Listen to all the REAL Chopper lovers out there…. Old Uncle Chop would’ve loved this guy, would’ve told him to harden the f**k up a little…. 🤣🤣. Just like you cnuts should….
@andrewharris183711 ай бұрын
Craft beer =farts😅
@kerrytodd390111 ай бұрын
This is so incorrect, typical lazy moronic Australian attitude.
@thomasrussell71352 жыл бұрын
2 questions, is it cold and will it drown out the tiny dissenting voices from my head
@BigJimWTheMayor2 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@damianbutterworth24342 жыл бұрын
I drove to the pub on a quite Saturday afternoon. When I walked in the bar man said "Fostors??". I said "No I am driving. I will have a Stella.".
@Prof.Pwnalot Жыл бұрын
Stella is a better drink than Fosters. Problem is, most of the time the beers a brewed in the UK, NZ or Australia. Needs to be from Germany or a European country of the like like Belgium etc. Why? Because different brewing methods.
@damianbutterworth2434 Жыл бұрын
@@Prof.Pwnalot Stella used to give me a headache in the mornings. I think they use chemicals. I used to prefer homebrew kits in the UK. Pub beer used to smell like wet dogs.
@christhesmith2 жыл бұрын
Don't ever come to Seattle Chopper...
@pdnl19912 ай бұрын
Americans are number 1 in obesity and mass shootings, shut up.
@whiteshadow592 жыл бұрын
We bloody love a beer!!
@b3ans4eva3 жыл бұрын
He’s using a coozy to hold his beer.
@justgarethsphone96633 жыл бұрын
"You're drinking a wet sandwich you f£ckin' idiot." That's tight. Does Ronnie Johns still do standup?
@alanmacseoin76263 жыл бұрын
Picture of a frog driving a show. 😀😀😀 LMFAO.
@thedoctor77793 жыл бұрын
Vb mate
@GRACEORT3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was Chopper until I noticed he had ears. Great impersonating with mannerisms and vocals
@gitoberg13 жыл бұрын
Boooo that man
@gitoberg13 ай бұрын
@@pdnl1991 I was replying to to the comment ya silly bastard
@gmb85683 жыл бұрын
Any real chopper fans out there show this guy what time it is.
@nagadorset3 жыл бұрын
I dig what you are suggesting mate, but hey, he started well
@dpdog883 жыл бұрын
Go fuck yourself
@gmb85683 жыл бұрын
Address
@gmb85683 жыл бұрын
I'll wait for your reply
@gmb85683 жыл бұрын
Come on your coward
@letsseeif3 жыл бұрын
crafty crooks trying to make a quid out strange people with substandard unusually weird water, often though to be p**s and which should be labelled 'poison alcoholic'
@dataglasses3 жыл бұрын
51 hipsters don't like this ......
@johnnytrayes47343 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤩
@jackgrant73563 жыл бұрын
You dont need a bottle opener. A fork works fine. Or a metal edge like a street sign. I learned that when i was in boarding school. Not the posh kind. The asylum kind. I used to hide my weed and my pipe in a video box. That was back when it was normal to have video cassettes. Nowadays theyd look suspicious.
@newyorktitties89543 жыл бұрын
You can tell it's not chopper because he has his ears !
@johnnyblythe53753 жыл бұрын
Chopper was funny, this guys a prick. Saw him years ago, he’s just a 3rd rate stand up comic who tells rubbish 3rd hand jokes trying to sound like Chopper Read. That’s all, he’s fucking useless.
@francisdow35793 жыл бұрын
Don't like him
@richardrobinson16513 жыл бұрын
Ah piss off you knuckle dragging simpletons. Craft beer is for people sick to death of the mass produced dog spit, that you drooling half wits pour down your gullets just to get rat-arsed. Those of us who can string a coherent sentence together, have moved beyond your carbonated dish water. Un-washed philistines.
@murrygilliland5322 Жыл бұрын
Go back to the promised land
@barristanselmy27583 жыл бұрын
Fuck craft beer. Belgians where it's at. Notice he didn;t take the piss out of Belgians.
@coldark99723 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell🤣🤣
@scoobysnacks2093 жыл бұрын
what a shit chopper this guy is
@chuckselvage31573 жыл бұрын
A frog driving a shoe 🤣🤣🤣
@josh6564 жыл бұрын
Pastrami?? 🤣🤣🤣
@bholapansari55454 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that’s it’s not funny
@deanwhakaari41554 жыл бұрын
Yeah too right mate. One time at an AKL airport bar I bought a craft beer because that's all they sold. Panhead ale or some shite like that. Spat it out back into the glass and walked. It was like drinking perfume or licking a deodorant stick. Not for me.
