Glitter and be gay, That's the part I play; Here I am in Paris, France, Forced to bend my soul To a sordid role, Victimized by bitter, bitter circumstance. Alas for me! Had I remained Beside my lady mother, My virtue had remained unstained Until my maiden hand was gained By some Grand Duke or other. Ah, 'twas not to be; Harsh necessity Brought me to this gilded cage. Born to higher things, Here I droop my wings, Ah! Singing of a sorrow nothing can assuage. And yet of course I rather like to revel, Ha ha! I have no strong objection to champagne, Ha ha! My wardrobe is expensive as the devil, Ha ha! Perhaps it is ignoble to complain... Enough, enough Of being basely tearful! I'll show my noble stuff By being bright and cheerful! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! Pearls and ruby rings... Ah, how can worldly things Take the place of honor lost? Can they compensate For my fallen state, Purchased as they were at such an awful cost? Bracelets...lavalieres Can they dry my tears? Can they blind my eyes to shame? Can the brightest brooch Shield me from reproach? Can the purest diamond purify my name? And yet of course these trinkets are endearing, Ha ha! I'm oh, so glad my sapphire is a star, Ha ha! I rather like a twenty-carat earring, Ha ha! If I'm not pure, at least my jewels are! Enough! Enough! I'll take their diamond necklace And show my noble stuff By being gay and reckless! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! Observe how bravely I conceal The dreadful, dreadful shame I feel. Ha ha ha ha!

We're all so sure We're all so wise No limits No boundaries No compromise. Laughing at our neighbor Smiling through a hiss How did we come to this? We're all amuse We're al inspired So cunning So clever And so admired Easy to be angry Easy to dismiss How did we come to this? Maybe I've been living in a daydream Maybe I've been talking in my sleep If I've been awake Pardon my mistake But time is running low And talk is growing cheap. We play our games We place our bets No witness No weakness And no regrets. Filling up with frenzy Killing with a kiss How did we all come to this? Time goes by Plans grow stale People die And parties fail How did we come to this

I wish Broadway Studio Orchestra would also do the Act 1 Finale from "Into The Woods".

Yay! I'm glad this song was added to the "Anything Goes" list! I bought this track immediately when I saw this video. I thought I had bought all of the "Anything Goes" tracks, but then saw this song was added!

When I was nine, I fell in love This peace corps guy I waited hours Inside his tent with flowers Which made him laugh Which made me cry By thirteen I gave up trying I decided I would be a mathematician 'Cause math is real I memorized a lot of pi Because addition and subtractions and division Would never make me feel So stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it, somehow Smart with math but stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it 'Til now Mm So thank you, math, for being there To bring me joy And thank you, math 'Cause now you've brought me this cute boy He's like someone from TV He's like that guy who gives out roses to those women His clothes, his grooming And he's foot away from me With swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in He is live and in the room! And I'm stupid with love I wanna get it I wanna get it, but how? Smart with math, but stupid with love I wanna get it I didn't get it 'til now Mm-hmm I'm astounded and non-plussed I am filled with calculust Does this guy work out? He must All sweaty at the gym Could that image be more hot? Let me just enjoy that thought School was rough but now it's not 'Cause now there's him Stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it, somehow Smart with math but stupid with love I didn't get it I didn't get it 'til now

BURRS (holding a gun) Now let's see (pointing at Queenie) We've got one (pointing at Black) We've got two We've got - (pointing at himself) Ooh - three One: too: many for me. Who's it gonna be? Take one step Go on, make one move Show your love You've got a chance to prove it Knock me out Come on, jump right in Brother, lose o win You're gonna make me happy. Break my heart Go on, tell me lies Big surprise Look how you emphasize it Call my bluff Come on, make me choose Sugar, win or lose You're gonna make happy In my hands your future was golden Now it's what I hold in my palm In my hands you made a good living Giving me the quiet and calm In my hands you promised forever But I see you're dropping the ball In my hands You fly Or you fall! BLACK BURRS Burrs, you dog Shut your hole You don't know this girl Play her Do tell... And you gotta wake up early Don't push me, Don't push me Drop that gun Oh, right... Come on, take it slow I'm growing weary Let her go And you're gonna make me happy. And that doesn't make me happy. QUEENIE BURRS BLACK Burrs, my sweet Queenie, mine What a long, hot night Sweet as wine What are you doing? Let's not fight I want you, I need you No need to get excited Love, love, love, love Are you crazy? Here I come Let me love you... Go on, let me in Don't be stupid Burrs, you win You're gonna make me You're gonna make me You're here to make me happy. happy. happy. BLACK, BURRS & QUEENIE In my hands the future is crying Rising high or dying in vain. In my hands Salvation is nearing Steering me from permanent pain With my hands I'm asking a question But I know the answer too well In my hands: Heaven Or Hell. BURRS Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? He says he'll die for you Well, now don't you wanna know? Don't you wanna know? Would he really die for you Or is that just the after-dinner show? We've got a situation Shit or get off the pot (to Black) So what do you say, You wanna give her away? Or do you wanna get BURRS (to Black) QUEENIE BLACK On our knees? Stay calm Time is running out Stay cool You crazy fool Scream and shout Burrs, You think she Nobody cares about you Queenie cares about you Cares about you?! Burrsie Don't do it Life is shot Whether you're here or not Burrsie Don't do it Gone to pot Burrsie Don't do it May you rot Burrsie No, no, no, no, Burning hot... Burrsie, Burrsie, Burrsie No, no, no, NO! QUEENIE Burrsie! BURRS What?! QUEENIE Please make me laugh Please make me smile Please stop this song and dance for a while. QUEENIE Don't make me hurt Don't make me cry BURRS Don't make me cry QUEENIE Don't make me have to do or die. BURRS How many girls have let me down? QUEENIE Shhh, Burrsie, Easy - BURRS How many girls would love a clown? QUEENIE From now until forever you can be The live of the party BURRS Maybe I can be The king of the hill? How I want to be there, running the who Until it's time to go Or till it's time to

