I'm not kidding, my head hurts, but in the best way possible 😜

I should listen to this while watching Police Academy with one eye and Tabitha Takes Over with another

IM LEEEEEAAARRNNNNNNINNGNGNNNNNNNNNNNN

Dear Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. E can you please make a version of this but with the bible in Polish?

Set to 2x speed for extra enhanced learning.

I’m deaf in my right ear 😐

Ay cabrón de verdad me pase 36 minutos escuchando esto mientras hacía tareas, Muchas gracias!! 😺

CHANGED MY LIFE !!!!!!!!!!

I just went through all seven stages of grief listening to this.

This is like being brainwashed but comfortably by a wise sage

Listening at the gym.

somehow this helps me fall asleep

I'm going to listen to this until I can recite the Bible in Chinese.

Wtf am i listening to 😭

Brave new world. A près, je dois dire que ça sonne bien, mais pas autant que Boredoms. Super going

This is easy. Gimme something harder.

Finally.

Idk why but I enjoy this a lot more than I should

“What’re you listening to?” “Boy do I got a story for you” 💀

If you listen to it in mono it just sounds like the Chinese bible with a sountrack

The collab we never expected

I’m convinced if I listen to this whole thing my brain will unlock a higher level

I feel so fucking ready for the world

Imagine plugging earphones with this in loop to a person in coma until they wake up

This is the exact way the Bible was supposed to be preached.

我醒来时，惊恐地发现自己一边像莫扎特一样弹钢琴，一边流利地说中文。我以为自己陷入了某种奇怪的梦境，但不，这看来是将2倍速的莫扎特和中文圣经混合的秘密，竟然能让我一夜之间变成古典音乐天才和中文流利者。如果你需要一个能讨论儒家哲学的音乐天才，我就是你的选择！ 说真的，我醒来时以为自己穿越到了一个莫扎特和孔子生了孩子的平行宇宙。唯一缺少的就是我试图用中文解释量子物理，同时创作交响乐。现在我只是在等着下一次音频实验，把我变成一个能用斯瓦希里语背诵《伊利亚特》的爵士萨克斯手。

is that the hole bible? LMAO

I listened to this 50 times in two weeks and now I play chinese and speak piano.

Idk if it’s my earphones but I feel like Mozart is a bit too quiet. Maybe it’s just my opinion

If you take out the right ear you get mozart

in an alternative universe, people listen to Mozart (Chinese) Bible (2x speed)

fire

achei tudo

Cuts out for a few seconds around 1:51:00

I heard the whole thing. Now I want to vote for Kommunist Kamala, eat rice and be bad at driving! 😅

44:38 was cold as fuck

Well I'm deaf from one ear so I can only listen to Mozart

This cured my ADHD

fuckn sizzling on acid this is good

what a load of garbage...

I WAS STUDYING WHILE LISTENING TO THIS AND I COULDNT HOLD MY LAUGH AND LAUGHRD MY MOM THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

Thanks, now I know that my earphones are on the wrong way!

Oh a goons reference

I'm listening at 15x speed I am no longer part of this mortal realm

youtube algo diagnosing me with chronically online desease

"Hey babe, can you put on some white noise? I'm trying to sleep"

wtf

this is beautiful

a think this was used as some sort of torture metod at some moment in human history

My brain is big and it keeps gettin bigga....