How to derail a session in 10 seconds and then rerail

3:00:20 Percy: "I was really working on something..." Vex: "I'm Something."

Anyone else really irriated with Thor boy

I wonder if that would be possible to get those two at the campsite alive. The elve and wolf-person(?)

This game is straight outta Diablo (cow level joke)

Dungeons and Cowgans

It’s odd to read all this Liam/Caleb focus and praise, while I find his constant melo-dramatic, self-centred disturbance rather exhausting. I don’t get the charm of creating broken, communication-weak and secret-driven characters. Along with the lack of attention and listening to others or the general story. It’s a pity that we believe only broken we are interesting and deserve attention. Not sure what it says about Liam’s own internal attention-seeking desires etc, I don’t dare to judge any of that. I simply enjoyed the whole Jester part so much along with Sam’s/Nott’s caring and humours words. I was looking forward to them just having a fun night together when Caleb/Liam had to insert himself yet again. I already fear that some people might find offence towards my perception of it, and I want to point out that it does not mean, that he is a bad person or actor. If anything, it’s a criticism against society for keeping promoting “a character is only interesting if having trauma”. Also, I am just generally exhausted of Liam’s character choices continuing from the last campaign dragged into this one. Ps Liam needs to just do a solo dnd 😂, he needs so much attention and requires for almost the entire second half to be about him, his characters research and background. The others jokingly acting like “we should go”, “yeah, let’s go”. It’s just disrespectful and highly self-centred. Especially, Liam’s lack of interaction and participation on the other plot lines. Or care for their lives…. Hope that changes 🙈.

Cow Machina

this is such an amazing episode my belly hurts from laughing 😂

Currently watching this at the end of 2024 and Matt promoting a game for WII U just sent me into a vortex

Does Keyleth just wander through this whole season like an anxiety-absorbed Stoner? It's really grating.

I can undestand given the intensity of the situation, but it's still a bit weird that nobody thaught to make a medicin on Vex

This is how far the World and Campaign was built in advance, expecting more Stones to be available and adapting to the lack of them.

In this Episode it seems Uriel has known of Percys ancestry. One question arises from that: Why hasn t he asked for advice and testimony on the Briarwoods characters before they even arrived? I mean he knew that there was at least one heir of the de Rollo family alive and was not befalen of that sickness the briarwoods invented, so their reign was illegitimate.

😊pl

01:47:45

Gotta love The Fifth Element.

bringing it up top again 0:00:24 - Sam Spittin Ad Rhymes 0:04:45 - Mercer Meme 0:22:15 - dirty jump cut 0:41:00 - Scanlan Inspires Keyleth? 0:54:25 - Too Many Books 1:00:00 - A very dramatic approach to ship moments mid-battle. 1:07:27 - Scanlan Cutting Words 1:45:35 - Scanlan's Healing Song 2:10:20 - Scanlan's Cutting Words (Pit Fiend Baby now you're mine!) 2:13:30 - Sam has very soft hands. 2:31:03 - A more pragmatic approach to ship moments mid-battle. 2:31:50 - Marisha and Travis competing over who is the biggest shipper. Spoiler alert: It's still Liam. 2:32:27 - Scanlan did nothing to that pit fiend. Except for those three times. 2:33:40 - Technically died in your arms tonight. 2:34:34 - This is why Vax's playlists are always so much fun. 2:35:00 - Scanlan's Cutting Words #2 2:36:40 - A Mythic Vibration 2:37:20 - When your husband refuses to listen to the DM's subtle hints 2:38:15 - Guys, this is why you collect these things. 2:39:29 - HDYWTDT 2:42:44 - Realizations start hitting 2:48:35 - Scanlan MVP 2:56:50 - BREAK STARTS 3:05:39 - BREAK ENDS 3:11:35 - Kior, Hunin, and new parenting lows 3:14:39 - The Whitestone Center for Troubled Teens aka accidentally adopting with the bae 3:18:28 - Spiderman! 3:19:35 - Nesting doll sextuplets: The gift that keeps on giving. 3:20:30 - And what it giveth, it taketh away. 3:20:53 - And this is why, no matter how hard anyone tries, Liam always wins "Who's The Biggest Shipper?" 3:28:47 - Worth it! Aka Guys, there really IS a reason why you collect these things. 3:33:33 - Cenokir's last appearance

Grog: Im sorry pike Pike: hello? Everyone: AHHHHHH OMG WTF PIIIIIKEEE

3:36:15 and at this exact moment, they knew, they were fucked...

bringing it back to the top 7:11 - Game starts, recap begins 11:30 - Game stars for realz 25:10 - Scanlan's Poem 26:55 - Sam Asks For Fanart 27:45 - When Sam nearly kills Liam and Laura xD 30:30 - Size Matters' 43:45 - Neck Slot 44:08 - The Sword 47:37 - Talisan finally realizes it's a TWO-handed sword (Just a pet-peeve thingy that was bothering me) 49:31 - Strength, not Dex Talisan facepalm 50:07 - Grog's New Friend 1:00:25 - Keyleth's PTSD 1:03:25 - Percy vs The Magic Ball 1:06:45 - Armwrestlin' Competition! 1:09:45 - Round 1: Scanlan vs Farmer Jasper 1:15:50 - Round 2: Grog vs Farmer Jasper 1:20:03 - Round 3: Vedmire vs Trish 1:23:35 - Round 4: Final Round 1:28:13 - Scanlan's Inspiration Song 1:30:22 - IT'S JUST ALE 1:31:21 - Surprise from an old friend 1:35:35 - Break begins, Pre Stream Story Video (<3 Wendy) 1:58:40 - Break Ends 2:01:05 - Prepping Trinket for Pie 2:03:18 - Stream freezes 2:03:46 - Stream unfreezes 2:03:47 - The Pie Eating Contest 2:06:03 - Pie #2 2:09:05 - Don't Be Sad Bear 2:30:45 - Vex's Gift to Her Brother 2:37:26 - Game ends 2:42:14 - Chris Perkins!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God Pike was there.

