You'd think that once you got 1-shot by the same guy with the same shotgun you'd try a different approach than running up the stairs.. nope.

16:05 he sounds so stupid when he starts doing this shit, mf literally becomes a voice recorder being played by a little kid who records himself saying stupid shit and then repeatedly plays it and laughs at it for no reason

COD is probably his most annoying type of gameplay because all he does is shout the exact same 10 excuses over and over. How the hell is this fun to watch?

Why get angry and just quit. lol if you're not angry then don't bitch and quit, finish the damn match. The SBMM and EOMM system is specifically catered to helping limp dicks like you phil.

Wonder how this twat would manage in HC.

Does he think center mass is the crotch?

Hes a typical American

To bee faairy, skill based matchmaking clearly doesn't work or he wouldn't be matched with anyone except perma-AFK players

That shooting at the start 😂

Phil has the reactions of a slug with a hernia, and the IQ of a plank of rotten wood 😂😂😂

great aim 😂

How do forget how Nuketown works? I mean playing like this with a knife or bat sure. But a lmg, wow WTH.

"I'm better at shooting than you." ...did he really just say that unironically? I can't tell if this is gaslighting or sheer delusio.

lol The goblin the only gun the knife can actually outrun.

Cammy White lives rent free in DSP's Head.

10:13 Was he about to drop the N bomb and caught himself???

AlphaOmegaSin was right. He is the King of Rage Quit jutsu.

Bro thinks he's playing hardcore with all those body shots

4:18 had me laughing. Great content as always mighty XD

That AI even got his gout right..😅

Wooooow dudes fucking delusional

Phil this isn't Star Wars it doesn't matter who shoots first it matters who can aim for the head and not the torso or legs.

I didn't realise till i saw two of these video's, but this guy was in my game with three other people and two camping and two was trying to rush, i got annoyed with the camping so i pulled up my diamond pp smg and made them rage quit..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

See i call myself crap because i make mistakes like this but then i remember I'm in the top 1% for career and also top 1% for eliminations/ deaths.......

It looks like he has no aim assist on, low sensitivity, and raw stick input. He's just asking for trouble with that setup!

It's not lag, or SBMM; it's BAD AIM. End of story.

I just found in my instantly kept me laughing so loud

“I’m destroying them I know exactly what to do and the game won’t react” Needs to put down the control and plug in the neuralink

Wow 7;31 😮 what was you aiming at. Did this guy spend his entire educational career in one classroom 😂

He uses a big scope on a small map lmao, no concept of ads at all with this guy

😂 shoot where theyre going to be not where theyre at try adjusting your gun you can move your right stick. Im 51 go to private match and practice on veteran lmao

Ever heard of hip firing, phil? Ever heard of not holding forward and sprinting into every engagement? Trying to ads and track someone in fucking melee range and gaslighting yourself about "the game knowing" is funny as fuck, though.

"Spawn and die" DSP whole career summarized. x9

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA bru best aim burnell moment ever HAHAHHAHA in the beginning

why on earth do you play it?? seriously, i don't get it, if your that annoyed, play something else.

There's a guy camping in my ass...

11:51 Wish you could do it you life-long gaming, unteachable, ignorant, narcissistic, lying, projecting, bankrupt idiot!

I thought he could pick up any game and play at a pro level?

Getting perfect K Oed more than once online is wild

Dsp - Throws grenade onto wall so it rebounds and explodes in his face. Also Dsp - Treyarch you dumb f's. Stop making the grenade bounce off the wall!

"Intelligently"

Most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

Lool he emptying a mag on the walll😂😂😂😂

15:20 says the regard using thermal sight on a AR on small maps….

Bro actually complaining about getting 1 shot by a shotgun point blank. Like isn't that what they're for. 2:12

i love how phil is missing with his shots and says there hitting the guy when there not.

Wait is he saying “62ms” as if that’s a lot of latency?? Holy shit what a retard

Does he realize a shot in the leg does less dmg than a headshot?

You have to be really special to actually like this guy and his gameplay he sucks at everything

Bro has not used a single automatic gun