Cute pfp, op.

He sounds like he wants picture of Spider-Man.

i think the chair is unintelligent

lemon *ÆAAAAAAAAĀĂĄÆĠĞĠGGGGĞĞĦĦĦH*

Neural stimulation

I'm sleep to this, and probably die. 🙏🙏

"Science is not about why. It's about why not". Portal series in one catch phrase.

mufasa in a nutshell

yeah

Alternate timeline: Cave Johnson buys Black Mesa - now Blapature Mesa. Shuts down all anomalous materials research, Dr. Wallace Breen is executed by firing squad.

DISGUSTING

What's that? There can be only one Cave Johnson. Throwing lemons... *cough* *ugghh* ... science at you! Bang those rocks together some more and Bingo, you're fired!!!

"They told me I could not fire someone for being in a wheelchair... did it anyway! Ramps are expensive." Said the same guy that never cuts corners😂

"Thank you! I can't believe in thanking these people..."

Chariots chariots

I aspire every day to be as Cave Johnson as i possibly can.

I need more of Mantis man Johnson

0:21 mep mep mep mep meeep meeep meeeep 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

i experienced 0:10

25:42

I am BEGGING valve to release the Multiverse Portal 3. Give it that switch mechanic from titanfall 2 as a third portal bound to middle click. Maybe a scroll wheel.

I feel TRANTIVE

Cave Johhson here. So, who's ready to get pictures of Spiderman?

Whoever wrote these lines is simply a genius

33:37 cavena johnson 37:35 we stopped the evil johnson youd like to think that damn it

Thumbnail kinda looks like David tenant

Replaying JOLLY 3 and I realized that Kevin referenced the war hero line

No. I am. Yes.

"ehm guys, why is there a test subject with its head inside out?" "its only inside out from *your* perspective."

animusic corruptions

favorite timestamps: 15:29 sad little octopus 15:54 i am literally in the future 16:58 were all very proud of greg. oh and you. 17:13 minute of silence 17:54 cloud leeches off caves skin 18:35 license to kill 18:58 soylent green 19:47 robota-cop 20:14 gregs tragic life 20:21 faster than light 21:22 cave gets shived 23:17 no windows 24:03 actual jumpscare from the lovely blärkbaŕg 24:30 HEY. STOP BLOWING UP HEADS. 25:15 junior cj 25:42 i seee you.. i see ur little feeeet 26:03 gregs creepy kid 28:36 if you said busting ghosts; tragically youd be wrong. 30:03 apature paranormal 31:36 kitty cat cave 33:38 cavena johnson 34:21 if ya see that one, will ya punch him in the throat for me? 34:38 ending up on earth prime 1 again 34:54 virtually rooting for the sick boy 😭 36:17 WE GOT A CONVOYYY 36:42 alt cave sent wasps 37:01 the frozen piss block.. 37:36 STOP IMPOSTING 38:06 dark cave lauhin 41:02 greg has tiny teeth

1:27 the pronunciation of ᴺᵒᴿᵐᵃᴵ ᴵᵉᵗᵗᵉᴿ in my very extremely easy conlang uhh

Everything Johnson said was not a lie! It was real horrible businesses but he never lied😅

0:03 I love the fact that this implies they have the Libyans working at Aperture science, all I can imagine is the Libyans in back to the future pulling up to the JCPenney parking lot with a portal gun😂

Me when I fall on the stairs: 1:27 - 1:53

uwu

Uh...!

Hey! Is that last one a gif?

0:09 Is this the origin of Pathfinder's famous line from APEX? "Who's ready to fly on a zipline? I am!"

29:54 nice save cave prime

22:08 au mantis men

15:46 infinite testing

I heard that JJ Abrams wants to make a Portal movie. I'm sure it won't be very good, but I hope they have JK Simmons play Cave Johnson. That could make it at least a little entertaining.

I’m convinced this video is cursed, a few days ago I was watching it on my laptop and midway through the audio distorted on my laptop, then it froze and force closed on me, now windows refuses to boot, this video has an ominous aura but in the hour after that happened (which was at like 2 am) I was genuinely so tweaked out in fear

