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@Sonny-bw6ti 4 ай бұрын
First time I went to Scotland via the A74, as I passed the "Welcome to Scotland" sign, greeted with a speed camera van on the first bridge. Great welcome, total pricks.
@stephaniespragg5586 5 ай бұрын
Is that Rory McCann (the actor who was the face of Scott’s porage oats) playing the kilt-clad man?
@Thunderninja124 7 ай бұрын
Think could do a similar ad
@johnwayne3085 7 ай бұрын
ONLY REAL WOMEN can have periods. There are ONLY 2 GENDERS. MAN or WOMAN
@markwill2010 7 ай бұрын
0:11
@DaveAndBeth1978 10 ай бұрын
The second ad here ran for quite a while - started in about 2000 and was still being shown in 2004
@eleanorhogan8643 9 ай бұрын
My favourite adverts.
@saintuk70 10 ай бұрын
Moved to broadband in 1998, 516k from Blueyonder(Telewest) - oh those days before of ISDN, 56.2k or 28.8 or 14.4 geez... no wonder I used to have a huge phone bill - 2p a minute off peak.
@whateversunpopular1338 11 ай бұрын
Bollocks. I’ve changed my diet to fruit many times, made no difference.
@SharonParker-c4n Жыл бұрын
Where is Charmaine lockey arrest Sgt Andrew Hogg online stalking cyber vaw , CSE grooming of children bank card problems court stenograph hidden networks. When will she be charged? Xbox FIFA Alexa
@eadie94 Жыл бұрын
Salt n vinegar guy is my old neighbour
@JesseCuster Жыл бұрын
Saw this a whole bunch of times. Ended up going to Scotland in 1994. Had a wonderful time.
@Ilikebread581 Жыл бұрын
That’s my brother Callum Aldridge
@Mark-pr7ug Жыл бұрын
I thought they had Teletext still
@nkt1 Жыл бұрын
I’m not too convinced by the Kelvinside accent. And that’s the unmistakeable sound of an HST passing at 125mph at the end. ScotRail didn’t operate HSTs until around 15 years after this ad came out, and they can’t run them at top speed. Still, it’s a very funny advert.
@jvgreendarmok Жыл бұрын
I don't know how you can tell it's passing 125mph by the sound, or if that was a joke, but I think the sound of an HST pelting past is a standard shorthand for fast train journeys between cities.
@nkt1 Жыл бұрын
@@jvgreendarmok We know the lengths of Class 43 power cars and Mk3 carriages, so we can accurately calculate the speed from the sound. Or, we can watch videos of HSTs travelling at full speed, and record the time from power car to power car. The sets in the videos I watched took around 4 seconds, as depicted here.
@ismayb754 Жыл бұрын
It's not supposed to sound like the exact train to the (very very) few who would know. It's supposed to be the most recognisable train sound to the mass public watching the advert. Having said that, I admire your knowledge, sir. Hats off! Also, I agree about the Kelvinside accent. It's been a while since I was there, but it doesn't sound quite right to me?
@nkt1 Жыл бұрын
@@ismayb754 True, most (older) people in the UK are probably familiar with the HST’s distinctive ‘zing’, which it lost some years ago, when the engines were replaced. Funnily enough, I commented just the other day on a Van der Valk programme on here. It had a shot a Dutch electric train departing from a station, dubbed with the unmistakeable scream of the (diesel) HST accelerating from rest. The accent definitely isn’t quite correct. Stanley Baxter springs to mind when I think of the Kelvinside accent.
@ismayb754 Жыл бұрын
@@nkt1 I think over 99% of older people watching this advert back in the day would not have given a second thought to whether the train sound effect sounded like the right one for the train that goes between Edinburgh and Glasgow. It's just a sound being used for an effect, it's not supposed to actually represent the actual train.
@aaronberns8485 Жыл бұрын
The Simpsons angry dad in real life.
@watulookinat 20 күн бұрын
No its ballistic bob
@evankingETA Жыл бұрын
Wdym scotlands broadband is actually good
@HydeGLA Жыл бұрын
When the fuck did mouse do this 🤣
@LowFatCurrantBun Жыл бұрын
Yikes!.. I searched for this not seriously believing I'd find it, and then... POW!! 💥😲. It's one of those things that remind me of life at a stretch in time when this was on the TV 😏. A memory refreshed from over 20 years ago! 🥲.
@ghengilhar 4 ай бұрын
Are you me? I did this exact same thing!
@jamiehayhurst6622 2 жыл бұрын
Been trying to find this for years! I was only about twelve when it was aired, but something just stuck in my mind. After years of searching I finally pieced it together by googling what I could remember of the song, together with the lyrics from the poem ‘Celtic Cross’ by Norman MacCaig at the end. Another win for KZbin!
@pussycats456 2 жыл бұрын
Dial up!!!
@emiscand 2 жыл бұрын
I love this advert!
@cantbanme8971 2 жыл бұрын
The fact you could get all those sweets and have change to spare with less than £2
@nofiantijbi3987 2 жыл бұрын
Flmbug😊ill
@ryzor3982 2 жыл бұрын
Hahohe
@sharonbryson1289 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@MannyAntipov 2 жыл бұрын
This looks a Limmy's Show sketch
@TRASHoftheTITANS 2 жыл бұрын
Wonder how much for a swatch of his fanny?
