@@JamieJohnson-q3f those are great. I was doing that for a while.
@skrtt-81435 күн бұрын
how much land did you buy and how much would it cost? i want to start living off grid im also in texas
@MichaelValentino5 күн бұрын
My property is only 10,000sqft or so. I'm definitely selling and going bigger at some point.There's nothing more satisfying than building a home, and sleeping in it. Make sure you buy in an area without a home owners or property owners association.
@tomasarana84507 күн бұрын
Now I know what's wrong with you. It's Joe Rogan brain rot. A severe case it appears, possibly terminal. The mosaic is cool. What kind of tiles are those? did you file the edges round or something? Or did you buy special mosaic tiles? if so that's kind of lame bro. Also I cant believe you spent 12 dollars for a piece of string and burlap...goddamn you're dumb man and I thougt the haircut had made you smarter but no. The shower area looks good, no complaints there. Oh and stop using tinder you degenerate horny freak you are more likely to find a good woman smoking crack behind a dumpster.
@MichaelValentino5 күн бұрын
Get yourself a Grammarly account, or at least spell-check your comments. Calling me dumb would be funnier if your comments were at least grammatically correct. I assume you're a grown man? You should know where commas go, when to use an apostrophe, and when and when not. These simple things might help people appreciate your humor. Personally, I don't think it will help.
@tomasarana84505 күн бұрын
@@MichaelValentino Yeah apostrophes are a corner stone of humor, everyone knows that. Personally i think calling you dumb is funny either way. It's hilarious that you talk about things a grown man should know while every time it rains your "house" melts hahaha. Btw im writing this in my third language so misplacing a comma or two is the least of my worries. And you shouldn't be disrespecting your only fan mate. Who is going to comment if im gone?
@MichaelValentino5 күн бұрын
@@tomasarana8450 I have so much to learn from you.
@tomasarana84505 күн бұрын
@@MichaelValentino Yes
@bodonthan67825 күн бұрын
910This number hopes to follow every step of the ball
@Benny_B0O0Ай бұрын
A real man building his own home. I’ll be out in NM soon doing the same. You’re a true inspiration
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
@@Benny_B0O0 that’s awesome, man. Good luckto ya! I actually started sleeping in this little mud hut last night and there’s no better feeling.
@magesalmanac6424Ай бұрын
Very cool! 👏
@Mr_Jamin007Ай бұрын
What is the white stuff you're spreading over it?
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
@@Mr_Jamin007 sand and lime with a little bit of clay.
@tomasarana8450Ай бұрын
i LIKE YOUR NEW HAIRCUT. iT MAKES YOU LOOK SMARTER
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
I feel smarter.
@bigd9848Ай бұрын
I have the same last name Valentino.Good video
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
Thanks 👍
@franciscoh2148Ай бұрын
Is this near canyon lake ? Are you still there what’s the update
@MichaelValentino7 күн бұрын
Still here. Still grinding.
@justindavenport5666Ай бұрын
the plastering looks great, and the shower is gonna be niccceee. its really coming together 420/710
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
Getting there. Lol. Definitely learning a lot.
@tomasarana8450Ай бұрын
Get a proper trowel or do it with your hands dude I can't believe you are using a plastic spoon to smear lime on the walls.(But don't do it like at 4:04, you aren't patting your mate but. Do it as if you were applying sunscreen on a huuge ladys back. Take a handfull and smear it right to left in one uniform motion, flatening your hand as you go) Also lime works better if you give it a long time to hidrate, like a day, or a week even. Just make sure the lime mix in the bucket is completely covered by a layer of water. If you want a smooth finish on the second layer you can go over it with a sponge and water after letting it dry for around 15min to 1h, depending on how thick you put it on. I hope this helps even thoug I know it won't. See the look on that buddas face? Pure disapointment. Thats the exact same face im making right now. To end on a positive note I think it will end up looking pretty good. If I hadn't seen the whole building process I could be tricked into thinking you're a skilled dude that built a cool house. I also like that you are planting plants, you gained many points for that.
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
I rescued that Buddha from a dumpster in Austin.
@tomasarana8450Ай бұрын
@@MichaelValentino Nice, I'm sure he'll appreciate it. Maybe he started making that face because of the stench in the dumpster and it will change over time.
