You kicked that lakes ass!!

Tom have you been to the parliament buildings?

Abstinence? Is that a jockey strap?

Haha, I love how he just kept building and building and getting more and more ridiculous, and the audience was basically like a bunch of frogs in a pot of slowly heating water 😂

Bum

As soon as Phil laughed, it brought me right back to the show! ❤

Where has this guy been all my life

I am now a follower! I watched you since i was a little kid i bet i watched some of your first videos so many times, im born in 83 so i was your exact target audience and living in Mississauga lol, i live on a farm now too. Will there ever be a directors cut of FGF? I will buy

He looks like lez claypool here

This was the best thing ever growing up 🎉🎉🎉🎉

😂😂😂😂😂

obvious double mastectomy scars check

if you aren't a FTM you're definitely a HERMAPHRODITE

onions are deadly for dogs

naming a girl charlie?!

weird AF FTM

Tom green really paved the way for guys like fousey and Jack Doherty. I kinda fucking hate him now…

This was me and my grandmother's favorite skit, to the point of where we'd quote this to each other at random. Especially in front of family 😂 😂 Nobody could figure out why wed be at a family gathering and shed randomly go AND I DONT EAT CHILDREN!!! And the both of us would die laughing while everyone is absolutely confused 😂😂😂😂

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Tom cracks me up.

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i wonder if that horse understands it is carrying the tom green on its back

6:35 omg glen!!!

when this was new and came out on mtv, i cry laugh to the point of dangerous levels. life changing laughs. i was like 16.

On way Tom!!!

I stalled out on the log splitter (though i really dug the log splitting action). Have been re-watching the Dec 2024 piano jam the last couple of weeks. Would not have guessed that you had this gem queued up next. Here's to ludicrous late night piano jamming. 🍻 5:00-5:20 amazing. you couldn't have animated it better! Land, look left, look right, look down, dig in.

He invented this style of comedy that's used so much by KZbin content creators today.

One of the best roles in all movie history. Val Kilmer is the fckn Man.

Tom was ahead of his time filming the food being made. Everyone has to do this at Chipotle if they want a full bowl these days.

People in these comments have lost their minds attributing anything to this plebeian

Stupid

Always Wanted to Know If Tom Actually Eat That Sandwich 😂

2:40 He was trying to take him in the back room like DeNiro in Casino

Invented prank tv the podcast dude is a genius weather you like it or not

If he let Tom keep going he could have retired with a 5 million dollar sandwich.

No gloves is diabolical

Fun fact, the only player that Tom introduced who would go on to play in the major leagues was shortstop Wilson Vaaaaaaldeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Congratulations on your engagement to Amanda! Hope to see her on your KZbin channel at home with your animals. My little one just loves your KZbin.

I thought this was hilarious when I was a kid. Just watched it now I can't understand how I would ever have found that funny.

I miss the world that had no smart phones.

That's a salad with bread at that point

3:16-I actually think about this part all the time! Talk about innovative rapping.

Should have given the old lady the ding dong

I didn't know Tom had a retarded brother.

Man had a Beastie Boys vibe going

yo that;s kind of a lot of hot peppers, what's this guy's problem?

I wanna see modern day Tom interview Dan to recap....

Oh crap theres a lot of big ufos oops i mean swampgas out my window lately

I remember when Freddy got fingered the movie came out it was it was regarded as one of the most rotten movies of ever most disgusting.

Why didn't Subway make this sandwich a special? The Towering Tom‐ato and Green-leaf Club