I spilled my drink 😂 4:55

7:33 lollipop sucks (no not in food terms, just in bfb terms)

love this so much!!!!!! :D

Gelapuff made me giggle

THE THUMBNAIL THO😭🙏🙏💀💀💀

Rip to our guy🫡

1:01 David💀💀💀

5:01 HAHA YES SOMEONE FINALLY AGREES WITH ME >:)))

I explored ao3’s hfjone stories and I found AIRY SMUT (I closed that tab quickly as I could 😭😭)

3:01 got me

5:09 got me

Two and four: *still in conflict* Two and four again: *getting shipped*

Respect again for you smashing lightbulb and silver spoon ;)

Massive respect for you smashing tune and coiny

*deletes ships* *insert “SHIPS SHOULD NOT EXIST?!*

4:25 sunny?? from one piece film red

I love cringe!

Wth

how many bottles of bleach do we need to sent you

Yo lightbulb being trans isn’t a mistake it’s canon and confirmed

HELPP "gay couple roasted by lightning" IM WHEEZING 😭

7:40 why did i have to see this, POOR EYES!

0:14 MSM241O3.0 would disagree with you on this one

*”Sorry to the people who like naily!”* IM DYING HELP

I voice for an x and so I like those he he he

amelia: pass, too basic for me bryce: SMASH SMASH SMASHHHH charlie: that's literally a baby, pass charlotte: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK WOOF WOOF BARK WOOF GRRR SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH FJNBSDJHFJSDGFUSDAFISA liam: s m a s h taylor: this one is really hard for me, but i'd say pass airline food: pass violin: pass eye lens: pass subway seat: smash lunch tray: pass whippy creamy (airy istg what is that name): pass abstracty: hot take, smash atom: how? pass circle: s m a s h bonzibuddy mf: pass, he looks like he could have 47326723642318 viruses on it stone: i love some silent character, s m a s h texty: HOW AM I GONNA SMASH A TEXT BOX? PASS the random person that drove liam, i think?: yknow what, smash airy: S M A S H FUHSYFGSGFSAUFGDSFGUSA BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRR billiar ball thing: pass spoon guy i forgot the name of: smash, it's a dad spoon guy i forgot the name of's son: pass, that's a child alice: it's a mom, so smash coffee person that i'm pretty sure doesn't have a revealed name: pass this guy that deffinetly has no revealed name: pass paper thingy that probably has no revealed name: pass yellow extinguisher thingy that i'm pretty sure has no revealed name: smash screwdriver thingy that i'm pretty sure has no revelaed name: pass pot guy that has no revealed name i think: smash the girl in bryce's job i forgot the name of: smash whatever this thing is, probably has no revealed name: pass golden coin, but in ONE: smash the thingy that actually drove liam: pass laptop guy that probably has no revealed name: pass weather guy that i think has no revelaed name: pass owen: smash charlotte's friend i forgot the name of: smash chess people with no revealed name i think: pass the one dude who throwed trash when liam was tryna do the thingies: pass person that lives in the same apartament bryce lives: pass funny yellow boot: pass the people in the bus: they looks like kids, so pass chip thingy that probably has a name i'm forgetting: smash conch shell from bfdi but ugly: pass red cup thingy that probably has no revealed name: pass shovel guy: smash whatever this guy is, probably no name at all: pass french toothpaste guy: pass walkie talkie guy, probably no revealed name: smash hat thingy: pass mustard thing that i thought was a girl that works with bryce, but this one has a name that i don't remember: smash

