Fun fact: when Mario says "Perish", this is a subtle nod to the fact that you actually perish.

Unarmed you just punch a lot. Melee you just stab a lot. That’s generally how it’s done, and is made easier if you stick ONLY to punching and stabbing those unsightly goons halting your progression.

​@@cbgenius_ i tried different methods but it looks like it's just not working like changing difficulty different missions using different weapons and the skills but...yeah

Yeah, see this train we’re on? A.A.H.W property? What’s an A.A.H.W? This is *MY* Thomas the tank engine!

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“Here we have John Toad who was the witness to this incident - take it away John Toad.” “Mario is…a very motivated individual. See, this isn’t the first time he’s tossed somebody out the window - three others were thrown to the streets below: Bill Toad, Professor Williams, and Officer Toad. I think…I think they’ve all done something to provoke these acts of defenestration. Bill Toad supposedly demanded Mario’s life savings, but that’s just Mushroom Kingdom law; you always have to pay for your hospital stay.” “You said Mario was a very motivated individual. What makes you think that is the case?” “Well…Luigi is Mario’s brother. Everyone knows that. When Luigi was admitted to the hospital and was diagnosed with AIDS to which we had no cure in our current age, that was probably the start of Mario’s spree if I had to guess. I was told Mario was motivated enough to go to medical school for the sole purpose of developing a cure for Luigi’s condition. All in just a matter of weeks - it’s really quite impressive if I am to admit, though it doesn’t justify the accusations that put him to blame for Professor Williams’ death.” “But then, John Toad…why would Mario then throw Luigi out the window of a twenty story building? If he’s doing this for his brother to cure his condition, then it doesn’t make sense why he’d hurl Luigi out from the window. Shed for us some light on the matter.” “So when he was done medical school, rumour has it that Mario DID complete a cure for AIDS, and made an immediate beeline for the Grand Toadley Hospital of the Mushroom Kingdom. We have security devices lining the building inside and out. Mario wasn’t employed here at the building even if he was a full fledged doctor, so Officer Toad stood in his path. Watching the footage, I saw Mario radiating some sort of aura that made my spine chill. Before Officer Toad could even react, he had already been shot through the window in some sort of show of forbidden force. But then, we get to Luigi’s hospital bed, where Mario prescribes Luigi the cure. However, when Luigi said ‘No thanks, I’ll have to pass’, Mario’s anger was palpable even in the surveillance room. This was the ANGRIEST we’ve seen of Mario - to have gone through medical school, harmed three individuals who stood in his way, only to have his brother refuse the life-saving that he spent so much time developing…yeah, it was pretty bad-“ *CRASSSH-!* “Oh, hello! Little toadies, *Y O U W I L L R E G R E T S P R E A D I N G T H E W O R D !“ “NO MARIO, NO-“

All of this for a hotdog 😔