Awesome 💜

Love it when my throat goes п̷̸̵̸̸̶̵̢̢̬̤̭͔̜̖̭̥̲̩̻̝̠̤̼̘͙͎̞̳̣͎̜͇͔̗͚͉̏̌̈͋̀͒̆̃̓̾͊̂́̌̓̾͊̀͛̽̏̈́̾̉̾̚͘͠͝͝͝͝ͅа̵̴̶̷̷̷̶̵̸̷̷̶̵̷̸̵̸̴̸̷̨̡̨̢̡̨̨̡̢̨̛̛̛̜͈̪̝̤̼̖͉̤͕̟͓͖̗͍͔̤͕̲̳̯̞̻̝̗̜͍̪̩̩̗̩͉̜̰̩͎̩̼̮͇̣̥͓͍͕̣̫͕͕͍̳̮͓̩̭̻̝̰͚̗̲̳͔͇̬̫͖̪̣̙̰̬̮̳̯̫̳̤̳̫͖̙̭̮̥̳͔͈͈̞̱̝̬̯̦̭̪̮̼̋̋̈́͊͊́͊͗͒̄̃͌͑̀̏̈́̈́̍̇͆̍̄̽̑͌̓͛͂̍̑̃̍̎̊̔̏̔̾̽̍̊̑̑̒̀͛̓̽̐̀́̈͑͑͊̊̊̑͑̌̂̎̋̽͂̏̒̉͒̒̂̽͂͗̚̕̚͘͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅт̵̴̷̶̵̴̵̷̷̷̸̨̢̧̡̡̛̛͖̭͍̱̻͓̱͙̜̣̟͈͇̗͎͔̣̟̝̳̰͈̣̜̖̱̩̫̤̺̜̦͙͖͈̗̩̦̦̠̻͖̩͚͍͙͍̣͖͇̤͎͓̭̥̱̠͉̠͔̼̭̤̼̟̔̍̓̄̋̈͑͆̇̈̊̈̍̆̐̽͋̍͌̐̑̽͐͐͌̌͛̈̒̏́̉́͛̽͐͛͌̊͐̉͑͆̑̕̕͘͜͝͠͝͠ͅы̶̵̶̴̸̷̸̵̷̷̵̵̴̶̴̶̶̴̵̢̡̧̡̢̧̨̧̢̢̨̛̝̖̹̙̺̰̺͇̜̼̫̟̪̗̲̦̝̭̱̟̫̱̦̯̳̤͓̙͈͕̘̼͕͈̦̳̣̩̤͚̝̥̬̯̳͓͔̩̞̦̝͈̹̦̙̺̘̱̻̙͓̲̰͍͚̯̗͍̳͎̱͉͇̻͉͓̠͉̟̮̰̙̝̣̩̦̺̰̄̂͐̈̏͌̒̈́̿̉̀̿͌̆̏̌̑̇͐̍̎̋̆̅͌̀͆̆̈́͗̂̅́̅̏̇̐̇̊͐̄̔̓̄̉͆̿̒̏̍̽̽̽̉̽̉̽̄̑̄̾͆͒̃̇̽͊̊͌͆͆̉̿͛̔̊̃͋̇̒̃͊͑͑̿̊̇̌͘͘͘͘͘̕̚͜͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅч̶̷̴̵̶̷̴̶̵̶̶̴̴̨̨̢̧̛̛̛̰̙̟̜͎̦̗̖̝̱̟̥͍̳̪͕̗̦͙̜̜̲͔̜̮̝̫̙̞͓̤͇͕̻͖̦͖͖͈̤̮͈̰̭̟̠͉̤̭̟̪̞͎͈̭͈̭͇͂͌͌̇̃͑̋͗̈́̿̄̀̅̆́̈́̔̆̑̏̄͊̿̽̐̄̆̊̈̔́̅̈̃̽̉̒͗̉̂͊̋̔̍͑̏̃͋̑̕̕̕̕̚͘͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅт̴̸̷̷̵̸̴̷̴̷̸̷̸̶̴̷̡̨̡̨̡̢̨͚̣̘̰͈̜̗͇͖̙͕̝̩̦͈̥͙̮̠̪̬͕͈͉̫̘͖̱͈̤̩̠̼͕̘̹̻͈̲̹͎̲̘̳̖͇̱̳̗͕͓̫͖̱͍̯͖̼̬̦̲̣̥̮͉͇̝̻͙̝͈̞̯̼̭͔̹̮̼̜̘̊̾̅͊̀̒̊̄̀͗̓́͌̈́͋̆̂̊̄̐̽̋̍̆͋̀́̇͂͆̌̆͗̄̈͆̃̔̋̃̐̾͐̉̇̉͒͋̆̏̐͑̊̑̎͑̇̑̉̆̽̂̔͑̅̍͑̑͗̚̚̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠р̴̸̷̶̴̷̵̷̷̵̴̶̸̶̴̨̡̨̧̨̨̨̡̢̧͎͓͍̗̻̝͖̙͇̣̠͚̲̣͍̮