny it, it further hurts us. It might be that you are ready unaware of the extent and effect of the racism and prejudice because you are a possibly a caucasian person living in a majority caucasian land but that does not negate the fact that we suffer significant discrimination in various (often subtle ) ways in contemprenaneous europe. The story is the same from UK to Latvia to Luxembourg to France, Germany etc. I think the founders and apostles of phrenology (the notion that different human ethnicities can be ranked by innate intelligence and the white people are at the top) have a lot to answer for. For the avoidance of doubt, phrenology has been debunked scientifically but because it was widely spread and taught in its time, many occidental peoples still believe key elements of it . That for me, is at the genesis of all this. In the end, we are all just descendants of african origin homo sapiens. A big family of cousins.
@TheDecline99
@TheDecline99 Күн бұрын
Race baiting for clicks.
@Gigilovehugs
@Gigilovehugs 2 күн бұрын
So true
@maxwell929
@maxwell929 2 күн бұрын
lol. A PIGEON Eating from a dirty box of kfc 😂😂😂😂
@carlbuckley2205
@carlbuckley2205 2 күн бұрын
It sounds like he hates english people not the other way around, and its not diverse to le in nearly 10 million immigrants who all claim benefits get fucked
@MrValgauzole1393
@MrValgauzole1393 2 күн бұрын
We not hate africa only some animals who lives here
@dTNT24
@dTNT24 2 күн бұрын
Playing a victim. Nobody blames on the black players about the situation of the national team.
@finlaygoode243
@finlaygoode243 2 күн бұрын
Ye
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy
@NabilAbdulrashidComedy 2 күн бұрын
I guess you live under a rock
@KudosAccomplishedLegendary
@KudosAccomplishedLegendary 2 күн бұрын
Did you see the hate on social media when Sancho, Saka and Rashford missed their penalties? I mean you must be living under a rock if you can’t remember that
@dTNT24
@dTNT24 2 күн бұрын
@@KudosAccomplishedLegendary First of all, social media is not reality. People tweet the first outrageous thing that comes to their minds. Second, I saw the typical hate for those who miss decisive penalties in a final. And lastly, I saw a lot of hate towards Southgate too, and rightly so, because he was the one who chose the penalty takers, and he is ultimately responsible. I live in London and I see nothing but respect, love and admiration towards the English black players, specially the stars: Bellingham, Saka, etc.
@billyboing215
@billyboing215 2 күн бұрын
@KudosAccomplishedLegendary did u see the hate for Southgate when he missed a penalty or what happened to Beckham??. There are some dicks about who are racist but being a victim to a few idiots does you no favours
@finlaygoode243
@finlaygoode243 2 күн бұрын
Playing victim to what? Britain has embraced more cultures and ethnicities then any other, offer better life for so many in which British people fund through tax. Then when the people who claim ‘asylum’ commit crimes like throwing acid in children’s faces why do you expect people to tolerate.
@BBoySpazzmatic
@BBoySpazzmatic 2 күн бұрын
The Bible was In Africa before Europe was invented. It needs to be accurate to be funny or it’s just nonsense
@finlaygoode243
@finlaygoode243 2 күн бұрын
They’re not on the field because of there skin colour. It’s because they are not playing Good enough. Facts. Stop the reverse racism.
@user-ir5fc9xd1g
@user-ir5fc9xd1g 2 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 🇸🇩 love you content bro
@HamoodHabibiHamoodHamoodHabibi
@HamoodHabibiHamoodHamoodHabibi 2 күн бұрын
As a Moroccan.. there’s no happy ending the French colonized us 😔