This video is so funny. Things like that never happen where l live.

It's the cat distribution system and we have no control of it...cat's are time travelers.

This type of content should be the only you can see after 10 pm......❤

CDS (car distribution system) is functioning at full capacity 😊

Quality content

Let's face it, folks: Nobody owns a cat. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff. You've been hired. It is a blessing to be hired by a cat.

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(Sexy ass sounds) ??????? Somebody said they saw yooooou the person you were planning wasn't me and I would never ask yooooou I just kept it to myself I don't wanna knooooooow if your plan Dutch keep it on the looooooow cause my heart can't take it anymooooore and if your rattin please don't let it shooooow oh Micah I don't wanna know (more sounds but I kinda has Arthur in it) oh Micah I don't wanna know boy were they better yeah any better than me it's about the thing yeah all those things that we do in the camp and it your better off that way Micah all that I can say if your gonna do you thing then don't come back to me (more of Arthur groaning😫😫😫) woah woah woah John marston runaway from the gang but I came🍆 back how you go from a member to a dirty rat Dutch Micah is on top of horses Micah he feedin armadillos I'm the one got you in to the gang I'm eating you out now your out to start fights now your ratting us out after all we give you if your better off that way Micah all that I can say then don't come back to me(more are Arthur's sexy- I mean his really really hot- I mean his groaning)

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WHO the FUCK actually laughs about this…

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Wait wait wait wet with what liquid?😂

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Bet you think this is a joke, don'cha?! It can be very frustrating... 🥺

You cant say you dont have a cat, cause you do now. "And you will love me damn it, im too cute to resist."

I first met him sitting in the singal chair on the porch. Im 100% ok with this, so i take a seat across from him, give him some treats and sit back. He rolls and purrs, i scratch his head and cheeks. Then goes about his day stalking.

I got a rental cat. I call him Day walker, cause he prowls durring the day. If the hunt is bad he will stop in for some treats and pets. He has a home tags collar and all. But i do buy special food for him now and then. Not my cat, just my local rental, he goes back home after he dose his rounds im sure.

It's called ... "the cat distribution system ..."

Chocolate is toxic for animals, except humans of course. Keep it out of reach. Ditto, alcohol, animal poop (parasites), anything you wouldn't eat yourself.

I totally understand the one about not being able to sell liquor without also selling food but honestly if you serve something like chips and salsa or another food that is salty, then people are more likely to drink more. It would make sense to sell chips and salsa or salty french fries. Also, with some food in the stomach, a person can drink more alcohol before they start to feel it, and therefore might also order more alcohol.

Very smart. Keep fighting the power!!

I have learned from experience that cats are an excellent judge of character if they like you, you're obviously a good person.

Cat distribution system!

Silly humans. You don't own a cat. They own you. *Evil laugh*

isn't it a shame when mixed race couples like the yellow lab and the tuxedo cat have to find a secret place to meet.....

The cat distribution system

I like seeing that shirt raises in the back...🍑

My parents' Labradors used to do this, and would mess around trying to get comfy!! Always made me laugh❤❤❤

Yeah ... figures ... as they say: In FREE world CAT adopts YOU! :D

Boys in skirts. Genius protest 💪💪👏👏👍👍

Guard dogs: expectation: attack dogs, will growl and bite and be mean. Reality: " I think I smol dog, hello hooman, can I sit with youz?"

This happened to my family with a dog it was around a foot tall I’m guessing still under a year and we had a cat at the time and we were having a barbecue so at some point the dog wandered inside and at some point we realized that the dog got inside then we had to find the dogs owner and it was a pain but I’m assuming this is what it felt like for all those people that find cats in their house. One odd note is our cat chased the dog so do what you want with that information (our cat was an outside cat)

Love these. And yes, that's how you get owned by a cat. Happened to me many times. In fact about 4 years ago in November just after Thanksgiving. It was a very cold winter and lots of snow, I was feeding some ferals, and a beautiful tortoiseshell and white ran up to me screaming her head off. So I put my hand out and she started rubbing and purring loudly, then found out this little girl didn't have any winter fur. Just a thin summer coat. I thought I'd I don't help her she would be a kittcycle by morning. I couldn't bring her in my apartment because of my cat. I coaxed her into my basement. Then on Monday I took her to the vet, had her checked out. And ended up with a 2nd cat. I named her Betty, basement tortoiseshell, and she's been a wonderful cat. Very glad I brought her in. There will be another cat asking me to take him/her in. It's always the way you get a cat. As to the people who say the house was completely closed, I think cats can teleport. It's the only way that makes sense to a cat suddenly appearing from no where. But seriously they left the door open and didn't see the cat sneak in. They are smarter than people think.

The dog that ate the buybulls -- is more intelligent than it's humans.

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Can honestly say as a cat owner And recently had a kitten (2019 at the time) be dropped off right outside my door This is, indeed, how you get a cat

Whats with the mandatory dumb annoying music?

We DON'T own cats. They own us😂❤

You don’t choose a cat, the cat chooses you. You should feel privileged when one does. I love cats.

My dad openly refers to the dog as his favorite child. Has been ever since we adopted him when I was 11. I’m 19 now. I genuinely fear the day our dog has to inevitably cross the rainbow bridge, because I don’t think I will be able to bear seeing my dad so depressed.

Sometimes when you don't have a cat the Universe thinks you could use one. And it is usually right. I was never a cat person until one day a tiny and very scrawny black kitten was about 5 feet up on my front door screen meowing and I thought "What the heck" get lost, but here, have some food and water for your journey so I can send you away. I had that cat for 16 years and have been a cat lover ever since.

Please enlarge the signs. I need a good laugh!

Ever since my dad watched pawn sacrifice, he’s been obsessed with chess. At 1:35, that seems like the sort of thing my dad would do. He’s also stated that if I bring home a hippie or a guy with a face tattoo, he will kill him and make me watch.

Who didn't know that 😊

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😂😂😂😂gotta love Karma!

this shi funny