You are very, very funny. Like the Dave Chappelle of the uk, without the cuss words. People think that ricky gervaise and guy who lools like a ventriloquist dummy are funny UK comedians. But I find ricky a bit too offensive and the other guy just a little creepy. Despite my lack of knowledge of uk stand up comedians, you appear to be the funniest I've seen. My only complaint, if you are going to rag on Donald Trump and unjustly call him a racist, please research the origin of the media lie and watch the video in full context. Prove it to yourself that he is justifiably a racist, and not just being a comedian with poor timing. Yoü really are talented, don't tarnish it by incorrectly spreading malicious lies about trump.
@pohth7391Ай бұрын
Yes .... I also have full Respect for how Rwanda bounced back from social unrest ( I try not to use the 'Gxxxxxxx' term) to where she is today 👍🤝🌹
@pohth7391Ай бұрын
Even though we dont have the money to do it, we have the Heart to do it 👍
@pohth7391Ай бұрын
Anything to declare ? Yes ... my sins 😞 👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣
@julunorman19242 ай бұрын
Love your jokes man
@girmaybass682 ай бұрын
Very funny man! Thank you for making us laugh, we need it.
@ijusttryhard65382 ай бұрын
I liked you, but just repeating jokes you said on Britains got talent years ago isn't very original... if I was at that show id definitely be disappointed 🤕
@chaponda2 ай бұрын
@ijusttryhard6538 there are 6 hours of new jokes by me on bbcsounds "citizen of nowhere' and threw specials on amazon and itvx "Apocalypse Not Now' 'what the African said' and 'Blah blah blacklist '. If u want new jokes that's where they are. This is a free KZbin clip and only the first joke was done on BGt. It felt pertinent in light of the anti immigration demos
@KaosVerket2 ай бұрын
Im dead! There u have it folks we ninjas 🥷 now 🇲🇿
@FreudsSlipper2 ай бұрын
Aww that was GAS!!😂Well played ser!👏😂So glad he went with Witches, not Irish, for "bring back old classic". Phew!🫡
@DaTruth10172 ай бұрын
I can just imagine *Daliso Chaponda* being a rap star cos he a *N* With Attitude 😂
@AlThurayya72 ай бұрын
Lmao ah I actually didn't know this, I just say ninjas anyway cos I don't like saying the n word 🤷🏾
@oliverkirkland65412 ай бұрын
Where?
@chaponda2 ай бұрын
This was at the edinburgh festival
@gavinbissell88472 ай бұрын
The irony is the met now have a witchcraft division because of immigration...
@chaponda2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@thatayaonesimbuwa3762 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅 made my day
@philcudworth84912 ай бұрын
What's that song they sing "Shout it loud shout it clear refugees are welcome 30 miles down the road in that deprived town that doesn't effect me" Think thats it.
@UsmanKhan-tj4ut2 ай бұрын
Stop creating refugees then!
@robinmcewan84732 ай бұрын
Well, in the city where I live they are pretty close by and I can tell you that there are plenty of benefits. I do hope that you are more than 30 miles down the road from me but thanks, Phil, for letting us all know what kind of person you are, cheers.
@TheTrickshot772 ай бұрын
"Has everybody heard of the replacement theory?" One single white lady: "NOooo" 😂
@wikileaks43412 ай бұрын
No war no migrants. Don't destroy their home otherwise they will come to your country.
@calccalccalc2 ай бұрын
Taking your infant child to a riot is the far-right version of hippies taking their kids to glastonbury festival
@marcomarin11962 ай бұрын
Amazing punchline haha
@RDCFemmes2 ай бұрын
Ninja is the term that I believe socila media black women empowerment movemnent have coined to avoid saying the N word. I am actually shocked that British White supremacists know it.
@MrNamaikisaru2 ай бұрын
The thing about Ninjas is for every one you can see there’s at least another 10 that you can’t! 😂
@rachelstalin72182 ай бұрын
White Americans used to bring their children to lynchings of black people. Can you imagine? That's indoctrination, children abuse, so many things.
@DogonChild2 ай бұрын
Im a ninja without the skills set😂
@zainzoala10832 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@EnglishwithJoe2 ай бұрын
Love it! My ''Ninjas Welcome'' tshirt is getting printed this week.
@deqafarah89032 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, with the picture of the globe
@boonplaysgames51712 ай бұрын
hilarious
@maximillianphoenix93742 ай бұрын
What university was this recorded at 🤔
@chaponda2 ай бұрын
edinburgh university
@bertiesaurus2 ай бұрын
@@chapondathey’re a great bunch of English there
@Finggy2 ай бұрын
Too funny 😂
@paulkielty38002 ай бұрын
I bet he regrets that tattoo now.
@nicholashanson95082 ай бұрын
why do you hate your own country?
@nioka34362 ай бұрын
It's not hate. Ever heard of constructive criticism? Look it up and learn the error of your perception.
@rowredround72062 ай бұрын
You hate your country if you need to lie about it.
@johnpullen37292 ай бұрын
Why do you hate?
@ceeemm19012 ай бұрын
Because they let too many people like you escape the hessian bag and brick.
@sfab50392 ай бұрын
This was great, you’ve always been funny 😂
@melluques84752 ай бұрын
😂😂🫣
@adankoba10302 ай бұрын
I didnt chance upon your video. I searched your name up to see how far uv gone and I can say you are still worth more than gold. Love from Ghana🇬🇭
@ayoevans18422 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@wiltaylor2 ай бұрын
OMG I just learned something!
@asatagafirllahalhamdulilla90302 ай бұрын
Wow, younrock man. 😂😂😂
@sidiculous88692 ай бұрын
Replace politicians with comedians-real replacement
@VoicesrilankaSinhala2 ай бұрын
NO way. I love comedians when they do comedy not when they come to politics. I am sure after seeing the LITTLE ZELENSKY no one would dare to say that. I guess u missed it
@tybes992 ай бұрын
@@VoicesrilankaSinhalaIt was just a joke. Button up your pants, your bias is showing.
@jakkuwolfinsomnia80582 ай бұрын
We love you Daliso !! ❤️
@saimiaomiao3 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@foam_on_face50913 ай бұрын
I don’t think a lot of people got his joke in the end 😂😂
@maxdata85793 ай бұрын
Don't worry, there will be jokes in the middle😂😂
@HumbulaniRamaswiela3 ай бұрын
I love him so much....can't stop laughing
@salemsaberhagent93593 ай бұрын
You are so amazing and professional, wish to see more from you
@salemsaberhagent93593 ай бұрын
OMG you are so funny
@civildk90774 ай бұрын
Hey Daliso! SO glad to find your KZbin page! Lots of laughs! You MUST be a terrorist.. cause you kill me! lol