Please do temper temper from mary poppins!

i played clarinet and tenor sax on this and that altissimo b at the end was something else😅

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Idk how to explain this very well so soz if this makes no sense 😭 For the opening, to know when to start think of it as "dun dun, 1, du dun dun, 2 dun dun dun, 3, du dun dun 4 dun dun dun, 5, du dun dun 6 dun dun dun, 7, du dun dun 8 dun dun dun, 9 dun, but it isnt my fault"

Anyone know when the vocals come in?

Hello, I am an art high school musical teacher living in Korea. It's just that I want to perform the musical Little Women, but it's hard to get the MR. I'd like to purchase the Orchestra Backing Track. May I know how much it is?

Some girls have diamonds to wear Feelings to share Something to care about Some girls have cash in the bank Children to spank Lovers who crank it out But I'm the girl who's caught Just staring into space I thought I liked this man And liked this place But I've been feeling like I need a change of pace Out of the blue Out of the blue I wish a bolt of lighting would hit Out of the blue Out of the blue A magic lamp that's suddenly lit How many years have passed me by? Wishing, waiting How many hopes have left me dry? Just downright irritating How many men have I been through? That rotten bottom-feeding zoo They keep repeating, leading me to: Out of the blue Out of the blue Your choices now are growing few Today is what you make and how you make it The step is yours to take But can you take it out of the blue? I could walk away But he'd hunt me down. I could sit and stay But I'd start to drown I used to be excited We used to be so wild He was my perfect lover I was his passion child But it's all different All our differences unreconciled I'll push us to renew it But tell me, what would do it? Something grand. Something humiliating, Something public? Burrsie? I think we're due for a party, Don't you? Don't you? I do I think we're due for a party, I do. I do Don't you? My God, Don't you? You're right. Party, party, party, party Party, party, party, party Let's invite Jackie And Madelaine True Oscar and Phil You know, Sam should come too Eddie and Mae Maybe somebody new Go and get ready There's so much to do Burrsie, my baby We'll do it for you And make it like something That's out of the blue Out of the blue Out of the blue We'll see whose bark is worse than their bite Out of the blue Out of the blue It's time to fly or time to fight Or more to settle for a cheap attraction Let's even up the score and leap to action Out of the blue Tonight!

QUEENIE Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ENSEMBLE Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya QUEENIE Ya ya! ENSEMBLE Ya ya! QUEENIE Brrrrrrrrrrr! Ooh! Lock the door and stop complaining Gather 'round and listen well From now on we're entertaining How to hotten up this hell. Hold your mood and hold your bladder Skip the food and stop the chatter Can't you hear the pitter-patter? We're not here to eat. We came for the heat! Let's raise the roof Let's make a scene Let's hop the gods of love Will shine above And show the way. Let's call the shots Let's roll the dice Take my advice It always pays to Raise the roof! Crush the ice and shake forever Tell the evening where to go If you need a new endeavor I can teach you what I know Grab your partner by the collar Bribe the barman with a dollar Just ignite a mighty holler Lead me to the trough Till the clock goes off! QUEENIE ENSEMBLE Let's raise the roof Let's raise the roof Let's make a scene Let's make a scene Let's hop the gods of love Will shine above Ooohhh... And show the way. Let's raise the roof! Let's call the shots Let's call the shots Let's roll the dice Let's roll the dice QUEENIE Take my advice It always pays to Raise the roof! Let the neighbors scream and shout Who cares if they do? If they can't see the light We'll keep them up all night ENSEMBLE All right! All right! QUEENIE Sooooo:. Cut the strings and set the table Gather roses on your way Welcome to our Tower of Babel Learn the language, come what may. Spare me how the wind is blowing When you keep the whiskey flowing You can reap what you've been sowing If you walk the plank You've got me to thank QUEENIE ENSEMBLE Let's raise the roof Let's raise the roof Let's make a scene Let's make a scene Let's hop the gods of love Will shine above Ooohhh... And show the way. Let's raise the roof! Let's call the shots Let's call the shots Let's roll the dice Let's roll the dice QUEENIE The time for playing nice is done Before the big hand hits the one We've got to do what must be done So put away that smoking gun QUEENIE ENSEMBLE And raise the roof! Time to have some fun! Go raise the roof! Time to beat the sun! Let's raise the roof! QUEENIE Raise the roof.

