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@NewYorkFloridaMan Күн бұрын
Dude I completely forgot Ape Escape existed. Talk about a flahback.
@JohnGoetzGaming Күн бұрын
@@NewYorkFloridaMan I scrolled across it while looking at what to play next on the PS5 and knew I had to come home lol. Legit might have been the first game I played on a console of my own back in the day
@CloneCaptainKeeli 2 күн бұрын
I'm gonna be clipping the shit out of this stream.
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 күн бұрын
That that that that don't cancel me, can only make me stronger
@Youremom99 2 күн бұрын
What game is that?
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 күн бұрын
@@Youremom99 "Postal" which is an oldie but this is "Postal: Redux" the remaster for PS4/5
@Youremom99 2 күн бұрын
@ I was thinking it was that I’ve seen screenshots of the game I didn’t know it was on Xbox I need to download it
@aries8408 4 күн бұрын
😂
@meowkie8549 4 күн бұрын
Justice for peanut butter!
@JohnGoetzGaming 4 күн бұрын
@@meowkie8549 Trump is releasing the peanut dossier day one!
@CloneCaptainKeeli 13 күн бұрын
More Hallowiener gaymplay from John Goetz! 🔥🔥🔥
@StarWarsMarvelPurist 16 күн бұрын
The greatest horror game medley ever! Yuuuuuuge!
@JohnGoetzGaming 16 күн бұрын
@@StarWarsMarvelPurist Joe, these games are so scary, they're scary like you wouldn't believe.
@CloneCaptainKeeli 19 күн бұрын
Bro gave it the IGN score lmao! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JohnGoetzGaming 19 күн бұрын
@@CloneCaptainKeeli Yes but with me a 5 is actually average. Also I didn't deduct points for too much oil
@CloneCaptainKeeli 20 күн бұрын
Tragictisms
@JohnGoetzGaming 19 күн бұрын
A noble sacrifice, and by a Scot no less! They should have made his final words "Nah it'll be fine"
@CloneCaptainKeeli 21 күн бұрын
Still Wakes The Deeptisms
@JohnGoetzGaming 20 күн бұрын
IGN: Too still and deep. 1/10
@CloneCaptainKeeli 21 күн бұрын
Least dedicated Scottish boss
@CloneCaptainKeeli 22 күн бұрын
Now this, this is a game worth playing.
@CloneCaptainKeeli 26 күн бұрын
When you asked if I work night shifts, no but I often have the early morning shift, which was really draining today due to a lot of customers.
@JohnGoetzGaming 26 күн бұрын
@@CloneCaptainKeeli ah I gotcha
@CloneCaptainKeeli 26 күн бұрын
Watching John Goetz shit his pants is the only thing that brings me joy in life.
@JohnGoetzGaming 26 күн бұрын
@@CloneCaptainKeeli put all your shit pants on me. I can take it
@CloneCaptainKeeli 27 күн бұрын
John Gets Watching is such a great name lmao!!!
@JohnGoetzGaming 27 күн бұрын
Heh I've gone to just spelling my name phonetically even in the intros and outros. Simple but effective
@eliteslayerpaul2108 28 күн бұрын
hell yeah my guy amazing game and platinum too
@JohnGoetzGaming 28 күн бұрын
@@eliteslayerpaul2108 Thanks! I absolutely love this game
@eliteslayerpaul2108 28 күн бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming for sure i absolutely love it too
@phasma287 29 күн бұрын
Cool punkin
@gr33nriver77 Ай бұрын
Very clickbaity by saying "Bad Endings" in the title but not actually doing the bad ending
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@gr33nriver77 no I did. Everyone died! Is there a worse one?
@gr33nriver77 Ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming Exclusive bad ending if only Mark/Kate make it to the lighthouse (meaning Jamie/Erin/Charlie have to be dead before the chapter "Lighthouse" in Act 3). The title led me to believe you would be doing that ending "Ultimatum" but you only did "Lake" with everyone dying
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@gr33nriver77 oh I didn't realize there was another one. I just meant my two endings and counted the "bad" as everyone dying. I might check out the bad bad ending now
@gr33nriver77 Ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming Also in your review you didn't mention Curator Cut, is this intentional? Seems a bit odd to not mention the 2nd half of the game, even if you didn't want to play it yourself
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@gr33nriver77 no it's a very "from the credits" kind of review as in just fresh from finishing the game. Wasn't aware of a separate cut so my bad but yes this is only a review of the PS5 disc version
@HaidynKelly Ай бұрын
I played it buy none of these were here
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@HaidynKelly I'm not sure I understand. You didn't run into any of these levels? Were you perhaps playing Astro's Playroom? That's a pack in game with PS5
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
LMAO! This is getting saved to my funny playlist!
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
Hiddel Subbeldees
@TheJas20 Ай бұрын
in most games falling through the floor would make you fall forever or die, but at least you had water to swim on
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@TheJas20 I became the spooky beach ghost to haunt the slave owners 👻
@JensUwe-24 Ай бұрын
and ubisoft would go on and higher their quality standards every year
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@JensUwe-24 ah yes punctuating their comeback with the hit Star Wars Outlaws which sold 20m copies and was widely loved and bug free!
