Because pickleball is literally the worst. But also because the title is just a joke - I've accepted my fate of losing every game in overtime points.

Haha 👆

Everything seems slow when you spend your days racing though the isles of Walmart on a motorized shopping cart like all you inbred fatasses do down in Georgia pssshahaha. Even at University of Georgia, they don't walk so much as they waddle to and fro like demented penguins. And don't ask them to read so much as a paragraph out loud unless you've got some time to kill, because their reading comprehension skills are only good enough to get through bingo night. And that's about as fast pace as the nightlife gets in most town down there too. Starin at bingo cards in the basement of some rundown Church - even if they can only manage one card at a time due to the myriad learning disabilities that they all tend to suffer from. Again, inbreeding has really done a number on the gene pool down there (more of a gene puddle, really - and a stagnant one at that). Ugh...the south (*shudders*)...so glad I got out of that shit stain.

@@AMurderOfLobs uhhh yea

When I say it's too powerful, I don't mean it's too powerful for noobs to control. That is true, but when in the hands of advanced players, it's so powerful that it creates a very unfair advantage. With relatively slow paddle velocity, you can just beam the shit out of people like no other paddle is capable of - by a long shot. 00:28 is my case in point.

And for the record, I'm the one winning the point with the bodybag in that shot - I'm not hating because I'm losing, I'm hating even when I have the paddle and I'm winning - because it just feels like I'm cheating.

The Howitzer used in this video was loaded with 16mm rounds.

Christian Alshon has never lost a game in his life [in my heart]. He will never stop being the Tweener King.

And 2:05 was a perfect moment for back to back foot faults 🤣

00:28 basically sums it up. I was able to bodybag my buddy with just a minimal baby-flick of the wrist, because the paddle is a fucking cannon due to it's trampoline effect, which was purposefully built into the paddles by pre-crushing the core (despite that being against the rules). In short, the paddle is too powerful for the game, but USAP doesn't have their shit together enough to enforce their own rules with adequate testing protocols.

@AllHijinksNoHighDinks I get it. The GB PP is crazy too. I love the speed of the new stuff though. I drop 95% 3rds and only drive in open windows. The control with mod is pretty sweet, im digging mine. I have been bagging peeps tho 😆

@AllHijinksNoHighDinks cool channel too, I'll watch a few of the games. I'm from so cal

@@fjg8340 Oh don't get me wrong - they are super fun to use. If you're the only one on the court with one. But with a court full of them, it's just a nightmare. The rallies aren't as long in those bloodbaths because everybody feels like they're playing with the cheat codes on. Which they are, based on the rules (i.e. no trampoline effect allowed, but a tampoline effect is literally what Joola highlights in their own ads). I'm considering buying the Diadem Hush and just taking this to it's logical conclusion.

@@fjg8340 There's not really any high level games on the channel. I only tend to record when I'm looking to work on something new - which is typically when I'm just messing around with randos in low-stakes open rec play. I don't like to make it weird when I'm at the big boys table haha.

Your mom is boring.

@@AMurderOfLobs it's 2024. Do better than the "your mom" comebacks

@@mayday7299 Your mom has a better cum back.

As a retired mechanical engineer, it's my duty to use the jankiest possible apparatus that can get the job done per it's strict functional requirements. Safety, convenience, modernity - be damned.

@@AMurderOfLobs I definitely saw the ingenuity :)

Yeah I was already riding towards this curfuffle and before I saw it, I could hear someone yelling something like "that's my board!" From what I gathered they were trying to keep him from moving, as they had him blocked in from the front. But this area is particularly well traveled intersection and it was causing a backup. They were pretty nice to let him go just because they didn't want to inconvenience everybody else.

I think he tried to walk away with it at first, and then claimed that somebody had arranged to sell it to him there and he thought it was left for him as per this mystery transaction. That's sort of what I could make out from the convo I heard.

@@AMurderOfLobs Okay that totally makes sense. I would have dragged dude from the car if I was there. Nowadays people pull out their phones rather than doing the right thing.

@@jasonolszanicky4035 Dude did you not see that literally 3 people jumped to the dude's rescue. Ever heard of "too many cooks in the kitchen"? What the hell is is one more yelling hothead going to do in that situation. At least by filming the ordeal, I could help the police report if he threatened violence (which he did, if you can hear).