Gonna turn this episode into a drinking game ….. 9 everybody drinks

oh hey, the first reaction to Matt's introduction, nice! CR milestone :3

35:53 total missed opportunity for "Bryce to meet you"

35:53 total missed opportunity for "Bryce to meet you"

2024 crew bringing it back to the top cause im tired of scrolling, thanks Not-Steve 00:15:38 Testing the necklaces and the orb 00:20:36 Sam acting 2 characters at once, part 1 00:25:01 Twins and their different approaches to giving away stuff 00:31:35 Pike backpacks 00:35:14 Local fruits, part 1 00:48:40 Local fruits, part 2 00:52:25 Sam acting 2 characters at once, part 2 01:01:50 Percy has a talk with Cassandra 01:05:25 Keyleth is afraid for her alarm orbs 01:08:12 Laura and marisha get excited about their old notes on Vecna and Delilah 01:11:07 Grog (ab)uses his Grand Pooba status to create a meat salad 01:19:47 Talks and theories in the library (Vecna, leylines, and Briarwoods) 01:26:57 Ziggurats ! 02:03:50 Wind people 02:05:25 Chalices seller 02:14:15 Vax gives away more stuff 02:16:50 Tary's goodbye 02:18:40 Soul rock 02:28:08 Going through the orb 02:45:00 Undead Vox Machina 02:47:20 Foresight 02:59:36 Twins assassinating cultists together 03:02:56 Iron cage 03:06:10 Percy tries to intimidate the cultist 03:11:11 Scanlan also has a go at the cultist 03:22:45 Dorks

Reggie is going to a good home

*Marisha starts describing jumping off a cliff* Omg.This is it. the episode!

It would seem that no one understands what it means to be a paladin

2024 and made it here just now. Unpopular opinion, and I know there were good reasons for Orion's exit, but I can't help but feel that Tiberius, at least, is somehow a missing ingredient to the sauce. That said, if a recipe calls for a dash of lemon, and all you have is a rotten, moldy lemon, you're better off without the lemon.

I love reading the comments from new viewers and seeing the same 10 years of commentary and criticism get played out all over again.

After hearing that they did the voices for Mad Max, I might need to get back to it.

This Episode is so peak DnD. Only thing, that's missing, is the pizza delivery guy ringing and everybody talking with a full mouth and having greasy dice

2:03:35 Perfect Cell *pop up* : 'Oh really?'

Omfg, it's Connor from Detroit Become Human! I am freaking out!! This is so gd awesome!!! I am so upset that I hadn't recognised him in the last episode and am saddened that we will only get two more episodes with him. I loved it. I hated it so much, and I loved it. You know? He was unexpectedly stressful. Especially for a Ventrue. Heavy is the crown.

Marisha's elemental tackle was awesome

Trinket, technically, bears are omnivores....

Matt's patience in this episode is gold❤

Matt playing the Giant chugging the cask of ale, and literally crunching it like a beer can, Travis' response; all solid gold. I was howling

My favorite part of this episode was when Grog "haggled" with the merchant... in perfect character for someone who can't count and has an intelligence of 6 🤣

What a great host and guest. I love the vibe, and the questions and gameplay!

Pike: "I wonder if I could re-enchant it with the poo!" Matt: 🤨

4:19:10 THIS.. This is the moment when it felt soooo much like an Orion nightmare.. Remember those moments were Orion would be the only one laughing while everyone else were having none of that anymore?... Jeessh this was another hard one to watch do to the girl TOTALLY in character as their fans tend to defend🤦🏻‍♂️ Surely there was a serious talk after this episode with her hehe

who else woke up to this? but now i wanna know what typa game this is!!

I love how the "good" " moral" character just cruelly murdered a sentient being willingly and then proceeded to belly ache obstinately about sending people to their deaths.

This guys a beast! hunk of love, just a ravishing specimen... as for D-Bo, hes ok.

Watching through in 2024 and avoiding spoilers, did anyone notice that Ashley is wearing a Suicidal Tendencies T-shirt? Missed opportunity to give that to Marisha.

Keep in mind I'm fairly new to VtM as a whole aside from Bloodlines, but I've started to get really invested in it so I wanted to finally watch this, but finding out that there's Derangements, and you can have BPD, and seeing how X as a Malkavian was portrayed, the way they spoke, moved and acted (This dialogue specifically really hit home q-q 1:02:16 )makes me think I'd definitely be a Malkavian o: X sounds a bit 'eccentric' as Annabelle put it, but that's exactly what I'm like when my head goes into overdrive and I get flooded with so many thoughts that I can't keep up and start questioning reality 😭

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