I am 33 years old. i don't look at the past anymore. i remain here, where i am now. the past is already gone and history, the future will always be a mystery to me, even if the clock is still ticking. Memento Mori, as it were. but i will Memento Vivere. One day, i will be gone, but i will remember to live every day as it might be my last one. I will live happy, knowing i'm alive and breathing always. so even if the clock is ticking, i will always be happy i'm alive each day i wake up here. no matter how bad it's gonna get. I love all you guys, very much. <3
@ACArmchair-z8w6 күн бұрын
Me when someone forces me to do something:
@dorianmoreno55178 күн бұрын
Hope it becomes a mod in the workshop.
@panElweas8 күн бұрын
If Gordon spoke this would happen
@DizziDoozi9 күн бұрын
“no fuck off” *PPPFFSSSCCCGHHHH*
@hedqtf427513 күн бұрын
Seems like every atom making up that metrocop's body decided to fuck off
@boves.14 күн бұрын
yes.
@sharris624116 күн бұрын
"Pick up that can" "**No, Fuck off**" *evaporates*
@Dc_22dc19 күн бұрын
0:03 "n o f u c k o f f"
@plaguenplay351623 күн бұрын
so that's what the Combine's off-world relocation is
@JestanYT23 күн бұрын
This is why Gordon never speaks
@ResaAcerfin24 күн бұрын
I’ve got 5 words for you. Livehouse, Winter, Muppet, White, Monkey. Ring any bells? I hope for a response.
@TheSpy425 күн бұрын
"Pick up that can" "No f^€k off" *Proceeds to turn fully black and defy the laws of gravity then disappears*
@BossDragon45428 күн бұрын
"Pick up that can." "N O F U C K O F F" *Gets vaporized*
@SwedishGamers28 күн бұрын
this should be a mod or something
@SleepingGazelleАй бұрын
Gordon doesn’t talk because if he did people would end up like this cop
@tymongajewski2816Ай бұрын
the thumbnail
@SentleXRАй бұрын
"pick up de can" "no fuk off" *-1 combine soldier*
@Maximgaming-qg4bzАй бұрын
GORDON FREEMAN ISNT F#CKNIG AROUND ANYMORE
@IcetchoppaАй бұрын
the 55.5% that didn't get the "submisive" acheivement
@FrosstKattАй бұрын
someone needs to make a mod of this
@j0ebaldw1nАй бұрын
Me using Izanagi no Okami and just spamming Myriad Truths in Persona 5 Royal
@Synth_0294Ай бұрын
how do people laugh at this. note: it made me laugh
@AWSOMEPOSSUM16Ай бұрын
🥺
@Kondziorek55Ай бұрын
Metrocop: Pick up that can. Gordon: *No fuck off.* *Fucking evaporates the Metrocop from the existence as if he never existed*
@XanonEnderАй бұрын
The God Of Gods Of Gods : I will kill you. Me : N O F U C K O F F The God Of Gods Of Gods : Haha! Did you think- Wha- WHA- WHAT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
@CrackheadMcGeeАй бұрын
Someone please add this as a mod to Steam, I need this.
@dafurious64572 ай бұрын
is there an ent_fire command for this
@Jimbo_-zo9cx2 ай бұрын
Gordon isn't deaf, he just don't want to incinerate everyone with his voice.
@D3ADFM3 ай бұрын
so THATS why gordon dont speak
@BT-7274_Vanguard_Titan3 ай бұрын
That officer knew he did wrong as soon as he started to get disintegrated reduced to Atoms that isn't even a Thanos joke Bro ligit snapped his fingers and disintegrated that man
@damiencurry78423 ай бұрын
“top ten freeman, number 1 fuck off”
@Praetorium3 ай бұрын
yt: *whining* TUrN off ADBlocKER!!!!!11!!!!!! Me: NO FCK OFF.
@dinocorare4 ай бұрын
literally me when i see someone tryna spoil tfone for me
@Lemonzsz4 ай бұрын
"Pick up that can." *"No fuck off 🖕"* **Gets fucking atomized into nothing**
@deadshot_daquiri_remastered5 ай бұрын
Pov: you maxed out your fallout run and encounter a group of raiders:
@ShonenMaster335 ай бұрын
Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@realwando5 ай бұрын
0:03
@juanahmed65285 ай бұрын
0:03
@themoon.isbeautiful6 ай бұрын
Doctor manhattan for no reason:
@thederpknight9016 ай бұрын
“No fuck off” “Alright guess I’ll die”
@tntalchemist7 ай бұрын
There's a few different versions, but this is the best one. The way the metrocop just ascends when disintegrating is peak comedy
@modeman157 ай бұрын
KZbin crashed right at the end of this video (not joking).
@toadshifttoadette45857 ай бұрын
POV: You’re Mystic Flour Cookie confronting the soldiers of the Dark Cacao Kingdom
@toadshifttoadette45856 ай бұрын
“No, fuck off and return to flour.” “BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-“