Jeff Wortman

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@Negative_Germ 15 күн бұрын

The AC/DC connection is all this guys got and he should be thankful that he was able to make money from it .. the only reason ppl listen to him is just because of that connection and nothing else

@joekoz3815 Ай бұрын

Caddy thoughts not comments

@ScottValk-t1b Ай бұрын

Did you notice the guy’s not even wearing golf shoes? He’s wearing loafers. every time he swings, you can see his feet slipping.😂🤣

@joebob8037 2 ай бұрын

Wasted 3 minutes of my life listening to rubbish from a caddy that could barely enunciate a proper one liner that was even original

@JeffWortman 2 ай бұрын

Were you expecting Casablanca?

@joebob8037 17 күн бұрын

@@JeffWortman Make better choices,ie.We'll need it come Jan 20th!

@usatrooper5045 2 ай бұрын

😂🤪🇺🇲

@hedey2 2 ай бұрын

Mostly oldies but the OJ and Hitler were my highlights.

@JeffWortman 2 ай бұрын

keep that to yourself 🤣

@STEVE-lk2ft 3 ай бұрын

At the 2023 Masters, honorary starter Tom Watson asked Gary player if he was going to do a push-up? Gary quickly says he had already done his push-ups while Tom was sleeping. Again Tom asked Gary how long he just hit his drive, Gary replied “ not very long, I could hear the ball land”.

@marktretter4928 3 ай бұрын

My friend Dominic’s brother used to caddie for Fuzzy Zoeller. Mike Mazzeo. During a tournament Fuzzy turns to Mike and says your fired. Mike turns and says you can’t fire me I know too much. It was a funny line , about 35 years ago I guess now.

@JeffWortman 3 ай бұрын

@@marktretter4928 hahahahaa. That’s absolutely brilliant

@kenfarrar9428 3 ай бұрын

Man hits a bad shot. Rhetorically asks the air what is wrong with me. The caddy says, well laddie there’s shite on the end of the club. Man turns club over and looks at the head. No, laddie, says the caddy, the other end.

@lincolnprojectnemesis3253 3 ай бұрын

Golfer with a caddy in Scotland...he used the "too close to the ball after you hit it" line on me. "Too much LOFT"; LACK OF FING TALENT. You will never have a proper golfing experience until you've had your "bollocks" properly busted by a Scottish scunner

@JeffWortman 3 ай бұрын

@@lincolnprojectnemesis3253 hahahaaaa. That would be brutal

@lincolnprojectnemesis3253 3 ай бұрын

@@JeffWortman the guy was evidently at one time capable of making the PGA and the walls of the clubhouse had his pictures in nearly every hall as club champion. He had a line for every hole. Including the 19th where I paid my respect 🙏

@JeffWortman 3 ай бұрын

@@lincolnprojectnemesis3253 ⁠tough audience to impress on the course then for sure. I had my first eagle whilst playing with the club pro and he just shrugged and said ‘nice shot’…🙄

@Democracyrules2345 3 ай бұрын

Nothing new and lots of better ones

@JeffWortman 3 ай бұрын

@@Democracyrules2345 lets hear one

@williammoseley17 3 ай бұрын

Sonny Bono. Now that is cold blooded.

@Gerard-mv9rc 3 ай бұрын

It's funny u have a caddie and a golf cart. Genius lol

@paulday5722 3 ай бұрын

The Masters music playing in the background is perfect.

@cayseningalls2856 5 ай бұрын

What does does your husband play mean I have a idea but I’m not sure

@snaggletooth14 3 ай бұрын

Implying the golfer is a woman.

@cayseningalls2856 3 ай бұрын

@@snaggletooth14 I mean how come you say it when they short a putt

@stevekeller3643 6 ай бұрын

Some great ones there, & I agree about liking the format. What is triple zero ? As in “shall I call triple zero” ?

@JeffWortman 6 ай бұрын

Thanks 😂 oh triple zero is Australia’s version of ‘9-1-1’ 📞

@MediaLieDetector 7 ай бұрын

My dog got hit by a car and died while I was watching… It was funnier than this crap comedy.

@JeffWortman 7 ай бұрын

Why didn’t you rush to the aid of your dog?..

@MediaLieDetector 7 ай бұрын

@@JeffWortman Do you need me to explain this… really?

@martinwalsh6877 8 ай бұрын

Why is the caddy using a cart?

