Bill hicks is much funnier

So many times in my 80 years. "Why don't you show some respect?" - I'll show it when you've earned it ! You haven't even nearly earned it !

😂 Pray to Joe Pesci 😂😂😂.

My neighbor does have a hot wife. I want her. And you are not going to stop me drom having these dirty thoughts

Child soldiers!!!!

Or 7 like The Satanic Temple tenets!!!!

absolute genius!!!!

I like him but the crowd didn't need to laugh at every sentence he said bruv

Christianity is evil

Well, someone is a fan of Stargate universe...

If they taxed the religious sect would there be so many Rich evangelists

If a god is so powerful and all knowing he wouldn't require our worship

You may not care for George's comedy but it sure makes you think and that's always a good thing

Smartest man too ever live.

Christians be like: listen bud its either my way or the HIGHWAY TO HELL!!

he forgot thou shalt not worship any graven image.

Teaching children there is a God who forgives the sins of one man in exchange for the death of another is the most immoral shit I've ever heard.

NOBODY DID IT BETTER! Funny yes, but true. George was spot on. RIP Mr. Carlin. We sure could use your wisdom and humor today.

Peace.. Shalom.. Salam.. Namaste .. 🙏🏻 😊 ✌ ☮ ❤ 🕊

If only he could see just how bad a woman could and definitely would fuck things up

He is right about religion.

Truth

Poor George Carlin went straight to hell🔥👹💀

More people been killed over dirt really This land is my land and now i want your land 🎶🎶🎶

Good luck George ….,. Someday you’ll be regretting your bullshit.,,, have fun with the Burn😎

Truth

hmmm only goes after christians doesnt touch the muslims or jews .

Well Carlin got that wrong lmfao women fuck everything up.

A true legacy and legendary comedian gone too soon from this world. His comedy and wisdom would be pure medicine in this day in age

Cinema hmm.. Well for quick cinemato graphics and sound effect not bad at hall Sir. thanks for the video

Clarity at its best

This man would have been the greatest president in US history of he were still alive.

In brief, the Creator of this world (God/Divinity) exists because this reality, with us into it, is not the result of nothing, or the result of no intelligence, because *from no intelligence involved, no intelligence comes.* That is why atheists renounce to elementary logic and to simple rationality intentionally when they believe that this reality has always existed without any intelligence involved. *God is not bounded by what He has created,* but atheists, in their superficiality, do not want to recognize their limitations. For example, science will never be able to really know, at least, what a photon is (the magnification process being infinite). Regarding the Creator of this reality (the nature of God etc.), our power of comprehension will always be like how much the cups can think to understand the man who made them (comparison mentioned in the Bible), but *we have Jesus Christ, the human form of Divinity, to be able to see God and what He expects from us.* Therefore, those wise enough understand that *God is not bounded by time (not being bounded by what He has created), respectively He is eternal, always existed, which means that He was not created,* but atheists ignore, also, the other fact already mentioned by me about the nature of God that *our power of comprehension will always be like how much the cups can think to understand the man who made them". Anyway, they have no excuse because we have Jesus Christ, the human form of Divinity, to be able to understand.*

He was in error about the killings caused by religion. An interesting source of truth on the matter is Philip and Axelrod’s three-volume Encyclopedia of Wars, which chronicles some 1,763 wars that have been waged over the course of human history. Of those wars, the authors categorize 123 as being religious in nature, which is an astonishingly low 6.98% of all wars. However, when one subtracts out those waged in the name of Islam (66), the percentage is cut by more than half to 3.23%. All faiths combined - minus Islam - have caused less than 4% of all of humanity’s wars and violent conflicts. Further, they played no motivating role in the major wars that have resulted in the most loss of life. The truth is, non-religious motivations and naturalistic philosophies bear the blame for nearly all of humankind’s wars. Lives lost during religious conflict pales in comparison to those experienced during the regimes who wanted nothing to do with the idea of God. Actually, without *true belief* in God/Jesus, the following evil facts have happened, are happening and will happen, unfortunately: - so many millions of people killed in wars and not only (following the killing of billions in the Third World War); - so many trillions of dollars, euros, etc. wasted on nuclear, chemical, biological and conventional weapons, on armies, etc. only for killing and destruction... not used for: free better education for ALL, suitable jobs for ALL (without exploitation / slavery), healthier food for ALL, renewable energy, science, eradication of all diseases, better housing (resistant to earthquakes...), financing of useful inventions, recycling, reforestation etc. - sadism, violence, dishonesty, vices, envy ... stupidity in general. Jesus Christ (the human form of divinity) has said: *_"I am the way, the truth and the life."_* He also said: *_"The sky and the earth won't last forever, but my words will."_* Matthew 24, 35 Most unbelievers do not know the "Parable of the weeds". The fallen angels have created all the evil living things such as: parasites, viruses, bad bacteria ..., besides all insects and animals that kill other insects or animals, also the bad instincts in humans (the reptilian brain), by altering our DNA (since the "apple" event mentioned in the Bible). Initially all insects, animals etc. were feeding only with plants (plants products, such as fruits, nectar, seeds etc.). Humans had to continue living after betraying the Creator, by listening to His enemy, Satan, who is actually the god of this world, in a Creation corrupted by the fallen angels, after the Creator "has abandoned" this planet to let us see how evil, humans without God/Jesus, can be. We see this everyday and suffer the bad consequences of the stupid=evil people's deeds, tools of Satan. The fallen angels, being sadistic, have altered the DNA of most living things (including us) to do as default both: reproduce uncontrollably (as much as they can) and fight (kill) each other. They love to see living things suffering, especially human beings suffering.

"But he loves you. And he needs money". Sounds like that relative to do your best to avoid.

😁😁😁👍👍👍Still good to watch even though he is long gone. Very relevant of what he said until this very day. Many politicians are too afraid to speak out nowadays.😬

If there was a God, He failed miserably by creating the fruit bat. What a concept - a creature which hangs upside down, defecating upon itself and spreading vile diseases. Thank you God.

It's funny he says that no woman will mess it up like this of course because they'll mess it up totally different than this😂

Wolf in sheep's clothing

His joke about picking “ten” as a marketing decision doesn’t work in this case. Ten is a psychologically satisfying number today, but it wasn’t back then. The reason why it is a psychologically satisfying number today is partly because of the Ten Commandments story. The reason why we have lists in tens like “The Ten Most Wanted” today is callback to the Ten Commandments. The Ten Commandments are what popularised lists in tens in the first place.

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George is right about a lot stuff but he is wrong about religion and Christianity.

Jesus loves you

Jesus loves you✝️✝️

It must really hurt a religious person listening to this, getting your illusions destroyed.

I'm sorry he never had a chance to see Ricky Gervais's take on Noah's Arc.

The Christian ten commandments were directly plagiarised from the Egyptian book of the dead. The golden rule ‘do unto others’ was around thousands of years before the bible.

Actually God only asked me to do one thing , and if I don’t he will bring me back here where George is ,

Idiot

Brilliant! f*k all religions with their man-made fake gods who "create us imperfect and demand to heal ourselves under the threat of eternal punishment" (c)