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@andrewvasquez8541 29 күн бұрын
Low level superhero’s 💀
@BiLatKnee 2 ай бұрын
This got even better when I learned that Hitler's successor as fuhrer was actually a man named Karl Donitz. Btw, this bit can no longer be done in public lest you be labeled as "anti-semitic" by ignorant PC idiots in certain PNW rural environs.
@lpri 2 ай бұрын
Real estate !
@stephaniecleveland8264 2 ай бұрын
Acting is not Hollywood
@seekerfloyd7346 2 ай бұрын
Described my Lyme disease perfectly, just another type of Spirochete
@user-em4el6rf5v 2 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 jerry laid a stinker joke basterd
@thehonksterkadunedalickyda7036 3 ай бұрын
I thought it was pretty funny
@Trainboy452 3 ай бұрын
"What the hell was that all about?"
@kavorka8855 4 ай бұрын
having said that... 😂
@travisdowns1686 4 ай бұрын
“Yeah heil nice to see ya, can I have one of those doughnuts” 😂
@roddyboethius1722 5 ай бұрын
What's the deal with the socks?
@Ralph_Sandwich 6 ай бұрын
I bet hollywood tried blackballing him after this and Jerry probably shrugged and said "ok". And then he made another billion dollars selling his 30 year old tv show to streaming services.
@Joyce-bp6tn 6 ай бұрын
SO perfect!
@WadeMD 6 ай бұрын
Yep, Shane's special
@rohailhashmi8050 7 ай бұрын
He sounds like guy smiley and newsman and the anything muppets and whatnots
@connorgmacleod 7 ай бұрын
The voiceover is actor Shane Withington
@scottmaxwell4834 7 ай бұрын
Shane is a joke thief
@adrianb3429 7 ай бұрын
I always feel the need to revisit this clip every time I see major awards ceremonies get coverage on the news - particularly when they are all congratulating each other when they make what they think is a profound political statement as they host literal golden statues in their hands.
@user-xq3fh1if9l 7 ай бұрын
Seinfeld is so annoying
@EVsSuckAss 7 ай бұрын
Seinfeld - I have listened to him. I bought tickets to his show, I showed up but no sign, no field. What’s the story? Can you be unfunny, print comedian on a shirt, put it on, get somebody to play a laugh track in the background while you say some words and then get a tv show about nothing and make hundreds of millions? Where would this guy be without the laugh track?
@canadianbacon3021 7 ай бұрын
"Has there ever been a war where the decisive battle was fought on a children's playground?" Yes, Jerry. The war on pedofiles.
@vilintjay 8 ай бұрын
Damn this dude has never beeen funny
@vilintjay 8 ай бұрын
Edit:pedofile not dude
@QUEENSBRIDGE_10TH_ST231 8 ай бұрын
I will say one thing tho, you immediately realize how talented good actors are when you see a bad one.
@QUEENSBRIDGE_10TH_ST231 8 ай бұрын
“Jerk Off” is the closest thing to Seinfeld cursing.
@vegangirll 8 ай бұрын
As a notary, I resent the simplification of the notary's duties. But it's Jerry, so...
@Inaluogh 3 ай бұрын
Your comment fits your name perfectly.
@DannyDeVito-p5y 8 ай бұрын
Its amazing how the stupidest comedian, who appealed to the lowest denominators of those who know comedy, practicing in the easiest ways of comedy, can call others stupid. Its amazing that Jerry has over a billion dollars...amazing that the world values a low class comedian like this to have to make him a billion dollars......and u ask, what is wrong with the world.....if you are intelligent, have intelligent friends who actually love comedy, ask them about how they feel about Seinfeld's comedy....you should get your answer...the mans a disgrace to comedy.
@francus7227 8 ай бұрын
Just like Trump. It's a nice speach. Didn't fix any part of the problem.
@mightybluespider 8 ай бұрын
It's a funny joke. But the biggest reason we hold onto the mattress like that is so we instantly know when it tears off so we don't drive too far away before we know to go back for it.
@bert1913 8 ай бұрын
Seinfield is not funny to me
@Merino33 2 ай бұрын
He used to be funny in his prime
@DonTruman 8 ай бұрын
That was talented. To say all of that and pull it off as funny and interesting. That's sophisticated comedy.
@JaredAnderson422 8 ай бұрын
What’s the deal with socks
@EmeraldView 8 ай бұрын
The fact of the matter is, MOST of what we do as human beings is stupid.
@michsophis6576 8 ай бұрын
Jerry did it before Ricky. This was a knockout speech😂
@noneofya6503 8 ай бұрын
Funny concept of a joke ruined again by unfunny jokes. Good job Seinfeld. Ricky Gervais did it better.
@3bo0odyXgamer 9 ай бұрын
After seeing this perfection in our bodies, they claim we came from nothing!! Simple logical Q, where did the first living cell come from?!! God is the greatest!!
@OmegaVideoGameGod 9 ай бұрын
🤣 I was expecting Michael Richard to be laughing in the front row 🤣
@user-wj2zv1vd8y 9 ай бұрын
Yes.
@Sheluvsjoe 9 ай бұрын
Seinfeld needs to watch Shane’s special. Maybe he can learn how to be funny for once.
@snusmumriken232 9 ай бұрын
Can you call things anything you want now? See a 17 year old and call her, “girlfriend”?
@Mommadragon1976 4 ай бұрын
1738
@brandonobaza8610 9 ай бұрын
Big H himself loved the Casual Heil, used it all the time. Maybe his heiling arm finally just got tired 😂
@dwitt4574 9 ай бұрын
Jerry thinks his job most important ever! Zero self awareness.
@billbeliakoff5589 10 ай бұрын
Anyone else notice a George Carlin influence to this ?
@JumbleTasteSpinning 10 ай бұрын
Just brilliant from start to end. It's gold jerry! GOLD! ❤
@artxmvt 10 ай бұрын
💯❤
@codedread 10 ай бұрын
"Like they're Senators from Krypton"
@alusineconteh2965 10 ай бұрын
He really is a jerk.
@lukew7343 10 ай бұрын
Was this before Ricky hosted Golden Globes?
@lukew7343 10 ай бұрын
Wow, think Ricky Gervais ripped this off a little bit.
@Inbraneinthememsane 10 ай бұрын
Why is he reading this off a paper?
@PLAYERSLAYER_22 10 ай бұрын
he is left handed. he probably has dyslexia undiagnosed. we come up with good shit but its hard to remember because we operate in reality, not language.
@gregorycampbell5907 10 ай бұрын
We laugh because we know its true, and he is a comedian.
@allentate3760 10 ай бұрын
He’s channeling Ricky Gervais