@peel1047 Ай бұрын
happen to me but in valhalla instead
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
😂
@my88110 Ай бұрын
That’s crazzy that there was purple
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@my88110 definitely the craziest part of this
@MilnerBenedictIII Ай бұрын
"Well, well, well," intimates Jedi Master Milner Benedict III, Highlander Jedi Ambassador and President of the Highlander Jedi Council, Dark Jedi Criminal Investigations Unit (DJCIU) of The Center for Off-World Intelligence at The Interdimensional Embassy, located on 3003 Parkway, in EVE's Cheverly, in the African American Communities of P.G. (Prince George's) County, within the Great Plauralistic State of Maryland, "it seems we males have so much, much, much more to learn - haven't we?"
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@MilnerBenedictIII I was just about to say the same thing
@TOBYSHERIDANWHITEPOWER Ай бұрын
Ok
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
Better than ok it's great!
@TOBYSHERIDANWHITEPOWER Ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming Great!
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
This twitted my tipples
@legendaryscrub Ай бұрын
This looks fantastic. I only heard about Astro Bot before, but seeing actual gameplay sold me on it.
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@legendaryscrub hey that's exactly why I made this the way I did lol. Tried to not be too long winded cause I knew the game mostly speaks for itself. You'll enjoy!
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
Looked really fun from what I saw during your livestreams, certainly beats SW Outlaws!
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@CloneCaptainKeeli It was some wild whiplash going from the most boring modern gaming slop to a masterpiece lol but I welcomed it
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
Everyone please please please check out this game! I very selfishly want more games like this and less like Concord 🤮
@jakewhite4192 Ай бұрын
Commenting to tell you i disliked the vid, get off my videos with ads
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@jakewhite4192 I can't help what KZbin recommends but that's unfortunate you didn't like it. I would recommend clicking the dots and saying to block the channel if you don't want it recommended again
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
KEELI MENTIONED! 🗣🗣🗣🗣
@CloneCaptainKeeli Ай бұрын
Truly one of the reviews of all time
@impooranddisabled 2 ай бұрын
paying for an ad is a massive L
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 ай бұрын
@@impooranddisabled Wait what? I don't have any ads in the video lol
@Archangellouie Ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaminghe means like a sponsored video to appear in a KZbin search or home feed when it is something way outside of your usual video topics or recommendations. As said, and ad
@JohnGoetzGaming Ай бұрын
@@Archangellouie Ah ok and this appeared as that?
@TheArtsInTheCommunity 2 ай бұрын
"I don't doubt your bebut; I don't doubt it at all."
@TheArtsInTheCommunity 2 ай бұрын
Highlander Jedi Council
@tyo101 2 ай бұрын
"The door is open. Let's. Go." The voice acting is peak in this game! 😅
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 ай бұрын
@@tyo101 you should hear Newt Gunray. I was expecting his movie voice and it's just completely generic lol I was so mad in my playthrough
@tyo101 2 ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming An adorably janky game! It was fun at the time, especially the Mos Eisley level. The voice acting was a bit B-tier, but videogames were still finding their feet in terms of sound and presentation during 1999!
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 ай бұрын
I was surprised how extensive the paths were on mos eisley with all the different vendors and such
@tyo101 2 ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming Yes, they reall were for a console game at that time! The summer of '99 was incredible for film and games, and despite the now-janky gameplay of TPM on PS1, it's still great to see it on your channel. It's also available on the PlayStation Store nowadays, interestingly!
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 ай бұрын
@@tyo101 That's where I got it and thank goodness because I abused the rewind feature
@fratersam2148 2 ай бұрын
Lool I remember getting chopped up like that the first time 😂
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 ай бұрын
@@fratersam2148 the way he just turns into little cubes had me freaking dying 😂
@fratersam2148 2 ай бұрын
@@JohnGoetzGaming lol yeah 😆 and I remember jumping on and walking through those health powerups when I'm desperate and dying because I somehow keep missing it. 😅 good memories
@JohnGoetzGaming 2 ай бұрын
The jank kinda makes for fun when going back and playing them plus the ways they have to extend the story. Gonna start the episode 2 game tonight so we'll see if I have as much fun on that one
@LowLovehere 2 ай бұрын
You are not perfect but Jesus wants you to be perfect, give your life to him and repent, only he saves you and sets you free, believe that, God bless you ❤❤
@manchumuq 3 ай бұрын
It's a parody... right? 🤣
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
@@manchumuq The sad part is no matter how crazy I go there will be some shill doing it like this lol 🤫
@1Alpha1AlhaBeta 3 ай бұрын
I clapped! 👏
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
Gotta clap for the Stah Waurz! 😲🫨😩
@Nikolass627 3 ай бұрын
good video 👍
@Flongsky 3 ай бұрын
Nice idol❤
@Omnipresentponi 3 ай бұрын
Your not funny
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
@@Omnipresentponi *you're*
@Omnipresentponi 3 ай бұрын
I hope you will be able to see how horrible it is to oversexualize women
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
@@Omnipresentponi Tell that to women who like compliments and sexy women characters I guess
@Omnipresentponi 3 ай бұрын
I hope something really bad happens to you in life one day
@Omnipresentponi 3 ай бұрын
This guy thinks it’s good to oversexualize women in anime
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
And?
@williamkuehni3927 4 ай бұрын
Oops!… I did it again!🙄🤢🤮🤢🤮
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
Threw up from this show being so hype bro?
@zonzogonzo1427 4 ай бұрын
Should change title to "The Dykolyte".
@JohnGoetzGaming 3 ай бұрын
*gasp* such misogynisms!...but true