my version: balloony: pass blocky: SMASH bubble: pass, i could pop her just by breathing too hard, but she would be my friend tho firey: ouch, i don't wana get my vajajay burnt, pass flower: BARK BARK BARK SMASH FHBGDSHUFDWSHBFU gelatin: pass, ik the thing of him being a child is a joke, but he's just not attractive to me leafy: would be a smash if she wasn't that fucking mentally ill (just like me fr) lolipop: BARK BARK BARK SMASH FESDFHUGESAUYFGWE loser: pass profily: pass the faces: pass ruby: same as bubble, tho she wouldn't pop, i just feel uneasy smash ruby nicocado avocado: pass taco: SMASH, but ii taco still beats her teardrop: S M A S H woody: pass, i just feel uneasy smashing him, although he's not even a child, i feel like i'm smashing one i don't have a favorite number mf: pass bracelety: same as bubble and ruby david: pass, no way i'm smashing henry stickman but ugly dora: that new hairstyle made me wanna smash her firey jr. same as the other firey + he's a child liy: SMASHHH match: tho i think she's annoying, S M A S H pencil: same as her bestie roboty: no wtf ew pass stapy: pass, i'm not a masochist barf bag: ISTG IF IT WASN'T THE BARF IT WOULD BE SUCH AN EASY SMASH, BUT PASS WTF basketball: pass bell: i don't see why not, so smash black hole: forget what i said about stapy and make it oyasumi oyasumi of a building, S M A S H bomby: pass book: i'm not really sure, there's no reason to smash, but there's no reason not to smash, so i'd say smash, it's a female. bottle: pass cake: IT'S IN THE NAME, SMASHHH clock: smash, for no reason, but smash cloudy: smash, no reason to not do it coiny: literally has the same personality of firey but without the burning thing, when they are not slapping each other they are having gay sex (i'm telling it to leafy and pin, RIGHT NOW), so smash donut: the shape, s m a s h eggy: APOY doesn't deserve a cuckhold, so pass eraser: SMASH fanny: also in the name, S M A S H foldy: i don't see why to smash, i don't see why to pass, so it's a smash because she's would have a vajayjay if she was human fries: smash gaty: same reason as book and foldy golf ball: nerd, but smash grassy: i'm pretty sure that's a child, pass ice cube: S M A S H (weren't some random girls on tick tock putting ice cubes up their vajayjays at some point? i don't see them anymore, DID SHE GET REVENGE BY KILLING THEM?) lightning: yknow what, smash, why not marker: pass, i also feel like smashing a child if i smashed marker even with no confirmed age, and he's not hot naily: that would hurt, pass needy- *gets slapped* needle: smash, why not tbh nickel: i would smash ii nickel, but not him tho 🅱en: smash pie: pass, no reason to smash, unlike blueberry in ii (i headcanon them as siblings, they act way too similarly, and even have pretty similar goals, even blueberry on episode 16 when he goes wild) pillow: you know when i told you to oyasumi oyasumi the stapy one of a cliff when i talked about black hole, i'll gently ask you to shoot it in the head 2763 times, smash his dead body, do a medieval torture method in the body, smash the dead body again, throw it into a pan, jerk off and cook the body with your cream, eat the skin of the body, medieval torture the skinless body again, and sacrifice it to the devil :3, SMASH THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF PILLOW, I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME AND KILL ME IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE, PLEASE TEST ME FUCKER, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU *puts fedora back in the head* pin: smash price tag: pass puffball: smash, why not remote: also a robot, but humaner, smash robot flower: also a robot, but it's flower so smash rocky: pass wtf saw: yk what, smash, idc about the ''8!!!!'' thing anymore snowball: smash tennis ball: smash, he's my type irl, PLEASE DON'T ASK WHAT MY TYPE IN FICTION IS, IT'S ALREADY CLEAR ON THE PILLOW PART tree: S M A S H TV: pass, that's a TV winner: smash, why not? 9-ball: isn't her personality basically 8-ball but with letters? pass anchor: didn't see much of it, but i'd say smash tho literally an avocado now: pass battery: pass, it looks like a child blender: pass boom mic: he seems kind, the polar opposite of the other boom mic character i know, so smash camera: pass clipboard: pass conch shell: smash disc: pass the one with a really long name: pass sink: it kinda looks smashable to me, smash leek: HATSUNE MIKU REFERENCE? S M A S H H H H H H H H H H H nonexisty: THE BIGGEST SMASH IMAGINABLE, HE'S SO HOT, I'D KILL TO SMASH NONEXISTY IRL, FJSDBFUHDSFHUDSFNSDAFHBSA BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GRR WOOF BARK BARK WOOF BARK GRRR BARK WOOF GRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRRRRR onigiri: smash, i don't see why not this one i don't even remember the name: looks smashable to me, smash rubber spatula: idk why put it feels like a pass, opinion could change tho, because it's literally the hardest one rn salt lamp: pass scissors: my kind of deed does NOT involve castration, pass shampoo: pass go-cart: pass drum thingy i forgot the name: smash, why not? tape: pass cassete tape: smash rubber duck: i feel like it would kill me if i said pass, so smash evidence thingy: pass cupcake: everything with cake in the name is a smash cum, i mean glue: look at the asset: S M A S H feather: seems VERY smashable, and just like he said, huge silver spoon vibes, so smash the one with an even longer name: pass rose: i smashed flower, so it would be a crime to say pass to this one, but the asset is hella ugly, but still smash tho radical dog: that's a dog, pass diamond thingy: pass danger: gives me the black one in yinyang vibes, so smash guitar: smash, why not? oj from ii but ugly: pass whatever this thing is: pass whatever this thing is part 2: pass green paper with boxing gloves: smash, seems smashable enough vaccum: would be black hole but tamer, so smash minecraft golden apple: smash, i would love to get the enchantments credit card: smash, gives me 9 vibes atom: pass dildo looking thing: smash starbucks looking thing: smash tbh, he/she seems very kind and caring puppet: pass wtf the long lost child of bell and price tag: pass USB: smash, he/she seems very nice yellow watermelon thingy: pass the other david copies: pass lewis (i'm pretty sure it's his name?): smash spray looking person: smash mom thing: smash, it's a mom diamong coin: smash, why not cardboard box: pass bronze medal: pity smash thing that looks like it's made out of turd: pass carrot cakes: not cake enough, pass thing with cum on her face: smash this thingy that appeared on bfb like once: smash, seems charismatic the thing with a really wierd design: pass pc: pass coiny and nickel's long lost sibling: pass very wierd looking algebralien thing, i suck at math so idk what is it: pass algebralien that looks like an F: pass this thing that looks like a meatball: pass bow and flower yuri: smash all the speaker boxes but the og announcer: pass file thing: pass gender fluid book: smash, they just like me fr gold medal: smash gramophone: yknow what, smash hot cocoa: pass, i'd drink it tho meat thing: meat doesn't have sus shape, so pass purple tomato: smash tbh world map: pass, but the countryhumans mfs would LOVE this one this thing that is either a mochi or a pebble: pass outlet: smash, it would be very shocking blue flower: S M A S H mp3 player: pass autism speaks mf: pass this thing that looks like a pack of instant noodles: pass rusty coin: smash this thing: way too detailed, pass, kinda looks like a nintendo character silver medal: smash slingshot: smash sopt sing: smash the thing that looks like bow but made ot of stone: smash steamy: smash ?: smash brown gaty: smash magic wand: smash whatever this thing is part 3: pass whatever this thing is part 4: pass lego brick: yk what, s m a s h tune: smash nicocado avocado 2.0: pass bowling stuff: pass the balls, smash the pins bugs: PASS EW button remote thingy: pass EVIL LEAFY: please don't kill me, but smash the wierd toys thingies that appeared once on bfb: pass this thing with the very creepy smile: the creepiness isn't good like evil leafy, pass marble balls: pass transparent algebralien thingy: pass poorly drawn naily: pass charger: SMASH SMASH SMASH blocky but yellow: pass, doesn't have the blocky magic doɹpɹɐǝʇ: pass grandfather clock: SMASHHHH this thing: it looks like it's holding a cock, so smash slipper: pass infinity: smash this thing i forgot the name of: pass funny blocks: gangbang, smash loser 2.0: pass shirty: pass silver yt play button: smash vr headset: this scares me, pass all the og alebraliens but x, 0 and 1: smash cheese orb: pass