@JeffWortman 8 ай бұрын

Hmmm… that was an oversight, you’re right

@westc9294 8 ай бұрын

Lol

@bullterror5 10 ай бұрын

It's getting worse everyday, time to come home

@DarrylStahley Жыл бұрын

He should have told him it was his loft ! Lack of fucking talent !! Lol

@Astrocop17 Жыл бұрын

For a really bad slice, shank, etc really far into the woods…… Lassie couldn’t find that one if you wrapped bacon around it.

@angelagraham95 Жыл бұрын

That’s my husband he passed in 2018 we miss him so

@s.d.3236 Жыл бұрын

The two greatest lines ever uttered on a golf course: 1. you eat pieces of s#*t for breakfast? 2. ...now you've had enough....b*#ch

@nickdeliso7026 Жыл бұрын

After someone 3 putts. “Just like masturbation. You’re embarrassed when you do it, but you know it will happen again”.

@3012401472 Жыл бұрын

That looks like a NITBY shot. (Not in the bunker yet)

@niagarawaygmail Жыл бұрын

A “Monica “or a “Lewinsky “occurs on a lip out. All lip, no hole!!

@lionelbass1505 Жыл бұрын

music is annoying

@jameslaughter5183 Жыл бұрын

Never use a caddie.

@Tom-ok2rh Жыл бұрын

Another one you can tell your buddies is when they are struggling suggest that you have found their problem and tell them it’s their feet. And when they ask my feet? Am I standing too open or too far from the ball? Then you say it’s your feet that’s the problem…they got no business being on a golf course 😅

@Tom-ok2rh Жыл бұрын

Whenever someone pops up their tee ball tell them that was an elephant’s ass shot… high and it stinks Whenever someone sends one deep in the trees I tell them that’s so deep in the woods you might find a couple of moonshine stills in there. Half of the fun we get from playing golf is the laughs 😂

@JeffWortman Жыл бұрын

hahahahaa. Brilliant. They'd be in the sequel!

@Tom-ok2rh Жыл бұрын

Another one I came up with is on any shot over water when someone hits it thin and it starts skipping along the water I call that a Miss Budweiser 😅😅sometimes I have to explain to them that that was the name of a famous hydroplane speedboat from the past then they understood 🤣🤣

@28russ Жыл бұрын

The Hitler line cracked me the fuck up. 😂😂☠

@gmantjk Жыл бұрын

Played with a couple of Brits recently, they used the Hitler line as well as "The Rommel"--going from bunker to bunker...

@MrDogfish83 Жыл бұрын

When your friend misses a putt "that was the right club tho"

@uprightfossil6673 Жыл бұрын

The funniest one liner I ever hear was on the fairway of the fourteenth hole in Kent Wa. After every strike at the ball the golfer let out a string of expletives six to ten words long. A par four where I heard at least eight one liners. Some had to be directed at me laughing out loud.

@jeffreyb8770 Жыл бұрын

I quit playing forty years ago for my high blood pressure.

@obamathebigearsclown3979 Жыл бұрын

I yell Hey you got a RIDER, he asked what that is, I explained that he hit far enough to get in the cart and RIDE to the ball

@williamhagen2792 Жыл бұрын

THIS STINKS.

@JeffWortman Жыл бұрын

Is that another suggestion or your review of the vid?

@VN9001 Жыл бұрын

Bill: duff's his tee shot and it just rolls to the edge of the tee box. Me: I saw where it landed!

@robertkay9594 Жыл бұрын

Happened to me with exact same shot. Guy says, ‘what’d you use?’

@freddyjefferson5164 Жыл бұрын

Not funny

@JeffWortman Жыл бұрын

you'd be a riot on the course

@TheCymbalProject Жыл бұрын

lol.... these are pretty dark

@NE14MX Жыл бұрын

I think the only Bud lights being sold, are for parodies like these!

@johncollins7062 Жыл бұрын

***Spoiler Alert! This is what happened at the end of the sixth day. - After creating everything else, God swept the scraps into a dust pan, thought for a moment and told the dust pan ‘surprise me’. A lawyer jumped up, dusted himself off (get it?), looked around and said ‘You missed a little over there’. God put his glasses on (He is far sighted, right?) and said ‘Oh no, that is your heart. Go to sleep and I will fix it.’ The lawyer glanced at his watch and said ‘No, no, I don’t have time for that. Can you turn it into a thousand business cards?