@tomasarana84502 ай бұрын
Sorry for being late. I bet you missed me. Dude it's crazy how long it takes you to slap each individual handfull of mud on the wall, no wonder it's taking you years to build this freaking anthill hut. And i'd add another 2 years if you plan on going over the whole thing at that speed with that tiny brush 2:46. On a positive note you can avoid what happened at 4:34 by using some sort of mesh or nailing a bunch of rope or whatever to the wood befor you throw mud on it.
@MichaelValentino2 ай бұрын
It’s definitely taking a lot longer than I expected. It’s more like a free gym membership at this point.
@matsfreedom3 ай бұрын
Start over.
@MichaelValentinoАй бұрын
Lol. I did a few times already.
@manuelaabbate11723 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤
@alysonhawthorne31523 ай бұрын
Hey Mike! Not sure if you know who I am, but I think your lil bro could really use a phone call or something! Enjoy watching...... We'll come help!😊
@beatrizcontrerasgarcia3 ай бұрын
Jesus
@tomasarana84503 ай бұрын
9:12 hahaha nice get rekt
@justindavenport56663 ай бұрын
i kept thinking fire and a steak any minute, all thru the second half. its coming along great, keep it up and you will reach your goal in no time 420/710
@bonsaitree13503 ай бұрын
Can you adjust the drill clutch? Usually there are some numbers and you can set it so it will sink those screw heads in with more power and not just stop. On my drill it’s the collar that rotates around just above the drill chuck. Hose is coming along nicely. Gunna be super strong once you get it fully coated with mud.
@tomasarana84503 ай бұрын
Don't give him advice please. It will only confuse and anger him even more.
@MichaelValentino3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the tip. I think I need a new drill. Near where the drillbit goes in has a small crack so it makes it difficult to keep the screw in sometimes.
@MichaelValentino3 ай бұрын
@@tomasarana8450😂 all advice and tips welcomed.
@cristinehoffman4823 ай бұрын
Love your ingenuity!
@tomasarana84503 ай бұрын
Ha Ha funny monkeys use tools better than me my level is broken. Man shut the hell up, it's lame when you do it on purpose. I don't even know what that raft looking thing is suposed to be but I hope you useit to sail away into the horizon. If thats your floor height you wont be able to stand up straight. Even if you make the floor lower on the first room get ready to hit your head a million times on that beam.
@hoomerXQENT3 ай бұрын
So your putting outside garbage into your house
@MichaelValentino3 ай бұрын
Not really, but you can say that considering most of the wood was donated or left over from a construction site. The bottles and cans will be covered.
@22lyric3 ай бұрын
*GREAT idea!*
@johnhoffman96833 ай бұрын
And the views are way down? Whats up? Maybe you need to film more crew dog content! Haha! Great stuff always, man.
@johnhoffman96833 ай бұрын
Your channel is definitely being hidden bro. Your last 3 videos, and shorts didn't show up in my feed.
@MichaelValentino3 ай бұрын
I'm filming and editing for clients all week, so my brain is fried when it comes to my personal channel. And I don't really care. I make film and edit these for my mom to make her laugh. As @tomasarana8450 said, "thank you for watching, Please leave a like before you leave"
@blackmaxima3 ай бұрын
Didn’t he die in a phone booth talking to a lady??
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
Bruv I saw you buying those beams with a golden credit card. What I like most about this one is the skillfull use of all your power tools. If this is a parody you deserve some kind of award. I also love the last shot where you test the stability of the wall. Really cute. I watched that part like 10 times.
@johnhoffman96833 ай бұрын
You have too much time on. your hand if you can talk trash about all this dudes videos. @tomasarana8450
@tomasarana84503 ай бұрын
@@johnhoffman9683 I do have lots of time. Isn't that great? Living the dream baby! I'm also this dudes biggest fan and I'll never miss a video and comment on it. If you did the same his views wouldn't be down. Comments help too, thank you for watching, leave a like before you leave.
@MichaelValentino3 ай бұрын
@@tomasarana8450 🤣
@thomasknox96254 ай бұрын
Ok do like i do use your sqaure as a guide when cutting with your circler saw i use to do it once in a while but now i always do eyes are not what they use to be
@MichaelValentino4 ай бұрын
Thanks! Great tip. Much appreciated.
