Fixing the universe
1:30
14 күн бұрын
World's dumbest crime
1:30
14 күн бұрын
I’ll never stop
1:28
Ай бұрын
Fixing universes again
1:27
2 ай бұрын
It’s #randomactsofkindness day
2:48
Bald jokes
2:03
6 ай бұрын
that one day in math class
6:03
10 ай бұрын
the Mexico story
10:54
Жыл бұрын
Top 5 reasons going bald is great
1:17
scaring my daughter 2021
5:13
2 жыл бұрын
Storytime with Jared: hookupiversary
29:12
Storytime with Jared: N S Y N C
5:42
Storytime with Jared: Pants
2:43
3 жыл бұрын
Пікірлер
@earthsystem
@earthsystem 6 сағат бұрын
Yay! I call him Captain Hook
@wonst186
@wonst186 3 күн бұрын
0:46 stupid
@earthsystem
@earthsystem 5 күн бұрын
In small town life it's easy to notice the universe has a wicked sense of humor.
@earthsystem
@earthsystem 5 күн бұрын
The satisfaction of finally scratching that itch
@jimtwodogs3084
@jimtwodogs3084 8 күн бұрын
I don't know about a crime, maybe just bad form but It WILL come back to bite you.
@Riasat202
@Riasat202 9 күн бұрын
If a raccoon is out during the day, stay away.
@MelodyMan69
@MelodyMan69 13 күн бұрын
Do you also write your name on Toilet walls in fecies. ? You look like a dirty finger type.
@grampydeathblade2217
@grampydeathblade2217 13 күн бұрын
LOL
@VroodenTheGreat
@VroodenTheGreat 13 күн бұрын
The OCD is strong in this one.
@aloberdorf4579
@aloberdorf4579 13 күн бұрын
Should have included your phone #....your Mom would be impressed getting phone calls from random Chicks....(@ 7 or 8 years old)....LOL !!
@goldengryphon
@goldengryphon 13 күн бұрын
Having been a bored kid around the same time, and having engaged in similar minor (?) graphitti and hthings, .... yeah. And the reactions of the adults were pretty much the same, though I did get a "stern talking to", which didn't involve as much talking as it sounds like. Gold, CO sounds like a great place to be from.
@michaelmappin4425
@michaelmappin4425 13 күн бұрын
I applaud your efforts on the manhole cover. I reject you doing it in pajamas.
@georgemitchell9696
@georgemitchell9696 13 күн бұрын
How many gold mines in Colorado? I know two abandoned mines in California. Two ounces a ton. Uphill both ways. Lol
@anthonypirozzi837
@anthonypirozzi837 14 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@stephenparker1428
@stephenparker1428 14 күн бұрын
and yes, I didn't put the slash/ in on purpose.
@peach495
@peach495 14 күн бұрын
Can I get my 1:29 seconds back?
@ewysplayhouse
@ewysplayhouse 14 күн бұрын
Simply watch it backwards
@danielreed5199
@danielreed5199 14 күн бұрын
If you were more creative with your thumbtack crime, you could have pinned it on someone else :P
@ewysplayhouse
@ewysplayhouse 14 күн бұрын
I have scratched Daniel Reed in even bigger letters
@user-lw2xk2pq7p
@user-lw2xk2pq7p 14 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robertmarchand1346
@robertmarchand1346 15 күн бұрын
Ok. That's pretty funny brother. On the positive side. You're immortalized forever. Who knows. It may even become the men's room again...
@Bobby-mg1uj
@Bobby-mg1uj 15 күн бұрын
Oh, this is a fun story and your consternation makes it so much better.
@lindaseel9986
@lindaseel9986 15 күн бұрын
Bawahahaha! 😂😂😂😂😂
@lestesalcantara7285
@lestesalcantara7285 19 күн бұрын
I wanna help ya okay buddy these guys got no common sense it’s obviously has rabies they way y’all were Comin at it is straight stupidity at its finest 🤦🏽‍♂️
@julioochoa1140
@julioochoa1140 20 күн бұрын
It looked like it was ready to do karate
@kaydendelavega8246
@kaydendelavega8246 Ай бұрын
That’s why you wash them if they are outdoor doggos 😂 and brush their teeth but their is no real fix to funny doggos. Puppies are okay but only once they are done with the milk 😂
@hugglerr
@hugglerr Ай бұрын
Please vaccinate your pets! Public health offers free rabies clinics here after four rabid foxes were discovered recently.