Do you love me, Jack? (Jack) Of course I do, Mom (Bea) Do you love me, Jack? (Jack) Mom, please- (Bea) If you love me, Jack. Then make me a promise Nothing too grand One little promise For Mommy No, here, take my hand Never get married That's all that I ask (Jack) What?! (Bea) How can I know that you'll love me forever Unless I'm sure that you will never get married (Jack) Mom, c'mon- (Bea) Only because No other woman Would love you Like your Mommy does You can just toss me in the Hudson I'll be food for the fish But don't ignore a mother's dying w- (Jack) Mom? Mom! Oh God! (Bea) Never get married That's what I said Sure you'll be laughing, And dancing, The second I'm dead But I will be watching What else can I do And if you find some girl and think I'll soften I'll crawl my way out of the coffin and crush her Never mind how So when your Mommy Says promise You promise me now And if you think I might be joking Just take a look at this nurse So don't you underestimate A mother's curse! No never underestimate A mother's. Do you love me, Jack? (Jack) I-, w-, uh-, W-wow, um. (Bea) Do you love me, Jack? (Jack) I do, Mom, I really do (Bea) If you love me, Jack. You'll never get Married! *Gasp*

Please do spamalot 🙏🙏

Robert: Someone is waiting Cool as Sarah Easy and loving as Susan Jenny Someone is waiting Warm as Susan Frantic and touching as Amy Joanne Would I know her even if I met her? Have I missed her? Did I let her go? A Susan sort of Sarah A Jenny-ish Joanne Wait for me, I'm ready now I'll find you if I can Someone will hold me Soft as Jenny Skinny and blue-eyed as Amy Susan Someone will wake me Sweet as Amy Tender and foolish as Sarah Joanne Did I know her? Have I waited too long? Maybe so, but maybe so has she My blue-eyed Sarah, warm Joanne Sweet Jenny, loving Susan Crazy Amy, wait for me I'll hurry, wait for me Hurry, wait for me Hurry... wait

At the bar there's a girl in the shadow Sitting still like a nun unknown Though an attic full of strangers May hold many hidden dangers There's a quality I like - She's alone So I pause And I wink And I shudder Just to bring her attention in line While her pastures may be greener I can tell by her demeanor She's mine! (The girl falls off her chair, dead drunk.) That's fine: I need a good-natured, old-fashioned Lesbian love story The kind of tale my mama used to tell Where the girls were so sweet And the music would swell And in the end the queen would send the men off to hell What is that mild-mannered, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where people knew exactly who they were? I want the story of yore That they don't sing anymore To an old-fashioned dyke like her See that girl on the bed, how she wants me She's a bee I could free from the hive I would never dare deceive her She's a very clever beaver With a quality I like - She's alive So I pause And I twitch In the silence While I pray that she'll play out this hand But I feel my intuition Saying "Notice her position" - Start the band! (The girl is embraced by a man.) She's clearly manned I planned a well-rendered, one-gendered Lesbian love story With good old-fashioned sex in every line Where girls with tattoos would whimper and whine "While on all fours, you show me yours And I'll show you mine." I miss that soft-hearted, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where women wrestle bears and passersby The kind of story so good That they won't tell in my 'hood To an old-fashioned dyke like - I'm gorgeous I'm single I'm bustin' with laughs So why Can't I Be just in two short paragraphs of a You betcha, damn funny Lesbian love story The kind of yarn that turns a girl to mush Choose from hundreds of blondes But when shove comes push I understand a bird in hand's worth two in the bush Sweet Jesus! Let's hear that old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where girls are girls And boys stay out to sea I'll write a new one and then I'll make them tell it again To an old-fashioned dyke Like me!

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Master of the House My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors And their moneys good as yours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Enter Monsieur, lay down your load Unlace your boots, rest from the road This weighs a ton, travel's a curse But here we strive to lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried (coin) And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are lots of tricks he knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!

Why did it have to speak…

Song: “This is a preview of the backing track on KZbin.” Me: 🔥🥵

At the bar there's a girl in the shadow Sitting still like a nun unknown Though an attic full of strangers May hold many hidden dangers There's a quality I like - She's alone So I pause And I wink And I shudder Just to bring her attention in line While her pastures may be greener I can tell by her demeanor She's mine! That's fine I need a good-natured, old-fashioned Lesbian love story The kind of tale my mama used to tell Where the girls were so sweet And the music would swell And in the end the queen would send the men off to hell Where is that mild-mannered, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where people knew exactly who they were? I want that story of yore That they don't sing anymore To an old-fashioned dyke like her See that girl on the bed, how she wants me She's a bee I could free from the hive I would never dare deceive her She's a very clever beaver With a quality I like - She's alive So I pause And I twitch In the silence While I pray that she'll play out this hand But I feel my intuition Saying "Notice her position" - Start the band! She's clearly manned I planned a well-rendered, one-gendered Lesbian love story With good old-fashioned sex in every line Where girls with tattoos would whimper and whine "While on all fours, you show me yours And I'll show you mine." I miss that soft-hearted, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where women wrestle bears and passersby The kind of story so good That they won't tell in my 'hood To an old-fashioned dyke like - I'm gorgeous I'm single I'm bustin' with laughs So why Can't I Be just in two short paragraphs of a You betcha, damn funny Lesbian love story The kind of yarn that turns a girl to mush Choose from hundreds of blondes But when shove comes to push I understand a bird in hand's worth two in the bush Sweet Jesus! Let's hear that old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where girls are girls And boys stay out to sea I'll write a new one and then I'll make them tell it again To an old-fashioned dyke Like me!