@indianaliam1 Жыл бұрын
that's what i thought this was at first ☠️
@badabadabadatubababadadaah1410 2 жыл бұрын
they are little evil villains
@FSCforal 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was normal scottish everyday life lol
@slobodanreka1088 2 жыл бұрын
The title sounds like an instruction.
@CycolacFan 2 жыл бұрын
Hang on, this is an advert and not a comedy sketch…?
@eleanorhogan8643 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry but this was supposed to be taken seriously right? It is just so silly that I am laughing at it.
@krishnaabyan6575 2 жыл бұрын
He's hairstyle look like Austrian painter
@shanebell2514 2 жыл бұрын
Ah the Austrian, the German-wannabe, a bad guy with a great haircut.
@celebalert5616 2 жыл бұрын
Wow this ad so advanced for the 1980s it looks crisp af
@Norsilca 2 жыл бұрын
This is a joke, right?
@celebalert5616 2 жыл бұрын
@@Norsilca what
@Norsilca 2 жыл бұрын
@@celebalert5616 Did you really think this is from the 80s
@celebalert5616 2 жыл бұрын
@@Norsilca I have never seen this video before in my life, I don't know why you are interrogating me about it. Goodbye.
@Norsilca 2 жыл бұрын
@@celebalert5616 I guess that answers the question, thanks. I genuinely couldn't tell if you were joking. I was curious about how much the younger generation is aware of the timeline of the internet.
@tomgabianelli4249 2 жыл бұрын
When did Hitler shave off his little mustache? And get so fat? And move to Scotland?
@Nobody-471 Жыл бұрын
This must be a Hitler from an alternate timeline. In this timeline he was born in Scotland. And instead of becoming a genocidal, war mongering maniac with a funny mustache he became a short tempered office worker.
@k956upg 2 жыл бұрын
But will the Nazi leader mc cranky get rid of it for being a white persons invention or make it go into lockdown because literally 1 person right now is in ICU with (not necessarily of) omicron…or will she say the 0.2c% increase of temperature this last 100 years is because she hasn’t taxed the cars enough…not China or India it’s Scotland that should shut down its economy & lose jobs to fix it..
@ryan-tc3rk 2 жыл бұрын
This was in 2010 i believe
@whitedog5642 2 жыл бұрын
Bully maguire's dad
@uzairgangat 2 жыл бұрын
bully maguire hair
@JamieAubrey 2 жыл бұрын
In today's money that would be like £450
@legolas7r 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy! I can't belive this is the childhood teenager boys go through in Scotland
@allanbuchan6947 2 жыл бұрын
Phil Kay doing the voiceover I think .
@hustla187x7 2 жыл бұрын
ma broadband is tha same hvy shite
@thedolphin5428 2 жыл бұрын
2021, no change.
@ttroopers1025 2 жыл бұрын
Must have some sht broadband then.
@thedolphin5428 2 жыл бұрын
Well, sorry, I'm actually talking rural Australia (not Scotland). Typing now on my phone only 15 mins drive from a major country town I've got fluctuating 0.5Mbps of wireless BB ... THROUGH A $1000 SIGNAL BOOSTER. 18 years ago I had ISDN dial-up at that same speed! City folks and Telcos the world over think everyone gets 100 Mbps now that fibre BB is here. Hence my narky comment. Ha ha, sob sob.
@ttroopers1025 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedolphin5428 Fair enough. As the ad was for Scotland I obviously thought the comment was talking about here.
@thedolphin5428 2 жыл бұрын
@@ttroopers1025 But tell me, in Scotland, with all it's mountains and isolated rural areas, might it not be much the same -- in that cities and towns have blistering BB speed whilst hamlets and in betweens have diall up speeds and constant dropouts.
@ttroopers1025 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedolphin5428Not to my knowlegde and prob would depends on the company if anything. Personally I have never had a problem.
@stylembonkers1094 2 жыл бұрын
The usual man-as-buffoon theme that is throughout mass media in the western world.
@COIcultist 2 жыл бұрын
If a cruel sport is defined as something that causes unnecessary distress to an animal, then by definition we would ban the largest participation sport in the UK, angling. A sport that campaigned for improvement in water quality during the 1960s and 70s when not many were interested. The people responsible for massive increases in freshwater fish numbers would have their sport removed. What would happen to fish numbers then? Why have the numbers of hares decreased since coursing was banned? Let's have urban social elites make rules for communities and lifestyles they don't understand, what could possibly go wrong?
@spikespiegel2246 2 жыл бұрын
I'll have a 99 and a bottle of irn bru and my wee pal wants a swatch at yer fanny
@lovelybitofbugle219 2 жыл бұрын
Classic
@kevinrowe3936 2 жыл бұрын
I remember him from the "cheese again" unemployment video. 😀
@Scotsmen 2 жыл бұрын
He's also one of the most popular actors in Scotland. Unless you're thinking of Scottish actors who don't live in Scotland, then Gerard Butler would be near the top.
@scoobydooo4390 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe Victor was watching porn...?
@AVMamfortas 2 жыл бұрын
So, broadband is designed for mad bastards?