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
Woah, dude, stop it with the negativity. Being retarded isn't a good reason to start talking about hooks and ropes. Cheer up bro, the power of positive thinking will surely hold up your shack
@MichaelValentino4 ай бұрын
You’re right. What was I thinking. My hair is long and luxurious enough that I can use it in place of the rope.
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
@@MichaelValentino Sounds like a great idea. Hang by your hair 20 minutes every day while you think about the next step in the proyect. If it doesn't help smoothing out some of the kinks in your plans at least it will strengthen your skalp.
@shawnfahey72434 ай бұрын
Mike Damone, was definitely the best character in the Fast Times and one of my favorites.
@Cawwfeecake_4 ай бұрын
0:14
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
Lots of expensive equipment you have there. I've seen junkies build better houses using their fingernails as scredrivers.
@Frugalhomestead874 ай бұрын
Trick I use for putting a board up solo. That 2x6 you were having trouble hanging. Put a screw into the post you’re attaching your board to just below where you’re attaching it to. Both sides helps. Also, having a nail or screw already started in the board you’re attaching to the post helps too! Also, think a pick mattock would help with digging the rocks out easier. But I’m cheap too and use what I have on hand already lol.
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
Give up man. I've been trying to help this dude for months now, he is a hopeless case. I'ts almost like he prides himself in doing it wrong.
@Frugalhomestead874 ай бұрын
@@tomasarana8450 wrong is a matter of perception. People used to use grass for roofs. Is that wrong? I build with repurposed items all the time, because it’s cheap or free. Might be wrong to some, but works just fine for someone like me or Mike.
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
@@Frugalhomestead87 Ha. No you don't understand. Keep following Mikes videos and you'll see what I mean. I build with whatever I got too, thats not the issue at all. Ofc grass roofs arent wrong if you do them right. There are multiple right and wrong ways to do anything. Knowing this guy, he would just throw some lawn grass clippings on a flat osb roof and wrap it all with gaffer tape to hold it in place. Go check out the one where he tries to build a pipe for the oven that goes up and down the wall.
@Frugalhomestead874 ай бұрын
@@tomasarana8450 eh I’d rather just leave some tips here and there if I see them. He’s welcome to use them or not. Doesn’t bother me one way or the other.
@tomasarana84504 ай бұрын
@@Frugalhomestead87 Rather than what? Good tips by the way
@Frugalhomestead874 ай бұрын
Clamps would be a good investment. I’m always doing projects alone and need an extra hand somewhere.
@MichaelValentino4 ай бұрын
I just got some. Game changer
@kkryder11244 ай бұрын
❤nice job Bobo!!!
@jeanmarcbedard3615 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@LadyLanesOrganizer5 ай бұрын
Wow you have made a ton of progress!
@THEREALVLADIMIRPUTIN-0005 ай бұрын
Clamp and screw the bastards
@lucaszleczewski82325 ай бұрын
Use one nail from a neumatic nailer to hold it in place then either hammer it in with a 16 and your hammer or if you don’t want to shin the board or leave marks use a 3 1/2 screw there is different brand and styles but it will be your best bet don’t listen to anyone about soaking it in water
@lucaszleczewski82325 ай бұрын
I frame houses for a living and this is how we do it for million dollar homes and for decks that cost less than 1,000 so I’m pretty sure you will be fine
@duramaxbeast_gaming16465 ай бұрын
Just put a screw in it'll straighten out
@striker2735 ай бұрын
They came out with new tools called a clamp and screws
@ratioxcmcsa2635 ай бұрын
Yea soak them in water, for exactly 22.5hours, air dry them for 2, take a sander and sand off exactly 2mm, let them dry for another hour, them clamp them to a existing board, preferably one that's already straight, and lastly throw it in a fire and buy new ones, since you can so "easily"...
@SchiZ035 ай бұрын
people have bent wood for furniture by boiling water and soaking it. you probably could correct the shape but structural its sound you just have to nail it.
@larrymills25735 ай бұрын
There is a wood straighten tool at Lowes on sale....
@epluribusunum66225 ай бұрын
Yeah lots of ways
@TheGreatMelinko5 ай бұрын
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