[BURRS] And now, ladies and gentlemen, The moment you've all been waiting for: The clown takes the center ring! I've changed my mind Let the evening rage ahead By tomorrow morning we could be dead drunk Or just dead. If she won't talk to me I've plenty else to do I'll talk to you And you and you and you and I think we're due for a : I think we're due for a : I think we're due for a : You think I'm headed for disaster You think I'm going up in flames You wanna break my fall You wanna stop them all from calling me names. You'd like to chain me down in irons You'd like to give me your support But when you se me stand Martini glass in hand The rescue you've got planned Must be aborted. Let me drown, this evening, Let me drown If I'm blue, let me truly play the clown Let me sail Let me sink Let me teeter on the brink Let me drown, drown, drown, drown, drown. You'd like to see me at confession You hope I learn from my mistakes You wanna save my soul But when I'm on a roll, Lay off of the brakes You think that when I meet my maker (Hello, Maker!) That cat'll be all dressed in red But every morn I pray That on that lucky day I'll hear that devil say "Son, pour it steady!" [BURRS, KATE & MEN] And let me drown, this evening, Let me drown Whoa, let me drown! If I'm low, let slowly paint the town Go, grab a dollah And follah me! When they ask for the roof Let me answer "Hundred Proof!" Let me drown, drown, drown, drown, drown. Drown, drown, drown, drown, drown. Let me drown in females foreign Let me dangle from a limb Ooooh... Teach me how to put my oar in But don't you dare to teach me How to swim! [KATE & ENSEMBLE] Let me drown, this evening, let me drown Let me drown! If you smile For a while I'll wear the frown Go slap that happy face [BURRS] Let me go Set me free I wanna run now Let me at that S.O.B. [KATE] No! [BURRS & ENSEMBLE] Let me drown, drown, drown, drown, drown Let me drown, till daybreak, Let me drown I'm the guy Guy! Who will buy Her wedding gown Here comes the bride. [BURRS & MEN] Till the dawn Breaks the spell All the world Can got to hell [KATE & WOMEN] Now, where is my bible? Strap me in Let me ride Till I'm on the other side Take me to the other side Let me rock Let me roll Let me roll [BURRS] Let me sacrifice my soul [BURRS, KATE & ENSEMBLE] Let me drown, Let me drown!

Da pra ver Que o mundo mudou demais Desde o tempo em que os ancestrais Se portavam como animais Hoje eu sei Que o abismo ficou maior Entre o homem e o animal O animal é bem melhor Nos velhos tempos um decote Causava o maior fricote Mas não faz mal Hoje é normal A arte da fotografia Virou só pornografia Com nu frontal Hoje eh normal O mundo pirou de vez Entortou de vez O prazer da vez É fazer à três Ou gastar clichês Pra conquistar michês Em um grande bacanal E eu que nunca amei de fato Aceito casar no ato Pois Afinal Hoje eh normal Tem vovó que se garante Pagando acompanhante Profissional Hoje é normal Já tem mamãe fazendo as trouxas Porque quer mostrar as coxas No musical Hoje é normal Se ama beber demais Ou comer demais Ou sair demais Ou trair demais Ou falar por trás Pra me pegar por trás Isso não é imoral Até quem era recatada Prefere dançar pelada No carnaval Hoje é normal O mundo pirou de vez Entortou de vez O prazer da vez É fazer à três Ou gastar clichês Pra conquistar michês Em um grande bacanal E eu que nunca amei de fato Aceito casar no ato Pois afinal Hoje eh normal Se ama rezar demais Ou pecar demais Ou mentir demais Pra fingir ser mais Ou ter paixões carnais Por razões banais Isso não é imoral E eu que nunca amei de fato Aceito casar no ato Pois afinal Hoje é normal Hoje é normal

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Tried to purchase from the website and to use the contact page when purchasing didn't work... Even the contact page didn't work. What might I do, please? Do you have an eddress?

