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@robbell9036
@robbell9036 2 сағат бұрын
Can’t wait to see him in Birmingham 🎉
@AndreMcloughlin
@AndreMcloughlin 2 сағат бұрын
Love this guy
@maxhowlett9661
@maxhowlett9661 6 сағат бұрын
10/10
@eversharpaudio8757
@eversharpaudio8757 Күн бұрын
That "wahey" was the perfect response haha crowd were loving it. Your delivery is so good man, everyone is just on board waiting for the next joke. Good luck in Galway, raging I can't go.❤
@calmchaos6460
@calmchaos6460 Күн бұрын
Very sharp 👌🏻 💕
@eversharpaudio8757
@eversharpaudio8757 2 күн бұрын
That punchline took a while to land
@ptj767
@ptj767 2 күн бұрын
I was blown away by his answer..
@JB_101
@JB_101 3 күн бұрын
To be fair I think you heckled him on that one!! 😂
@Lloyd1885
@Lloyd1885 4 күн бұрын
Dunno if you're still picking things up from this thread Mark, but I'd just like to say it's so freshing to here a comedian who doesn't shout their whole act, rely on slagging people off in the audience and has a pleasant manner....hope you come to Wales soon and do the smaller venues 👍🏽 *....oh and I should add 'is hilarious'
@dannissen
@dannissen 6 күн бұрын
The downfall of Ed Sheeran really hit hard didnt it? Never do drugs guys
@dannissen
@dannissen 6 күн бұрын
Damn the downfall of Ed Sheeran really hit hard there, well i guess thats how it is when you got no soul
@ptj767
@ptj767 8 күн бұрын
Tetris shaped my life...
@tombstonerforever9374
@tombstonerforever9374 8 күн бұрын
Once everything fell into place, it all disappeared.
@Dan-g2t
@Dan-g2t 8 күн бұрын
My American ass almost can't understand him
@TheWashableBomb
@TheWashableBomb 8 күн бұрын
nailed it
@JamieLamb-ft6io
@JamieLamb-ft6io 8 күн бұрын
Wtf 😮😮😮really
@DeMurker
@DeMurker 8 күн бұрын
That is amazingly quick wit! (And a terrifying movie haha)
@mrpon1569
@mrpon1569 9 күн бұрын
On icy ground with that topic
@bracingband
@bracingband 9 күн бұрын
Need to brush up on curling gags...
@iutchube
@iutchube 10 күн бұрын
That was genius
@siryeshe
@siryeshe 8 күн бұрын
It would've been if he didn't think of it beforehand. The one in the audience is his friend duh
@Rick-xq5mu
@Rick-xq5mu 8 күн бұрын
Was it?
@ronwhitehouse23
@ronwhitehouse23 10 күн бұрын
Gem.
@homagetogorto
@homagetogorto 11 күн бұрын
Some comedians laugh at their own jokes, but Mark has eyebrows. 😂
@NyteShade76
@NyteShade76 11 күн бұрын
is that EMO Ron Weasley? Does he listen to My Chemical Romance?
@ptj767
@ptj767 12 күн бұрын
did u get the Punch line?😮
@HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE
@HELPMEIDUNNOHOWTOUSE 13 күн бұрын
Maybe i shouldve gone to the pirate clinic, my mate got 20/20 vision now. Only problem is he wont ahut up about it, keeps yelling "Eye eye" for no reason
@Tribolumins
@Tribolumins 13 күн бұрын
'... They did try, unsuccessfully, to help me. Now my vision is permanently detective'
@hubertbreidenbach
@hubertbreidenbach 13 күн бұрын
Eye eye
@Michael-t3i4i
@Michael-t3i4i 13 күн бұрын
It would be better joke if you made it ian Hislop private eye journalist magazine related
@mixerfistit5522
@mixerfistit5522 13 күн бұрын
Gets a bit niche for a general audience then though
@pobsellors6871
@pobsellors6871 13 күн бұрын
Bit like a joke I was trying to make regarding a big barber queue.. ..
