Can I poke it with a stick? No it's one of the Bureaus many effects

Yar yar mateys

A very serious SCP. 🗿

Holy shit how have you been doing like 5 of these every day for the last 2 years

4:19 bro is just someone in a dog costume

[REDACTED] would be badass to hear you say for each "blank"

I shrunk everybody

OOPS

I do wanna watch the footage of this one!!

🇻🇳📢🔥🔥🔥

out of all the levels in the 20s i feel like old level 22 or old level 27 might be one of the best

A special gift from the board.

🔽🔻🔽 < Objects of Power are Holders/665 > < to the Other/Blessing > < We hold the reins/law > < We are failing in translating hyperreal concepts > < Secrets/Instructions will be lost > < Ignore this message >

Is this an AI voice? I get the cadence is meant to be neutral but its quite... off, as is some pronunciations (also instead of saying blank, say redacted, or bleep it out)

Scp 686

Me in Vietnam (VN) 🇻🇳

Got any malk? I don't got any malk, but i got milk

going to pokemon route, eh? chair scp and washing machine scp?

I like how this cannot become a regular gun, it can become whatever it wants and it's pretty cools

OOPS are basically thaumial class in SCP terms, they help out the bureau in a big way

Scp 012 el

Rest in pepperonis

Cool channel, hope you stick with it 👍

d'oh!

He's a writer?????

silenthill music is a good choice

Dreamer cat

So a tractor that acts like a grisly bears, i love it!

Fun fact: it probably contained now, because if you are idol in the panopticon with Langston, you can hear Langston saying, "thank god the tractor didn't break out"

Can i get a pack of skittles?

I love movie's, but i don't want my life to be a movie

Mmmm...

But why is it always non product foods, bruh?

Sus

Scp 261

The most boring person in the world and the Acton Maxx camera are in the same room as each other, Nothing really happens because the guy isn't entertaining

Oh not the cubes!

"Can't catch me i'm the gingerbread man" ahh atlered item 🗿

3 vids in a day nice, but i assuming you just making up that missed day

I am guessing the background photo is a reefback levithan from Subnautica

Such a sad little story

> Be me, Junior Researcher █████ at Site-██ > Mostly work with Euclid and Safe stuff, nothing too crazy > Get assigned to assist on SCP-10000 > Apparently, it's a cognitohazard, that part doesn't surprise me > See containment notes: 'SCP-10000 manifests as a collection of fanfiction, each exceeding 100,000 words' > Okay, weird, but probably a subtle infohazard, maybe a memetic trigger > Get to the testing chamber, they're isolating the files on a network-disconnected terminal > Read a title: 'One Direction: A Symphony of Passion' > > I… huh? > Check the author. 'Anonymous'. Okay. > Start reading the first few paragraphs, it's... really descriptive. Like, *really* descriptive > Mention of Harry Styles' 'luscious lips' (they're just lips, I looked at a picture, they're normal) > Mention of Louis Tomlinson's 'firm, muscular thighs' (again, normal guy) > Things quickly escalate to… *other* topics. > > Start feeling an immense, confusing urge to… y'know. > The file is actively making me attracted to fictionalized versions of boy band members. > This isn't like anything I've ever experienced with memetic agents > Look at the other files, thousands of them, all on the same topic, slightly different titles, but the same core subject > 'Liam's Embrace,' 'Niall's Secret,' 'Zayn's Longing,' they just go on and on > Realize the true horror of SCP-10000: > Some poor bastard, somewhere, spent *years*, maybe lifetimes, crafting this… this… *thing* > The sheer dedication it would take to produce this amount of smut is mind-boggling > Then I realize the secondary horror, the thought that someone out there LIKED it > > Go to a psychologist, they think I’m cracking up > 'No, no, this is beyond comprehension, it cannot be natural.' > They assign me to desk duty for 'observation' > I'm still seeing Harry's lips in my sleep > > Think I need a drink. > > The SCP Foundation is a front for the study of the limits of human depravity and that's not even the worst one.

Your mama

An interesting atlared it.. i met SCP

The agrotherm love's Ramen lanterns i see. Oh its because the number is 69. Either or

> be me, D-class scrub > sent to Site-██ to help with containment breach cleanup > heard it was bad, didn't know *how* bad > get to a hallway, flickering lights > see a guy in a white lab coat huddled in the corner > 'uh, are you okay?' > guy doesn't respond, just mutters to himself > '100, 200, 300...no that's not right... 100, 100, 100...' > figure he's just traumatized, nudge him > he snaps up, eyes wide > 'YOU ADDED A PRIME NUMBER, DIDN'T YOU?! YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE ORDER!!' > points a shaking finger at me > i back away slowly, 'prime numb- what?' > suddenly he starts rambling about obscure anime lore > then transitions into an in-depth explanation of a TCG meta > and then... *the* *glow* > his eyes start glowing a faint, iridescent blue > the air starts vibrating > suddenly, i understand the exact mechanics of his Yu-Gi-Oh deck at a fundamental level > my own thoughts are now just an endless stream of hyper-specific information > hear an announcement from the intercom: 'SCP-9000 containment breach in sector C! Evacuate immediately!' > this guy, glowing, still lecturing about card combos > 'THIS IS A STANDARD ARCHETYPE, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE POTENTIAL!' > I can no longer comprehend human language, only raw data streams > stumble out into the hallway, other D-class in similar states > one guy trying to calculate the optimal arrangement of the cafeteria chairs > another analyzing the thread count of the security guards' uniforms > someone else is just… spinning a fidget spinner with impossible speed > whole sector has become autism singularity > just want to go home and watch my little pony > now I'm considering the philosophical implications of the mane six > mfw SCP-9000 is just a really powerful autist

contrrol fbc seems like scp ripoff

very nice to find a good backrooms channel its like a vapid void trying to find a decent one use to be alot better in 2022

KZbin. Where am I?

Awesome. This and SCP content are awesome.