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@DJGaming-q5c 9 күн бұрын
“I’m a 1920s housewife” IS WILD💀💀💀
@LovelyNayru 9 күн бұрын
What a bright smile!! You seem so comfortable performing, keep it up!!
@DistantClover 9 күн бұрын
I got a ps5, switch and old consoles AND I have a lil sis I love so I brought everything in pairs. (Saving since I was 8) also I got a lot of art merch from artists. all my clothes are gifts or from a discount store, I buy bras yearly on sale, and most the work done on myself (hair, nails,etc.) and car is done by me or my family.
@mostlynull 9 күн бұрын
Nothing but facts. You can always tell where a dude's priorities are when you see what they spend their money on. 😂😂😂 Now lemme go play some video games on my expensive laptop while praying my ghetto office chair doesn't decide to finally collapse under my weight and impale my stupid ass. 💀
@greatbarrierleaf4625 9 күн бұрын
Y’all remember when SpongeBob became a comedian and everyone asked him to do Squirrel jokes? Catch me at Sammy’s next set shouting “Forest Hills Bukharian guy jokes!!!” (Jk I’m not a heckler but please do it I beg of you)
@K1soup 9 күн бұрын
That was good especially cause I'm from San Diego everyone cuts their own hair
@AidanTheTruckDriver 9 күн бұрын
Lol same
@ericmcclelland7151 21 күн бұрын
I know, I know, I know it's meant to be a joke But people that actually have this attitude just make us worse as a society It's not hard just put your shopping trolley back, etc Don't makes things just cause they don't directly effect you Funny enough having a dirty ass car does effect you and you still don't care Cut of your nose to spite your face
@madunicorn7621 22 күн бұрын
And my plumber will tell me that you put coffee ground, wipes, hair, grease, egg shells or whatever down the drain and it’s being added to your rent. It’s called a tci. Tenant caused invoice.
@BadBoyAnzer 22 күн бұрын
@@madunicorn7621 my man. You realize you’re watching a clip of stand-up comedy, right?
@madunicorn7621 21 күн бұрын
@@BadBoyAnzer yes, I was just making a comment in case some young new renter watches and think they can get away with it. I’m in property management, I hate telling a broke kid just starting out in life that they have to pay for doing something either the packaging tells them they can or something they had seen their mom do 100 times. Besides you can always use another comment.
@teaganthornbrue 21 күн бұрын
@@madunicorn7621 you sound like a slumlord
@Tyshkevich 22 күн бұрын
And then you wonder why rent went up. You still pay, dufis
@TivasDorch-mx7yr 22 күн бұрын
👍😁😆😅😂🤣
@ferretlord3990 23 күн бұрын
This why I live with my mom, *her garbage disposal* (I was assaulted by her husband, I actually now live with my aunt) He almost made me crush my Rubik’s cubes with my back when he pushed me down 😤
@ferretlord3990 23 күн бұрын
Poor cubes didn’t deserve such a threat 😭😢
@stjohnny8854 23 күн бұрын
Yep... I'm raising rent.
@fakename1474 22 күн бұрын
Raising rent gives less ability to take care of it for those renting it. Heaven forbid let them have enough money to buy the cleaning materials you want them to already use
@Eeland_Stribling 23 күн бұрын
How is this the poorest joke? And the richest joke?
@princeroyal195 23 күн бұрын
Sounded like a UN speech disguised as comedy
@ChefofWar33 22 күн бұрын
@@princeroyal195 that's what I'm saying.
@goon009 23 күн бұрын
Own nothing and be happy.
@ChefofWar33 23 күн бұрын
Very un-American. Yet. Very liberal American. Haha
@BadBoyAnzer 22 күн бұрын
Whoops, I offended your delicate conservative feelings with satire 😜
@ChefofWar33 22 күн бұрын
@BadBoyAnzer I don't support anyone that takes rights from me or tells me what I can and can't do. Look closely at who and what you are voting for. You will see quickly that the left only wishes to tell people what they can and can't do.
@ChefofWar33 22 күн бұрын
@@BadBoyAnzer It was the ai then.
