A dyslexic man walks into a bra

“Ha! I’ll take a bottle of that shit for $10 and I’ll give you a 20.”😂

Hey Alex, fun video. Glad to have met you

Guy is funny as hell, I met him at a movie theatre lol

Absolute win

guy walks into a bar. bartender offers him an ice pack.

Being from Texas....there is no correct way to drink Tequila on the rocks.......If you want cold tequila ....especially anywhere close the the border ....and I mean the real border with the illegal's, Border Patrol, Cartels and Razor wire ....no waterfalls.....best bet is to get it chilled /shaken maybe with the lime already twist it doesn't look like you have lost your man card....Seriously since my first drink at the age of 12 my hispanic friends have told me don't f'up the Tequila.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a rum and coke, the bartender asks if Pepsi is ok and the man says yes, about 2 minutes later the bartender hands the man a Pepsi and Coke.

A rabbi walks into a bar "Get the fuck out of here!" It was a nazi bar.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy says "What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer." So the bartender gives him a free beer.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other “does this taste funny two you”?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?” The horse, being an animal, is unable to respond to the bartender’s query. It then shits on the floor and walks out.

Shit at that point how much is some Papy

I would get stuffed and shitfaced. An absolute chance of a lifetime

Sometimes being a bitch is what you have to do. Hes right. They can find out where you live if you show your id

A guy walks into a bar and he says “OW!! S.O.B”

Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender asks, where did you get it? The parrot responds, Africa they’re everywhere.

Or...ya know...make the lady a cosmo but just keep some bottled juice on-hand... Jesus dude.

I’m learning to become a bartender this is too funny 😂

An irish guy walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar, he says OW MOTHERFU-

Smooth loop

Respect for the wray and nephew in the beginning

Guy walks into a bar, bartender says "hey there, have a seat, and I'll push in your stool." Guy goes, "ah shit, I walked into the gay bar again."

It's not even being called champagne tho, it's making a comparison. "Champagne is high quality and good, so we're like that but with alcohol"

A lawyer walks into a bar. He said that as hard as he tried, he just couldn't pass it.

Oldest bar bet in the world

So a pirate walks into a bar, steering wheel of his ship attached to the crotch of his pants. Bartender says "Hey, buddy, you got a steering wheel attached to your junk down there!" Pirate says, "Aye! It's driving me nuts."

Pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The bartender says you know you have a wheel between your legs right, pirate says "aye it's driving me nuts

"Blessed by an Eskimo Medicine Man"

W

A guy walks into a bar, ow 😅

No.

So two guys are sitting at a bar and one takes out a cigarette, lights it up and offers one to his friend. “You smoke?” His friend replies “nah, I chew.” “Ah, bless you”

I wonder if he could sue the committee, because it isn’t marketed as champagne. It’s the champagne of beers. That statement is essentially saying it’s a good beer. If anything, you’d think those stuck up goofballs would endorse the slogan.

mango-es into a bar

I think this might be pakistani because the rose syrup you put in is called rooh afza and its pakistani. But im not sure

A guy walked into a bar, he than said “ow!”

damn like a year later and this fool still ain't funny..

A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free Beer For Life If You Can Pass Our Test!" He asks the bartender, "What's this 'test' you have?" The bartender says, "Well first, you gotta chug a gallon of pepper tequilla. Next, you have to go out back and pull the sore tooth out of our angry alligator. And finally, we have a girl up stairs who's never been satisfied in bed with a man, and you gotta go make things right with her." Laughing, the man exclaims, "Well that sounds like the stupidest test I've ever heard of!" He leaves to get drunk with his friends. Later that night, the man comes back to the bartender absolutely hammered drunk. "Ok bartender! Let's do this test!" The bartender hands him a gallon of pepper tequilla, and before he could warn him, the man starts chugging it. Teary eyed and near the point of fainting, the man finishes the gallon and slams it on the counter. Stunned, the bartender leads him out back to the alligator. A few minutes pass, and after a bunch of screaming and clatter, the man stumbles back in. His shirt is torn up and his body is bleeding profusely. He stares at the bartender and says, "Ok bartender, where's the girl with the sore tooth?"

Three Tuba players walk out of a bar sober. What? It could happen!

Ive been watching for a whlie, and I just noticed..... Is that a tonayan bottle?

A chemist and his friend walk into a bar, the chemist says, "I have some H2O please," and his friend says, "I'll have a glass of water too" the chemist storms out of the bar since his assassination attempt had failed.

I prefer tap over Deja Blue.

Isn’t Dasani RO water?

Being from Niagara falls that water isn't worth ten bucks 😂😂😂 I kinda wanna know how going down there and filling up containers to sell though

Love it! ❤

I stick to Dasani thanks

I wouldn’t work fir a man scewing my wife

A guy walks into a bar. He says "Ouch" That was my best attempt