my version: Apple: pass Balloon: pass Baseball: pass Bow: pass Knife: BARK BARK BARK SMASH (the second one i simp the most for, only taco beats him) lightbulb: pass, would get 100% friendzoned, i would hove him/her (i forgot his/her gender lmao) as a bestie marshmallow: pass nickel: smash OJ: hmmm... this one is hella hard, but i would say smash tho Paintbrush: SMASH Paper: pass Salt & Pepper: pass, they scare me pickle: LOOK AT THE SHAPE, SMASH Taco: BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR BARK WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SMASH SMASH SMASH AAAAAAAAA Box: pass wtf Cheesy: i would not even get 10 feet close to him, pass wtf Cherries: pass tbh, gangbang would be awesome tho so there's that Dough: is that even a question, PASS EW Fan: same as lightbulb Mic: SMASH soap: pass suitcase: pass test tube: SMASH tissues: same as cheesy, but would not stay 10 feet away because i'm scared, i just don't wanna deal with the condishawn on me trophy: as much as i hate him, SMASHHHH YinYang: smash, but not because i think he's hot, it's because he's my husband irl blueberry: hot take (i think), smash cabby: smash, why not candle: SMASH clover: smash, i don't see why i wouldn't Dr fizz: smash, i totally don't have a gun above my head because of the black one (i always forget which one is which) goo: i'm not into that shit, pass Lifering: same reason as pickle, i would not smash usually, BUT LOOK AT THE SHAPE silver spoon: BARK BARK BARK SMASH tea kettle: milf, but pass the floor: pass, how could i have the deed with the floor? all of the other ones from the alternate time: pass Black hole 2.0: smash hatsune miku (aka leek): SMASH, IT'S HATSUNE MIKU, I'M ALSO A MINOR I AM NOT A PDF FILE hot dog: literally the same reason as pickle, but even better cuz he's more meaty MePad: also pretty hard one, even harder than OJ, but smash, i'd say MePhone4: BARK BARK WOOF SMASH MePhone4s: SMASH toilet: NO WTF, NO WAY I'M SMASHING KZbin BRAINROT, I WANT THIS ABOMINATION AT LEAST A FEW GALAXIES AWAY FROM ME, WHY IS IT SO ANNOYING ISTG, MEPHONE DID THE RIGHT DECISIONG FIRING IT ballpoint pen: SMASH starfruit: pass Steve Cobs: i'd smash him in two different ways, one would be because he's a hot dilf, and the other because of what he did to my boy mephone

