While everything that you are saying may be true, it is a shame that you did not throw your hat into the ring until after the ballot was released. Perhaps you will get enough write in votes though.

​@@TwoPoorArtists All registered voters who truly care about the artistic future of this country will seek to elect a qualified candidate who will utilize all the artistic resources available in an ethical and responsible manner. This, of course, includes color #votecolor

How dare you madame! How. Dare. You. These poor artists work their ink stained fingers to the bone for the good of not only America, but art itself. I will admit that the childishness misaligning, although entirely necessary, was a bit unfortunate. But then to go so far as to insinuate that they were not in fact sabotaged. You really chap my hide missy. These men, then heroes, are the only thing standing between America and total colory anarchy! So you best check yo self and accept that they will make art great again in the office they were born to hold. ✍🏻🗳️ #PoorArtAndAFullHeart

Tsk tsk, while we all appreciate a zealous citizen, perhaps you best consider where your allegiances are placed before you are red in the face and have to question whether or not you truly belong in the black and white party due to your rosy conplexion

My rosy complexion had nothing to do with my allegiances to these two wonderful white gentlemen. Not to mention I see that right here in your profile picture you are wearing black and white. All leading psychologists know that a Freudian slip of the fashion sense speaks wonders to your true intentions. Your clothing has cast your vote for you and the choice is clearly black and white.

We strongly believe that you made the right choice #LincolnForArtistGeneral

of course! nose-first style is constant, reliable, and good-looking. all of isaac's "styles" are all born out of mistakes and give incredibly mixed to bad results. "hair covers a multitude of sins," "mangled hands," "saggy-butt horse," and the list goes on. benj for the win all the way!

Isaac here. You are 100% correct about my styles. And that is why I am the obvious choice. You see, my opponent here is ugly.

@@TwoPoorArtists i can't help but feel like the first half of this was written by benj and then isaac saw the comment and quickly tried to redeem it before it got sent

We would have expected a response like this from macaronandkeys but not you macaronandcheese. Also thank you for your vote for the obvious choice.

If we don't include shorts and music videos we calculate that we are at 192 videos including the most recent release at the time of writing this reply. But boy oh boy do we have plans for a 200th Video Christmas Extravaganza Telethon Special. Stay tuned. Or run away.

Have you considered the horse?.... ... .... ... .... ... We're sorry.

You are welcome young man. We are hoping that you got some benefit out of it when your father showed it to you.

If your father needs any more help with difficult life topics, please contact us. We are apparently experts.

We like that you probably mean that. Most people would not even be able to type it so convincingly. It helps that there was only half the poor artists that there normally are.

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We think you did the telling, just now, in this comment. Also try not to be such a square. There are so many other shapes you can be. 8 sided shapes. 3 sided shapes. Shapes with no sides. Shapes that aren't defined by their sides. And in the immortal words of Uncle Iroh, "It's time for you to look inward, and start asking yourself the big questions. Who are you? And what shape do you want to be?”

@@TwoPoorArtists i would love to not be defined by my sides, but i'm afraid i'm more of a cake person than a pi person. so i'm gonna have to go with the hexagon. it is, after all, the bestagon

We do not in fact ask that Mr. Musk pay to be on our channel, only that when he is here that he graciously gifts us a hotel to fill with poor art and a robot maid to clean it while we draw.

Also, I always like my name, especially when it is on a piece of poor art next to my age.

We just want you to know that you made us look up this song, and it blows.

@@TwoPoorArtists i can't believe you didn't know about the scarborough fair!

I do too (don't tell Isaac or Benj tho 🤫)

@@knitwit555 pinky swear🤣

There is a cheater in the forest! If you lie to us, you lie to the forest, and the forest contains one's memories! And by this we mean, "Ew color."

We need to have a serious conversation about the rules for "temporary third poor artists when one of the permanent poor artists is sick" as is your official title.

@@TwoPoorArtists Can I at least get a badge that says 'temporary third poor artist'? I need something to show for my sacrifices!(of giving up my favorite form of art... I mean my least favorite)

We looked it up. Very surprising.

