That "wahey" was the perfect response haha crowd were loving it. Your delivery is so good man, everyone is just on board waiting for the next joke. Good luck in Galway, raging I can't go.❤
@calmchaos6460Күн бұрын
Very sharp 👌🏻 💕
@eversharpaudio87572 күн бұрын
That punchline took a while to land
@ptj7672 күн бұрын
I was blown away by his answer..
@JB_1013 күн бұрын
To be fair I think you heckled him on that one!! 😂
@Lloyd18854 күн бұрын
Dunno if you're still picking things up from this thread Mark, but I'd just like to say it's so freshing to here a comedian who doesn't shout their whole act, rely on slagging people off in the audience and has a pleasant manner....hope you come to Wales soon and do the smaller venues 👍🏽 *....oh and I should add 'is hilarious'
@dannissen6 күн бұрын
The downfall of Ed Sheeran really hit hard didnt it? Never do drugs guys
@dannissen6 күн бұрын
Damn the downfall of Ed Sheeran really hit hard there, well i guess thats how it is when you got no soul
@ptj7678 күн бұрын
Tetris shaped my life...
@tombstonerforever93748 күн бұрын
Once everything fell into place, it all disappeared.
@Dan-g2t8 күн бұрын
My American ass almost can't understand him
@TheWashableBomb8 күн бұрын
nailed it
@JamieLamb-ft6io8 күн бұрын
Wtf 😮😮😮really
@DeMurker8 күн бұрын
That is amazingly quick wit! (And a terrifying movie haha)
@mrpon15699 күн бұрын
On icy ground with that topic
@bracingband9 күн бұрын
Need to brush up on curling gags...
@iutchube10 күн бұрын
That was genius
@siryeshe8 күн бұрын
It would've been if he didn't think of it beforehand. The one in the audience is his friend duh
@Rick-xq5mu8 күн бұрын
Was it?
@ronwhitehouse2310 күн бұрын
Gem.
@homagetogorto11 күн бұрын
Some comedians laugh at their own jokes, but Mark has eyebrows. 😂
@NyteShade7611 күн бұрын
is that EMO Ron Weasley? Does he listen to My Chemical Romance?
@ptj76712 күн бұрын
did u get the Punch line?😮
@HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE13 күн бұрын
Maybe i shouldve gone to the pirate clinic, my mate got 20/20 vision now. Only problem is he wont ahut up about it, keeps yelling "Eye eye" for no reason
@Tribolumins13 күн бұрын
'... They did try, unsuccessfully, to help me. Now my vision is permanently detective'
@hubertbreidenbach13 күн бұрын
Eye eye
@Michael-t3i4i13 күн бұрын
It would be better joke if you made it ian Hislop private eye journalist magazine related
@mixerfistit552213 күн бұрын
Gets a bit niche for a general audience then though
@pobsellors687113 күн бұрын
Bit like a joke I was trying to make regarding a big barber queue.. ..
@lowa305314 күн бұрын
Delivery is everything. I love this audience interaction.... Even a semi-failed joke is hilarious! Fantastic comedian 👏
@MarkSimmons13 күн бұрын
@@lowa3053 thanks very much 🙏
@jol097312 күн бұрын
I think he meant to fail it, like Stewart Lee. 😂😂
@lowa305312 күн бұрын
@@jol0973 yes! It's all in the delivery!!! 😁
@eversharpaudio875714 күн бұрын
Man i love you you always brighten up my day
@djvertical14 күн бұрын
You should swap the punchline round? “I was having trouble with my vision. Had an appointment and they managed to solve it. Only problem now is, I keep solving crime. I think it might be because I went to a private eye clinic…?” Or something like that anyway. 😅 I quite like that you workshop the joke, think that works as well. 👍🏻
@foxliam1013 күн бұрын
yeah that just works way better
@Martin-bx1et14 күн бұрын
Hate to be that guy but... instead of 'the private hospital ' try 'A private eye hospital' and swap 'treat' to 'see' (but the audience seem to like what you can do with it so maybe keep it exactly as is.)
@LightDiodeNeal15 күн бұрын
PMSL Proper, 10 stars! :-)
@MarkSimmons13 күн бұрын
@@LightDiodeNeal 🙏
@seandersg15 күн бұрын
Hmm im not convinced the laughter is real...
@MarkSimmons15 күн бұрын
@@seandersg lol, it was a really good gig, that’s what happens 😂
@spudeyes14 күн бұрын
I think it's just the way it's cut off in the edit
@odd_shoes15 күн бұрын
She's a high-flyer!
@MrMargaretScratcher15 күн бұрын
Those hot air ballons cost an absolute fortune these days - that's inflation for you
@pobman201116 күн бұрын
That was a let down
@alexharrison274316 күн бұрын
Feels like he never really got that joke off the ground
@hubertbreidenbach16 күн бұрын
That comment sandbagged him
@alexharrison274316 күн бұрын
@@hubertbreidenbach you could see the air go out of him
@ptj76716 күн бұрын
i was blown away by that question
@mrpon156916 күн бұрын
Pickleball! Ooo look a bird!
@kingcarrot635520 күн бұрын
Is this the unknown son of Peter Crouch and Liam Gallagher
@homagetogorto21 күн бұрын
My grandmother had Alzheimer’s and would spend the whole afternoon counting cars in the parking lot. I still don’t know if it’s the happiest or saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
@MrMcSwiftface21 күн бұрын
A comedy of errors. Hoping to make it to billericay
@efc469321 күн бұрын
Razor sharp
@johnworts217821 күн бұрын
Brilliant again Mark. Ive got what might be a decent little joke. Is there any way I can send it to you to see what you think? Much respect. John
@TheMUTATOR1921 күн бұрын
Let’s hear it, John
@efc469322 күн бұрын
Lol he genuinely forgot but was so proud of himself when he remembered...GOT IT 😂😂😂😂
@eversharpaudio875722 күн бұрын
Hahaha killed it with the last line, I love your comedy so much man big fan from Ireland hope to see you here one day.
@MarkSimmons22 күн бұрын
@@eversharpaudio8757 thanks, where in Ireland?
@UselessHumansMusic20 күн бұрын
He was here in the summer in the Sugar Club! Was hilarious! 👏👏
@paulklein409624 күн бұрын
He'll never top his Virgin Airways-British Airways-Ryan Air joke.