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in my book (reed 3) theres oboe and english horn... and its the same track besides it being clarinet

1:02

I don't wanna show off no more I don't wanna sing tunes no more I don't wanna ride moons no more I don't wanna show off I don't wanna wear this no more Play the saucy swiss miss no more Blow my signature *kiss* no more I don't wanna show off Don't try to control me I've made up my mind And that's it I quit I'm leaving it all behind I don't wanna be cute no more Make the gentleman hoot no more I don't wanna wear fruit no more I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off no more Not me! Read her name in the news no more Page Three! Get the glowing reviews no more Aw Gee, I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off no more Off no more Not me I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off Show off Show off Don't wanna show off no more Please no more attention I've counted to ten And I'm through Adeau You'll never see this You'll never see this Never see this Never see that Never see these again Farewell Been swell I don't wanna change keys no more I don't wanna strip tease no more I don't wanna say "Cheese" no more I don't care if you scoff I don't wanna be cheered no more Praised no more Grabbed no more Touched no more Loved no more I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off She don't wanna show off I don't wanna show off No more I don't want an Encore no more Keep 'em shouting for more no more Dissappear through the floor no more I don't wanna show off

[KYLE, spoken] You think a twirler girl would actually go out with you? [STEWART, spoken] That would destroy the whole natural order of things. [ELLIOTT] “Hello, Elliott.” she said I think she finally noticed me! [SPITZ, spoken] It’s only been ten years! [ELLIOTT] Those are the first words she said Since we were in soph'more chemistry When she said: [NICOLE] “Pass the pipette, please. Thanks!” KYLE, STEWART, SPITZ & ALVIN laugh. [ELLIOTT] But I think she’s noticed that I’m not the same And this time she even used my name [KYLE, spoken] Well, stranger things have happеned. [SPITZ, spoken] Yeah, Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. [ELLIOTT] Bright white tеnnis shoes, a smile that cures any blues [SPITZ] She makes your flag unfurl [KYLE] But do you really have a prayer? [STEWARD] You’re just a tuba player [ALVIN] And she’s a twirler girl [KYLE, STEWART, SPITZ & ALVIN] She’s a twirler girl [KYLE, spoken] Besides, isn’t she, like, engaged to that jerk from the swim team? [ALVIN, spoken] No! He dumped her last week. Right in the middle of her shift at the Chick-Fil-A. [SPITZ, spoken] Brutal! [ELLIOTT, spoken] Maybe if her best friend put in a good word? On my behalf? [SPITZ] Nicole likes guys who are tall Who act real macho and in command [ELLIOTT] That’s true, but still after all I’m captain of the school marching band [SPITZ] I mean, I think she likes athletes, dude [ELLIOTT] But I’ve been working out on the elliptical My weight is down, can’t you see? And now I’m thinking that the feeling’s reciprocal By the way that she looked at me Fifteen pounds lighter, maybe I could invite her out For a chocolate strawberry swirl She could drink it while I eat a salad with a side of pita [KYLE, STEWART, SPITZ & ALVIN] She’d be your twirler girl! [ELLIOTT] She’d be my twirler girl! [SPITZ, spoken] There’s no way you’ve got a shot with her, home slice! [ELLIOTT, spoken] You guys are just jealous. She’s totally into me. [STEWART, spoken] Yeah, right, and Sousa wrote waltzes! [ELLIOTT] And Nicole is prettier than my brother’s girlfriend The “Miss Cuyahoga Falls” winner And my whole family would look at me differently If I brought her home to have dinner My dad would put down his golf magazine And my mom would stop watching T.V. And they’d see that I was someone For once I’d be someone Not just my weatherman brother, but me Then she’d come up to my room, and we’d sit on my floor Reading rare-back issues of the Fantastic Four Then we’d watch all three Star Wars movies in succession And I’d crack her up with my Chewbacca impression ELLIOTT does a wookie roar And we’ll play two-player on my Nintendo System And I’ll play my compositions How could she resist ‘em? ‘Cause secretly, she’ll say, “I love all that stuff,” Just like me, a music lover and a sci-fi buff And finally she’ll see that I’m good enough I’d be good enough! And we’ll ride to school in my brother’s Chevy Malibu The former swine and his pearl And all the jocks’ll turn around to get a better view of Me and my twirler- Finally I’ll walk the halls without any cat calls No, they’ll have no insults to hurl Oh, I can’t wait to see the way that they look at me Me and my twirler girl My twirler girl!

omg im so excited

These tracks really help a vocalist.

Is there anyway you can make a lower key version????

How do you make your tracks/ what programs?

SMITTY: Well, here it is five P.M. The finish of a long day's work. And there they are both of them, The secretary and the clerk. Not very well acquainted. Not very much to say But I can hear those two little minds Ticking away. Now, she's thinking: ROSEMARY: I wonder if we take the same bus. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: That could be quite a thing between us. SMITTY: Now, she's thinking: ROSEMARY: He really is a dear. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: But what of my career. SMITTY: And she says: ROSEMARY: Ah! hum... SMITTY: And he says: FINCH: A hum-hum... Well it's been a long day. ALL: Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day. SMITTY: Now, she's thinking: ROSEMARY: I wish that he were more of a flirt. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: I guess a little flirting won't hurt. SMITTY: Now she's thinking: ROSEMARY: For dinner we could meet. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: We both've gotta eat, ah.... SMITTY: And she says: ROSEMARY: Atchoo... SMITTY: And he says: FINCH: Gesundheidt! ROSEMARY: Thank you! FINCH: Well, it's been a long day! ALL: Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day. SMITTY: Hey! There's a yummy Friday's special at Stouffer's. It's dollar-ninety vegetable plate. And on the bottom of the add, Not bad, service for two, Three-fifty eight, To make a bargain, make a date. ROSEMARY: Wonderful! FINCH: It's fate! SMITTY: Now she's thinking: ROSEMARY: What the female kind of trap could I spring? SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: I might as well forget the whole thing. SMITTY: Now she's thinking: ROSEMARY: Suppose I take his arm... SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: Well, really what's the harm? SMITTY: And she says: ROSEMARY: Hungry? SMITTY: And he says: FINCH: Yeah! ROSEMARY: Yeah! SMITTY: Yeah! ALL: Well, it's been a long day! Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day. COMPANY: Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day.