@@AMurderOfLobs I am one of the few people that are back at you on this. I am not sure why you're arguing with a person that is agreeing with you on every subject at hand? Every one of your thumbs up is me loving what you do. You need to be less combative add more supportive of people that support you.

Haha I initially assumed like 80% of people would get the reference. But in retrospect it's probably under 10%. The youth can be forgiven, but everyone else is out of touch. Congrats for being one of the good ones.

I finally just got this. Touche.

I'm assuming you were playing online SCRABBLE in a different window and that was just the perfect word. Either that, or this is just a bot leaving irrelevant political comments. The only other possibility is that you're just some right wing weirdo ironically promoting the communist agenda by allowing all liberals to live in your head rent-free.

​@@AMurderOfLobs he meant you're a liberal. Getting butt blasted over nothing bro relax.

@@AMurderOfLobs wow dude. Tell us how you really feel. Pointless video of liberal pussies yelling and taking videos.

​@LowDinksHijinxPickleball your response shows that right-wingers live rent-free in your head.

TRUMP 2024

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Are you trying to out-meaningless my meaninglessness?

Not really, just that it was really short and hard. Haha if you want to get sleuthing, this was at Life Church of Salinas, CA. I'm sure you can find a phone number and get a receptionist to chase down the manufacturer and product #.

Were regular balls and paddles used?

@@_marcopalomo yep

This is Brommer Street Park on the east side of Santa Cruz (Capitola technically). Typically it is packed all weekend with open play, mostly in the 3.5 range but about a dozen or so 4.0+ regulars as well. When you say "me weekened", do you mean this weekend? Because it's supposed to be super rainy - nobody will be there.

I'm three quarters decent when I'm not limping around the court due to injuries in both knees and both feet lol. Alas, my addiction compels me to put forth a pathetic and lackluster display of mediocrity.

@@AMurderOfLobs Haha fair play, injuries are part of the game and yes they suck! I too battle from injured knees and at the moment plantar fascitus which makes for a tough day at the office. Which player are you?

@@TheDBNpoison You know I'm the Johnny Cash impersonator in all black! I was super solid for the first 18 months i played pickleball. Zero injuries, just good times and rapid improvement. Then a couple months ago I had to sell my house, got covid, got plantar fasciitis, got something jammed deep in my ear drum, then hyper extended both my knees inwards. It's been one nightmare after another week after week since then. A couple days ago I officially resigned to white knuckling through the pain just to play shit games like this one, and instead I just try to find people who are down to do light drilling where I can basically just stand in place (speedups, resets, firefights, drops, etc). It's provided a modicum of peace.

Haha right on, thanks for giving us little guys the time of day Shea! Been a fan of your content for awhile.

Well you count the frames and check my math then stud (in description)

Haha niiiice try. There's always somebody calling foot fault in the comments, whether or not there is one. Usually it's me. Take a screenshot of a frame where either foot is over the line and I"ll send you a brand new Joola Perseus.

And here I find myself, standing by YOUR comment.

Yep it was a Tae-Kwon-Do studio, so "Karate USA" was a bit of a misnomer haha. I can understand what motivated that naming decision though. In 1990s North Carolina, relatively few people had heard of Tae-Kwon-Do, but everybody at least thinks they know what Karate is.

@@AMurderOfLobs most people mix the terms up today😂

Thanks brotha

Dont worry I didn't. My day job affords me a liberal life of luxury.

@@AMurderOfLobs the key word here is liberal. my own life is probably much more luxurious than yours. Bet you don't own a 8 bedroom four bath home loser.

@@chrisw5742 I don't engage in trolling. Defending the globe earth is an act of good faith for humanity. The other dude was espousing a one party rule system, in which President has unlimited powers akin to a monarch (provided he isn't a "Demoncrat libtard"). Thanks for your complement though, this track was originally improvised late night with percussion accompaniment as well as a handle of Jameson :)

@@AMurderOfLobs Just research the globe and research my PETRI DISH EARTH vids. See which kind has observable and repeatable evidence. I am working on curing disease, free energy, harvesting precious resources and possibly getting us out of here. All good for humanity. Just see my vids PLEASE. Open your mind.

Trump is Elvis Presley also BTW.