@lowa3053
@lowa3053 14 күн бұрын
Delivery is everything. I love this audience interaction.... Even a semi-failed joke is hilarious! Fantastic comedian 👏
@MarkSimmons
@MarkSimmons 13 күн бұрын
@@lowa3053 thanks very much 🙏
@jol0973
@jol0973 12 күн бұрын
I think he meant to fail it, like Stewart Lee. 😂😂
@lowa3053
@lowa3053 12 күн бұрын
@@jol0973 yes! It's all in the delivery!!! 😁
@eversharpaudio8757
@eversharpaudio8757 14 күн бұрын
Man i love you you always brighten up my day
@djvertical
@djvertical 14 күн бұрын
You should swap the punchline round? “I was having trouble with my vision. Had an appointment and they managed to solve it. Only problem now is, I keep solving crime. I think it might be because I went to a private eye clinic…?” Or something like that anyway. 😅 I quite like that you workshop the joke, think that works as well. 👍🏻
@foxliam10
@foxliam10 13 күн бұрын
yeah that just works way better
@Martin-bx1et
@Martin-bx1et 14 күн бұрын
Hate to be that guy but... instead of 'the private hospital ' try 'A private eye hospital' and swap 'treat' to 'see' (but the audience seem to like what you can do with it so maybe keep it exactly as is.)
@LightDiodeNeal
@LightDiodeNeal 15 күн бұрын
PMSL Proper, 10 stars! :-)
@MarkSimmons
@MarkSimmons 13 күн бұрын
@@LightDiodeNeal 🙏
@seandersg
@seandersg 15 күн бұрын
Hmm im not convinced the laughter is real...
@MarkSimmons
@MarkSimmons 15 күн бұрын
@@seandersg lol, it was a really good gig, that’s what happens 😂
@spudeyes
@spudeyes 14 күн бұрын
I think it's just the way it's cut off in the edit
@odd_shoes
@odd_shoes 15 күн бұрын
She's a high-flyer!
@MrMargaretScratcher
@MrMargaretScratcher 15 күн бұрын
Those hot air ballons cost an absolute fortune these days - that's inflation for you
@pobman2011
@pobman2011 16 күн бұрын
That was a let down
@alexharrison2743
@alexharrison2743 16 күн бұрын
Feels like he never really got that joke off the ground
@hubertbreidenbach
@hubertbreidenbach 16 күн бұрын
That comment sandbagged him
@alexharrison2743
@alexharrison2743 16 күн бұрын
@@hubertbreidenbach you could see the air go out of him
@ptj767
@ptj767 16 күн бұрын
i was blown away by that question
@mrpon1569
@mrpon1569 16 күн бұрын
Pickleball! Ooo look a bird!
@kingcarrot6355
@kingcarrot6355 20 күн бұрын
Is this the unknown son of Peter Crouch and Liam Gallagher
@homagetogorto
@homagetogorto 21 күн бұрын
My grandmother had Alzheimer’s and would spend the whole afternoon counting cars in the parking lot. I still don’t know if it’s the happiest or saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
@MrMcSwiftface
@MrMcSwiftface 21 күн бұрын
A comedy of errors. Hoping to make it to billericay
@efc4693
@efc4693 21 күн бұрын
Razor sharp
@johnworts2178
@johnworts2178 21 күн бұрын
Brilliant again Mark. Ive got what might be a decent little joke. Is there any way I can send it to you to see what you think? Much respect. John
@TheMUTATOR19
@TheMUTATOR19 21 күн бұрын
Let’s hear it, John
@efc4693
@efc4693 22 күн бұрын
Lol he genuinely forgot but was so proud of himself when he remembered...GOT IT 😂😂😂😂
@eversharpaudio8757
@eversharpaudio8757 22 күн бұрын
Hahaha killed it with the last line, I love your comedy so much man big fan from Ireland hope to see you here one day.
@MarkSimmons
@MarkSimmons 22 күн бұрын
@@eversharpaudio8757 thanks, where in Ireland?
@UselessHumansMusic
@UselessHumansMusic 20 күн бұрын
He was here in the summer in the Sugar Club! Was hilarious! 👏👏
@paulklein4096
@paulklein4096 24 күн бұрын
He'll never top his Virgin Airways-British Airways-Ryan Air joke.
@MarkSimmons
@MarkSimmons 22 күн бұрын
But I’ll keep trying 👌
@YakerofficialTwitch
@YakerofficialTwitch 25 күн бұрын
Lol "no" moment at the beginning with the fly
@MarkSimmons
@MarkSimmons 22 күн бұрын
🙌
@rococoblue
@rococoblue 25 күн бұрын
😂