never thought i would hear soulja boy and war mixed together, the internet is full of new experiences

2 years she's going to be pee ranking P2

Hmm... I don't know if people will like my keybinds, but here they are Everything is at default, except:- Repurposed Q to knuckleblaster, F is parry only. Only use number keys and scroll wheel to swap between weapons, so therefore I have activated universal scrolling. It is indeed pretty comfortable to me

goes hard but give gabriel more health you keep killing him too fast

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Croatian, gamer, survivalist What you can expect? P A R R Y.

22:48 you will never escape the knuckleblaster parry allegations

Dude, I have almost 700 hours and I'm still not when at 60 yet. Jesus.

5:20 The idol lineup is CRAZY.

i followed the tutorial, did everything it told me to but i just cant. its been like 1000 tries (not kidding). im on brutal too. am i just THIS bad at the game??? btw im just trying to do sisyphus. pls help me out

that beginning syncs way too well

i love how i actively predicted that it was more worth to learn dead-coining instead of actually learning the fight ;-;

aerial slarpcoinpuches is just bullshit everytime i add a coin it just gets instantly shot and i need to wait 2 sec to punch the coin and if i go further away so the coin wont get shot i will just miss every single shot

I have to replace ma old ass mouse that doesn't have side buttons.

where can i get that earth/space skybox you use? it looks sick

as one who plays Ultrakill on a steam deck, what is this

OUTER WILDS SPOTTED GRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE OUTER WILDS I LOVE OUTER WILDS I LOVE OUTER WILDS SO MUCH

Hit the slay button

Blood tunnel is fucking shit. Missed up 4 p ranks

I went on KZbin to find a guide on how to talk to women, saw this in my recommended, and watched it twice. No regrets.

aww that’s so cute

this video is completely paradoxical and is obviously scripted.

Teach her ultracoin

0:14 I like to imagine this screenshake/stuttering as V1 having an earthshattering orgasm at how fucking cool railcoining and coinadding is

If you don’t get a part 3, you’re going RIGHT TO HERESY, PAL… or maybe Fraud. Yeah, Fraud makes a ton more sense.

1:37 "I don't even think she knows you can parry virtues" I have 100 hours in this game and I didn't even know that.

I’ve watched this several times, but it’s very amusing to watch such Sisyphean struggle turning out to be worth it.

Otxo soundtrack in video - instant like

Better call Minos - nothing but JUDGEMENT

"may your improvements be many" "and your skill few." - gabriel after killing anyone for the 26th+ time just to get no diffed

Jako želi ultrakill a neću pitam mamu ili tatu da in trošim pare🥲

Freebird% is just seeing how fast you can kill leviathan without touching the ground (freebird song mandatory)

imagine trying to do all of theese in vr ultrakill

What language do you speak

Po jakiemu wy mówicie? BO podobnie do polskiego

loving underwater levels means you hate us

the women are getting smarter 👁

ultrakill players are something else how the hell (great job though)

I’ve played Metroid Prime a lot, so I’m pretty used to first person shooters. I am NOT familiar with controls on a keyboard, because there are just TOO MANY KEYS. However, I have figured out that almost, if not ALL games on Steam can be played by plugging a controller into the computer.

this was literally me the first time i encountered leviathan being confused as hell on what to do about his tail attacks so i just whiplashed ontop of him all the time it was hilarious

probably the best leviathan kill ive seen (the freebird in the background did it for me)

That music fits so well tho OMG!

This video is Slavko certified. 🦇 ;-)

0:47 you cannot tell me this bit with the saws isn't some metal gear rising bs

W h a t

routes i like to take 1: i like to dash jump next to either sentry and alt piercer shoot followed by a railcannon, killing the sentry in front of you and heavily damaging the other sentry and swordsmachine 2: for the 2 idoled mindflayer room: you can nuke the sentry at the start, nuke the swordsmachines when they are next to each other or sawtrap the swordsmachines 3: you can use the sharpshooter to insta-kill the maurice in the second half of the spaghetti room 4: you can start off the last room with a saw trap in the middle as well to semi consistently kill the swordsmachines 5: you can hide in the tunnel with the door the the boss fight in the hideous mass and 4 sentry fight to avoid the sentry los (note: this is pretty risky as the hideous mass can launch mortars or slam to force you out of there) hope this helps

6 Tries

To paraphrase HeavenlyFather in one of RussianBadgers videos: "That was actually fucking illegal what you did to that man!"

Not even under 21 second and a p-rank