SMITTY: Well, here it is five P.M. The finish of a long day's work. And there they are both of them, The secretary and the clerk. Not very well acquainted. Not very much to say But I can hear those two little minds Ticking away. Now, she's thinking: ROSEMARY: I wonder if we take the same bus. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: That could be quite a thing between us. SMITTY: Now, she's thinking: ROSEMARY: He really is a dear. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: But what of my career. SMITTY: And she says: ROSEMARY: Ah! hum... SMITTY: And he says: FINCH: A hum-hum... Well it's been a long day. ALL: Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day. SMITTY: Now, she's thinking: ROSEMARY: I wish that he were more of a flirt. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: I guess a little flirting won't hurt. SMITTY: Now she's thinking: ROSEMARY: For dinner we could meet. SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: We both've gotta eat, ah.... SMITTY: And she says: ROSEMARY: Atchoo... SMITTY: And he says: FINCH: Gesundheidt! ROSEMARY: Thank you! FINCH: Well, it's been a long day! ALL: Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day. SMITTY: Hey! There's a yummy Friday's special at Stouffer's. It's dollar-ninety vegetable plate. And on the bottom of the add, Not bad, service for two, Three-fifty eight, To make a bargain, make a date. ROSEMARY: Wonderful! FINCH: It's fate! SMITTY: Now she's thinking: ROSEMARY: What the female kind of trap could I spring? SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: I might as well forget the whole thing. SMITTY: Now she's thinking: ROSEMARY: Suppose I take his arm... SMITTY: And he's thinking: FINCH: Well, really what's the harm? SMITTY: And she says: ROSEMARY: Hungry? SMITTY: And he says: FINCH: Yeah! ROSEMARY: Yeah! SMITTY: Yeah! ALL: Well, it's been a long day! Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day. COMPANY: Well, it's been a long, Been a long, been a long, Been a long day.

could we manage to buy in woman register? for alto?

Anything Goes Lyrics [RENO] Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose Anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos And though I'm not a great romancer I know that I'm bound to answer When you propose Anything goes When grandmama whose age is eighty In night clubs is getting matey with gigolos Anything goes When mothers pack and leave poor father Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros Anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like Why, nobody will oppose! When ev'ry night The set that's smart Is intruding in nudist parties in studios Anything goes [ALL] The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos And though I'm not a great romancer I know that I'm bound to answer When you propose Anything goes [RENO] If saying your prayers you like If green pears you like If old chairs you like If back stairs you like If love affairs you like With young bears you like Why nobody will oppose! [ALL] And though I'm not a great romancer I know that I'm bound to answer When you propose Anything goes Anything goes!

BUDDY] Come on, Jovie, singing can be easy [JOVIE, spoken] Please stop. [BUDDY] It's fun, it's free, and best of all, it's- [JOVIE, spoken] Totally cheesy? Come on! All you have to do is move your voice up higher High, low, high, low High, it's just like talking Only you sustain it and you make it sound pretty Benny The Butcher 'How To Rap' Official Lyrics & Meaning | Genius Verified [JOVIE, spoken] No. [BUDDY] Just sing a Christmas song It's like magic, if things go wrong Just spread some Christmas cheer By singing loud for all to hear [JOVIE, spoken] People are staring. [BUDDY, spoken] That's the point! [BUDDY] Just sing a Christmas song And keep on singing all season long Think of the joy you'll bring If you just close your eyes and sing And if you're short on cheer Think about that year You woke up to find a brand new snow had fallen The ornaments you made Way back in second grade Untangling the Christmas lights Took your father several nights Your mother claimed that she had proof There were reindeer on the roof Remember who you were back then? Let those moments live again [BUDDY, spoken] Come on, Jovie! Try it for me! [JOVIE] Just sing a Christmas song [BUDDY, spoken] That's it! [JOVIE] It's like magic, if things go wrong [BUDDY, spoken] Keep going! [JOVIE] Just spread some Christmas cheer By singing loud for all to hear [JOVIE, BUDDY & COMPANY] Just sing a Christmas song And keep on singing all season long (To hear) Think of the joy you'll bring If you just close your eyes If you just close your eyes If you just close your eyes And sing

