While watching this video my spirt went... ah... Ahhhhh... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

1:01 that laugh Tom does kills me😂

I went to camp for a few summers when I was younger, and they had one of those passenger vans. I thought ripping silent bombs in the far back seat and watching everyone react was hilarious.

I just read the blog it's great

Joe rogn os the best podcaster

Girlfriend thinking: He's out with the boys cheating on me Him and the boys:

"I blew this fart joe rogan"

When i used to drink hard id wake up being sick and sh!tt!ng liquid. Id be in bed and let loose trapped wind and my dog would leave the room

i bet that S*** is printed on a t-shirt in so many places! 😂

Those guys met at a gym and were like "hey you like guns and hate authority right? Cool me too!"

Joey is on another level acid😂😂😂😂

They didn’t have .38’s in 1997, they had them in the 80’s. And the 1986 Miami Dade shootout was the reason the police now carry 9mm. This incident is now why they carry service rifles.

No one’s gonna see this comment but I thought I’d share I funny story. A few years ago I accidentally sent this video to my dad instead of one of my friends. I didn’t realize it until he replied a few minutes later. He watched it and said he was crying laughing. He was out of town about to walk in an important sales meeting in 2 minutes! He could barely keep himself together when he walked in. That is one of the few times I’ve ever been able to make my Dad crack up like that, by complete accident though, but I felt happy that I made him laugh. I always cherish the times I get to see him smile and share a joke with him in person.

Crying laughing here brilliant stories 😂😂😂

And I blew this fart Joe Rogan 😂

5:14 this story had me crying laughing for nearly 3 hours 🤣🤣

That last story with the guy on heroin nearly killed me i couldnt breathe

"You gotta give me a second" I lost it 😂😂😂

What about the juice in bjj?

Back when I was a lot heavier and had an awful diet, I ate Indian takeaway one night at an all you can eat deal. I had at least a dozen onion bhaji, chicken pakoras, 5 or 6 different curries, a few beers. The works. Full on fat guy binge. The next day, I’m sat in my work van and felt a rolling pin sized turd working its way through me. I farted. It was pure heat. At least a 3 second long one, pure Bombay methane. It was vile. I got out the van, went about my job for around three hours and headed back to the van. I opened the door and dry heaved. That fckn stinker was still lingering hours later and the only explanation is because I must have sent it deep into the fabric of the seat. Rank. Belter fart though.

no me gusto

look at this idiot harassing people on the street telling them that they're brainwashed, "look at the slave" like he's somehow superior, when he's just as much a lost clown as any of these low ranking celebrities and politicians, and It's like that he thinks being confrontational and obnoxious to strangers on the street is doing anything that would change anything.

he found a real life redditor?

Toe Rogan is such a bootlicker. Police are the criminals. They _should_ be sitting ducks; they spend all day kidnapping and robbing innocent people

This and Godfrey impersonating Steve Harvey where the host screams stfu Godfrey……happy pills

I love farting in the elevator on my own! Then leaving it as a surprise for the next people.

He used to take the number one bus? Sounds like the number two.

A friend of mine in high school was a wrestler and ate tons of meat. He farted one time a cleared an entire floor of the school.

each time i smoke a joint i pass by to hear that joey diaz fart story

I find it hilarious that this content would be considered a threat to democracy

‘I blew this fart, Joe rogan….’ I had the same reaction joe did. Nearly spit my shit out and started geeking.

I can smell his cigar from the screen 😂

The best farts stories are the ones in an enclosed space *where there's no escape*. There are the long loud ones that don't smell at all and sound like a cursed trumpet or fabric tearing, then silent and deadly ones where your asshole just goes 😮‍💨💨 that smells like roadkill on fresh asphalt. When I was a kid I'd fart so much I made my *very religious grandma* curse. "One of these days you're going to shit yourself" she wasn't wrong either 🤣 but you live by the fart, you die by the shart.

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I adore everything joey Diaz hes just such a real storyteller hes comedy gold .. .

2:16

WTF?? Why didn’t you show, at least, the entirety of John’s answer to Joe, as in, ALL six of his questions? The name of your channel is Smart Clips, well this one sure isn’t able to adhere to your channel name. This is a STUPID CLIP! You stopped it RIGHT when it was just starting to get REALLY interesting. Thanks for nothing!😡

When he said he aimed his asshole at him I lost it 😂😂😂😂

Can someone edit Joe Rogans mook voice out of this so it’s watchable please

A coworker and I had a fart competition a few years back. We both ate the same unhealthy meals for two days and drank the same kind of beer to see whose truly smelled worse. When we got to work, we both let them loose throughout the shift. There were no winners; everybody lost that day.

Definitely made my night hearing this again 😂😂😂

0:58

Haha he's like the everlasting gobstopper of flatulence 😂

This isn't the one but start listening at about 4:45

Should have been carrying some cold iron, dude.

The absolute funniest thing of this whole thing is the concept of a movie where Antonio Banderas teaches “underprepared youth how to salsa.” 💀 😂

I'm DYING ova here!

What’s the podcast called and where can I find it

Joey Diaz is one of the great storytellers of our time.

poor guy..... JK!!!lol!!