@Pete-z6e3 жыл бұрын
Good on you Dean!.....you can fool some of the people ALL the time.
@Prof.Pwnalot Жыл бұрын
Yeah man. Most of the time the craft beers have stupid fucking notes on fruit. If i wanted fruit, i'd just drink tequila, or have a fucking strong cocktail and add some fruit to the cunt.
@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
Weasel-themed beer sounds badass.
@Solid3d-Melb4 жыл бұрын
German beer all the way. Australian beer to clean toilets.
@frasermcjannett6104 жыл бұрын
I'm from Scotland. Aye yep, German beer is defo the best.
@cv8z2314 жыл бұрын
No doubt...but we drink and have a good time. What sour face Kraut do you ever see having a laugh at themselves. Love ya women though.
@Pete-z6e3 жыл бұрын
German beer is crap.
@SturtH9 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, nah.
@murrygilliland5322 Жыл бұрын
German beer is mass produced swill
@bazle645 жыл бұрын
THIS IS NOT CHOPPER
@nicksmith9015 жыл бұрын
Thanks Sandra Sully. Go watch the Ronnie Johns Half Hour.
@philrohlf92045 жыл бұрын
Dalena no shit Sherlock.
@Classickoolcars11 ай бұрын
REEEEEEEEEEALLLYYYYYY. Just fkn facepalm….
@dcmastermindfirst9418Ай бұрын
Yes it is. This uncle chop chop
@user-yo8ab1ys9e6 жыл бұрын
fuckin' ay
@jakeblack69776 жыл бұрын
Fuckin pissa
@boop-oop-a-doop92936 жыл бұрын
Fuck twist tops - get the cans!! Ya get 30
@jeremygush33426 жыл бұрын
Oh you LEGEND
@jasonwalls14666 жыл бұрын
That's not chopper looks fuck all like him
@danielhorsburgh29526 жыл бұрын
Where's this from...
@niceguy66946 жыл бұрын
Fuck I love his outlook on life. Fuckem
@kandimalla6 жыл бұрын
Gee.. I bought a 6 pack of pale ale called Sail and Anchor to my cousin's party while his mates bought a slab of carlton super dry and we're watching this. And my beers aren't twist, I had to get a bottle opener from the kitchen cabinet. F*ck you Choppa.
@boogiexx3 жыл бұрын
you can use a cigarete lighter and your fist as leverage to open a beer?
@bigGaza16 жыл бұрын
Chopper said this comedian is gay.
@mikespearwood39146 жыл бұрын
Chopper's dead!
@Man-fp8vp6 жыл бұрын
Actually he said he was funny and he enjoyed it
@bigGaza16 жыл бұрын
lachlan edgecombe I just watched the video of Chopper saying it..so ok.
@Pete-z6e3 жыл бұрын
That may be true but he avoids GAY beer.
@norincobrocapri466 жыл бұрын
Chopper, you're still the Best!
@MunchDurrys3 жыл бұрын
@It doesn’t matter What your name is the real chopper died a few years ago, this is a comedian called heath franklin. Yes, the moustache is fake.
@MunchDurrys3 жыл бұрын
@It doesn’t matter What your name is yeah Australia has a high crime culture but it’s too be expected when you’re literally colonised by British prisoners. Shame the real chopper never gave comedy a go except for when he had news stories done about him. I’m 25 now and I have a photo with him at a pub in Melbourne when I was 11-12 years old and he was already wheelchair bound with illness (hepatitis I think caused his kidneys to start failing) but he was always a good bloke unless you’re Neville Bartoss 😂 (the fact this guy still has his ears is a big giveaway too)
@MunchDurrys3 жыл бұрын
@It doesn’t matter What your name is as much as he was liked as a public figure, he was hated in jail. An uncle of mine was in Penn when he turned 18 at around the same time as chopper was in and told me a story of chopper being moved from his cell for a interview or something and it had the entire cell block banging on the doors and screaming out shit like “you’re dead chopper you dog” so not every appreciated him sharing his exploits. He was also known to talk a fair bit of shit haha but you can’t let the truth get in the way of a good story I guess 😂
@MacTheRipper16 жыл бұрын
Where did the ears come from?? Did they grow back?