At the bar there's a girl in the shadow Sitting still like a nun unknown Though an attic full of strangers May hold many hidden dangers There's a quality I like - She's alone So I pause And I wink And I shudder Just to bring her attention in line While her pastures may be greener I can tell by her demeanor She's mine! That's fine I need a good-natured, old-fashioned Lesbian love story The kind of tale my mama used to tell Where the girls were so sweet And the music would swell And in the end the queen would send the men off to hell Where is that mild-mannered, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where people knew exactly who they were? I want that story of yore That they don't sing anymore To an old-fashioned dyke like her See that girl on the bed, how she wants me She's a bee I could free from the hive I would never dare deceive her She's a very clever beaver With a quality I like - She's alive So I pause And I twitch In the silence While I pray that she'll play out this hand But I feel my intuition Saying "Notice her position" - Start the band! She's clearly manned I planned a well-rendered, one-gendered Lesbian love story With good old-fashioned sex in every line Where girls with tattoos would whimper and whine "While on all fours, you show me yours And I'll show you mine." I miss that soft-hearted, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where women wrestle bears and passersby The kind of story so good That they won't tell in my 'hood To an old-fashioned dyke like - I'm gorgeous I'm single I'm bustin' with laughs So why Can't I Be just in two short paragraphs of a You betcha, damn funny Lesbian love story The kind of yarn that turns a girl to mush Choose from hundreds of blondes But when shove comes to push I understand a bird in hand's worth two in the bush Sweet Jesus! Let's hear that old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where girls are girls And boys stay out to sea I'll write a new one and then I'll make them tell it again To an old-fashioned dyke Like me!

VideosLyricsListen The wheels of your mind just keep on spinning Another exhausting climb uphill You always come close to almost winning But there's that one blank You can't seem to fill Come on, Parker! You're brimming with skill and brains and knowledge You're hardly a humdrum average Joe So, you didn't come from some dumb college Just focus and think You're practically there If you could get ink In each little square You'd be the genius on Cleveland Street Yeah An intellectual elite And you could win an award A trophy for all to see Ah! Hm! Imagine that! The genius on Cleveland Street The guy the neighbors want to greet That's instant respect A little recognition for me What are the jumping reptiles referred to frequently by Little Orphan Annie? Hmm Leapin'... Ah! Leapin' lizards! Ha-ha! You're busting your hump to make a living And where's your thanks? Where's your reward? Not enough get and too much giving You need this to work 'Cause then you could go From Parker the Jerk To Parker the Pro You'd be the genius on Cleveland Street The Bumpus hounds would lick your feet Ah! And the mayor would say Hey! Hand him that city key Thank you, ladies and gentlemen The genius on Cleveland Street The guy they're lining up to meet Frank Parker, the champ A stamp of recognition for me All right, let's see here Dorothy's dog. Four letters Toto! Fast-thinking secret agent Mr. Moto! Just got one more spot to fill Actress who played Diamond Lill M-A-E-W-blank-S-T Oh, God. Ahh, Ma-ee Wust? Ma-ee Wast? Ma-ee Weest? Ma-ee Wist? Mae We... Mae West! Mae West! Mr. Parker, you're the best No question, you're the best we've ever seen What a genius on Cleveland Street The wiz whose puzzle is complete If I send it in And somehow, I win They'll see The genius on Cleveland Street Let this be it Let this be the one I'd get instant respect Instant respect A little recognition for me

Me patiently awaiting Out of the Blue ;)

Ladies and gentlemen! May I have your attention, please? Do you wake every morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be there? Well, ladies and gentlemen From now on, you can waken at ease You need never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare Gentlemen, you are about to see something That rose from the dead On the top of my head Scarcely a month ago, gentlemen I was struck with a horrible Dermatologic disease Though the finest physicians in London were called I awakened one morning amazed and appalled To discover with dread that my head was as bald As a novice's knees I was dying of shame 'Til a gentleman came An illustrious barber, Pirelli by name He give me a liquid as precious as gold I rubbed it in daily like what I was told And behold! Only thirty days old! 'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That's what did the trick, sir True, sir, true Was it quick, sir? Did it in a tick, sir Just like an elixir Ought to do! How about a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I don't know (go ahead and tug, sir) You don't need (go ahead, sir, harder) Ah, let's go! Does Pirelli's Stimulate the growth, sir? You can have my oath, sir 'Tis unique Rub a minute Stimulating, innit? Soon you'll have to thin it Once a week! Penny buys a bottle, guaranteed! Penny buys a bottle, might as well (how about a sample?) (Wotcher think?) Have you ever smelled a cleaner smell? Isn't it a crime they let these urchins clog the pavement? Penny buys a bottle, does it? (That's enough, sir, ample) (Go ahead and try it, what the hell) Gently dab it Gets to be a habit Soon there'll be enough, sir Somebody can grab it See that chap with Hair like Shelley's? You can tell he's Used Pirelli's Let me have a bottle Make that two Pardon me, ma'am, what's that awful stench? (Then again I could get some for Harry) Are we standing near an open trench? (How about a beer?) Must be standing near an open trench (you know a pub?) Bye, bye (I'm just passing by) (there's one close by) (pass it by) Buy Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Anything what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls Try Pirelli's When they see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir Of the girls Want to buy a bottle, missus? What is this? Propagates the hair, sir (what is this?) (Penny for a bottle) Smells like piss (what was that?) Smells like-phew! (He says it smells like piss) Looks like piss (says it smells like piss) (would not touch it if I was you, dear!) (Wotcher think?) How about a sample, mister? (This is piss) Piss with ink! Let me smell that bottle I don't want no ink piss! What is this? (Never mind that madman, mister) (What does that smell like to you, sir?) Give us back our money! Give 'em back their money! (What does that smell like to you ma'am?) Where is this Pirelli? Yeah, where is this Pirelli? Let Pirelli's Activate your roots, sir Keep it off your boots, sir Eats right through (Go and get Pirelli!) Yes, get Pirelli's! Use a bottle of it Ladies seem to love it Flies do, too! Hand the bloody money over! Hand the bloody money over! See Pirelli's Miracle Elixir Grow a little wick, sir Then some fuzz The Pirelli's Soon'll make it thick, sir Like a good elixir Always does! Trust Pirelli's If your hair is sick, sir Fix it in the nick, sir Don't look grim Just Pirelli's Miracle Elixir That'll do the trick, sir (What about the money?) If you've got a kick, sir What about the money? Where is this Pirelli? Go and get Pirelli! What about our money? (Tell it to the mixer of the Miracle Elixir) If you've got a kick, sir! (Where's Pirelli?) Talk to him!

