Dad had a point lol 😂😂😂

It's the premature cheering for me

Coming from a woman who divorced and had two children with a millionaire then took his money i am sure to bone her director😂😂😂

Australians are resourceful

I’m starting to think that he might actually be the real GOAT 🐐😂

Carol vodermann

The irony is deafening. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

I lmao Listened to it again to hear what was in the salad. Then looked up craisins became i am today years old and didn't know. Lol But ya still lamo

Every once in a while though it's rare he says stuff that's just a little too far and I don't want to hear

Tom Brady went to Korea for a face-lifting and p enlargement.

This is exactly trump that is why we cannot hava a 78 year old man with a 10 year old little boys mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Just saw him live in Belfast, man the jokes he says that don't make it online 💀

Che is a damn menace.😂😂😂

Mob and cia suicide is murder....so keep that in mind.

Facts! Especially in the West 👀

He's lost his mind and the drugs did it to him

Kevin Diddy Heart😂😂😂

Scot here, I thought that was so funny 😂

"And I will come back with my friend Cable, he loves killing childern" Deadpool

I'm in love!...She's gorgeous.

Love him!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a teacher for "non-special" kids ... and Jimmy Carr is absolutely correct.

Hes spot on

Priceless 😂

The twitching. The twitching would give it away

'I was over on the Bench" Dad: Well, I am always at the Bar yet I save people..

What was once funny is now fanny.

I'm gay and service several straight men who happily take it up the rear.

The reason why he laughs the way he does is because he has far to many gay friends. 😂

Your dad is an INTJ or possibly an ENTP. By your comedy, I'd say INTJ. Do you hate him, then ENTP.

I’m a vet. surgeon. I frequently do surgeries on zoo animals. I also used to bring my daughter along sometimes when it was safe and she could be a part of it. When I did a vasectomy on a lion, I explained the procedure and told her if anybody was rude to her, she could mention that. It wasn’t her favorite moment, but it sure was mine, when she came back at a bulliying kid with a line: My dad cut the balls of a lion, he can cut yours too😂. The teacher pulled me aside when I came to pick her up to tell me it wasn’t very nice to teach her that. My proudest moment as a dad right there 😊

Three words: "It's the Jews"

The amount if times i use "i was over on the bench" in my daily life is ridiculous

Amazing he can laugh about his childhood pain

So true, my Dad was a lawyer.

Nobody is stopping the Israeli Nazis right now!

Deadpool couldn’t kill him

People talk about his writing being great - for sure. But his delivery is 🤌🤌🤌

Danielle is hot.

I can’t imagine him drunk in a theater seeing his wife as Black Widow, and getting excited like saying “Woooooh babe! H-hey babè!… t-s-take yourrr clothess off! 🥴” 😅😅😅😂😂😂

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What a nasty vile excuse for a human being.

This is the wife he left while in rehab?

As long as the 'special needs' kid doesn't eat too many crayons, it's a good day.

Back cxxt😂😂😂😂

Most teachers are leftwing nutjobs

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As a woman, I can honestly say that I also zone out of my "chatty" friends conversations. Especially when they include irrelevant information, making the story longer than it should be