̱͖̜̗̠̠̞̭̜̭͕̱̰̰͎̜̲̩̤̲̬̰̤̗̜̮̤̦̹̫̱̘̞͔̩̺̱͇̱̗̙̲͖̞̩͈͓̪̱̯̪̱͉̺̺̤͍͓̳̪͕̦͇̦̮̮̹͈̻͔͔͔̮̼̒̔̀͊͆̈́̇̒̀̔̀̏̈́̓̉̒̋̊͌̎̋̀͑̄̅̽̇̌̋̽̔̀̔̾́͐̾̈̀̅̈̃͒̈̀̃̓͐̀̑̉͛̂̇̃̐̄̔͗͒̚̚̚̕͘̕̚̕͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝ͅа̷̷̸̸̴̸̶̶̷̷̷̴̢̧̛̹͎̥̮̙̙̮̞̺̩̟͙̲̻͈̮͖̙͖̗̭͎̹̱̼̯̣̪͕̪͖̼͚̬̬̹̞̞͔̜̗̣̳͈͔͔͚̥͉͇̩̩͚̫̙̱̿͊̒̓̈̈́̀͋̔̋̀͗̏͆͒͆̀̐̎̂̀̔̎̉̔̐̀̅͑͐͛̌̌̇̎̈̓͑̉̐̊̃̒̂̌̕͘̕͘͘̕̕͜͠͝ͅͅю̷̸̷̶̶̶̸̷̵̴̷̴̵̸̧̧̢̨̡̧̛̛̛̣̣̻͚̝̥̖̣̟̺̲͍̭͍͔̪̬̟̺̻͈̗̺̠̥̬͖̳͇̫̘̤̣̬̩̰̬̻̳̙͈̺̗͎̝͕͉͔̖̭̮̫̰̦͔̺̩̮̣͂̈́͊̇͑́̑̍̓̈͛̌̔̒̃̐̾̍͂̇͂̂̍̈́́͐̎̓͛͒̍̓͆͌̾̉͑̋̍͑̾̌̂̍̋̇̓̅̌̌̍̌̿͗̂̃̚͘͘̕͘͘̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅд̷̵̷̵̷̷̶̷̶̷̵̴̷̷̴̶̷̴̵̶̵̡̧̨̧̨̛̜̤͕̲̺̝̺͍̖͇̳̤̬̰̻̜͕͔͎̫͉̦̫͙͖͉̣̳̮̘̝͓̻̟̺̤̹̩̞͍̲̗̝̤̩͚̻͚͎̝̮̫̮̠̗̝͔͔͕̣̝̲̥̼̞͖̰̟͉̝͚̝̞̩̝̭̜͚̭̮̫̪̗̗͎͈̼͔͙̜̘̭͙͈͂̈̎̃̃̋̀͊̌̄͋̉̃́͛̌̉̈́͐̎͌̈́̏͋̽͛̀̈̾́̐̍́̆̃́̅͐̽́̂̐͂̈̂͆͋̆͌̒̑̔̎̈̔̀̋̌̊̒̃̐͑̎̀͛͗̅͗͒̀̏̿̓̇̃̀͒̎̒͒̚͘͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅт̴̸̴̸̴̶̷̷̵̵̴̧̢̨̧̢̢̧͇̟̥͖̤̟̞̯̝͈͖̬̭̪̟̮̜͉̩̦̖̥̲̼͔͚̯̭͔̖͕͉̙̩̳̮̟̮̙͚̠̗̣̂͋̄͛̋͑̾̈́̽̉͑̈͒̀̀̒͑͌̊͒̽̓̇͆̐̔̃͑̍̓͘̚̚̕̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅӵ̴̴̶̵̶̷̶̵̶̴̶̨̨̧̡̖̗̖͖͈̲̞̫̱̰̭̰̼̯͚̤͚̙̞̻̲̣̻̩̺̼͓̞͇̝̣̬̫̮̘̣͓̝̥͖̘̞̩̳́͐̌̈́͛̇͗̈́̔̈́̃̿͛̓͋̃̾̉̂̇͛̔́̈́̓̀̆̈͐̾̍̽̊͑͛̾̈̾̎̔̑͋̊͗̇̄͊̈́̚̕͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͝͠͝

this voice sounds oddly familiar..

I can still hear the Fletcher and jjj

Cave Johnson stars in... "Invasion of the Mantis-Men"! 25:31