I wish this didn’t have the random robot voice lol 😭 I would’ve used this for competition.

When You Say Vegas Lyrics [CASINO ANNOUNCER, spoken] Ladies and Gentlemen, the Milano Hotel and Casino is very pleased to welcome This evening and every evening the legend, the icon, the very soul of Las Vegas: Mr. Buddy Rocky! [BUDDY ROCKY] When you say Vegas You're saying love You're saying diamond rings And all the things That little girls dream of You're hearing bells go ring ding ding For me and you In Las Vegas The land where dreams come true When you say Vegas [SHOWGIRL, spoken] Vegas! [BUDDY ROCKY] You're saying "Yes!" You're talking Broadway shows, designer clothes And wow, hey, that's quite a dress Only suckers go to Foxwoods Get a clue And come to Vegas The land where dreams come true Put on your tux Dress her up to her molars Show her you roll with the highest rollers Flash some cash, snag a front row seat It's a night that she won't forget You might be in the desert, kid But a girl can still get wet I'm joking, hey When you say Vegas You're saying "bring it on, bring it on" You're saying fill my heart with beauty and art And don't quit before I'm gone You can see Ms. Liza Minelli, Ms. Barbra Streisand, or you can just Miss Celine Dion You're saying deal me a flush Hey, sorry mister How should I know that stripper's your sister Cash in your chips and thank the stars above That you're in V-E-G-A-S And that spells love [TOMMY KORMAN, spoken] Home, sweet home! [JOHNNY SANDWICH, spoken] Great to back, isn't it boss? [TOMMY KORMAN, spoken] And the minute I got off that plane and saw all those slot machines I just had this warm wonderful feeling [sung] Grab a machine and start yankin' that lever [ENSEMBLE] Yank that lever [BUDDY ROCKY] Chances are swell you'll get lucky forever [CASINO GOER, spoken] Jackpot! [TOMMY KORMAN] Vegas is, was, and always will be The hottest of all hot spots [JOHNNY SANDWICH] There's some guys been here fifty years And they're still shoving things in slots [BUDDY ROCKY, spoken] What is he talkin' about?! [BUDDY, TOMMY, & JOHNNY] When you say Vegas [ENSEMBLE] Vegas! [BUDDY, TOMMY, & JOHNNY] You're saying [ALL] The skies always blue [JOHNNY SANDWICH] London's too old [TOMMY KORMAN] And Cleveland ain't pretty [BUDDY ROCKY] And we got nicer hookers than Jersey City [BUDDY, TOMMY, & JOHNNY] There's a whole lot of love in Nevada [ALL] Just waiting for you Some come to Las Vegas [TOMMY KORMAN] What I say? [ENSEMBLE, spoken] Las Vegas! [BUDDY ROCKY] Lead the way to [ALL] Las Vegas [BUDDY ROCKY] The land where dreams come true [TOMMY KORMAN, spoken] Come on, Las Vegas! [ALL] Yeah!

these tracks are INCREDIBLE pleasseee do queenie was a blond and out of the blue!!!

Hey there, Mister Mirror Man Shakin' and a quakin' Tremblin' like 'dem fraidy cats do Somethin' big be botherin' you Cold feets Cold feets Brother you got cold feets You can make 'dem cold feets hot With a little rhythm Young feets Old feets Can be uncontrolled feets Rhythm make 'dem cold feets trot Down the aisle Frosty arches They can learn to swing Icy toes can jive Wedding marches Played in ragtime swing Make frigid soles come alive And take that dive Cold feets Shmold feets Turn 'em into bold feets Rhythm make them cold feets Hot!

If purchased, can we adjust tempos?