@ArnoDorian68
@ArnoDorian68 Ай бұрын
darwin award
@toddbryant3487
@toddbryant3487 2 ай бұрын
*promo sm*
@requiemcollectiblesgaming
@requiemcollectiblesgaming 2 ай бұрын
Wayyyyy too close guys...
@samhuntjr1014
@samhuntjr1014 2 ай бұрын
Do raccoons bite ?
@samhuntjr1014
@samhuntjr1014 2 ай бұрын
raccoon ARRESTED
@user-fh1rt1jj6x
@user-fh1rt1jj6x 2 ай бұрын
Hi Jared - I'm working on a new TV series where we feature a sequence about Rabies. Was this racoon confirmed to have rabies? We'd love to license this for use in our sequence if possible. How do I get in contact to discuss the details? Thanks!
@ewysplayhouse
@ewysplayhouse 2 ай бұрын
email jaredewy at gmail.
@JohnHampton-wh7jx
@JohnHampton-wh7jx 2 ай бұрын
Good shit😂
@ediedbdbd7902
@ediedbdbd7902 2 ай бұрын
You are highly skilled, as well as a good citizen and a comely fashion plate.
@ewysplayhouse
@ewysplayhouse 2 ай бұрын
the last one being most important
@andrew9274
@andrew9274 2 ай бұрын
I only need a 2 minute break
@ajiibshah3760
@ajiibshah3760 2 ай бұрын
Alright underrated as heck 😂
@nikribble
@nikribble 2 ай бұрын
Honestly, nothing beats being able to take a break and go outside with my dogs between meetings, but maybe I need to try a chainsaw, too 😂
@johnt5897
@johnt5897 2 ай бұрын
So true, I feel so restricted when I am at an office for 8 hours straight. Like I need a break to do something else to help myself reset
@chuckannd6034
@chuckannd6034 2 ай бұрын
"which they used to frown on at the office" 😂😂😂
@stephk.c.2674
@stephk.c.2674 2 ай бұрын
I definitely jump into the garden for some weeding and watering
@ethanmerrill4999
@ethanmerrill4999 2 ай бұрын
Definitely beats gabbing with a coworker for 15 like one would in the office
@TheNyhm1
@TheNyhm1 2 ай бұрын
This is why wfh is BS
@billtwok6864
@billtwok6864 2 ай бұрын
Yet every study show wfh increases efficiency, productivity and job satisfaction. But stupid is as stupid does. LOL Enjoy wasting all your time with managers who are bored and lonely and use the office for their social needs. If you want to be in the office you are not actually doing anything useful.
@nikribble
@nikribble 2 ай бұрын
Because people can do useful stuff while on break?
@laurais4047
@laurais4047 2 ай бұрын
I just pulled weeds for 10 minutes in the sun between meetings 😂
@pamelajoy67
@pamelajoy67 2 ай бұрын
The Ewy is a genius! I knew it all along!
@hardeeharhar18
@hardeeharhar18 2 ай бұрын
IDIOTS
@DavidPulsipher
@DavidPulsipher 4 ай бұрын
so good.
@IndianNigga-xg2ty
@IndianNigga-xg2ty 4 ай бұрын
This man just made my day too😂❤️
@JaimeGarcia-pe7bj
@JaimeGarcia-pe7bj 5 ай бұрын
Where are all these rabid coons, squirrels, and deer coming from?
@faulkmichelle
@faulkmichelle 6 ай бұрын
Carlos!!!
@EmoBrianEno
@EmoBrianEno 6 ай бұрын
You sir are doing God’s work. The angels are smiling upon you!
@mollykins8h
@mollykins8h 6 ай бұрын
It's not perfect, where is this