@BadBoyAnzer 22 күн бұрын
@@ChefofWar33 all good I don’t really wanna argue with you over the internet anyway. I’m sure besides your KZbin name you’re a pretty decent guy. Thanks for watching stand-up. Lemme know if you ever wanna come to a show I got you 🙌🏽
@ChefofWar33 16 күн бұрын
@BadBoyAnzer We wouldn't even be able to argue. I've been flagged as a conservative a long time ago and the ai censors almost everything I type that brings up political issues.
@TangerineCrossing Ай бұрын
"Regular tree" killed me. Nice delivery
@Eeland_Stribling 2 ай бұрын
Bebés mas
@swagg6301 3 ай бұрын
What a call back 😂😂
@BadBoyAnzer 3 ай бұрын
@@swagg6301 thank you G 🙌🏽
@anyamendez3099 4 ай бұрын
You're lucky. I'll be 44 next week and I still have no idea who my father is
@comradetrippcomedy 4 ай бұрын
excellent video! would love to see more.
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
Wow, Comrade thank youuu 🫶🏽
@BrysontheeTV 4 ай бұрын
Man, id love to do a piece with you in Chicago. This is dope. I read your piece on reddit that I believe you posted June 10th, yesterday. I agree with what you said at the beginning of this video, and I've totally been there before. I'm thinking I'm all cultured, begging my friends to be quiet, or not to act ignorant. Then I got treated bogus, and I was like.....whaaaaa...
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
Dawg let's talk send me a message I'll be in Chicago mid-August 🙌🏽
@duncanengel5146 4 ай бұрын
Cool vid! The audio was a little all over the place, couldn't hear your mic too well but all of the guests sounded fine.
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the feedback we appreciate you watching
@slydogger 4 ай бұрын
Sweden or Finland, whats the difference.
@Nuudom 4 ай бұрын
Well after 300 years of oppression from sweden you try and come up with an original culture 😂 jokes aside how dare you!
@Mustanaamio7 4 ай бұрын
Totally different language and different culture, for starters. Finland is also country that invented black boxes that airplanes have, sms messages, saunas, ice skates, and Nokia cellphones.
@slydogger 4 ай бұрын
@@Mustanaamio7 I bet your the kind of person that thinks there's a difference between an Englishman and a Scotsman.
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
Someone who gets me ⬆
@TheSergio1021 4 ай бұрын
Damn dude, you straight up proved it with a crowd of people, everyone is qualified to be the prime minister of Finland 😂😂
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
That's what I'm sayiiiiin 😆 thanks for watching me g
@10jonjon01 4 ай бұрын
Good shit
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
Thank you dawwg 🫶
@isaacnieves5510 4 ай бұрын
Good crowd work
@Smeagolsthong 4 ай бұрын
I don’t think they “just learned about it” they think they’ve discovered it and are the leading fighters
@RackemDawg 4 ай бұрын
Remember when all of this BLM psyop went down, and it hurt your feelings, so you said all lives matter, and somehow YOU were the racist?
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
What are you talking about?
@salvadorvillanueva3047 4 ай бұрын
@@BadBoyAnzeroh bro don't even try to figure it out. The joke went past his head or he assumes you're calling him out specifically. Comedy channels get these dudes in the comments all the time.
@RackemDawg 4 ай бұрын
@@BadBoyAnzer what do you think I’m talking about, genius? I’m not even talking about your joke. Just don’t want anyone forgetting what happened.
@TheUnholyPosole 4 ай бұрын
...you want to know why they didn't like All Lives Matter? Because before BLM, the organization was literally called All Lives Matter, it didn't get a lot of attention till they focused on black people, then they got better numbers so they changed the name to Black Lives Matter....then the Biden administration used the foundation to generate campaign funds through Act Blue. None of it was about black lives, it was just a cash grab, and even though we know it was a cash grab, social justice protestors won't admit it because they don't understand how the govt rips people off because it's disguised as charity.
@BadBoyAnzer 4 ай бұрын
@@salvadorvillanueva3047 looks like you were right 🤣
@tracysauvage1351 5 ай бұрын
I'm not rich...but I wouldn't touch Mc Donald's with a bargepole. ❤Gaza. Nice joke though.
@BadBoyAnzer 5 ай бұрын
thanks!
