Craig Robinson Def Comedy Jam 1992

I don’t get why you would want to cut kids from a high school team

Good the bible shouldnt be in school anyways

Played for coach Simpson. I loved it

Can confirm: every time we fought against the private school in sports locally, all the public schools absolutely clowned on them. There were a couple of private schools that did well in sports, but those were private schools that specifically trained and put an emphasis on sports... And we still beat them about 50% of the time. Crazy~

“Like four times a year”😂😂😂

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These people at dry bar comedy are superheros . I have no idea how they are so funny without cussing . I've come to realize that my comedy act ain't shit without cuss words considering these people have the whole place folded over in laughter and Ive never heard them say a single cuss word

Im so competitive this is how I'd be with my kids.😅

My niece had rods put into her spine. It was very painful for her.

What is this. Oh wait I don’t care

Got her dad’s sense of humor.

Cruel and teach your daughter to hate you. Funny, nothing said about a son's punishment.

Gross immature behavior.

Great way to make your kid hate you.

I guess this works if you don’t know that guys are desperate for female attention, will think this is a genuine attempt by your daughter to get their attention, and inadvertently give one of these poor guys the courage to talk to your daughter and now you have a whole NEW problem on your hands… it’s important to think about the consequences of your actions

Take the chargers watch the fear in their eyes as they slowly try to delay the inevitable.

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This culture sucks

Taking the phone mke dem learn better way not to get caught 😂😂 just let them know what they did is wrong and let it come with a smacking beside it 😅

My dad when I was a teenager I disrespected my stepmother and the next morning he took my bedroom door off I never spoke disrespectfully again in his house he’d also smack me in the back of the head when I crossed a line

She was right! Well teenage may be a little old

My mom tells me all the time she'll smack me in the mouth for talking crazy😂 im a damn adult

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You got to be honest with your kids or they're just not going to learn.

"Looking into that milk carton thing" is wild lol!

"Honey, I'd have to make another one and start over!"

Not too far at all lol

Was funny but did go too far

This deserves waaaaay more attention. Solid joke writing sir!

Women aren't funny at all. Female comedians are so raunchy.

Poor kid lol

This is brilliant 👏

You went bald cuz you got married

Annnnnnnd thats how we got covid. Smh

Shock collars are cruel animals. If you didn’t really know this at times the electrodes confuse that means burn and fuse and stick to the skin to the side of the dogs neck. That’s what the shot Coward can do so it isn’t humane. How would you like to have a couple electrodes fused to your skin where it would hurt to even pull it apartabout it why don’t you wear a shock collar and find out?

This guy knows Tedians never heard a bat before 😂😂😂

Northern bats must be atheistic bc they sound very different.

Supposedly, a female comedian wrote this joke. That can't be true because it's slightly clever and doesn't include the word v@gin@

This is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen

Wow… life isn’t worth living after seeing this, I don’t think I can bear the pain of this much cringe…

It’s funny y’all buggin

This guy was trained in comedy by females

hopefully this guy is already retired because this was so unfunny it hurts

A friend had two dogs and the invisible fence system. One of the dogs learned instantly to stay in the yard the other dog learned just as quickly that if he ran fast enough it only hurt for a second and then he was free. When he was done loafing around the neighborhood he would sit on the lawn across the street and wait for his owner (my friend) to notice him and turn the fence off and go get him.

My garage door sends a notification to my phone when it opens or closes. My dogs have learned that when my phone makes that sound, someone is probably home and go crazy! Unfortunately, the tone is the same for all notifications. So I have to change the tone about once a month.

We had one but our dog was "different". He'd go out, lean over & purposely shock himself. Then he'd get a big goofy grin. He'd do it 3 or 4 times then come in for a nap. The only time he left the yard w/o permission was when he saw a neighbor slap his kid. Woody didn't hurt the dad but took him to the ground & held him there until the cops came.

A friend had s system where if you got close, it would beep, amd if you got closer, you'd get shocked. His dog figured out he could go lay down in the beeping zone and wait for the battery to go dead - when the beeping stopped, he'd take off.

it’s sad how when i was a kid, TEDTalks were seen as mini documentaries where you could learn lots of cool information and overtime they’ve just let almost ANYBODY on the fucking stage. what a joke