I believe that when my life is dragging me down too much, a bit of the Macho Madness makes everything "Ooooh Yeahh!!"

Not just a pirate...a corporate raider! Also, be sure to throw that car battery in the sea before you leave. Someone's gotta keep the eels charged.

Love this game :)

Para does a painting stream... and he's just painting... so far, no madness.

Weekly Wrasslin Time has become a nice little ritual for me after the graveyard shift.

“You’d best start believing in worksite accidents miss Turner…”😂🤣

was this the full event? or like.. the first part?

The scene where pirate Tex chases that guy around the building was a f***ing horror show without the music. Brave guards jump the monster and empty a clip into it, and it simply adavnces into the fire, cleaving their heads in two. Whenever they think they got away, it eerily seems to zero in on their location and find them. It was awesome!

That facility is to clean and high tech to make Skyline Chili. Now Ive spent 99% of my life on the east coast but from Tex and goats description I have all the info I need.

SLUM LORD GAEM?

Bog Boy Johnson still makes me laugh

Bubba J's... when absolutely no one else in known space has the part.

The Narco Express

Happy Birthday Cookie Mama

why does everyone at this construction site carry body bags?

8:40 as Tex picks up the can it zooms in to suddenly a track of Cevesta Crystal.

"I would buy us a nice FARM in Maine"... The cult vibes that gives :D

Mr. Mike, those are heaters not lamps at the narco party

Ahh, new BPL Hitman stream...My afternoon just got a whole lot more electric.

All stories are better with pirates as the history guy says

The last time someone in that kind of outfit said, "I know how to whittle this population down a bit," it was with a British accent

Mouth words start at 4:55

While everyone else was playing Hitman, Tex was playing "Sneaky CS:GO" Edit: 10/10 would watch "Tex Talks Battle Tanks"

Tex at one point you mentioned that you believe the hippo to be the most dangerous animal in Africa… Wouldn’t that actually be the cape buffalo?

THE HITMAN STREAMS ARE MY FAVORITE BPL'S !!! 😎❤❤❤

Anyone know why this whole construction site reeks of burned pork?

@2:26:03 - Tex begins to iron out the details there...

This is the only time I've ever seen a brick of coke put someone to sleep, well done.

2:59 Intro Bumper Starts (with Slideshow of Viewer Submissions) 5:50 Random Squic Musing 11:24 Viewer Submissions Reviews Starts 20:46 Our Recent Nonsense Starts 33:22 Live Painting Camera Starts

another fine set of piles being made

Good to see you work the shaft, Tex. ❤

2:33:00 Tex with assault and battery.

must be hammer time

"I'm an assassin." STILL makes me cackle loudly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the henchmen yearn for the pile

Ah tex generating new job openings..... Wonderful

I see Mr. Tex has chosen violin-ce.

Ooo Hitman, wasn't expecting this, thanks Tex, Crow and Crew!

In which Crow discovers that in fact… Birds Are Real.

If you want a custom vanilla-friendly sub, try the Type II E-Boat Mod C Mk1. Its built with damage control in mind, if you remember to close the hatches.

A friend of the family got to work as an archivist for NASA in the mid-00s helping them go through everything up to Skylab. I guess Gene Kranz and Chris Kraft would just come hang out with him going through memories.

Ah the WiG aircraft, the USSR actually built like 7 of the things and used them to look for US subs. They kinda worked, almost as well as just hucking sonar bouys over the sides.

Any more VODs or streams coming? I saw that more rounds have been fought but didn't see any announcements to watch. Maybe I just missed them

I wasn't sure I'd enjoy this, but I really did. I love the commentary. I could not believe Carl lost to Tricky Dick. The ref is blind, man.

1:25:28 Okay, you've broken me, I have to have a "40's" party. I'm going to decorate the buffet table with glock 23 mags and .40 S&W rounds. What is classiest brand of "Forty" to drink? The whole table is going to be loaded with them and Soy Beef Jerky...the only food and drink, besides a pair water coolers flanking the table. It's going to be a "Black Sunglasses" event. Wear your best pair of Ray Bans.

33:38 Deputy and Madalore Gaming, should compare notes on Horse Horror Tales.

This game is great xD

........ On a Monday?

Never played shenmurder. Just always seen the memes

Only if real wrestling could be shout casted by Half and crow