@Arda_1337_ 5 ай бұрын
They dont make them fresh the fries ade unsalted they put it into the container and then salted so if you order without salt you literally get the same non freag fries but without seasoning
@Jay-qm4zd 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@alexmann152 5 ай бұрын
Solid stuff. Easy to tell, doesn’t offend, delivered well, you’ve got skill
@BadBoyAnzer 5 ай бұрын
What a terrific compliment you made my day
@alexmann152 5 ай бұрын
@@BadBoyAnzer You're gonna make it man. You've got the stuff.
@earthwormandruw 5 ай бұрын
I'm poor and very offended by this joke.
@BadBoyAnzer 5 ай бұрын
@@alexmann152 sometimes we comedians take pride in bringing people joy or making their night but Alex, man. I looked at this notification like 5 different times and screnshotted it to save. Thank you man, you made my day.
@BadBoyAnzer 5 ай бұрын
@@earthwormandruw poor and easily offended is a rough combo to go through life with 😆 Try a sense of humor
@BeffJezos12 5 ай бұрын
oh my God he doesn't moisturize his nipples
@bababooey2893 5 ай бұрын
You want a real fast food hack? Go when the drive thru is busy and tell them they forgot your ranch or something. They'll almost always hand you someone's order at the window. As soon as the bag leaves their hand, they're not allowed to take it back through the window. Free food.
@jnew2162 5 ай бұрын
So, steal? Living dishonestly is gonna catch up with you one day.
@bababooey2893 5 ай бұрын
@@jnew2162 poor times call for poor measures my friend. McDonald's ain't gonna go broke over an unpaid meal.
@jimipollard8302 5 ай бұрын
I ain’t reading all that 😂
@Eeland_Stribling 5 ай бұрын
@@jnew2162everybody gotta eat
@Jamnn 5 ай бұрын
@@jnew2162it’s from a multibillion dollar corporation, who gives a shit about stealing a $5 fast food meal from them?
@stacehansen3140 7 ай бұрын
Nicely done - Hilarious stuff
@brianoreillycomediancartoonist 7 ай бұрын
Technically, a palm tree is a weed, because of its root system
@Eeland_Stribling 7 ай бұрын
Not true.
@brianoreillycomediancartoonist 7 ай бұрын
@@Eeland_Stribling my bad, that's what I was told when I lived in Florida, but you're right, a Google search tells us not so
@Eeland_Stribling 7 ай бұрын
@@brianoreillycomediancartoonist so someone “told you“ and now you’re an expert. That is your bad
@brianoreillycomediancartoonist 7 ай бұрын
@@Eeland_Stribling I never said I was an expert. You're reading between the lines
@Scott-mz4rw 7 ай бұрын
He reminds me of Seinfeld
@TheTibetyak 8 ай бұрын
Is this her form of Tourette Syndrome?
@andiehernandez1995 8 ай бұрын
This is excellent crowd work without even asking a question to the people haha
@iliilliliiliilliliiliillil9137 8 ай бұрын
America pushing DEI hard so can't really blame people for being sick of it. This woman is still an idiot for doing what she did
@nomiekeuschbaker8760 8 ай бұрын
This is exactly what we as comedians must use our platform for. I'm so impressed and proud that Sammy Anzer is from Queens, NYC and doing us proud!
@gradyfort1021 11 ай бұрын
The facial expressions got me. Funny!
@riffcrypt8438 11 ай бұрын
I want a DW game only it's NYC. Romance of the 5 Boroughs. The possibilities are endless.
@nunyabeezwax6758 5 ай бұрын
Me too. Someone fund and make this indie game please!
@YouSoRusso 11 ай бұрын
10/10. I adored this. Thank you for this hilarity.
@BadBoyAnzer 11 ай бұрын
That means so much to me 🥹
@YouSoRusso 11 ай бұрын
@BadBoyAnzer I'm glad man! Keep up your comedic journey, you're good! Also I adore that you described Guan Du as Cao Caos "first big L" 🤣
@Cr0wned_Crow 11 ай бұрын
That one guy in the crowd is having a great time
@deatheragefarms Жыл бұрын
Nailed it.
@alexd3514 Жыл бұрын
Awesome stuff spaghetti boy!
@turtle_boat Жыл бұрын
Album and/or Netflix comedy special name: “Hoes Don’t Buy You Books”