That sounds like there will be many itchy bottoms out there is classic cars.

You're right. But also wrong.

What a loser.

Is it? Because we are more confused than ever. What does soccer have to do with the world cup?

@@TwoPoorArtists who even knows, honestly

In my belly! And the belly of my kin!

Thank you! We can always count on you to remember that which should be forgotten.

Thank you very much dear fan!

Thank ye!

Isn't it strange to watch one of our videos and walk away satisfied?

@@TwoPoorArtists don't worry, once one of you turns 33 i will become dissatisfied once again

That is a fun fact I learned about the first day of fall Benj! I had no idea lol

We are deeply concerned to hear that upon viewing this video you began to die. While this is not unexpected it is saddening. Please feel better soon.

It is a little known fact, one of many that you can only learn from this channel.

@@TwoPoorArtists 🤣

@@TwoPoorArtists 💪

Hasn't it always.

@@ElijahGregersen when is it’s?!

@@KenzieJean316 today

@@ElijahGregersen oh my gosh I’m so sorry I didn’t know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ELI! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU😀

@@ElijahGregersen oh btw you’re old now☺️

@@KenzieJean316 thank you very much!

I'm sorry that when you heard us talking about this, we didn't properly warn you about what this video would entail.

@@TwoPoorArtists hehehe also pumpkin spice latte time😍

We are certainly cute. It's actually one of our defining traits aside from artistic and awesome. But cool?! Please oh please say it isn't true 😭 We have worked very hard to stay uncool or dare we say, nerdy.

Thank you. This means a lot to us.

It both surprises and doesn't surprise us in the slightest that you find Napoleon Dynamite to be the greatest movie of all time. TaTa for now.

We recommend that you think poorly about them.

Imagine relying to a comment

Hmmm. We thought it was named after Ulysses S. Goatisland who in an act of selfishness named it after himself.

Shading. SHADING!!!! How dare you defile the comments section with such profanity!

She is a future poor artist in the making!

We see that after viewing you actually could not think of anything much worth commenting on. We applaud this level of honesty.

Blk water. The official water of the Two Poor Artists! Get some today at your local BevMo! Ask for Ben, he's the best!

@@TwoPoorArtists 🤣 got it

I have never been to a BevMo lol

*Imitating Kermit the Frog* YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

after watching the video, i'm disappointed. i thought this video would be interesting, but it was actually really dumb. the drawings were all terrible, except for that new person who somehow managed to blow both of you two out of the water even though she is used to a less nuanced medium (color). you should absolutely be ashamed of yourselves for the horrendous pieces of bird-poop stained artworks you bring to the world. would your mothers be proud? absolutely not. you two clowns need to retire from this whole art thing and just become hotel ceos already, so you can actually make something out of your lives. what a disgrace. how absurd. not very demure, not very mindful.

Yes, it is quite frightening to have a color user in the studio. But rest assured that we did not, and will not let such abominations to be practiced in the studio.

Thank you. A million times, we thank you! We are ashamed! Our mothers are not proud! We should retire (and become hotel CEOs)! We cannot make something out of our lives! Very absurd! Very not demure! Very not mindful! It's so refreshing to hear honesty in the comments for once.

You Lie-o sir

Yes, we here at Two Poor Artists are striving to have more "Pookies" on the channel. The problem is figuring out what exactly qualifies someone as a pookie. If you have any information on this, please reach out at [email protected]

Speaking of demure, The Two Poor Artists' Stylist Team is curious if the hair in your picture is a filter or actually dyed?

@@TwoPoorArtists ah.. my profile picture was taken two years ago when I had in fact dyed it purple. Not very demure. Not mindful.

We need our stylist team to get in contact with your stylist team as we have decided that one of us needs to dye their hair white. That would of course be very demure, and very mindful.

We are guessing when you say ans you mean the American Nuclear Society. We are no longer card carry members of this organization, ever since the incident.

@@TwoPoorArtists the incident-?😰

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