I’ve contracted 17 diseases having witnessed that.

LMAO IK THE THUMBNAIL X:what do u think of roleplay Four: *wears a fucking cat maid dress* X:four what the fuck

They did not just put two of my favorite characters (OJ and Yin-Yang) in two worst spots in 1:06

Why did he just add cheesy from inanimate insanity?

"not the 5-cent guy!" LMAO

TBH I am not in the object cartoons fandom. 😌 I still like these cute cartoons 😸 but the fandoms are such a cabbit (🐱+🐰) hole of stinky garbage 😾😹 IDR when I said it but I enjoyed HFJONE 4 days ago. ❗

I wanna search for all of these one day and just look at them 😳

yay! you put my favorite in S tier! :D

Hi I was trying to search you and I finally found you u were my biggest fan in 2022 ❤❤

5:03 i agree i loved post spilt

6:27 I would

2:02 help i seen that

5:20 2 is transgender

1:19 jax is literally you the entire video, uninterested

*quickly takes a pic of the four in a maid dress and then i turn to you* "YOU SAW NOTHING"

I guess you could say that Loser could be anything you can think of. For me, I imagine him a cube shaped piece of a yellow crystal: maybe Topaz or Gold. Maybe quartz? But some can imagine him as like a piece of butter, tofu, cheese, a yellow starburst? Maybe a vanilla sugar cube? He does look a little delicious ngl. My friend imagines him as a all yellow Rubik's cube