A skol buss o sht miss frisle mersy pls

Another brilliant one! UNO Reverse Card Protocol! Lmao😂😂😂❤🎉

Well good news for them if they’re ever at war it’s far better to have the chaos gremlins…I mean humans on their side 😂

Improvisational Tool! 😂 Brilliant again… 🎉❤😂

An FTL Yeet cannon is pretty funny.

Glitter weather satellites?!😂 im only 5mins in trying to play this in the background as i go to sleep, but laughing tok hard...

We do not fight because we hate whats in front of us we fight because we love whats behind us.

love this stories how we end up being some back water planet undiscovered and we end up being the one of the deadiest spices known to the galaxy. The borg are nothing...

This realy should be called "how humanity broke the universe"

Brilliant again! 🎉 The humans arrived and they brought snacks..:. 😂😂😂🎉❤🍻

I havent laughed this much in a long time.

Really funny and well crafted story 😂😂😂

and here we though WE had problems ...

A series, perhaps?

Someone please send this to the spiffing Britt

Glad I found this. Funny

These stories are so dumb that you can't help laughing.

Operation Special Delivery sounds right

Very funny and really well told, I laughed so much, 🤣 🤣🤣

Really funny, I totally need the space ninja story 😂😂😂

Now i feel an overwhelming need to prepare some tea. But of course since i'm not british i'm not going to go with british tea culture, i'm going to go with frisian tea cultur.

Now THIS is a vision of the future that I can get behind!!!! Excellent writing as usual, well done on yet another laugh out loud story! I am looking forward to your next submission while also watching the ones I missed by being late to the show!😁😁

Are you sure AI is saying the right words? The Nope drive should be Woke drive!🥸

Absurd!

This took obsurd, hilarious and weird to new levels. Thank you 😂

Laser lights the dog would be all over trying to get that too

😂😂😂 love this story line 😊

I like that.

Well you should not forget about getting telling them about gotta feed them and how much you gotta feed them and don't forget about the water or milk

Leroy Jenkins!! Lol.

Giggling worthy story 😂😂😂

WASTE OF TIME.

lool this one was hillarious

Apparently all aliens are witches from The Wizard of Oz and will melt in water. Sarah sure gets around.

Great story, but- the Rods from God program was recently scrapped as a failure. Too expensive and doesn't do anything that conventional weapons don't already do. So having it be a futuristic tactic doesn't really make sense.

How awesome would it be if this were ral life today or even tomorrow!!??? True galactic peace, harmony and jazz hands!?

In our defense, we have nonidea how that happened.

This is fiction set in the future. Just relax and enjoy.

It's completely realistic that an alliance between a cat and a space whale would upend the power balance of several universes. In fact, it's not only realistic, but self evident.

Woke af 😂😂

As a single man with 15 cats on 20 acres... I am dying from laughter at your Mr. Whiskers! 🎉🎉😂😂😂

OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah, you have a new subscriber 😂😂😂😂 Keep up this quirky pattern of glorious literature 😂😂😂🍻🍻🍻🇺🇸😅

So wholesome!

FOCK YEAAA HUMANS #1

It's psychological warfare at its finest. Oh, you mean like walking into a room silently and scaring the crap out of us

But I'm not nice so am I not human?

AI Reed is trash, and I am so over the stories that the main character is always named Chen. It's like whoever or whatever is writing these stories only knows the name Chen to be the protagonist. Downvoted

funny

Someone was so bored they invented interdimensional cable. "Everyone has a plumbus in their home..."